Thread 939059308

What’s a crime that I can commit that doesn’t hurt anybody where I can be put in a minimum-security prison for at least like 25 years? My friend is tired of paying rent and bills, so he wanted to know.

heres some inspo on that topic, dont need to commit a bad crime, just do a petty one a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1W0IfgVHCo

>>939059308 (OP)
Just shit in your hand and slap a cop loonie bins are better you get puss and drugs.

>>939059308 (OP)
fuck you you fucking frog faggots i made a fucking frog thread and nobody posted in mine faggots fuck you. im done.

>>939059639
What’s a legit way I can be put in a looney bin the rest of my life? I actually went one time, the food was good and it was comfy.

>>939059702
such is the way of the frogpost, make 5 simultaneously for more (you)s

>>939059308 (OP)
Your "friend" should move to somewhere code free and turn a shed into a tiny home. Or maybe a shipping container if you're into that sort of thing. Honestly the shed route gives waaay more bang for the buck.

>>939060168
That requires money.

>>939060656
Well shit. Have you considered an inflatable insulated tent from Aliexpress? Yes those cost money too but they are sub $1,000. A bluetti and a little heater and a small AC and you'd be comfortable. Just be sure to hide that shit as thieves give no fucks and will rob the homeless too. Or better yet beg a relative to let you set up camp in their backyard where it is less likely to be stolen.

>>939059308 (OP)
Just rob a bank and get into a long, slow, police chase when the cops arrive.

That's an easy 15+.

>>939061140
I’m skipping meals. That’s how poor I am. I have about two days worth of food and no money. All my family lives far away.

>>939059308 (OP)
Nuisance-streaming in non-western countries seems to be popular now. Johnny Somali might be facing 28 years in a Korean prison, and some Russian guy fucked around in The Philippines, and now has to do a 20-year sentence.

>>939059308 (OP)
Just embezzle a bunch of money from work. Get caught, go to Club Fed. Don't get caught, live large on the boss.
Win-win.

>>939059308 (OP)
Why? Are you going to jail and he's gonna take your house? What Kind of bitch are you?

>>939061514
I doubt OP is in a position to steal anything from his employer.

>>939061398
>Nuisance-streaming in non-western countries seems to be popular now.
Get arrested in Norway. I have seen pictures of prisons there that look nicer than Hotels I have paid to spend the night at.

>>939061744
Hey, yeah. There you go OP: light crimes in Scandinavia. This is actually one of my retirement plans.

>>939061598
Are you crazy? Cases of frozen french fries and hamburger patties go for high dollar. I bet he could move him some fryer oil too

>>939062008
That fryer oil scam only works until it doesnt. The companies that come by and suck out that oil expect a certain volume every so often and they do notice if they arent getting it.

>>939059308 (OP)
You’re barking up the wrong tree. Go somewhere with a lot of niggers and ask them.

Minneapolis St. Paul, Memphis, New Orleans, Detroit, Gary, Cleveland, Baltimore, New York, Oakland, Seattle, Dallas, Houston, St Louis, really any major city ought to do.

some kind of financial crime, probably

>>939059308 (OP)
i have wondered about this shit myself recently, at this point in my "life" i simply don't fucking care

>>939059308 (OP)
>What’s a crime that I can commit that doesn’t hurt anybody where I can be put in a minimum-security prison for at least like 25 years?
run an international child sex trafficking ring

Become a weed/opium farmer

run for office, pres is in for life