Thread 939304140

i just received the news that Barb, Chris Chan's mother, passed away peacefully today. It's practically confirmed. RIP Barbara Chandler

Hi r/ChrisChanSonichu!

>>939304140 (OP)
DSP OUTLASTS ANOTHER ONE

>>939304140 (OP)
Didn't she die years ago?

i have people close to the place where she would be preparing for a possible cremation. If I have any new information, I'll share it with you.

>>939304720
No.

On the off chance you're not bullshitting, that would be kind of crazy since Cobes died not too long ago. Dropping like flies, I tell ya.

>>939305244
was cobes vaxxed ?

>>939304140 (OP)
Show me an obituary

>>939305373
lol I have no fucking idea. Possibly, possibly not. He rarely ever went to the doctor and I doubt he would have gone out and gotten it of his own volition considering how lazy he was. He never mentioned it as far as I remember. They don't doordash vaccines last time I checked, so I kind of doubt it.

>>939304140 (OP)
No more crusty dusty cumdump for old Chris the fat tranny then who will he rape next? Probably the neighbours dog I bet

>>939305622
i want to believe he faked his death

>>939306252
He's in Finland with his midget girlfriend, so he'd be raping her neighbor's dog.

>>939304140 (OP)
Death by snu-snu, I hope.

>>939306399
Wait, when did he get out of jail? Can he even leave the country? And midge girlfriend? This nigga is seriously cooked

>>939304720
retarded

>>939306327
Same. I have this whole headcannon going now where him and Clint conspired to fake his death just so he could get out of the spotlight and finally get some peace. In my imagination he's chilling on a beach in Maui or something sipping drink combos out of coconuts.

>>939306545
He's been out for a while, they dropped the charges against him due to a mental health diversion.
He got put up by a group called Praetor that makes Sonichu merch he signs and they sell.
He went to Finland with this weird tiny girl over the summer and was spotted there.

>>939304140 (OP)
Heaven gained an angle fly high sweet angle

>>939304140 (OP)
She finally will have peace, rest in peace Barbs

>>939306990
Girl is too cute to date a goon

>>939306990
Why haven't Sega sued the shit out of him? Im sure they don't want to be associated with that freak tranny. Pretty sure you can't just rip off a copyrighted character and make money off it

>>939306990
That's not ChrisChan; that's Stephanie Bustcakes and a homunculus.

God I hope Chris sings at the funeral

>>939309728
Oh no

>>939311764
fucking
i was really rooting for him to not be a fuck up and stick to being a musician

>>939305373
not against the deleterious effects of severe alcohol abuse unfortunately

>>939304140 (OP)
barb u legend u raised a goon

>>939306545
Check the CWCki, you're way behind. Chris is likely in the US now as he was just spotted at Red Lobster. He's been seen many times with a near-dwarf Finnish woman, codenamed Flutter. She is not easy to photograph but she seems to be tard wrangling Chris to some degree.

Chris makes videos about Transformers toys he's customized and has been pretending they are being sold in stores, complete with boxes with his art on them. The videos are nigh unwatchable.

>>939304140 (OP)
I'M SCREAMING

>>939304140 (OP)
I am glad she passed away a little more of a peaceful place than what she would have been otherwise

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>>939316570
In a house full of garbage?
Demented and alone, likely wondering where her long dead husband and ten year old Christian are?
After being repeatedly raped by her retarded transexual son and his bent cock?

>>939304140 (OP)
Boy her life was boring as fuck right up until the last third.

This woman lived three lifetimes and really got fucked in the process.

Proof or GTFO.

>>939304140 (OP)
big if true

>>939321445
>bent cock
excuse me, it's a bent duck
one through which he launched his Navy into the very canal that bore him
circle of life

>>939304140 (OP)
any proof? how is chris reacting to it?

>>939324653
There's no proof because it's not real. Op posted no sources, there's nothing on KF or reddit or twitter. These autistic retards will post Chris fingering a lobster dinner but there's no cited source for the passing of the mother of the most prolific lolcow to exist ever. When Bob passed there were so many confirmations you'd have to be legitimately on hellen Keller mode to not know or schizo to not believe it. This is the same shit as those mongos that post the guy from pawnstars dying

>>939324968
ok, thx. OP was a fag again