Thread 939080897

Dear God, mother, what have I become?

>>939080897 (OP)
today might be a stroke to anya day

>>939080995
Way ahead of you

>>939080897 (OP)
A poodle!

So not being spammed to shit.. and still no posting... I guess the fucking namefags were successful in killing these threads after all

>>939080995
He used her to make the thread because he's convinced the Anya posters from the last thread were all Jacob. he think anyone who posts a lot is a persona from the pedophile he is obsessed with.

Woohoo long weekend

shit thread

>>939081640
Beady spamming for years put the threads on life support. The pedophile who spends six hours every day posting scitzo walls of text and who thinks we're all jacobfag put the nail in the coffin.

Threads are cancer during the hours he's active; come back during the evening shift.

>>939081661
Bless you, all-knowing Archivist.

>>939081772
thanks jacob

>>939081772
Bless you, all-knowing Archivist.

>>939081661
i was one of the anya posters and i am not jacob

>>939081980
Bless you, all-knowing Archivist.

>>939081772
>entire board is powerless against one poster

sup guys

I know everything about every single poster

>A
>B
>Pick one
cringe-assed faggot

I'm killin aliens

>>939082110
Ok, what do you know about me?

The guy's a ghost

>>939082055
I just want her to spit in my mouth and call me a fag

>>939082110
What's my name

>>939082163
It's all too boring

>>939080897 (OP)
an prime example of white manhood ?

>>939082152
neck of a giraffe, belly of a goddess

>>939082001
None of them were. It's possible the batshit crazy cunt has calmed down now and we can have a normal thread. He was being ignored which he hates. He hates being ignored here because it reminds him how he is ignored irl. Now one of us has stepped up and acknowledged his pedo fantasy obsessive bs he may be ok

Or he may just do this:
>>939081973
>>939081994
etc. Easiest thing to do is ignore all text posts, all namefag posts, any post that cites a name, and just ignore him. He's nothing.

>>939082190
So... you know nothing about me then.

Fucking typical lying sack of shit.

Captcha: ASSAY

>>939082360
easy now. you don't want him thinking your jacob

>>939082304
How do you know so much about all of us?

No novella this time, please.

>>939082563
it's been a while since I've seen puck in the thread. she got some new pics?

>>939082563
not a celeb faggot

>filename
the irony

Rate my last fap /b/ros!

>>939082547
He doesn't. He clearly doesn't know anything about me

need my dick sucked for emma

>>939082102
Hello Mr. B. ^^;

>>939082725
you're still doing this?

>>939082102
>>939082760

>>939082102
>>939082760

Everytime I watch Severance I start crying because I've tried for years to construct an innie version of myself but the truth is I was never even a developed outie I'm just a creepy lonely obnoxious IT guy with no friends and this is the world I deserve to rot and die in dear God please make it stop

>>939082836
H-hello miss J. o.o

>>939082760
what up

>>939082904
Gimme that for free.

>>939082894
fuck off beady

>>939082912
Lappy is kill lmao.
Whoops. Apparently it wasn't thirsty...

Mite buy a new lappy... :x

How you be?

>>939082894
Oh it's you. Fine you can stay but don't' be a fucking queer who complains about your laptop again all thread.

>>939082980
fuck off beady

honestly its a good thing when he shows up to a dead thread because now the poster count went up by at least 4

>>939083018
Oh it's Kiki. ^o^

Well I won't complain ALL thread.
;)

>>939082749
Emma is pretty.

>>939082980
remember what I said about not drinking lol

is it completely dead or just the s key?

I'm such a fucking pussy

>>939083059
Less complaining more fixing your laptop. or get an external keyboard. hab kiki for your troubles. be nice to mr. b

>>939083114
we know troy

fucking embarassing

>>939083094
It's all dead lmao. It won't turn it... probably should have turned it off when the S key died huh? ><

You warned me. ;;

>>939082110
Tell me about me

>>939083145
That's jacobs stalker attempting to post as jacob. Did you not the last 40 posts in the previous thread?

also troy? That nigga don't understand the concept of self-reflection.

>>939083073
yes she is

>>939083141
Mr. B. is a nice lad ofc i be nice to him! :)

Lappy kill won't turn on. Probably have to buy a new (better) one. ><

>>939083186
nta
you're old as fuck. they say you were here before the archivist became archivist.

>>939083217
>Lappy kill won't turn on.
Laptop is kill. RIP laptop.

next time cum in your fleshlight.

