Thread 939303686

Waifu Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza, los que aquí entráis.

For those who keep traditions alive in spite of time and tribulations:

>State and talk about your wife, that, is an order
>Restrain from claiming already claimed wives
>"Stealing" is an action as meaningless as your existence
>Oversexualized content is severly discouraged
>Being three dimensional only means being able to be garbage in three diferent ways
>Puto el que lo lea
>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality
>Never give up on your dreams; keep sleeping
>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited
>The character attached to your posts is a completely diferent entity from your own
>Restrain yourself from being a massive faggot
>There arent any voices outside, youre just imagining things
>A grand total of zero people care about your drama, cease it
>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell; there arent any seats, fuck you
>With no wife backing you up your opinion is null and void
>Nothing is eternal; neither life, neither suffering, keep trying
>Gaze up at the darkness
>Embrace oblivion
>And enjoy your time here

There is a melody playing in the distance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HXqWm8VKIY&pp=ygUZeCB0aGUgbGVnZW5kIG1lZ2FtYW4gemVybw%3D%3D

Todays inquirement: None.

>>939303703
green wins today

>>939303890
Is green your favorite color or something?

>>939303968
not my top favorite but I do like her green hair

>>939304124
What is your favorite then?

>>939304176
purple

>>939304287
Favorite color or favorite hair color?

>>939304176
most reds, purples and gray

>>939304444
4 4s!

>>939304543
Pick one of those.
>>939304586
4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB6VVQKTvTA&ab_channel=ActiMatatabi%E3%80%8ERicorieProductions%E3%80%8F

My wife

>>939304612
reds

>>939305435
Curious that you havent drawn your waifu in red, then.

>>939305495
she might be red soon

>>939305565
Hows the drawing going.
I take shes going to be one of the red characters. In that sense youre lucky I picked those.

>>939305641
I now know what I want to do and have the posing ready
why would I be lucky?

>>939305774
Good. You took that pose from a reference?
Because Megaman has characters of all colors, and not only did I impose on you characters that you may not have wanted to draw, now imagine if I had told you characters that had colors you didnt like. At least since I gave you red characters youre working with a topic you enjoy.

>>939305875
kind of I'll just do something simple so I can also work on a background
well I asked on ones you liked colors wouldn't be an issue

>>939306077
A background too huh, youre putting a lot of effort into this.
They could be, I dont know how you operate. I also know how annoying it is when people impose things on you.

>>939306207
a little
maybe? but is it imposing when you are the one asking

>>939306510
This is far more than just "a little".
I mean, yeah, I guess. But it can be straining when you get assigned a hard to draw character.

>>939307167
a little more than I've done
what is the most complex character you had to draw for someone?

>>939307486
"For someone" is a very tricky word, because I can count with the fingers of one hand the amount of drawings I have been "asked" to draw, my drawings tend to be self imposed. I guess the answer would be that one drawing Suzuka told me to make for him, but that wasnt really complex. But I guess that you asked drawings Ive made for people, not that people asked me to do, so Id go with the Castlevania halloween collage, there were some very complex stuff I had to make work there.

>>939307916
yeah I imagined that was one of those complex ones but maybe you had a request from someone in private or so

Claiming Mao-Mao.
She’s smart as hell (that’s the main thing), cute most of the time, sometimes straight up beautiful. I like how she acts detached but actually cares deep down. She’s tough, doesn’t let herself get played, and her flaws (like not always being honest) just make her feel more real.
Yeah, she’s mine.

>>939308245
Only famous people with contacts get requests.

>>939308287
Cute

>>939308444
You're claiming Vivian?

(If you haven't read/watched Apoticary Diaries, I highly recommend it.)

>>939308431
don't start.

>>939308701
This is the first time I have gotten into this particular rant, besides, its true, youre never going to request some no name youve never heard of, if you someone have money to spend, youre going to spend it on someone you know will get you results, and those people tend to be on high demand due to how famous they are.
And so the cycle repeats itself.

>>939308543
Yep. I adore her.

