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Anonymous No.939056785 >>939059236 >>939060943 >>939061223 >>939062773 >>939062862 >>939063578 >>939066020 >>939066320 >>939068017
Who else has a tiny dick
Anonymous No.939058171 >>939064072
not me
Anonymous No.939059236
>>939056785 (OP)
lol. is that guy on meth or something why does your dick look like that lol? thats what my dick looks like when im coked out dude thats coke dick lol what the fuck
Anonymous No.939060943
>>939056785 (OP)
I have a micro phallus
Anonymous No.939061223 >>939064109 >>939065533
>>939056785 (OP)
i sadly have one too
Anonymous No.939061273 >>939062532
can't relate
Anonymous No.939062532 >>939062717
>>939061273
would rather have my tiny dick than be a fatass
Anonymous No.939062717
>>939062532
Weight can be lost, penis can't be gained.
Anonymous No.939062749 >>939063026
Curious. What do girls say to you guys when they see those shrimps?
Anonymous No.939062773
>>939056785 (OP)
i do
Anonymous No.939062862 >>939062889
>>939056785 (OP)
I want to kill myself
Anonymous No.939062889 >>939063382
>>939062862
Put the gun down, young man, there's too much pussy in the world to kill yourself.
Anonymous No.939063026 >>939063109
>>939062749
I haven’t had anything really direct, but have had some awkward pauses after they see it.
Anonymous No.939063109 >>939063142 >>939063150
>>939063026
Can you at least lay pipe down to ease their mind or?? how does that go? (Not tryna be disrespectful btw. Genuinely just curious)
Anonymous No.939063142
>>939063109
Do they fuck and never call again or what?
Anonymous No.939063150 >>939063181
>>939063109
Honestly never gotten to that point other than oral with a girl, most of my relationships have been pretty short.
Anonymous No.939063181 >>939063228
>>939063150
Is it cause of the dick or cause you're like weird or some tshit? Again, just curious. Not tryna disrespect.
Anonymous No.939063228 >>939063542 >>939066594
>>939063181
Probs neither tbh. Just broke and really shy lol. Never been super sexual too. I never really watch porn or jack off so never really cared too much about sex.
Anonymous No.939063382 >>939063437 >>939063579
>>939062889
Thank you Dracula, but lately I really don't know anymore.
Anonymous No.939063437
>>939063382
at least you aren’t the smallest in the thread
Anonymous No.939063542 >>939063866
>>939063228
So you guys have hope? Like that just sounds like youre awkward and not that its the dick. So thats good right?
Anonymous No.939063578
>>939056785 (OP)
I’m so glad I have a big dick
Anonymous No.939063579 >>939063633
>>939063382
Idk but im sure there are girls out there into small cock kinks bro
Like short of getting naked with a chick and she laughing at your face and leaving idk why you got there. Is it really that big of a deal for you?
Anonymous No.939063633 >>939063657
>>939063579
It's more than just having a below average cock. I'd be fucking set if that was my only issue
Anonymous No.939063657 >>939064037 >>939064067
>>939063633
Elaborate. If you could. Aside from the being broke part. cause you can fix that
Anonymous No.939063866 >>939063927 >>939063969
>>939063542
I do keep a hope, sucks to have one but not the end of the world to me.
Anonymous No.939063927
>>939063866
Youre already ahead bro. Get an asian girl. Those pussies are shallow as fuck. You dont need a hog for them
Anonymous No.939063969 >>939064109
>>939063866
have yuo posted yourself in this thread?
Anonymous No.939064037 >>939064130
>>939063657
I'm a mentally ill loser who can't hold a job. All of my time, money, and effort goes towards taking care of my elderly disabled mother and once she's dead I'll have no family left.
Anonymous No.939064067 >>939064109 >>939064190
>>939063657
Just sucks because I pretty much spend 95% of my income on just staying alive so not much to spend for dates or gifts or wtv for girls. And I do suck at texting/calling or opening up but actively working on fixing it.
Anonymous No.939064072 >>939064339
>>939058171
Not to be rude.. But I found the Winner....
Anonymous No.939064109 >>939064427
>>939064067
oh oops didnt look at who was the comment was responding to.
>>939063969
yeah >>939061223
Anonymous No.939064130 >>939064286
>>939064037
Oh. Well shit. What do you work in bro? Is there no upward movement at that job? And I dont think you need to be showering a bitch in gifts for her to like you tbh
Anonymous No.939064190 >>939064274
>>939064067
How come? If I may ask? Does your job just pay shit? What is it? I know plumbers that make bank and it doesnt seem like a super difficult job to get into. Idk tho.
Anonymous No.939064274 >>939064408
>>939064190
Not tryna dox myself, but work a shitty min wage fast food job atm & don’t have a car. Graduated college a year ago but haven’t landed a good job still despite having a useful degree and great GPA, just hoping for something to work out soon.
Anonymous No.939064286 >>939064408
>>939064130
I'm currently in between jobs because I'm an awkward fuckup, but it's always been retail shit. I tried going to college for something history related, but couldn't cut it because I'm literally retarded, so it's minimum wage until I go missing.
