Thread 939033850

I want nuri to lock me in a chastity cage and peg my ass

>>939033850 (OP)
I want to put nuri on a treadmill and a low carb diet.

>>939033850 (OP)
I want Nuri to call me a retard and a degenerate, and tell me that I'll never be a major league gamer

>>939034122
Aww, you're not that retarded josh... :(

I have no idea who this nuri person is

>>939034165
You haven't been in my dms have you lol

>>939034223
A friend of ours who happens to be into photography

>>939034223
Wannabe Ecelebs from normalfag internet.They're too boring so just randos doing dumb shit for attention who think they're important

>>939033850 (OP)
Shes got Betty Davis eyes.

>>939034024
>>939034122

>>939033850 (OP)
I will say, I think that's a pretty good pic though

>>939033850 (OP)
And dismember you.

>>939036392
What the fuck is with that face?

>>939034575
>You haven't been in my dms have you lol
Ermm could i get in your dms... >//<

>>939036498
Only if you like unsolicited penis pictures that I send when I'm egregiously bored at night ;)

>>939036713
I love unsolicited penis pictures :3

>>939036475
the face i could live with if she grew her hair. it's the gigantic piccolo shoulders that make me shudder

>>939036818
I couldn't. That's just... a lot. Like short bus retard a lot. I didn't take a firm stance against being attracted to troons just to be attracted to a girl that really looks like one. I zoomed in on it, and I wouldn't be caught dead in public with that.

>>939036805
Oh.
Really??

>>939033850 (OP)
Chop your dick off Josh.
Nobody wants you here.

>>939037139
Fuck you, she's cute.

>>939037151
Yes :3 can i see your pp josh?

>>939037253
why is the pussy photoshopped?

>>939037253
>>939037399
In seeing that, I'm 100% certain that it's a troon.

>>939037399
What are you talking about?

>>939033850 (OP)
Stop promoting yourself e-thot, fuck off back to your discord group.

>>939036392
>holding a hatchet with 2 hands
Ok then. Ugly thot

Damn, this guy really wants you to know he hates Nuri

>>939037580
This, nobody gives a fuck about you or your groupies.

>>939037651
>im too much of a pussy to respond to any one post because confrontation scares me even in an anonymous setting.
Yeah zoomers be like that.

>>939037253
I second that, but you're prolly talking to a troll or two, I think lol.

>>939037377
I dunno about that, spidey senses be tingling hard...
Also I haven't posted dick pics on here in years

>>939037628
It's pretty specific to this one. I really don't get it. She is like 3/10 tops. You can't tell me that isn't a masculine face and frame.

>>939037750
>You can't tell me
I'm telling you.
I don't simp for this dumb bitch, but you're obsessed with trannies.

>>939037721
Oh boy, is it my turn??

>>939037790
Uh sure, im.just calling you a bitch, tag your posts pussy.

>>939037750
Would you like a closeup of her lady vagina?

>>939033850 (OP)
i did this to my bf the other day idk why more men aren't into it

>>939037826
No, we would like you to stop promoting this junkie looking thot on 4chan and go back to her discord group.

>>939037849
>my bf
Faggots always do nasty shit, i dont know why you consider it normal.

>>939037906
im a girl i used a strap

>>939037882
One day you will stop saying the same thing over and over. There is no discord, you buffoon

>>939037936
Shut the fuck up

>>939037936
Until you post your pussy with a tinestamp youre a faggot who fucked his faggot bf with his hiv cannon.

>>939037988
You are so good at giving women power

>>939037972
You wherent invited to it? Jesus christ youre a fuckin loser bro, even ive been to it.

>>939037988
im not posting hole in 4chan
im not that dumb

>>939038006
That doesnt make sense, elaborate if you want your "snarky" joke to have nuance.

>>939038029
Cool story faggot, stay gay, watch out for monkey pox.

>>939037783
It's more about her being extremely ugly.
>>939036392
This face is so fucked up. It's not about being obsessed with trannies and more refusing to accept that this creature is female.

We were so back for all of 1 hour and 14 minutes...

>>939038131
She isn't though. Why are you so hellbent on insisting she is?
Seems personal.

>>939033850 (OP)
I want trans to end like 41 of them

>>939038175
Shes pretty ugly dude, low standards might work in your life but not everyone is as ugly as you.

>>939038148
No, i promise nobody appreciates you faggots coming here. Go back.

>>939038020
You’ve seen the made up discord?

>>939038271
I don't know why you keep insisting an above average looking woman is very ugly.
It's weird.

