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floof

looks like lots of errands to run tomorrow
will be nice to have stuff done and go back to weed binging
hopefully by saturday

hello floofers

>>939054296
hey

>>939054279
condolences

>>939054279
drugs are baad mane!

Meow.

>>939054306
hello :3

>>939054313
eh it won't be so bad

>>939054352
i disagree

>>939054394
how are you today?

>>939054357
nya

talkative today

just kinda bored and considerably less stoned that i have been for the past couple weeks

>>939054427
>I disagree
sad :(

>how are you today?
My day has.. well either ended or just started as its 2am. Gotta head to work soon lol.

I could use a good day of boredom

>>939054545
i hope you have a nice day at work

>>939054567
just come hang out with me, you'll be bored in no time
lol

Ella :)

>>939054569
what about you? Doing well?

>>939054665
i'm well enough, thanks

Who is this mistwalker?

>>939054592
kinda selling yourself pretty short there

A walker in the mist

>>939055000
Numbers agrees

the mist is so mystic

>>939054828
the most fun i have is while sleeping or doing my meditation

hoping for another dream like last night, that one was pretty nice

>>939055055
you don't think that's incredibly depressing?

>>939055037
it shrouds many things

I remembered it's a 3-day weekend when looking at my calendar earlier

>>939055075
it is what it is

>>939055078
so much to find within the mist...

>>939055189
you are the kind of retard who thinks they are well-adjusted

sleeping all day...
but my cat was super sweet, and slept with me just before going to bed and after getting up because she was meowing at me later for more snugs :3

that was enough of loona

great replies guys

>>939055389
*clap* oh wow that's amazing 8bit!
what are we replying to?

Yes

>>939055417
not you, but since you wanna be sarcastic we can talk about how your doppleganger troon shot up a school today

>>939055389
I'm sorry my vision is clouded right now

That was Solidus Dash

>>939055464
you are face blind
completely different features from shape to symmetry

>>939055482
you always reply to conversations. and you bring puns.
you're good.

>>939055508
or, and hear me out here, I don't care enough about you to know what you look like beyond the memes people post of you

Be retarded and get you big cow gf

alternative reply:
a troon is a troon no matter the caliber to the head

>>939055575
that's fair
but you're still face blind

>>939055601
oh god, where did i see it.... one sec....

>>939055653
I shall patiently wait

I'm willing to admit I didn't see Sun's reply though. Figured twitch was subtexting me (still do tbh).

I subtext all the time
Multi purpose texting even

you should notext more often

no

>>939055715
when i first saw this it has a twitter description attached to it. its worse than you think.

>>939055886
what in the goddamn

>>939055886
I've seen the werewolf ones, and those chuck taylor books

see, I told you women love monsters in their romance novels
>also, would

mm is dat some furry pulp fantasy smut?
based, though i am more of a furry pulp sci-fi smut enjoyer

>>939055906
>Bestselling

>>939055932
You got a license to buy it?

I prefer pulp-free

Do i greentext what I remember of the description?

>>939056007
go for it

>>939055973
No

>>939055961
I should read more
maybe I'll finally get around to reading Twilight since I wanted to when it came out

>>939056007
yes

this book was mid in comparison to
>>939055982

the protagonist ditches the space cat to try and fuck a loli
cringe

but i still like the cover art

>>939056157
ew

why do all the books you read involve underage characters having sex?

Meow
https://files.catbox.moe/oeiyhr.webm

>>939056256
it was the style of the time

Because book people are deranged perverts
Also it was the 80s, lotta quality Medellin Coke

>>939056270
same defense your president is gonna use. calling it.

>>939056032
>>939056082

>>939056039
outvoted

>Some zoomer chick is heavy in the student loan debt
>Picks up working at a brothel
>Works the glory hole
>Services anthros
>Big
>Bovine
>Men
>ends up falling in love with one cows she services.

a barfed a little inside.

>>939056341
that's kinda hot

>>939056341
WHOOAH
A sloot even

>>939056392
>A monster bait romance

>>939056341
ok even the stuff i like to read isn't that smutty
...mostly

>>939056433
silly books in a nutshell
i've yet to complete the sum of all fears

monsturbation
I wouldn't mind reading one with a master and slave

>>939056296
???

cringe

ima go make a burrito now

actually cring
>>939056487
y'erd me
>>939056519
enjoy ritto

y'all are fucking lame
I need silly gooner girl friends like the Vtubers these days

>>939056519
enjoy your burrito

porn brained

>>939054229 (OP)
41% death to troon niggers your a mutilated faggot.

8butted and felted

>>939056631
friendly-fire

>>939056656
?

BLUE ON BLUE

>>939056626
no, just feeling the effects of hormones lately

waif
>>939056766
porn brained

hope your flowers die

rude

i'm not even growing flowers right now, aside from the calendula

hope your berries wilt overnight

I hope peanuts go sour

>>939056656
The actual point of what I was making before you was that there are plenty of people in the world who don't live by the rules of whatever game you and your cohort are playing here.

