Thread 939049882

I was practicing suffocation methods. The first few times she just lay on the ground without moving for a few seconds. Then, as she progressed, she defecated during the suffocation process, but now she "froze" for a few seconds. I thought she had died, but it was lucky she started moving again after 3 seconds. The problem that would arise if she died would be considered suffocation in the autopsy, and I couldn't be arrested just because of a dead animal.

>>939049882 (OP)
Hey, um, I don't know if you know this. But, actually get some fucking help instead of posting on 4chan. No one on here thinks this is cool, funny, or anything alike. Get help or start trying those suffocation methods on your damn self.

>>939049882 (OP)
Yeah, nobody on this site marginally likes or respects you. We are very edgy, but animals is where we draw the line here. Give your dog over to someone who won’t fucking suffocate her, and test your suffocation methods on yourself for an hour.

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