>>939038043
>”ur not a woman unless you post pic!”
>posts pic
>drops mic
>everyone simps
It’s 4chan 101

>>939038315
HAHA I KNEW IT

>>939038420
She didnt post a pic retard. Its a dude larping. Simple as

>>939038417
she is well below average

>>939038417
Haha nah, shes dog faced buddy. Id say a butterface but her tattoos ruin that also.

>>939038475
By what metric?

Nuri is gonna ambush this Jew in the middle of the night and blast his caps

>>939038452
Knew what? Someone would call out your obvious group therapy?

>>939038517
Go back

>>939038499
Attractiveness according to people with healthy standards. Im surprised shes not covered in self harm scars.

>>939038554
Back where? I dont have access to her discord group or pReddit like you boring faggots.

>>939038573
>my standards = everyone's
Ok dude. You clearly have a beef with this bitch and I'm not gonna continue playing this game with you.

>>939038612
I wasnt the anon you started with i just support what he said, shes ugly by any standard. Why be such a simp?

>>939038475
Post an example of what's average to you.

>>939038608
You’re not slick and you’re too brain fried to be a good actor

>>939038641
>clearly state I'm not simping
>call her a stupid bitch
>S-SIMP
Yeah you're some discord faggot that hates her.

>>939038650
I think Sydney Sweeney is as average as a woman can be. She’s literally if you ask an artist to draw a woman with no other descriptions

>>939038669
Not really sure what you mean honestly, im just on /b/ often enough to see you faggots make the same simp threads for this thot over and over and over again and try to force your gay "josh, reed, ?kyle" meme. You niggers are gay as fuck, not the first and wont be the last to try and make 4chan your little taboo group meetup for your highschool buddies.

>>939038714
Okay, yeah so you're an incel with impossibly high standards.
I figured.

>>939038315
Nah.

>>939038612
>I'm not gonna continue playing this game with you
That'd be a good call, the game don't end lol

>>939038679
Nah, your the one upset we think shes ugly, youre a fuckin simp retard, calling a woman a bitch dont mean shit. Keep on simping faggit.

>>939038753
How is that high standards? I mean, yeah she’s an actor. But she’s just the definition of woman. That’s where average should be

>>939038741
I can smell you begging for me to say it

>>939038779
>y-you're mad!
Nah bro. You aren't trolling.
She's a dumb attention whore, but to say she's extremely unattractive is just unwarranted negativity because you have a personal bias against her. That much is obvious.

>>939038836
Say what? Just fucking say whatever gay shit you think im waiting for...do you mean the one dudes name I cant remember for whatever reason...you have like 10 million memes about him, whats his name?

>>939038804
So you just don't understand what average means then huh.

>>939038852
No shes just ugly, its not complicated, why be such a fucking spazoid simp about it?

>>939038880
This teasing back n forth is turning me on..

>>939038907
Keep saying simp like it means anything.

>>939038901
Average, meaning typical. Not especially attractive or unattractive

>>939038926
I mean if it doesnt mean anything to you why keep getting upset about it, we are allowed to call her ugly, what kind of gatekeeper do you think you are?

>>939038915
Right...anyway.

>>939038960
Thats not good enough, he has to agree with your version of average so he can decide whether its correct or not.

>>939039001
I'm not upset.

you like waifus don’t you?

>>939038960
That's not what average means, and Sydney Sweeney is especially attractive.
They don't make plain looking women movie stars.

>>939039001
>we
Yes, multiple people on this planet have a hardcore hate boner for Nuri

>>939039145
now here's a real woman

>>939039154
I can literally draw Sydney Sweeney. She has nothing that makes her stand out except for the fact she’s not ugly. She has nothing that makes her attractive. The absence of one is not a credit to the other

>>939039164
Sorry heoshimoot nuked the poster counter because of you niggers, cant be helped.

>>939039135
Ok, stop gatekeeping.

>>939039287
We can all like Nuri

>>939039325
I dont have a problem with the thot, its the gay niggers who try to force their memes on 4chan that worship her that i cant stand. Im just here to make sure they know.

>>939039407
So you’re gatekeeping?

Can I interject here for a moment?

>>939039426
Nah, you can try to force them all you want but ive been here since the site essentially took off in 2003 and ive seen it a ton of times and fails every time. Some group of highschool kids who find out about 4chan think its cool and edgy and try to establish their own brand on the website. It never works except in the case of the fucking bronies which is why im vehemently against it. Those niggers deserved to be shut outside of the gate.

>>939039458
Yes

I just want everyone to know that I took a fat shit and clogged the fuck out of my toilet.

That is all

>>939039458
No, stop using avatars faggit.

>>939039509
Funny because I’ve been here for the beginning too and can fully say it’s worked out many times. The only reason a lot of people stopped posting here is because 4chan is fucking dead.

