Thread 939082680

You ever love how filthy redditors like to pop in every few years and act like they know what's going and; like they've been here the whole time and can accurately diagnose things play-by-play, because they're social experts.

>>939082680 (OP)
>what's going on*

>>939082680 (OP)
I loathe reddit.

You can sometimes tell when they're mods from reddit too. Isn't that sad? It's like a virtual stench in a realm where smell doesn't transmit, but is still perplexingly noticable.

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Live dummy on the field kids. Earn some bonus creds!

>Just kidding, I'm sure he's got a PhD.

Sorry Gigachud, your shallow defiance isn't something to be proud of. Deflecting, self-deluding, and preteending to have an emotionally hardened exterior isn't a strength. Inability to cry isn't a strength. You want to get on the level of my peers.... then let it out. Be honest for once in your sad kissless life. Open up and talk about how it actually makes you feel knowing that it's so easy for someone like me to simply step into a room... a veritable corner of a room (containment thread) and completely dwarf your entire existence in every aspect you've ever tried to conjure here.

Be honest how you genuinely wish you could have had my life, my experiences, my talents, my charisma. Instead of Zero-Stating, deflecting, or lying to yourself... face it all. Be honest and let yourself break. ...because I have a sercret for (You). the more your mind, heart, and soul breaks... time an time again... the finer the pieces get; the grander the spectrum....

I know it's daunting, even scary, thinking about explosing your inner self, that protected special place inside... especially in a troll den like /b/. Why... they'd rip you apart right? They'd abuse you and mock the most precious parts of yourself. They'd hand;e your most delicate sensibilities like abunch of niggers with a faberge egg.

Let'em. What's left will be stronger, more beautiful. You'd never realize how beautiful you could be... until you see how many loathing uncoping seethers gather to sneer at the Light they can never touch.

>Nothing ventured (nothign risked), nothing gained.

You sneer at me. Others exactly like you come from all around, always stopping to curve their lip in my direction. It's a parasocial delicacy in the depths.
>If you don't have any haters, it's because you aren't doing anything right.

>>939082680 (OP)
this gif didn't have reddit on it previously. what fat fuck added it? what obese slobbering whale thought to put their favorite website on a perfectly fine gif, ruining it for the regular athletic, toned posters of this board? I didn't cultivate this perfectly proportioned collarbone-to-neck ratio to have fucking REDDIT put in gifs about us you PHILISTINE

>>939082680 (OP)
How can they manage to remember with all that advertising on reddit?

>>939083962
>>939084038
>jews pretending to be oldfags
I have an honest to God offer. Would JIDF and the cafe spam warriors be willing to move operations entirely to reddit with contractual payment from /b/?

>>939084120
idk what you're talking about \b\ro I've been here all summer, but if you want to sling some yurts my way sure

>>939084120
No.

>>939082680 (OP)
they aren't experts on fucking anything, those insufferable liberal types don't know anything at all

>>939082680 (OP)
>reddit
You mean the website where I can still post and you can't because you'd get banned right away nazi fat ass?