Thread 939032719

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Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:28:41 PM No.939032719

A friend of a friend owes money to a loan shark. Should he leave the state

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:36:25 PM No.939032971 >>939033125 >>939033405

>go to loan sharks house at night
>Measure windows and doors
>Cut and pre drill 3/4 MDF boards to fit
>Handscrew boards over all means of egress
>Use 3 inch hole saw on roof
>Pour in gasoline
>Light with flare
>??????????
>Profit

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:41:36 PM No.939033125 >>939033311

>>939032971
do they have to 3/4 specifically

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:46:30 PM No.939033311 >>939033405 >>939033459 >>939033576

>>939033125
You want something thick enough that you can't punch or kick through anything thinner is a liability

Also make sure to have screws roughly every four inches on the perimeter of the MDF so it can't be easily broken off

Good luck faggot

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:48:32 PM No.939033405 >>939033481 >>939033520

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>>939033311
>>939032971
i like how you keep writing mdf as if anyone knows what that means. probably made up.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:49:53 PM No.939033459

>>939033311
It sounds like you may have done this before... allegedly

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:50:28 PM No.939033481

>>939033405
Mommy's delicious feces

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:51:24 PM No.939033520 >>939033551

>>939033405
Medium density fiber board
Sold at any hardware store

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:51:36 PM No.939033527

>bunch of nerds giving dangerous advice to OP going against seriously dangerous people
If you're desperate just turn yourself in to the cops.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:52:15 PM No.939033551 >>939033632

>>939033520
ace hardware? because i have been there many times and i have never heard of it.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:53:03 PM No.939033576

>>939033311
I can easily kick out MDF. 1/2 plywood would be better

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:54:37 PM No.939033632 >>939033872

>>939033551
Ace hardware sucks

Lowe's or home Depot carries it in store

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 6:01:08 PM No.939033872 >>939034334

>>939033632
Lowe's lol nothing but a bunch of teenagers and old farts working there. HD is somewhat good but Ace is the place to go.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 6:14:17 PM No.939034334 >>939034520

>>939033872
Ace has better more knowledgeable staff but they're useless for anything other than browsing tools and backyard furniture.

If you have an actual project and need supplies you go to home depot or lowes

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 6:19:34 PM No.939034520

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>>939034334
You know what? I will take your word for it and next time I have to do some work around the house I'll go to Lowe's. Might even make a thread about it. Don't let me down, anon.