>>939039553
When did it work? You think the constant spam of BBC is board culture? Thats retarded and I doubt youre old enough to have been here that long honestly or youd know im right, do you use logfag memes?

>>939038417
This is so fucking far from "above average".

>>939039539
Too late

>>939039605
Im aware, wish the jannies actually did their jobs. Why dont you faggots just stick to your gay little discord club and stop shitting up /b/ so you can pat eachother on the back?

>>939039599
Look I love Nuri, but lighting is her biggest enemy

>>939039590
No, I despise you logfags. You’re why 4chan died lol

>>939039660
>she doesnt look good in light
So shes ugly, we established that

>>939039660
I'm not sure the sun has enough light to fix that face, anon.

>>939039689
>you logfags
Lord youre boring as fuck, but thats my point the logfag memes arent board culture either, its literally a group of niggers just like you faggots essentially using avatars on an anonymous website. Why cant zoomers deal with anonymity?

>>939039699
She looks great in good lighting, you just have no reading comprehension

>>939039738
No woman that posts here gets anonymity, bro. Come on, be real

>>939039745
So bad light makes her ugky but good light makes her not ugly...good looking women look good in either so....

>>939039761
They do if they arent attention whores you retard.

>>939039768
I wish you could understand cinematography

>>939039642
>Why dont you faggots just stick to your gay little discord club and stop shitting up /b/
Why should I do that?

>>939039791
Holy shit you’re a woman

>>939039864
Still prettier than nuri

>>939039865
Honestly you dont have to its a free country, i just like reminding you that you niggers are transparent whether you want it to be or not. Do as you will homie, free shrugs.

>>939039951
I don’t agree but also not my point

>>939039924
Could be but since i refuse to post myself on the internet youll just say im a dude and blah blah so in that effect no, im a guy amirite? Amidoinitrite?

>>939039864
Poor lighting is cope

>>939040002
Your point is you find nuri oretty, thats good for you, ai dont find her attractive, good for me.

>>939039689
4chans not dead just /b/, dont be such a newfag to believe that /b/ = 4chan when every major board receives the same amount of traffic it always has. Get off /b/ sometimes, sincerely.

>>939040018
No I 100% believe you’re a jealous woman. No one hates another woman that much except a Mexican Jew pedophile. So you’re either him or a woman

>>939040139
Fuck other boards, I’m not a bitch

>>939039980
Well as it so happens, I will to be here where I can watch people spend multiple hours of their life getting salty as fuck about stupid shit.

Carry on, redditcel, I'll get my popcorn...

>>939040177
This is a big problem zoomers seem to suffer from, without the poster counter you think there are like 10 people on /b/ and its retarded.

>>939040199
Cool story faggot.

>>939040265
Shut the fuck up, you’re acting as if /pol/ is the pinnacle

>>939040196
Fuck you for staying stuck, try /r9k/ its /b/ but forcibly random.

>>939040307
Nah, /v/ and /x/ are my go to. Try other boards anon, dont get stuck here.

>>939040297
I'm still enjoying it lol

>>939040265
they have a limited scope of self awareness and anything bigger than their circle doesn't exist. they're as autistic as the logfags with the same patterns

>>939040438
God damnit I knew i was in a fucking circle jerk!

>>939040422
>lol

>>939040502
>its only shane and nlue nigger here
Thats what ive been waiting for

>>939040528
it's pretty obvious he's one of the main ones he only knows 4 words after all

Threads over, the discord faggots exposed themselves again, bye niggers, keep worshipping thots.

>>939040556
you exposed yourself last night when you freaked out again for no reason. get a life you little tiny faggot

>>939040587
>last night
>theres only 10 people on /b/!!!
Hahaha funny i wasnt on last night. Also im not your boogyman shane you weird faggot.

>>939040321
/r9k/ just cemented that you’re a woman

>>939040658
funny. shane keeps saying boogeyman over and over again too. lol.

>>939040496
Lol indeed. It's entertaining to watch randos get mad and try to argue in a thread full of stubborn people who aren't ever gonna leave

>>939040685
It’s 100% a woman or Shane

>>939040549
Yeah its like 4 or 5 of them and nuri i think, i havnt gotten too deep into it but they are pretty obvious. I sent screenahots to MogMG (janitor) about their avatar use, he just said until they begin interrupting other threads its a filter ordeal, oh well.

>>939040668
Ok, whats it to you micropenis?

>>939040732
well we know it isnt shane because shane went on a tranny brained murder spree at a catholic church this morning

>>939040724
So its a rando now not "shane", i figured you retards at least communicated

>>939040739
did you explain that you're only 5 foot 6 and you should get special treatment and go to the front of the line?

