>>939028167 (OP)
Your mother needs to arrange it so they can look back on it later and laugh
maybe even document the event, and upload it...
I can see it now:
Your mother wants to introduce you to her friend from work, And you tell her you'll be out in a minute
And just like always, You procrastinate and it's more like 40 minutes before you finally come crawling out of that stinky fucking spare bedroom...
And when you meet her friend in the living room, He reaches out to shake your hand...
And as you extend your hand, HE BREAKS YOUR JAW
Your mother could pretend to be surprised
once the punching begins, You never stop until your opponent is immobilized on the ground... That's rule number one about beating the shit out of a little punk like you
leave him in a lumpy pile on the floor in the living room
then he could take your mother into her bedroom and empty his nuts into her several times
she happily pay with her vagina
because her vagina is how you began in the first place
So why not use her vagina to teach you a lesson?