Thread 939331685

I am seeing Yo Yo Ma on October 20th with my grandparents. Thinking about taking an edible beforehand.

>>939331685 (OP)
NO WAY - October 20th is when I'm seeing Yo Ma Ma!

>>939331685 (OP)

when you eat THC the effects are diminished greatly

watered it down and diluted

Just like yo-Yo ma

lol you're such a fucking lightweight It's embarrassing

>>939331720
kek. /b/ never fails to dissapoint

>>939331809
I don't want to get that high

>>939331685 (OP)

sheltered little boy in Portland Maine thinks eating an edible is a big deal

AND GOES TO SEE BORING YO-YO MA
WITH HIS BORING YO-YO MAMA
AND BORING YO-YO PAPA

>>939331854

You apparently also don't want to get that heterosexual

Why aren't you taking your girlfriend to see a cool concert?

Why are you being escorted by mommy and daddy to a boring yo-Yo ma performance?

He's garbage... his music is garbage

you should be taking a young lady to see a real concert, and have a hotel room booked to fuck the shit out of her afterwards

Have fun with Mommy and Daddy

sounds like You've got a really wild night in store

I heard taking 4 Benadryl is more exciting than a yo-Yo ma concert

>>939331685 (OP)
Okay?
How about you make a timestamp there smoking crack in the bathroom or something cool worth sharing..

If it was me?

I would find the hottest chick possible
and invite her to see DURAN DURAN live in concert, and to take her backstage to meet the band afterwards

https://youtu.be/FqIACCH20JU?si=vA7WlXYHHxVXEI2h

And I'm not joking at all

that's EGG ZACK LEE™ what I would do

Do you want to hear something that sounds like a complete bullshit but it's absolutely true?.....

If you told one of the road managers to tell Simon LeBon NEPTUNE SENT YOU

You and your girlfriend would have backstage passes

https://youtu.be/Epj84QVw2rc?si=V6boMQcwtHgDnLN6

I've known Simon LeBon since 1988

>>939331685 (OP)
I'm seeing Yo Ma Ma on October 20th

as a matter of fact I think I'm going to reach out to him.

I'm not even sure if they've already played Atlanta or not because I don't keep up with that shit anymore like I used to

But if they haven't already played here
I think I might go backstage

THEY ARE AWESOME IN CONCERT

>>939331685 (OP)
Cool blog post

>>939333080

I took the Liberty of fixing that for you

It's really simple
a perceived lack of control
over an adult situation
while you were a child

I'M GLAD I HAD THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SET YOU STRAIGHT

>>939333194
lemme post some porn for your diseased-ridden brain.

>>939333263

It's interesting how many people incorrectly think OCD is a psychiatric disorder

when it's actually the complete opposite

IT'S NOTHING BUT A BEHAVIORAL DISORDER

....... IT'S A BEHAVIOR

BEHAVING WEIRDLY

completely preventable
voluntary
a decision

a decision to continue behaving like a douchebag

>>939332869
mom? dad? I am just taking my grandparents for a night out since they're visiting. I don't get to see them much plus they're in their 80s already. Not really sure how that might be weird.

psychiatric disorders are involuntary

there's absolutely nothing involuntary about BEHAVING WEIRDLY

>>939333579

(I can't imagine it not being weird fucking the shit out of your grandmother in a hotel room after the concert)

>>939331809
>Eating THC the effects are greatly diminished.
You absorb more of it, because acids do not significantly* decay THC, or it's related molecules. Your liver turns THC into 11-OH-THC, which is far more potent molecule.
It has lower "peak concentrations," but they're not lower than the increase in potency offered by 11-OH-THC, which means you have higher reactivity. You get more high from edibles, but it takes longer, and the edible will likely show up less on a future weed-test, while getting you higher for longer.

Edibles are for people who go to work high, and can't afford a moment to hit a pen, or for someone trying to see the moon, since it's far far easier to absorb far more THC through an edible than it would be to get an equivalent amount through inhalation; see Joli's 1 Gram Dab aftermath. If he ate that gram, he would have lost less to the air; you only absorb for as long as you hold your breath, and the absorption rate makes the average efficiency for inhalation around 10-17%.

>>939331809
most companies decarboxylate thc in commercial edibles which makes it orally available
you should learn a bit more about chemistry if you want to speak on it

>>939331809
Kek. People can't be this ignorant.

>>939333800

I didn't stutter, you stupid fucking piece of shit

And I know all about the decarboxylation you stupid fucking sack of pus

AGAIN:
EATING THC GIVES DIMINISHED INTOXICATION

and the majority of people report stomach upset afterwards

You are a fucking idiot

>>939333931

speaking of you being a stupid sack of shit

job...... McDonald's is hiring

>>939333556
"Behavioral Disorder"
Thia term isn't a psychiatric term. Also, OCD isn't a behavioral disorder until it disrupts a classroom. According to the DSM5, it's a Compulsion Disorder, similar to Hoarding, which we would all agree requires vast mental health upset for someone to be so unable to throw things away that they would live in a home that has hallways made of trash, Body DYSMORPHIC* Disorder, which is the unhealthy obsession with a perceived flaw that is either non-real, minor, or others wouldn't notice, or Trichotillomania, the disorder where people obsessively pick or pull their own hairs, often making themselves bald.

