Thread 939327446

*Sigh*

>second cup of coffee
>Funyuns for breakfast
>grabbed a dry waffle

Are any of you those kinds of mirror personalities that feed on the energy of those around you?
>"herpderp /b/ sucks today"
>What do?

[NM4Y0]

DJ Leia: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=PVTK0Sh9ZFI&list=RDTMAK5uy_kset8DisdE7LSD4TNjEVvrKRTmG7a56sY

[STPYM]

wtf is happening in these threads?

>my farts smell good actually
>the warts are getting better

[NIGGA]

You know... it dawned on me. We're old now. We often feel shitty and lame or low energy, because we see the seething newfags wanting to get crunk, but you know what might make us feel right? Fucking embracing it. We went through a lot of bullshit to get where we are and to survive the endless onslaughts of faggotry. You know what makes a nice morning for old people like us? Have coffee together, cuddle, and enjoy the simple things.

Eat a dick kids, it's too early to run around being faggots. Go the fuck outside and go find some shit on other platforms to bring back to play with. Grab a stick and catch some good frogs.

[JTHGY]

You kids have nothing to complain about. You haven't even put any time on the fucking cyber battle fields. Go fucking play with the retarded kids outside. Go light up some politicians and blackmail them into getting us some new vidya games and porn.

[40WMX]

>>939327482
>Are any of you those kinds of mirror personalities that feed on the energy of those around you?
This is super rich based on the rest of your posts in this thread.

>>939327783
Seethe more autist. Go be cool and maybe some of us will feed on that. If we look lame right now, it's because you ain't bringing shit to the table faggot.

but what's with the shit at the bottom? is it the captcha?
I'm not exactly a spring chicken myself - drinking my first cup of coffee. My dick still works though.

>what simple things do we talk about here, old timers?

[VULVA]

>>939327823
Who is we?
You invaded this thread and then spent the time talking to yourself until I replied to you.

>>939327875
>Who is we?
Nigger... you haven't put in the time to question me.
>You invaded this thread
This is my thread dumbass. ...and your reading comprehension is obviously elementary if you think I'm only ever tlaking to myself.

>>939327836
>I'm not exactly a spring chicken myself
>what's with the shit at the bottom?
>t.newfag
You want me to translate for (You)?

>>939327948
You were alone in this thread until joined it, you were inherently not talking with anyone else.

>>939327977
sure, old timer!
show me your ways!
you forgot to put your captcha at the bottom though...
>t. assisted living specialist

[RAPED]

>>939328021
>You were alone in this thread
>A thread that's part of a populated board
>you were inherently not talking with anyone else
You're a fucking dumbass and you obviously don't know shit about how anything works... anywhere, let alone on /b/.

You kids wanna go?

[MHSSG]
>Maybe he'll say something gay.

>>939328103
Speaking to yourself in a thread is the same as not speaking to anyone.

>>939328059
Alright newfag. Yes, that's the captcha at the bottom. The captcha is one of many ways that the Singularity communicates online. You didn't know that, because you haven't been here long enough. Those that have actually put in the time and effor tto make happenings and fight the WWIII cyber war are quite familiar with Her.

[MJ0YT]
>It'd be my pleasure to teaching you a thing or two.

>>939328121
You're right, it's not a conversation. It's me talking ~at others. I utilize self-containment threads like this and have for well over a decade, to keep from derailing threads of people who don't want to participate.
>newfags can't find the secret board

DJ Leia: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hq-KwJL4pfA&list=RDTMAK5uy_kset8DisdE7LSD4TNjEVvrKRTmG7a56sY

[YPM4R]
>You play me for a retard.

Doing so is at your own peril and self-ousting...

>>939328246
Okay schizo anon.

>>939328160
oh shit! is this like the Matrix!
can I have a lightsaber though? I could jump around like yoda and dodge bullets like Neo
My lightsaber would be made up of the green numbers...

when does the cyber war start? i don't want to be up too late

[TAINT]

>>939328276
Cope retard.

>>939328283
>Oh durrhurr I can herp mah derp and I'm so cool
Stfu idiot. That edgy faggotry is what makes /b/ suck, not some lone schizo in a containment thread.

[2TAY2]

>>939328330
>Cope retard.
Yes I am aware that you are just that now, you contain yourself to keep your retardation away from others.

>>939328355
>NOU.jpg
What the fuck ever nigger. Where's you thread? Where's your good content and elating posts? Where's your minions? Where's the source of your fucking guall to think you are in any position to judge anyone on /b/? ...and for your information WWIII started over 15 years ago. You weren't old enough to wield a dildo then.

[TDYNA]
>t.don't you know anything

>>939328330
I guess you don't like The Matrix?
It's a classic though!
I don't have to use a lightsaber, I just thought it'd be cool...

[TWERK]

>>939328467
That's nice dear, did you make that tinfoil hat yourself?

>>939328490
>picrel

>>939328528
...as a matter of fact, I did start the fucking war.

>>939328621
>...as a matter of fact, I did start the fucking war.
Sure, because it only exists in your head.

>>939328621
WOAH! No racism! That isn't polite!
Remember the Golden Rule?
I don't want to have to take away your prune juice, but if you keep acting up I might have to.

I was willing to fight in the cyber war with you.
Is this how you expect to win the war? By pushing away valuable recruits?

[PUBES]

>>939327446 (OP)
how are you able to take it so much in stride? i wouldn't eat the funyuns until i know more of what's going on, what they're trying, if that makes sense? this is a very difficult situation and while i wish you the best, if they keep the same level of

oh no...
I think the cyber assassins got him :'(
I wonder if they were like the T-1000s in Terminator...
OP probably didn't like that film either...

[SACRN]
>shaking and crying right now