>>939083229
I'm literally 59 years young

>>939082656
She does, it's the sual stuff I guess
>>939082683
I am very sorry anon

>>939083196
thanks jacob

>>939083280
they also say you could make a joke about what you like based on the numbers 5 and 9. but they just be playin'

You're not really 59. Aint no way.

>>939083265
I tried to but I missed!

>>939083145
You know everyone, apparently.

FUCK CHOLI!

>>939083327
I am I am

>>939083327
he is

>>939083354
When that big firehose goes off nothin safe from that nuttin'

Sorry man. For real I know times are tough and last thing you wanna do is shlep out money on a new lappy.

cb is like 80

>>939083365
>>939083403
holy fuck. dude you old enough to be my dad.

J-Tard is technically medically dead

>>939083498
based

>>939083450
The prepubescent boys of the world can be allowed back onto social media. Safe to post shirtless pics without worrying about his wicked python scripts and him reposting them to the chan he calls him.

Tragic though his memory will live forever in your head.

It isn't me when you say it is but I'm always constantly observing and can tell you everything that was posted and said

>>939083528
>the chan he calls him.
Oof I didn't stick the ending. Kinda like the little boy he keeps posting vids of in the shota thread.

>>939083528
thanks jacon

>>939083423
True, I'd rather it have not died but at least it was my own fault and I can take solace in that. I own up to it.

Nothin is safe from the nuttin lmao. It gets messy!
Nice Kiki :x

>>939083528
>The prepubescent boys
Didn't read furrther. I never read your posts you creepy pussy lol

>>939083423
kiki is so fucking tight. it´s incredible

>True, I'd rather it have not died but at least it was my own fault and I can take solace in that. I own up to it.
>
>Nothin is safe from the nuttin lmao. It gets messy!
>Nice Kiki :x

>>939083548
I remember when the archivist asked Lillis to be his apprentice. To take up the mantle and learn the ways of the archive. Tragic. To think we could have been spared the Sophia Lillis Digits game.

Even if the end of ever thread would be revealed to be the biggest troll in celeb thread history.

>iykyk

HE'S HERE
HE'S QUEER
HE WANTS HIS NEPHEW'S REAR

lol

>>939083616
thanks jacob

>>939083577
Shit still sucks though. Now you gotta find a new lappy. You gonna put the time in and research that or you just gonna grab a bargain from the online shoppe?

Kiki is always nice. You're a weird fish mr. beady but we agree on kiki.

>>939083582
Her pussy is the same. When she and grips it's like a warm hot vice gripping your fat cock.

>>939083705
i´d cum in seconds

crimge

>>939083578
You one of them fruitbats hears voices in your head? Do they counsel you?

Do they understand anon?

>>939083705
bd moment

Wherever I go, there I am

>>939083734
wouldn't be the first time kiki has made a man cum quick. She knows her power level

>>939083705
>kiki
>grip
>pussy
s-stop that i'm hungover lol

TBH I was gonna just buy a e lappy off Amazon so I could get it tomorrow... I might still do that... I don't wanna waste too much time researchin you know? I see a nice lappy I buy it... I'm too hungover right now I don't think it'd a good idea for me to be making split second decisions with my money lol

>>939083807
everything about her is sex

>>939083769
But that other faggot called me jtard. The fuck am I fapping to later kiki tum tum or jacob bum bum?

KEK so funny. No but seriously fuck you.

>>939083807
i love when she does that! makes me love her more

Parker Jordan James from Flin Flon

kys beady

I am a man of many wigs

is dovey still around? <.<;
pst pst pst

>>939083437
Who knows might be

>>939083895
always dreamed of having an older celeb bud

>is dovey still around? <.<;
>pst pst pst

>>939083816
got you imagining kikis warm wet pussy grippin your big hosepipe cock as you slide that big purple cock head inside her? That fat head pushing into her and rubbing against her little clitty clit?

k i'll stop. You already ruined one device we don't want you killing your phone.

Drink lots of water and go for a walk around the block when your head clears up. Then look up new lappys.

Talk to you next time mr. beady.

>>939083895
you wanna suck my cock?

>>939083907
iggy pop lookin ass

>>939084013
How original.

These threads are so dire now that honestly beady showing up when he's not in a mood is a good thing

>>939083905
Why?

