Thread 939315489

My daughter (yes, DAUGHTER) just had her first day of preschool and she had so much to tell me!
>The doormat is an American flag, and they pledge allegiance to the Pride flag!
>Then she and the other white (sorry!) kids recite a contrition for all the worst crimes in human history!
>He gets HRT drugs with his lunch. FOR FREE!
>The school has a Minnaret, and instead of a blanket for naptime, they get a prayer rug!
>They have a litterbox for her to go potty - Just like at home! <3 <3 <3
>At recess they play "Pin the nail on the Jesus!"
>She said just now that she wants to be just like her big sister, Chloe Zoe Quinne (don't you DARE deadname her!)
I'm so proud of her that I got her an advent calendar counting down the days until she can chop her balls off!

>>939315489 (OP)
You really though this was gonna be a banger of a thread, didn't you? Its cringe because of the amount of effort you applied.

>>939315489 (OP)
You were jerking off while you wrote this and everyone knows it.
Which is okay, because I jerked off while reading it too.

>>939315601
Hey, it was my first post on /b/ in more than 10 years. Cut me some slack.