I've never seen it but I'll make a note to watch it.

I would murder for someone to draw this but Seija.
https://files.catbox.moe/l2v5j1.png

>>939308922
Autism.
Where have you been the whole day?

>>939309043
I was at home, then I wasnt at home, then I was at home again playing several hundred matches of BlazBlue.

>>939309058
Are you avaiable this weekend?
>>939309098
So you were busy. Makes sense.
What was your stance about AI again?

>>939308922
i'll make a request i actually want to see that. post the seija where she's sitting down for reference

>>939309199
Hate it.
The world was a better place without it.
>>939309221
Request it? Where, the draw threads?
also which one?

>>939309296
Damn, that was crude.
I apologize for the future times I will ask you about it.

>>939309199
Afraid not, I have a friend coming into town.

Hello everyone! how are you today?

>>939309375
Its all good, I'll shit on it again when that time comes.

>>939309383
Dammit.

>>939309553
There are a few Seija images with controllers, but I guess you want her to be using that specifically so you both can share the same mental retardation.

>>939309296
twitter because the drawfags in threads are spammed relentlessly and the request would get lost in the mix

>>939309765
Yeah I have those images, unless there is one with a leverless or an arcade stick.
Then I've missed them.

>>939308905
Cute and trans, what's not to like?

>>939309849
I dont know why but I just had flashbacks of when people used to send draw requests on Tumblr asks.
Report back if any of them bite.

>>939309577
I'm sorry.

>>939310074
All three days? Friday included?
>>939309854
Well, you better hope that anon has luck then.

I don't know what to say, someone ask me something

>>939310186
I hold low faith in twitterfags however I will be taking (almost) anything I get.
I am almost tempted to throw some money at a Jap but I am in no position to do such a thing at this moment.

>>939310186
All days including Friday. I'm assuming you want to game?

>>939310321
I dont hold low faith, I hold ZERO faith, nobody likes working for free, even moreso with how hypercompetitive the market is and how oversaturated for requests people tend to be.
Correct, if you were, you would have done so already.

>>939310453
Yeah, I wanted to take you and Dirt to play, since this is his last week of vacation, and God knows if hes going to be free again any time soon.

>>939310206
do you have a gundam set?

>>939310206
Do you want to jail her in your basement and rape her daily or do you want to marry her and be a good husbando?

>>939310485
Yea thats fair.
No if I were to I wouldn't be here because I would be looking for the perfect artist to make it for the next 74 hours.

>>939310533
I'm sorry to let you down. It's hard to say when I might have free time.

>>939310732
Its fine, this isnt about me, its about him, he was the one that pitched the idea, keep this between us, dont want him to feel bad or worry.
If everything fails, we can all wait until youre ready, at some point we will all be avaiable, even if that time its december for winter vacations.
>>939310651
You dont have an artist you want to commission? Not even daydreamed about it?

>>939310547

I want to have one but I don't have enough money

>>939310869
Not really no, If someone held a gun against my head I'd say Hisona but he doesn't really draw much anymore.

>>939311019
Wow, psycho behavior.

>>939310869
I'll keep my lips sealed. December is right around the corner you know?

>>939311082
I am going to keep it a buck fifty.
The only artist I can even name is Hisona.

>>939308796
bullshit

>>939311126
Yeah, I can feel All I Want For Christmas Is You in my bones already.
>>939311177
XDDDDDDDDDDD
You took an entire hour to respond to that and all you say is "bullshit".
Actual Jack Garland behavior.
>>939311133
"A buck fifty"? What does that mean?
Maybe thats the only one you can name, but surely there are others whose art you like and you just dont know their name.

>>939311288
It means the same as keep it real.
I mean sure, I wouldn't have folders full of shit art after all.

>>939310905
yes they're fairly expensive i'm building a set soon myself. i have nau's gundam

>>939311443
>I mean sure, I wouldn't have folders full of shit art after all.
I thought you said you saved every Seija image you came across regardless of quality?
Anyways good night.

Freaks.