You have no idea what Troy and I have been through

>>939083966
OOOOOOOOF

you're trying to destroy my phone ><
fucking hell... yesh please... I want that pink kiki grip <3

thank you anon! lol you're right I need some air and water. Gotta pick myself up.

<3 thank you. you a nice one.

I'll get a new lappy and I'll be as good as new.

^.^ Have a good one please and thank you, see you next time!!

>>939084073
I'm incredibly desperate

>>939083828
>>939083849
gawd damn anons horny for kiki today. make me wish i could stick around and have some fun.

>>939084073
just seemed like they would be a lot of fun for celeb meets

>>939084110
i understand if you cant, but thanks for the Kiki so far

>>939084100
A final kiki for your travels. See you later

>OOOOOOOOF
>
>you're trying to destroy my phone ><
>fucking hell... yesh please... I want that pink kiki grip <3
>
>thank you anon! lol you're right I need some air and water. Gotta pick myself up.
>
><3 thank you. you a nice one.
>
>I'll get a new lappy and I'll be as good as new.
>
>^.^ Have a good one please and thank you, see you next time!!

>>939084171
you spoilin me! ^^

safe travels! <3

>>939084103
Need some new material I can pick you out quick
>>939084150
I'm no fun anywhere

>>939084196
>you spoilin me! ^^
>
>safe travels! <3

>>939084207
i doubt that

>>939084183
Nailed it.

>>939084207
Be nice to him. imagine the life of someone who spends all day stalking jacobfag.

Also wtf bitch? you answering everyone except me >>939083981

>>939083932
Saved

>>939084183
>>939084220
Still not sure if you wanna fuck him or kill him?

>>939084266
Wrong

>>939084434
ok

>>939084505
where are the dicks

>>939084878
source on the porn vid?

Literally listening to this song right now

its unironically a good song

>>939084968
I think there's something wrong with your display driver.

>>939084878
Never really paid any attention to this other than to skip over on it on account of not being a homosexual and it featuring worst emma. But thread is dead and I'm on the way out so curiosity etc.

the FUCK is that gay ass creator still using that image viewer for? It's 2025. He must be running a kernel older than the average age of a girl posted in a starlet thread.

Weird. OK you go back to lonely gay larping and wishing daddy fucked you in the ass.

love and light.

>>939085141
You're dying?

>>939085141
lmao

Yeah I love pop music I wasn't like horny posting I was just listening to it, now So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings is on

>>939085141
thanks jacob

>>939085173
Sure whatever helps you get through another day anon who stalks jacob all day.

Gonna go watch some pre-race zoom zoom on my herman miller chair and then watch a 8K AI upscale of I.T. Chapter one.

also wrestling and blowing $650 on a keyboard before blowing ropes of cummies.

>>939082749
I'm here to do the job. Enjoy Emma while I gag on your cock

>>939085282
You blew $650 on a keyboard?

>>939085344
>gag on your cock.
If these threads have taught us nothing it's that they have medication for that.

>>939085282
jacob is it true you were in toronto a few months ago

>>939080897 (OP)
I want to go back want to go back

>>939085471
He took his mom to meet BD LMAO

>>939085390
Anon yesterday said he spent $650 on a replica of the keyboard from severance. Based on this being posted every thread all day

>>939082871
I'm guessing it was jacob. Dunno. But I guess we can anticipate a new subject to ignore.

Enjoy this slutty whore enjoying showing off her pussy for her fans. A nice contrast to the gay roleplay from anons who either didn't get enough love from daddy or maybe too much love. All seven inches of it.

laters

>>939085471
Why not ask him when he was here brocky? You and the archivist usually pretty good at knowing when he actually is here and when he isn't. I know you were talking to him yesterday when he posted that vroom vroom f1 update.

does brocky want to become a woman

>>939085665
Yeah

>>939085665
He's too manly to become a woman.

Killed a bunch of aliens

>>939085578
I thought that was him, im not perfect.

>>939085811
illegal or extraterrestrial?

Anyone got some chappell roan ?

>>939085876
The latter

>>939085822
yeah well you can probably talk to him this weekend.

I checked the calendar and it's a double header this week. Millionaires driving computers wrapped inside cars that follow each other for 60 laps of a circuit AND grown men in speedos pretending to fight in the name of wrestling.

he'll be more exited than he was when Tremblay went shirtless in Good Boys.

>>939085881
I found this one om Google Images

>>939085534
How do you manage to follow everything everyone in every one of these threads posts?

