I am a left wing progressive
Hi guys, I am wanting to market a new woke product to help save the trees. Did you guys know that the US requires the cutting of 31million trees anually to produce toilet paper.
We can drastically reduce this by using less toilet paper and giving the rich, like Bill Gates what he wants.
Solution.
By eating a high protein and fiber rich diet you can produce thick clean massive turds that require little to no toilet paper.
These are chalk full of refined proteins. With our extractor kit we can allow you to pluck them from your toilet and send them to the plates of the pedophile rich while you save big dollars in toilet paper and toilet flushes. Feed the pedo elite your shit, save the environment, and enjoy the health benefits of a bug free protein rich diet. Win-win-win.
Also: this is a log thread.
We can drastically reduce this by using less toilet paper and giving the rich, like Bill Gates what he wants.
Solution.
By eating a high protein and fiber rich diet you can produce thick clean massive turds that require little to no toilet paper.
These are chalk full of refined proteins. With our extractor kit we can allow you to pluck them from your toilet and send them to the plates of the pedophile rich while you save big dollars in toilet paper and toilet flushes. Feed the pedo elite your shit, save the environment, and enjoy the health benefits of a bug free protein rich diet. Win-win-win.
Also: this is a log thread.