Anonymous No.939064339 >>939064400 >>939071388
>>939064072
so rude! but if im a small wiener winner... what did i win?
Anonymous No.939064400 >>939064993
>>939064339
One Oh my!!! out of ten.. Thank you for playing, There you go..
Anonymous No.939064408 >>939064480
>>939064286
>>939064274
I got my job doing autopsies from a family member recommendation. Talk to your people and look around. I was in that same grind like 6 years ago. Just keep throwing out resumes. Re-apply to the same places so yours is at the top of the file.
Anonymous No.939064427 >>939064707
>>939064109
might be your dick ngl that shit is miniature.
Anonymous No.939064480 >>939064864
>>939064408
Ironically I would love to do autopsies/funeral home work.
Anonymous No.939064707
>>939064427
he be in denial like a lot of people with small dicks
Anonymous No.939064750 >>939064806 >>939064968 >>939065182
Married tiny dick bro checking in.
Wife loves sucking and playing with it, but it’s too small for her pussy so we just use toys
Anonymous No.939064806 >>939064957
>>939064750
At least you don’t do that dumb cuck shit, gives me hope. I’m around the same size soft as you too.
Anonymous No.939064864 >>939065176
>>939064480
It's a pretty fun job. The only times it sucks is when it's a kid or just someone young. Those do kinda fuck with me. Money is good tho.
Anonymous No.939064873
My dick is huge and I love to show it to strangers. I showed this one girl who was sitting outside a Starbucks and she audibly gasped and asked if she could suck it. I obliged of course and came on the seat hoping a girl would sit on it and get pregnant.
Anonymous No.939064957
>>939064806
That’s actually me hard…
Anonymous No.939064968 >>939065182
>>939064750
I award you the second prize of the tiny dick contest.. You win a oh my .... Thank you for playing ...There you go...
Anonymous No.939064993 >>939065199
>>939064400
terrible prize! suck my little dick! (:
Anonymous No.939064996 >>939065121 >>939065879
Anonymous No.939065121
>>939064996
bro HOW? That cant be real
Anonymous No.939065176 >>939065461
>>939064864
They deserve someone who feels that way, and will do the job respectfully. I'm glad you do the work you do, anon.
Anonymous No.939065182
>>939064750
Measured it for b/
>>939064968
Ha thanks I guess
Anonymous No.939065199
>>939064993
This is a very good prize.. and one thats is quite Cubited
Anonymous No.939065385 >>939065430
I was walking to the public pool and I saw the cutest girl who looked to be a virgin. She was waiting outside the building listening to her phone. So I walked up to her and said “hey beautiful girl”, and I pulled my pants down and showed her my huge cock. Her eyes went bloodthirsty like she was a wild buck in heat. I ended up taking her virginity while she was wearing her two piece swimsuit. We did it in the small pool, nobody saw us because it was late in the afternoon around 2pm.
Anonymous No.939065430 >>939065493
>>939065385
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anonymous No.939065461
>>939065176
Damn never thought someone would be saying that here on 4chan. Thanks bro. We try our best. Shit that was nice of you to say. Most people look at me weird when they hear I have this job
Anonymous No.939065493
>>939065430
Flashing girls your huge cock is actually one of the easiest ways to get sex with her. They just teach you it’s illegal because tons of people would do it. Girls love sex and they can’t resist a big juicy cock in their face.
Anonymous No.939065533 >>939065745
>>939061223
perhaps the only real micropenis in this thread. other posters don’t be hard. feelsbad for u
Anonymous No.939065745 >>939066164
>>939065533
I was hard in my pics I posted, also having a micro isn’t bad, just don’t listen to the trolls that tell you to troon out
Anonymous No.939065879
>>939064996
It's like a clit that spits!
Anonymous No.939066020
>>939056785 (OP)
I do. I've hated it my whole life.
Anonymous No.939066164 >>939066188
>>939065745
shit looks soft. penetration probably impossible for a girl to feel.
Anonymous No.939066188 >>939066222
>>939066164
That’s as hard as it gets and you’re correct penetration is impossible for my wife to feel. As I mentioned earlier I use toys on her pussy.
Anonymous No.939066222 >>939066488
>>939066188
well i guess that does make you have it off worse than the guy i originally responded to bc he kind do penetration i would assume
Anonymous No.939066320 >>939066406
>>939056785 (OP)
Me.
Anonymous No.939066406
>>939066320
Sorry op your too big for this thread
Anonymous No.939066488
>>939066222
Nah it’s not that bad, she loves playing with it and sucking it. So I still get blow jobs then go down on her and make her cum with a dildo
Anonymous No.939066594
>>939063228
it is your dick.
Anonymous No.939068017
>>939056785 (OP)
nope
Anonymous No.939068255
Mine might be on the small side

Kik: impressionable_boy
Anonymous No.939071310
I think I'm small?
Anonymous No.939071388
>>939064339
does your ass make up for it at least