Thread 939027373

Help me make your girl famous.

Drop her On/Off pics and I’ll post them on twitter then screenshot the posts. Don’t be a pussy.

>>939027373 (OP)
TRANSLATION:

You pretend to have some kind of talent or power... In this case, your alleged talent or power being uploading stupid pictures two a stupid fucking social media website.

YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY
YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE MASTURBATING LIKE A LOSER

And since you don't have a job you can't afford rent so you still live with your mother

You live with your mommy
masturbating in her back bedroom
unable to afford a pair of socks without her help

AND 'THIS' IS YOUR ALLEGED TALENT?

>>939027431
It wouldn't be a screenshot if it was actually somebody you knew

also you might want to consider McDonald's because they're hiring

>>939027503
Dude fuck off we're trying something here

>>939027373 (OP)
Q: WHY IS SHE UGLY?

or to be more technically precise...
WHY DID YOU CHOOSE A PHOTOGRAPH OF AN UGLY GIRL?

Have you ever considered getting a job? You might even be able to afford real pornography of attractive women

I suppose this is the best you could do from the free porn sites?

>>939027531

SO SUDDENLY YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR MCDONALD'S?

financially exploiting your mother while you sit on your lazy ass masturbating is acceptable...

BUT A JOB AT MCDONALD'S ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE

YOU ARE NOT YOUR MOTHER'S RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE

>>939027555
lol God damn I almost choked on Cheerios looking at this stupid fucking picture

oh my God!! can you imagine the poor schmuck that has to look at that ugly shit everyday?

can you imagine having to wake up next to that pig naked? thank God I'm not him

>>939027531

imagine if somebody convinced your mother to change the Wi-Fi password...
You would be SO fucked

>>939027373 (OP)

I think it's hilarious how you guys have so much stupid pornography downloaded on your hard drives

I don't have any pornography at all. Not even a little bit. Not even one fucking photograph, And certainly no videos

(I've got an abundance of homemade images and videos of women fucking me and sucking my dick, But I would never have a reason to sit watching someone else having sex)

But apparently for you guys sitting on your ass and watching other people enjoy themselves is as close as you'll ever get

pornography is the clearest indication of a coward

because of course men are going to try to hide their cowardice

Men aren't going to admit what they're afraid of

apparently you're afraid of women

>>939027575
Maybe add hashtags to find the post easier as well

>>939027624
nah, you're on 4chan, no one believes the joke of a life you're trying to sell here. kys my man.

>>939027658
The joke of a life I'm trying to sell?

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HETEROSEXUALITY?

It's not a joke...
It's how you were born
unlike you, your father was somehow able to convince your mother to have sex

BECAUSE HE TRIED

YOU ARE AFRAID OF WOMEN
SO YOU NEVER EVEN TRY
YOU WOULD RATHER SIT ON YOUR ASS
LIKE A WEAK SCARED LITTLE CHILD

AND FINANCIALLY EXPLOIT YOUR MOTHER

heterosexuality is a very real lifestyle
So is SUPPORTING YOURSELF LIKE A MAN

GET A FUCKING JOB
YOU LAZY DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT

>>939027658

You seem to be suggesting unemployment and fear of women is a prerequisite here

YOU'RE WRONG.....

GET A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT

>>939027373 (OP)

It would be hilarious if you finally somehow managed to meet a woman who was so stupid and desperate, that she actually thought you qualified as a hypothetical companion

It would be hilarious because it wouldn't take her very long to stumble across all of the embarrassing pornography you've downloaded

It wouldn't take her long to realize you are a scared little child who lives in mommy's spare bedroom and refuses to get a job and help your mother pay bills

It wouldn't take her long to realize who and what you truly are

So even if you WERENT fat and unattractive, You still wouldn't stand a chance

>>939027373 (OP)

here's the funniest part:
IT REALLY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE MCDONALD'S

For example, I get paid to draw and paint illustrations freelance

If you have a talent, You can make money from it without the humiliation of wearing a McDonald's uniform

It's a shame you were born without talent

LOOKS LIKE IT'S MCDONALD'S, AFTER ALL

GO FILL OUT A JOB APPLICATION AND YOU'LL HAVE A UNIFORM BY THE TIME YOUR MOTHER GETS HOME FROM WORK

>>939027575

I hate women with that type of frizzy nasty hair.

always have and always will
It's the type of hair you can't run your fingers through, at least not with a silky sensation to your hand

It's somewhere between hair and straw

>>939027373 (OP)

It seems like with all the free time on your hands you could have at least invested a few more minutes to find a photograph of an attractive woman

>>939027373 (OP)
I've seen a woman that looks just like her.
Upper teeth, no chin..
If I see her again I gotta check her arm if she has that tattoo.
Then I'd tell her about this image.

>>939027373 (OP)
can you imagine being a woman with a face that looks like that?

It seems like she'd have enough sense to realize her vagina is the only thing she's got going for herself

And she would at least shave it

>>939027373 (OP)

I just had an interesting epiphany:

since you don't have a job or any history with women, basically you are a little girl

You have all of the same attributes as a little girl

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHAVE YOUR VAGINA?

>>939027373 (OP)

You need to do an internet search and find someplace that's hiring...

find a job that requires no skill or talent

A job that pays you to sit in your mother's spare bedroom masturbating

BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS GOING TO KICK YOU OUT SOON

SHE WANTS HER LIFE BACK

SHE HAS PLANS FOR THAT BEDROOM

I'd suggest you start being proactive because she's going to catch you off guard

And you'll be sleeping in a parking lot stairwell this winter

I can't believe you're able to look in the mirror without laughing at your reflection

because the reflection in the mirror is a sad excuse for a man

>>939027373 (OP)
>don't be a pussy

I think you inadvertently misspelled the word "inevergetanypussy"

>>939027373 (OP)
>don't be a pussy

......... Why not?

That would be the fastest way to guarantee I'd never have to see you again

because there's a 0% chance you'll ever find yourself in the same room as an open vagina

>>939027373 (OP)

can you imagine being so powerless and the sexually incapable, that this stupid "I'll upload your pictures to Twitter and take a screenshot' FAGSHOW seemed like a better idea than supporting yourself and finding a woman who acknowledged your existence?

...... oh that's right I forgot
You don't have to imagine

>>939027373 (OP)
THE GOOD NEWS:

at least this is a bit of a departure from your normal everyday "would you show me your penis in discord" routine

>>939027373 (OP)
Drop your Kik

>>939027373 (OP)

......at least today it's FEMALE genitalia that you're thinking about

I'm certain this won't last very long

>>939028017
>drop your kik

T4ANSLATION: He wants more mutual masturbation with another man

And he uses Kik
which was designed for 11-year-old girls and still directs all of their advertisements towards the preteen female demographic

unlike other social media chat apps
KIK IS INTENDED EXCLUSIVELY FOR PRETEEN GIRLS

no wonder it appealed to you

>>939028017

there's something particularly repulsive about an adult male who can't support himself (I realize you are a welfare recipient who collects money from taxpayers like me, And you call it disability money but that's not true because it's not a legitimate disability it's just welfare) who uses an at targeted to 11-year-old girls to ask other adult males to masturbate with you online.

You are quite literally one of the most pathetic excuses for a human being I've seen in a very long time

>>939027373 (OP)
I guarantee barely anybody ever sees your stupid Twitter page or account or whatever the fuck you call it

I can't imagine you have many people who are interested in your Twitter