>>939040808
Nah, hes not into forced memes

>>939040739
they will interrupt threads because they're exactly like the logfags

Almost made it

shane why are your eyes so close together and asymmetrical

little jewish tranny weasel fuck

>>939040850
Actually the logfags typically dont, but if youre mad about them flooding BBC threads then you deserve to be mad about it tbh.

I cant believe these dudes are in a circle jerk group that windmill for nuri

>>939040795
I figured you'd only be ironically mad, but it appears that is also not the case

>>939040945
It's only 4 24/7 but 1 for the most part and one is near 50. very sad

>>939041019
what causes this?

>>939041089
male loneliness

I’m confused now.

>>939041279
shane got called out but he thinks he's smarter than he is and tried to deflect. it failed. now he's at payless buying new platform boots for the big fashion show tonight

>>939041279
Same, but it's fine

>>939041381
Ok schizo only 10 people on /b/ keep believing it

>>939041535
only 1 that speaks like a retarded jewish midget and I'm smellin him right now. stinky.

>>939041575
>stinky
>logfag patterns
called it

>>939041616
little guy. prone to cry, don't know why.

>>939041660
>logfag patterns

>>939041660
shakespeare?

>>939041722
i'd post my cat in the hat picture but im still honoring a cease fire that my jewish opponent broke immediately.

I’m going through all the old pics of Nuri and man you can see where Shane started constantly attacking her about her face

Good morning, what’s going on in this thread

>>939041848
So that's the tender spot?

>>939041902
I’m sure it just got annoying

>>939041869
Hi Nuri, you don't wanna know. You have a good morning?

>>939042323
Yah I’m just playing the new harvest moon and trying to make sense of all this

>>939040739
What a crock of shit

>>939042403
Good! Don't try to make sense of it, just enjoy the vidya lol

>>939041575
You thought that was "me" and i made a different comment you didnt respond to with the same shit you have zero fucking clue who is who in here retard, keep seething.

>>939042935
act like a shane get treated like a shane.

>>939041848
>shane
Nigger two of us called her ugly and you started simping, youre such a weird faggot.

>>939042441
Of what? Their group, the jannie, being able to contact them, you mad or something?

>>939043028
The Jannie shit

>>939042959
>shane
Ok logfag keep forcing your gay shit nobody except you and your discord group use.

>>939043070
>newfag doesn't know how to connect staff
zoomers

>>939043070
Aah, well suck a dick faggot ive been here since 2003, 4chan isnt the only chan we frequent.

>>939033850 (OP)

I miss slutty vampire chicks of the 90s.
Chaotic bipolar sexual energy.

>>939043392
no such thing as a female vampire and even succubi were originally male

>>939043392
I wish I was a slutty vampire chick of the 90s

Welp this turned grammatically weebo, im out.

So uhh....

New thread tonight?

>>939043888
Why

>>939043448

You are so wrong.

>>939044070
No i'm not

>>939044018
Dude almost took it to bump limit lol.

I dunno, I forgot thread etiquette for the current day

>>939044267
Oh wow you’re right

>>939044708
Yeah.

I was solicited for dick pics in this thread...

sam hyde made a josh thread video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPYZk1xJHGM

>>939045414
Please god tell me you're memeing lol

>>939045481
Ok, it is a meme...

>>939045414
I almost shitted myself because of this

>>939045577
he's directly stealing nuris food review format and editing

>>939045481
Do you know it's an insult and sam hyde/jet neptune are satirists? You're like the first wave of colbert fans who thought it wasn't a joke.

*knocks*

>>939045414
LMAO HE TOOK OUR THING

>>939045980
who are you?

>>939046029
I’m Josh

>>939046067
who is that?

>>939046090
Josh is you

>>939045616
We should sue
>>939045702
I actually have no idea who Sam Hyde is, or Colbert

>>939046121
i don't get it is this some inside joke

>>939046606
Jelly pirate pug

Uh i kinda don't wanna read through the read, is nuri here...?

>>939046414
Everyone knows who sam hyde and stephen colbert is don't act like you don't know some of the of the most famous people on 4chan and in mainstream media

>>939046868
I legitimately do not, this is unironically the first time I've heard of them

>>939046910
You're a liar or you live under a rock and i call liar

>>939046941
Bruh

>>939047032
So you're lying or you live under a rock?

>>939047119
I don't see how I'm living under a rock because I don't know about two youtubers...

>>939046843
Yes

>>939033850 (OP)
Based Nuri poster making my dick hard

>>939047209
they're not youtubers and are actual celebrities on some of this highest rated show in the past decade

>>939047302
What show??

