Thread 939033530

Tuck your shirt in, you fucking bum.

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>>939033530 (OP)
It is tucked in. I'm at work, I'm not gonna look like a slob.

Why are bisexuals always tucking in their shirts?

>>939033530 (OP)
I work from home, i dont think my cat gives a shit about my shirt being tucked in

>>939033769
Your cat is secretly judging you.

>>939033823
Statistically accurate.
Judgy little fucks...

>>939033530 (OP)
Fuck off Karen.

>>939033530 (OP)
Hawaiian shirts aren't meant to be tucked in you fucking fashion turd

>>939033860
Yup. I know my late cat was. I'd sometimes look myself in the mirror and stare at my beer guy and there would be the little guy whispering to himself "...fat fuck."

>>939034285
Don't feel too bad, even when they love you to bits cats still perceive you as giant hairless cats who are incompetent at hunting.
Why do you think the go from bringing you unharmed prey animals, to crippled ones, before eventually bringing you headless kills?
It's trying to teach you how to hunt and your worthless ass doesn't even give chase after the mouse or bird or whatever that it has brought you.
If anything, your old cat was probably impressed that you managed to get fat while being such a bad hunter.

>>939033530 (OP)
Americanos too fat. Must have shirt out to hide some.

>>939033530 (OP)
>>939033688
>>939033769
Not at work, busy... drawing stuff

>>939033769
>>939033823
>>939033860
>>939034285

>>939034036
see: >>939034885

>>939034194
>>939034574
Crows are from the north

>>939034546
Cats do hunt mice so they keep kitchens clean, they would've ruined Ratatouille though

>>939034994
bc they're knocking things over or bc they murdered the rat?

>>939034994
How is that post a reply to my post anon?

>>939034546
kek you might be right. Little bastard lived up to 14. I have thought about adopting another one but he just passed away last year. Maybe I need to move on? Either way, give your little one belly rubs and pets.

>>939033530 (OP)
Fuck off homeless faggot.

>>939035150
Well if getting a new cat isn't an attempt at getting your old cat back or attempting to replace it with exactly like your old one, that is moving on. There are plenty of cats who need loving homes out there.

>>939033530 (OP)
Only if it's a suit shirt, or I have a t-shirt under my scrub top.

You don't need to tuck in a colored tee in your pants. It makes you look like a nerd.

>>939035363
For once I can have a decent conversation even though my english is trash without being called a Faggot or a Nigger.

Thanks, anon. Definitely will be thinking about giving a cat a new home. <3

>>939033530 (OP)
FUCK YOU! I won't do what you tell me!

>>939033530 (OP)
Wish I still looked like this

>>939035720
Lose weight.

>>939036031
I eat healthy meals (fish, salads, vegetables, fruit, etc) then I fuck it all up at night eating cheese and junk food with bourbon or Scotch. I know, stupid.

>>939036313
I am an alcoholic and I try to stick to healthy food whenever I can. Always respect the stomach.