Thread 939036572

So Australia just banned machetes. What's next, sticks and rocks? Do they not realize that as long as there are people there will be violence? Eventually they'll just ban everything.

>>939036572 (OP)
oi, you got a loicence for that spoon m8?

>>939036572 (OP)
>banning their own culture
The aussies are truely cucks

>>939036572 (OP)
aussies are just as spineless as the english
its a sad state of affairs in the british cuckosphere so this is hardly unexpected

Machetes do an insane ungodly amount of damage with only 1 swing. However do they not realize you can kill with literally just butter knives?

>>939036572 (OP)
Wait. Why? Dont you guys have notoriously dense scrub and bush?
I dont get it.

>>939036572 (OP)
>Do they not realize that as long as there are people there will be violence? Eventually they'll just ban everything.
Have they tried just banning people? That will fix all the problems.

>>939036572 (OP)
OMG 3rd one from the right is especially scary. Nobody should be allowed to own one with speed holes, a grip with finger swells, and a saw for cutting wood on the back edge. It is practically a weapon of war. Nobody needs that good of a grip on a blade unless they are committing murder.

>>939037326
Because 1 psycho decides to go off the rails is grounds for anything to be banned

>>939037595
Leftists always use this logic
>If it only saves 1 life we should ban it!
But when you mention shit like murders caused by illegal immigrants suddenly if it only saves 1 life doesn't matter anymore.

Almost like they are spinless disingenuous faggots who will flip-flop and say anything to push their agenda.

>>939036572 (OP)
Sharpen the back side of this and you've got a machete. It might not look as scary though so the fags in parliament won't ban it

>>939038405
>sharpened saw = sawed off shotgun
irl mad max is very lame

>>939036572 (OP)
Ausfailia stays losing
what a shithole

If you work in agriculture or horticulture you have an exemption. What's the problem? Townies wanting to play Crocodile Dundee?

use a golf club, webm related he sent this attacker to the er

>>939040790
Careful, now they're gonna wanna ban golf clubs

>>939037595
Im sorry, man. I wish Aussies nothing but the best. Wish the greedy fags that have their worst interests in mind didn't get into power.

>>939036572 (OP)
>Do they not realize that as long as there are people there will be violence?
>>939037740
>Almost like they are spinless disingenuous faggots who will flip-flop and say anything to push their agenda.
The international jew knows Whites follow rules and shitskins don't.
Jews want armed shitskins to attack and kill unarmed Whites.
They see it as revenge for the Neo-Babylonians, Seleucids, Romans, Russians and Nazis oppressing them. They call this group of empires "Amalek" and swore an oath to destroy them. The mission of Judaism is literally the destruction of nations. As confessed by most of their own rabbis.

STOP ACTING SURPRISED AND CONFUSED. I JUST TOLD YOU EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING ON.

>>939042472
don't forget the Macedonians under Alexander
they're probably still pissed at the Sea Peoples, too
nobody can hold a grudge like a heeb

>>939037416
Well.... just certain "people"

>>939036572 (OP)
totally gonna work out.

>>939036572 (OP)
Maybe they'll ban cutlery and screwdrivers like the UK has.

>>939046935
right?
steelmaking and blacksmithing are millennia-old tech
anyone who really wants a machete can have one
the Pakis aren't going to give theirs up
and the Abos can't stop huffing petrol long enough to go turn theirs in

>banned in Victoria after the rash of home invasion and car jackings
>increase in Sudanese and Asian immigrant gang violence not related
Was pretty illegal to own any blades that weren't "for purpose" work related and properly stored with suitable carrying holsters anyway.

Australia generally gets UK laws that are even stricter thanks to our government mostly being run by condescending nanny state cunts propped up by condescending self righteous fundamentalists. The conservatives are retarded as expected because they've not grown out of dogmatic bullshit, but Australia is double fucked because the lefties seem to forget that liberal values are supposed to be incompatible with totalitarianism/authoritarianism in their desire to preach their "values".

Basically you either vote for the corporate whores propped up by religious fundies who want to sell the country off and institute Christian "sharia" and reduce everyone not on the billionaire list to worker peons, or "woke" radical justice warriors who basically want to blame you for everything if you're not a non-white trans cripple homosexual and are trying to erode your rights because they're mad at Trump and men in general.

You think the weapons laws are fucked, wait til you see what they did to family law and domestic violence. Basically if you have a dick, you're fucked. All the while workers rights have gone backwards 50 years while the cost of living is so high there is rumors of a "spare room" tax. So if you don't have 1 person per room in your house you owe money.

>>939050287
if it's not bad enough that everything's venomous in Australia, half the country is a desert, and you might get beaten up by a kangaroo or gutted by a cassowary on the way to the mailbox, the government seems to be determined to make regular people's lives a nightmare
all the Ozzies I've met have been fine folks, i don't know how you keep winding up with such shit governments
maybe only the good Australians travel and the shit ones stay at home

>>939036572 (OP)
Why is Australia obsessed with being retarded like the UK? You know they're going to ban dinnerware and simple tools next.
Just get rid of the fake refugees.
You know they're not real refugees.

>>939051069
I spent 40 years in Australia and only ever came across one creature that could put my in the ground if I fucked about. You can come across then more often in the outback, sure, but it's no more likely than coming across a bear or cougar or snake in the US.

The most fucked things in Australia has always been the people. There's good folk, some of the best you will ever meet any where who will restore your faith in humanity. But there is far too many cunts and the last 20 years have seen that population of cunts explode.

>>939036572 (OP)
right
the ten commandments should be repealed, too,
because as long as there are people there will be stealing, adultery, lying and murder

just look at the president
nobody stopped him becoming president as a convicted criminal
and he's even been inventing new crimes to commit every day