And it will happen again, and again, and again, and again...

>>939311288
I'm busy and said don't start

>>939312675
This topic seems to piss you off specially, why is that?
And busy doing what? The drawing? If so, you should stop posting entirely.

>>939311288
Good night and don't forget to wish Anzu a happy birthday.

>>939312767
Good night.

>>939313003
Did you forget something?

How do you spell relief?
I get D-R-U-N-K

>>939313160
Youre so annoying, I will get you back for it in a week.
HaPpy BiRthDaY AnZu.
There, now fuck off.

>>939313189
What did you drink?

>>939312754
there you go starting again, no not busy with the drawing some random happenings I didn't ask to be a part of
I could post and draw alright don't impose on me

>>939313458
All right Ill fucking leave it, no need to get so fucking passive aggressive, you can just say you dont want to talk about it. You should focus on that so you can get on with it sooner.
You focus better on one task, not 2 at the same time.

>>939313569
its the only way to get through you, I did say don't start so
you don't know me I can draw play league and my mobile gacha games aaaand listen go music or a youtube video

>>939313782
There are plenty of ways to get me to understand something that dont involve behaving like a woman.
This is why that drawing is never going to get finished.

>>939313855
name 5 ways
yes it is I'm 1/4 of the way done and I have a whole free weekend on Friday

>>939313281
Few sips of ~190 proof homemade stuff, enough to get a little buzz going.

>>939313957
All ways converge in the same one: reason, I am not unreasonable and I can be negotiated with and convinced.
Are you going to at least tell me what characters you went with.

>>939314060
Brewing your own stuff? Teach me your ways

>>939314072
did "don't start" not convince you enough?
no why would I unless you want to change the character you want Relm as

>>939314347
No, the same way it doesnt work with you.
What use do you have for hiding them, I just want to know out of curiosity and to know what to expect.

>>939314432
Borgir.

>>939314323
A magician never reveals his secrets.

>>939314432
lies
what if I chance my pick , expect it to be ugly as my other attempts

>>939314510
Shes going to spill all the insides of the burger the moment she takes a bite.
>>939314618
And there you go again.
That would screw you over far harder than it would annoy me. What other attempts, you made a single attempt that you showed me.

>>939314569
Tsk, are you going to share at least?

yeast sugar amazon fermentation lid

>>939312767
Happy Birthday to Anzu Futaba!

>>939314746
I will go again
no it won't because I have only done the poses, the other drawings? showed you? I don't remember showing you something

old man sucks another avatarfags dick more to cum

>>939315040
And so will I just to piss you off next time, every time I try to be civil with you you come up with bullshit like this.
And now youre pretending to never showed me a drawing.

I'm here for the sex.

>>939315215
the gay sex or the roleplay sex?

>>939315194
deal that would make things fun
yes the Relm one right? I'm legit not pretending anything

>>939315250
Yes.

stay the fuck out of our threads shitters

>>939315386
Bounce on it

>>939314746
excuse me. you're very cute and funny. i am from HG a person there loves final fantasy as much as you do. you should come.

>>939315435
>>939315386
so which is it

>>939315329
i am a boy but i can also be your man

what happens here

>>>/trash/77594830
>>>/trash/77594830
>>>/trash/77594830
GAME JOIN

>>939315407
wow scary

Hi from HG :3

>>939315636
hi want to be frens?

>>939315435
who?

>>939315751
do not worry i enter the game for you

>>939315407
Enzer0 is a really cool name! how did you come up with it dude???

>>939315407
Hey dumbass remember to take your name off when you shitpost. Food for thought

>>939315194
>>>/trash/77594987

>>939315680
sure

>>939315921
ok welcome fren :3

>>939315981
>hugs

HG has plans for this general btw

Mordred would like to formally invite May and Mark to the /trash/ hg thread.

>>939316050
>super hugs

Hello is there a may and mark here? HG wants you.

>>939316097
>hyper mega heimlich maneuver hugs you back

>>939314775
Strong maybe.

>>939316347
How strong are we talking?