The game

>>939056967
grr

>>939057147
dont growl at me pedo

>>939056804
beats being boring

>tfw pedo bait
I've come to accept that I will look like a 17 year old for quite some time
I kinda like it

and they say it isn't a mental disorder

we all have mental disorders here
at least mine are fun

>cooking burrito
>sisters boifriend walks in the house
>starts talking about the brutal ways the military is going to murder humans
>with drones
>and harpoons
>he's doing stuff on ships right now
>i dunno
>the future is now.

i have not been diagnosed with any mental disorders

"Pedophilia is fun" - Dash, 2025

being a human is fun

>>939057400
kill him before he kills anyone else

>>939057403
I still haven't
I don't know how, but I am watching a video right now about how some of us don't fit into any one category
I am one of those people

>>939057445
nah, but I don't blame anyone for being into age-play
I mean, there aren't many of us out there that look underage

>>939057488
now THIS is bait

human?

Scandalous

>>939057488
Thank god I'm undead

actually disgusting
good thing the 41% increased slightly today

Today?

>>939057537
Are you a human if you've lost your humanity?

>>939057567
guess I'll just start looking like I'm 28 now
thanks 8bit!

>>939057595
human is just a shape you wear sometimes

>>939057588
well, in a visible way
fingers crossed they miss the point again and instead crack down on trans healthcare

I should'f added some sort of sauce to this burrito

I don't think I've ever met anyone who projects more than this

>>939057625
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Human-Like_(Egg_Group)

>>939057725
yep
this is where my classic joke comes in
he really does project like an IMAX

like wtf am I even supposed to do about the fact that people think I'm underage?
it isn't like I have a choice in the matter, and somehow that means I'm advocating for pedophilia?
lol
lmao, even

nobody but you referred to themselves as pedo bait

it's a joke
something you spergs don't seem to understand around here

>>939057884
This

Also
>How can I look older?
Idk, maybe by not pretending to be a girl?

right...

>>939057849
be andy milonokus (however you spell it)
look like 12 year old
smoke cigerettes in public
drink beer in public
cuss like crazy at everyone

>>939057979
But cigs make you look younger
What with their anti-wrinkle properties

>>939057942
dude, I am 5'2" and have no facial hair
even if I cut my hair people would *still* think I'm underage
I don't know how you are not understanding that these are physical characteristics that determine my appearance
cutting my hair wouldn't change anything

>>939057979
well if I could drink in public I would
there is a reason I've always been afraid to go anywhere alone
watching people creep on Andy Milonakis live was wild

>>939058042
the fact that it's been two days and you're still bringing that up shows how good that joke was
just saying

I'm insinuating whatever this conversation is about!
HAHA!

errting a jork until it isnt

>>939058045
Maybe not. You'd probably have to act your age as well.

>>939058263
I'm not gonna argue with you anymore
I've refrained from saying anything and not acted myself for too long because of your absurd ridicule, and I'm not going to put up with it any longer
I'm sick of your attitude and this toxicity, bye

The evil is defeated! \o/
I'm a hero

Dash is gone to improve his life! Post... stuff....

Stuff

Maybe I should go find those last two stones of berinzaia

schtones

Stones of Barenziah

ive never actually gotten them all. and its not even worth it.

, kjmlui

damn, thread came to a crawl. the night hours begin.

It soon eepy time

>>939058957
def not worth

hmm

>>939056306

It happened in a lot of 70s, 80s, and 90s sci-fi books.

I'm slogging through a 90s book called Hair of the Dog. About midway through the novel, there's suddenly a sexual encounter between a 15-year-old werewolf and a stripper named Chesty.

>>939055626

She is fine.

...

Why do I wanna top him?

>>939060266
Bun Respect +
https://youtu.be/47jXfWpXeiQ

>>939061281
idk but I want to be her
I've been in a dick sucking mood lately

>>939061441

That's kinda hot

This what happened with dash?

haven't seen her in a while

>>939062026
I'm right here :3

>>939062111

Ah, sorry.

>>939062155
you're good
how you doing anon?

hmm

It bee nini hours

>>939062254
hi yeener

>>939062268
I feel that

>>939062187

I'm starting to recoup some of my energy after being sick all week. I'm in better spirits now.

How about you?

>>939062026
You must not know the back story. Dash fucked his dog.

>>939062306
henlo

>>939062314
good, glad you're doing better
I'm okay, just a bit tired

>>939062341
how you be?

>>939062357
I be ok
it is heading towards summer here though :/

>>939062509
ah, that sounds rough
Aussie summers do not sound fun

>>939062547
yup, it's always humid here in summer

>>939062618
same here
it's finally starting to cool off and not be 100% humidity at night anymore

Perfect weather to DICK HIM!!!!!111

>>939062650
yeah that's rough

Careful Darwin

Perfect weather for your feet

Dash is a glownigger from San Diego, California and is affiliated with Ben Raccoon and AkiraRat.

Rip 2B

>>939062957
>>939062957
>>939062957