Thread 939287750

s/fur

floof

no floofing

hmph

ba humbug

Space exploration scifi series but the aliens are furries
And also lots of human x anthro sex

Paws.

beans

Ugh

gex is just shorthand for gay sex, which is what nick enjoys

>>939294174
Lol Nick big homo

is picking on me some type of fetish you guys have?

>>939294716
Possibly, but not as big a fetish as you have for us bukakkeing you

yes

Maws.

>>939294906
I have no such desire

blehhh
so tired
need more caffeine

yes

how is everyone else doing?

>open curtains for the first time in days to let in some sun
>immediately gets warmer
>close them again and it's already starting to cool down

typical vampire

listen, I'm trying to embrace the daywalker so I can at least pretend to be a normal human
but that shit ain't easy

Blackulas.

They don't bite, they scrape and lick

>coom
>Immediately want to cook again
>Refractory period
>Sadge

perhaps coom'in aint the way?

Don't coom on the stove

>>939300383
Parsnip, we need to coom

donut lood the parsnip

Hmmmmm, to arcade bar or to find something to do here...

>>939303793
Fug it, I need pinball

fuck your stupid fed bootlickers and fuck all of you who voted for them

>>939304619
you been hangin out with dash too long?

>>939304758
kill yourself

>>939304783
nah
I think not

all of you pussy-ass gun owners would piss your pants if you were ever in need of actually using it

thats an awful lot of projections

Nope. I don't own a gun because my masculinity isn't fragile.

>I have my AR ready to go whenever you need me daddy trump!
fucking pathetic

right, because you arent masculine at all you faggot

>implying femboys don't carry
Someone doesn't know the /k/ meme

femboys are the most insecure of them all
are you retarded?

So do trannies
And blacks
And browns
Especially Koreans

guns and furries go together like a horse and carriage

so you're on board will people using them against the nat guards then?

no just against you and your kind :)

I'm gonna call this anon Liquid Patty from now on

my kind?

>>939305973
only if they're taking the guns

>>939287750 (OP)
Raw.
on our wedding day
Next question

>>939306166
thank god you have guns to protect yourself from the feds taking your guns but for no other reason

since the precedent is now set, would you be fine with the next democrat president deploying the national guard to force everyone to get vaxxed?

>>939306253
are you gonna claim chicago isn't a crime ridden shithole? It's not like the nat guard is doing anything really at the places they already are.
I know people who have been to DC and there's places you don't stop at an intersection cause you'll get carjacked if you do.

>>939306550
if they're not doing anything then my tax dollars shouldn't be going to that circlejerk moron
you really think they're gonna post up on the south side? they're gonna sit around the loop and act all tough just like the rest of you cosplayers.

It's no wonder people like sunshine start crying because they saw a black person in chicago
you're all so afraid of the world

Who wouldn't? its Chiraq

>>939304619
>>939305319
send me some money to buy a gun and I'll see what I can do

>>939307044
you wouldn't do shit
you can't even leave your mom's house

>>939307090
brother, I have driving lessons in a week
as soon as I get a license I'm getting a bike, and I will most definitely get a gun eventually
put some money on the table and I'll consider something
I've got nothing to lose, my life don't mean shit anyway

will miss all shots, then get 720 no scoped by secret service
https://youtu.be/mLRbZJS5A_E

>>939307135
dash upgrading his fed watchlist status today I see

>>939307304
haven't said anything
until I see some money my words are empty

sell your guitars and VR and shit

god Roger Waters is such a fucking prick
I hope he dies soon

what did he do now

>>939307376
nah, I'll just wait until I can afford a gun on my own
but hey, if you want something done, let me know
I'd probably fuck it up, but it would be fun trying

>>939307410
insulting the Prince of Darkness and saying he "couldn't give a fuck" about Ozzy Osbourne

>>939307437
gilmour will always be better

>>939305319
People use guns for self defense all the time, you retard. Quit talking out your ass.

>>939307753
ya, and also to push pro-trans agendas

these are now the most expensive pants I own

8bit has pants prolly worth more than my entire wardrobe

excuse me for wanting to look good for my brother's wedding
I actually like my family

I rented a suit for my brothers wedding

I (my mom) bought a suit for my cousins wedding (for, like, was it... 80$) it was fine, one of only 4 non black suits at the entire thing! :D

these pants were $70 but the tag says suggested retail price of $180

>>939308596
That’s great but why not eat at Joes :D

At least its not one of those suits thats worth more than my former yearly salary.

if only you had a bank account somewhere with funds to buy some nice clothes

Awwwww yisss s time to get baked

>>939309185
jelly
I gotta stay straight laced

>>939287750 (OP)
you're welcome

you have the correct impression.

do i have the energy to make a pizzadilla, or do i just warm up 2 slices of pizza?

mmm i could pizza rn

who cares

WE CARE A LOT

i care, a little bit, maybe more

What y'all up to tonight?

depression

im suprised i have the energy to type crap out
microwave it is.