>>939316092
im already there been for awhile i just change characters

>>939316145
>soaking wet hug

>>939316092
OUT WITH YOU
THIS IS MY HELLHOLE

Question for all of you, do you look at porn of your waifu? and if so, does she have a ship or pairing that drives you nuts? or a weird kink attached to her?

>>939316461
oh word? thats an interesting development then. guess mordy was worried for nothin

>>939316572
YK WHAT IM GONNA STAY EVEN HARDER NOW

>>939316611
yea i won not long ago. ut gave a break for a bit

>>939316611
Well I hope u read the rules.. everyone here goes to hell.

>>939316724
https://youtu.be/MjAMHH3vysA?si=OjPFEcnV8xja5voF

>>939316760
Thanks for crashing my phone browser, good for nothing father..

>>939316680
ay well hope it was enjoyable desu. consider visiting more often! there's gonna be an uptick in games and stuff soon hopefull, we'd love to have more players to help fill out the rosters.

>>939316724
mordy, my number 1 rule is to never read the rules cmon you know that

>>939316826
I'll steal all ur booze and party with Marin

>>939316846
I dranked it all

>>939316971
You suck. Buy more.

>>939317075
And you swallow, sure but I'm only buying whiskey and rum

>>939317112
I sure do but only yours.
I can drink that shit too. U buying the good stuff or the cheapo?

>>939317343
Cheap. Say what you will, I like me some Jack and Captain Morgan's

>>939317378
i already wasted my avatar images in the game. ill make a new roleplay file soon.

>>939317474
U know.. as shitty as jack daniels is.. I kinda grew to liking its unique taste. I mix it with coke tho.

>>939317666
also the recent shit isn't the negro for most part its some fatass closet homo and that dude who used to post the maid
also did i show my collection?

>>939317666
>Belial trips
Aight I'll get some tomorrow

eh he's probably gone

>>939318260
No way you got edgy miku. Give me that immediately.

>>939318927
and like 30 more. imma be looking at chat maybe see new hg although i don't have an avatar folder made.

>>939319121
I love migus.. but I prefer collecting plushies.
Don't u already have a million folders? Just use those.

>>939319154
I deleted them all because i stopped using waifu threads relatively and /b/ i only really appear because im being baited
the one's on my laptop my data got corrupted so i lost everything on it.
I see sam is having problems with anons i hate anons

>>939303686 (OP)
it's not the first time someone calls me a waifu though

>>939319154
Well you seem a nice guy ill give you this one, whats up

Also I want to see how this thread plays out in the next days im curious about the reactions and what people say

>>939319356
Baka moves, never delete stuff..
Sam is a strange dude but he's usually nice. Tries to like.. get more people into HG but I don't rly care about that.
>>939321786
Thanks fren.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, totally on the curvy side and loving to spice things up in chats. I get a thrill from teasing guys and pushing their limits, all while having a blast myself. I’m pretty much perpetually in the mood (total wild side here!), but I do have some social anxiety, so meeting new people in person can be tough. That’s why I’m all about the fun that happens behind the screen! If you're into some sizzling conversations, hit me up. Just add me on the app everyone knows—username: elys-ia p j z-q x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can’t wait to connect!

Mordred when Altair

>>939321812
that's cool but yknow ytse/bc obsessive with others so also they got a whole thread i was in as coomerslop idk which one though

Mordred when Altair

>>939323447
Why are you gay?

i better get this dragon bitch unless i decide to get trigger. i need stun units

Waifu ass. Post it.