>>939086107
we need more of her ass, can't find picture worth jerking on

how do you tell brocky and bd apart

>>939086124
My innie is a systems administrator who deals with level 2 support issues despite being talented enough to handle level 3 support issues. He'll be moving to lead sysops when the current innie retires in October.

>>939086179
you have a habit of posting intellectually challenged retarded downies. Most of them are underage if you reverse image search them.

which is funny. try not to inadvertently break several laws again like you did in the last thread.

>>939086300
Do you ever stop talking about underage kids? You're literally an ACTUAL pedophile lol. You are a pedophile. You masturbate to little boys. You. Are. A. Pedophile. Surely calling everyone else one isn't good for your mental health lmao

>>939086244
>>939086300
I did that right right? I want to make a new persona who is close enough to jacob to annoy people when they're being cringe. Consider this a field test.

I rest now by leaning back in my herman miller chair. I select image of lesbian dyke to accompany post making sure to select a file I know Jacob posted. I go back to lurk the shadows.

melty

>>939086407
There's two pics of children in this thread. D-Do you wanna take a guess at who posted them?

Hint. One is in the filename the other is 14 but the context of the post makes is obvious she's ua.

Now obsess moar. MOAR I say.

M O A R

tee-hee.

>>939086444
TRIPS

It's all about game and how you play it. TRIPS TRIPS.

uggggh

>>939086504
You are literally a pedophile who masturbates to little boys. None of these sad mental gymnastics will ever change that.

>>939086504
>>939086525
>>939086551
huge melty

>>939086094
Im just curious if he was actually in toronto or not

>>939086551
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME, AND HOW YOU PLAY IT.

ugggggggggggggggggh

OK you're honestly being boring now. Digits decides which tv show I watch.

0-5: The X-Files.
6-10: The Wire

Former is eating up almost 500GB on my NAS the latter 138GB. Would be nice to recover some space.

>>939086647
I think I can see her niples

>>939086617
I'm sure he'll tell if you if you ask. I know he'll be in Texas in October.

>>939086754
That is correct

>>939086695
Well OK then. Something to talk about with Alison.

gha ms jacob fucuvg3 sh

>>939086802
I wanna see them again pls

>>939086897
Look at her feet instead

>>939086938
Uhm, if you insist

>>939086841
I SHOULD BLOG POST EVERY EPISODE. Anons would LOVE THAT.

Jacob stalker anon please get help. Mr. Brocky we love you. Everyone be nice to Choli.

BYE!

>>939086964
It's good for you

>>939086976
You should stop masturbating to little boys, you literal pedophile. Pedophile. Actual real life pedophile.

>>939086986
Is it?

>>939087148
Idk but it feels good

>>939087165
I think I'm not into feet, I guess

>>939087114
One day you'll tell us why you're obsessed with him. Until then honestly you're boring.

Can I leave you alone without worrying about you having a melty? I-Is it safe to close the VM anon?

Maybe talk to a therapist?

Bye now. I have to watch my show. I permit you one response

>>939087254
whats wrong with you

THANKS JACON LOL

>>939087254
Literally jerking rn on this end

>>939087254
Good. Footfags are almost as bad as pedophiles.

>>939087317
calm down jfat

>>939087280
I'm sorry!
>>939087302
Ok I'll give it a try

>>939087405
Gay lol

>>939087340
THIS FAT SUM'A BITCH HE TELLS US HE'S SPENT $650 ON A KEYBOARD, THIS FAT SUM'A BITCH IS GONNA POST PICS OF IT ON /G/ WHEN IT ARRIVES.

HE'S FAT.

>Scott Steiner. Man fucking KNEW.

>>939087435
Heeeyy

>>939087459
Talkin like a little gay boi

>>939087501
Tell us more about this little gay boi
>Jacob

>>939087501
Stop it

>>939087501
Don't stop

>>939087522
>>939087530
>>939087548
kek

>>939087530
Or else what? It's good for you

>>939087634
Being called names isn't

>>939087634
Explain to me how that sexually excites you?

I saw Sydney Sweeney at a bar last night. I said hi and asked how she was.

She said, "I'll be fine after I kill 6 million jews a five circus clowns."

I said, "Five circus clowns?"

She said, "See? No one cares about the jews."

>>939087671
Wrong

>>939087773
Do you enjoy this

>>939087815
Almost as much as you despair at spending time in these threads waiting for your "friends" to arrive.

>>939087815
Sometimes

Cummed good bye

>>939088365
good boy