>>939309999
microwave pizza
and mebe some more vidya

I’ll never know correct mechanical theory OH BLACKWOOD CASADILLA

>>939309999
bein eepy

>>939309999
weed vidya and thai food

I sleep

nize quads, also hi parsnip

pat pat

>>939309999
also depression
haven't showered in 5 days, and it's about to be 6
not brushing my teeth either, barely eating
I'm very not good

>>939310569
Go bathe silly. At least some wet wipes or something. Rub a rag over your teeth at least. You'll feel a bit better. Trust

gross

>>939310273
What vidya? Thai sounds delicious, I should get some one of these days

>>939310526
Hi patty

>>939310677
no, I won't
I'll do it in the morning
I've already been up 20 hours to fix my schedule, and I'm ready to go the fuck to sleep

>>939310726
meh just more rimworld

no shower is acceptable
no teeth brushing is bad
even with just water and a brush right before you go to sleep does wonders

>>939310765
Fun. I'm stumped on what to play right now. Currently just listening to music

>>939310776
fine, I probably need to
not brushing every day is not good
haven't done that since I was like 15
it's bad, very bad

>>939310776
I recently went to the dentist and despite hardly brushing my teeth at all for over a month I have zero cavities and my gums are actually healthier than last time. Lmao I won the useless superpower lottery - immunity to mouthrot

>>939310776
all on 4 dentures > teeth

blah blah blah

>>939310838
get a water bottle and a toothbrush and right before you go to sleep, fill your mouth with water and brush yo' shit. swallow water when done. prevent serious tooth problems.

>>939310876
this can depend on your diet.

>>939308127
LOL wtf

bleh bleh bleh

no stimky, more showerin and u can even brush ur teeth while u shower

>>939310955
I have a fancy electric toothbrush
works well enough
but I started drinking soda again recently
there goes my cheap fillings that I got for some reason instead of the good ones that don't disintegrate from the slightest bit of acidity

i do not put robots in my mouf

>>939299740
I saw the thumbnail, and thought this was a model of a certain .gif.

robots do most things better than humans
it's factual

Buncha stinky fucks round 'ere

>>939311252
rub your armpits on the walls to assert dominance!

>>939311252
I don't stink as much as I used to
that's kinda nice
it's an okay stink now as opposed to a kinda bad one

not i, i shower before each bed time

further evidence that conservatives have horrible hygiene

>>939311326
I'm not a possum
>>939311367
Coom and sweat are still stinks

>>939311568
you mean liberal women
>obligatory "that's kinda hot"

body hair isn't bad hygiene faggot

yeah but you can't deny that liberal women with body hair are probably less hygienic too
ask me how I know

>>939311586
well that explains a few things

again, you dont go outside. you dont know shit.

Let's all shower together

except for the fact that I've lived with a hippie who doesn't wear actual deodorant for my whole life, dipshit

>>939311826
At a cenote!

is dat 8butt being xtra contentious today?

sorry, can't say anything bad about your beloved dash

>>939311920
he's on edge about his pants.

>implying anyone loves me
and they hated them because they spoke the truth

>>939311978
i only fly by the seat of my pants

I'm going to bed because I've been up for over 20 hours, and I may or may not brush my teeth
night

YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH

>>939312277
brush yo teef

>>939312293
>>939312315
ugh, fiiine
I guess I should floss too :/

Im jelly of Darwin and his ever growing rodent teeth.

imagine being all like, damn, i have a cavity, lemme grind that shit off with a rock.

Mouthwash is good too

>>939312672
yeah, sometimes im too lazy to toob out some toothpaste and just take a sip from the listerine bottle and brush with that, usually when im using the toilet because i dont keep the mouthwash in my room.

its like
do i need to brush my teeth
yes
do i need to go to the bathroom
yes
can i remember to grab my toothbrush out of my room
yes
nice, i get to do two things at once now. brush my teeth with mouthwash and take a leak!

what do you mean you've never brushed your teeth and taken a leak at the same time!?

the real masters do all that and take a shower AND shave all at the same time.

but that might be too advanced for me.

Damnit Ethereal, what nonsense are you spouting tonight?!

>>939313556
I enjoy it

seconded

OCTODOG!??!?!

Buttered sausages

>>939314773
why do you need extra butter with sausage?

Why do we need pillows on top of a mattress?

>>939314137

nice feet

do you fry the sausage in butter. Just... boil it in melted butter? Put the butter on top of it after all initial preparations?

>>939315122
my mattress slides so sometimes the pillows are on the side of it.

IS THERE BUTTER IN THE SAUSAGE!?!?!

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