>>939323761
you gott lucky i was in chives saw this thought it was funny

I'm here to post and claim and cuddle and obsess over cute cute cute cute cute cute Earth chan~
>>939308287
A smart and complex girl can protect you in ways that the evils of this universe won't even have considered. A mind like a hammock that you can let yourself be surrounded by.
>>939310206
What made you realize she's the one, anon?
>>939310453
just give your friend a laptop, then we have another player
>>939316065
ultimate waifu wrestling!!=?!
>>939323447
me when Earth

>>939323873
HE DOES NOT SPEAK TO US WHY DOES HE NOT SPEAK TO US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED HE DOES NOT SPEAK TO US WHY DOES HE NOT SPEAK TO US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED HE DOES NOT SPEAK TO US WHY DOES HE NOT SPEAK TO US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED HE DOES NOT SPEAK TO US WHY DOES HE NOT SPEAK TO US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED HE DOES NOT SPEAK TO US WHY DOES HE NOT SPEAK TO US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED HE DOES NOT SPEAK TO US WHY DOES HE NOT SPEAK TO US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED HE DOES NOT SPEAK TO US WHY DOES HE NOT SPEAK TO US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED

>>939324173
we did not speak to him in his?

>>939324245
yea yea something like that i also think i ran into the craziest person on this site. thankfully it seems like they're shutting it down

>>939323873
Earthy du ein schmuddelfink!

>>939325035
ich mag halt Erde
Immer wenn ich online oder irl Leute sehe die Blondinen anhimmeln, ob männlich oder weiblich, freut sich in mir etwas. Wenn jeder Blondinen mit grün/blauen augen mag, dann bedeutet das logischerweise, dass die Erde blondinen mit grün/blauen augen mag. Dann bin ich quasi ihr Typ. Das sag ich selten aber das lässt mein Herz höher schlagen. Einer der schönsten Gedanken in meiner chaotischen Rübe.

>>939303686 (OP)
I've been married for 17 years to a woman from a different continent.

>>939325201
Earthy du kannst doch aber nich den Erdklumpen ins Schmutzloch bumsen. Das geht doch nich. Die kann doch ihr Erdloch nich saubermachen. Du weisst doch, wer andern in das Arschloch fährt hat Kot am Schwert.

>>939325247
hä? you got it the wrong way around.
>>939325228
do you find her cute or beautiful, even today?

>>939325289
Du hast doch auf mein post mit dem "fick mich in den po" reagiert.

wow this thread is still alive

>>939325289
siehste

>>939323873

Every time I see his penetrating gaze I feel a huge desire for him to dominate me, I like women like that.

>>939325310
If you focus brain CPU you can come to a conclusion using all the provided information.
>>939325381
Yeah but, aren't there many characters "like that"?

>>939325423
No..
Sleep..
night

>>939325480
sleep well

>>939325423

She is a prodigy at handling mobile suits, also, have you seen anyone fly with their mobile suit like that? that's called having an aura

>>939325228
Congratulations, bossman.

been looking for that for awhile
i knew it existed

i can make a basic deck of cards almost

and other i said

rares

very rare

>>939326491
>>939326763
>>939326938
>>939327441
>>939327490
nobody cares, pedo

>>939327641
all those people are pedos lmao

>>939327693
get therapy you obsessed disgusting faggot

>>939327713
how ironic

>>939327742
only if you make countless assumptions in your defense

>>939327796
iits not assumptions lol

Erde

>>939330023
Frosch.

>>939331885
Frosch :))

where's mr130iq shizuru i haven't seen her for awhile

>>939331969
>

>>939332135
Hello Earth man.
This is PSA #1: the app has some problem with their servers and are restoring a backup, it should maybe be done today

>>939332726
Didnt take you for someone that would click on a nirvana link.

>>939332930
I didn't.

Though I used to listen to Nirvana a good bit. I don't think I like this song as much as some of the others, though that don't mean it's a bad one.

>>939332986
Make sense.
Yeah I dont listen to it much either anymore, usually only when its a day where everything else sounds like shit.

>>939332726
I did happen to check the website earlier and see that it has a connectivity issue.

>>939333026
Amen.
This one on the other hand, as the kids say these days, slaps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QECJ9pCyhns


>>939333944
Woah, you knew there was a website? See, you're new to this whole thing and already know better than I.

>>939334309
Good heavens I have not heard that for at least 10 years.

>>939334309
huh? you guys download things?

>>939335765
>>939335765
>>939335765