>>939047332
daily show,colber report, south park, adult swim in general and some movies

>>939047302
Well I didn't know about them >:(

>>939047332
Exactly

>>939047389
So you're retarded?

>>939047366
San Hyde is not in South Park lol

>>939047366
Also the rest of that is goyslop normie trash

>>939047366
The daily show was Jon Stewart, I don't know what the colber report is, I've never heard of either of those youtubers in south park or adult swim, and I don't know what movies you refer to.
>>939047420
What do you mean???

>>939047457
Colbert is which is one of 2 they said they didn't know which is impossible if they ise 4chan regularly or semi regularly

colbert was only good in strangers with candy he turned into a mega faggot after that

>>939047494
Well stephen colbert is from the daily show or are you only old enough for trevor noah who had ads for colbert report and guest appearances and the only way you wouldn't know is if you didn't watch it

So there’s a nonzero chance that Sam Hyde has seen Nuri lol

>>939046606
Avatar fags, probably some dedicated /mlp/ fags trying to get back at /b/ for making people associate pedophilia with mlp

>>939047744
I've never watched Trevor, Trevor was trash. I swear to god I've never seen this Stephen on Jon's show, I don't know who he is

>>939046693
Are you fags really the same gay niggers that posted the jelly shit for like 2 weeks?

>>939048146
>2 weeks

>>939048182
Sorry I filter stuff.

>>939048235
jelly pirates really got to you huh

>>939048265
What? No i just remember people spamming it like logfags. Just find it funny that the same faggots posting the "josh" shit are the same retards is all. Zoomer humor

>>939048146
No they borrow meme's they're reddit retards who want to belong

>>939048363
hmmm. mmmyes. "zoomer humor". quite.

>>939048377
Oh, when did reddit fags get so persistent? Usually they hawk /pol/ and /soc/

>>939048415
*tinks monocle
Live up to it if youre gonna do it

>>939048441
You'll notice the reddit behavior soon if you watch them

shane fancies himself as jane goodall if jane was rejected by the apes and got butthurt about it

more nuri's plox

>>939048621
>>939048684
>stuck in the circle jerk as always

>>939050068
Is this like a chrischan thing, honestly curious.

I just came to a realization, and I might actually be a massive fucking tard

Sorry nigguh, we in here necroposting a bad meme

I never really stopped and looked through my whole Nuri collection

Josh kidnapped me and forced me to only consume dog food so that he may make sweet sweet love to my asshole

>>939054395
Wait, which victim were you?

>>939054936
The cute one with the big peenor

>>939055026
Oh, hi Lucas ;)

Also gimme like 5 minutes, I gotta test something and I'm about to lose my fucking mind

I’m awake what happened

>>939057246
i was having simulated sex with my hand

what the fuck, nuri? >>939056537

>>939057290
Same
>>939057293
What the helly

>>939057246
Hi Nuri, I just finished going insane. How's your awakening?

>>939057544
What happened

>>939057563
I was doing some snoopy stuff on this site that I probably shouldn't talk too much about, but it's fine

>>939057715
You have to do what I do…

>>939057768
What's that?

>>939057715
snoopy, you say?

>>939058005
Yes. I will not elaborate any further than that at this time

>>939058083
elaborate just a tiny bit further. the smallest smidgeon of a hint

Checkin to see if his boogymen are about.

>>939058186
No, that might cause issues...

>>939057823
Violently read porn

>>939059094
Violently...?

>>939059166
I said what I said

>>939059231
Oh. Interesting... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm not much of a pornographic novel reader, though

>>939059549
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers

ಠ_ಠ

>>939059957
RAISE YOUR DONGERS

>>939059805
See, now you're making it weird.....

>>939059957
I need medicinal assistance for that function
https://youtu.be/jJPMnTXl63E

༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ lower your dongers ༼ຈل͜ຈ

>>939059805
>>939059957
>>939060080
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

>>939060517
uwu

Alright let’s get this show on the road

>>939060637
Alright...

It was fun, I suppose
https://youtu.be/GmG4X9PGOXs

>>939033850 (OP)
Is there a gallery somewhere for this gorgeous minx?

>>939061500
Nowhere to be seen, I’m a ghost. Also thank you

>>939061691
Show us your butt

>>939062569
Booty

Neat, thread's still up.

>>939062683
Nice booty pic Nuri ;)

>>939062683
I'd eat that like groceries

>>939062865
We will never die!
>>939062965
Thank you, but you can’t find booty in grocery stores here. I’ve checked

>>939063049
I hope not.

Hey, can I ask you a question?