The distinction exists because something like ODD would be a behavioral disorder. Frankly, Behavioral Disorders as a concept is pretty unscientific, since it lumps dissimilar features into one group, so long as those features disrupt the normal proceedings of a classroom setting, they're likely a Behavioral Disorder, whether that be physical violence caused by CD, or Psychopathy, or just someone who fidgets because they have ADD or OCD, or even someone who always draws 10 squares on their page because they feel like they'd die if they didn't (also OCD.)

>>939334121

a COMPULSION IS A BEHAVIOR YOU STUPID FUCKING SACK OF SHIT

>>939331685 (OP)
Sounds like a bad idea. You should do it.

>>939334077
You don't have to stutter to be wrong.
>>939333747

>>939334121

lol

you're a fucking idiot

>>939334149
>A Compulsion is a behavior
No, a Compulsion isn't a behavior. Addiction is a Compulsion disorder.

>>939334077
yelling doesn't make you any less stupid or wrong
decent people with real character admit when they're wrong
and then there's you, always wrong, never right, angry, stupid, smelly
i am guessing about that last one

>>939334121

ITS THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF AN ORGANIC PAYCHIATRIC DISORDER

and you're the polar opposite of an employed heterosexual

>>939333556
OCD is an anxiety disorder
medical anxiety, not your parent's anxiety over you never having a girlfriend

>>939334195
CAPS doesn't indicate shouting
or anger
you're a linear thinking BORE
with no vagina in your life
(girls find you boring)
McDONALDS IS HIRING, LAZY PARASITE

>>939334233

lol so in other words

A BEHAVIORAL DISORDER

got it, faggot

>>939334233
I'll be sure to tell my kids your theory

UNEMPLOYED LAZY PARASITE

>>939334183
ADDICTION IS A LACK OF WILLPOWER, FAGGOT

unless you're talking about physical dependency

which has nothing to do with compulsions

lack of willpower

BEHAVIORAL DISORDER

Just because you read the DSM-5

doesn't make you knowledgeable
OBVIOUSLY

because you got everything wrong so far

I mean, You think you got it correct

But you don't realize you were putting your foot into your mouth

>>939334233

go dazzle the manager at McDonald's with your misunderstanding of human psychology while you're filling out a job application today

compulsion: a inner desire to BEHAVE WEIRD

people with Parkinson's can't control their shaking behavior But people with OCD are fully capable of controlling their pathetic behavior

WAAAHHHHH!!!
I HAD NO CONTROL OVER MY PARENTS FIGHTING WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY

WAAAHHHHH!!!! SO I EXERT NEEDLESS CONTROL OVER THINGS IN MY LIFE TO DEAL WITH MY INABILITY TO OVERCOME MY EMOTIONAL WEAKNESS

>>939334631
an*

>>939334121

Trichotillomania:

thought using a big word with going to impress people

That's most often associated with chemical psychosis, namely methamphetamine abuse

MCDONALD'S IS STILL HIRING

>>939334705

correct

I'm using speech to text
So you'll see even more typos

>>939334705

and chemical psychosis has nothing to do with organic psychiatric disorders

So you'll have a hard time finding a schizophrenic patient or a bipolar patient picking up their skin

But you'll have an easy time finding meth tweakers doing it>>939334711

compulsion:

I keep wanting to behave weird
I tried to control it
I keep desiring
WANTING to behave weird

>>939334594
you're literally a retard
shove it up your ass lol

>>939334802

how's it feel to have your ass handed to you dipshit?

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A JOB FUCK FACE?

>>939334824
I am wealthy enough to not have to work to pay the bills and don't need a job
you on the other hand are obviously mentally ill and I feel for your mental illness and the struggles that are obviously too much for you to handle

>>939334868

WHATS YOUR UNEMPLOYED BUM DIAGNOSIS, DR. GAMING CHAIR WITH NO GIRLFRIEND?

>>939334751
you know how to make meth?

>>939334868

AGAIN, YOU UNEMPLOYED BUM:

WHATS YOUR DIAGNOSIS, CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL ?

>>939334937
no

but I painted an Elvis portrait for Aaron Paul

>>939334868


AGAIN: DR. GAMING CHAIR MASTURBATOR

WHATS YOUR DIAGNOSIS?

WHATS MY 'MENTAL ILLNESS', YOU UNEMPLOYED LAZY OARASITE MOOCH NIGGER?

>>939334937
turns out his mom named him after ELVIS AARON PRESLEY

>>939334942
>>939335008
kek
>this is your brain on trump

>>939334868
>I'm wealthy enou........

NOPE
YOUR PARENTS ARE
YOUR MOTHER IS

YOU....
DONT ...
HAVE ..
A JOB

NIGGERLIPS

you're a parasite

>>939334868

a PROGLOTTID is the egg sack that wiggles out of a dog's asshole

But deep inside the dog the tapeworm remains

And if one of those tapeworms told me
"I PLAY FETCH WITH HUMANS"

He would be lying

his HOST might play fetch with humans
but HE is nothing more than a tapeworm

Your parents might have money

BUT YOU ARE A FUCKING TAPEWORM ATTACHED TO THEM LIKE A FUCKING PARASITE

and any activity you have mustered so far is equivalent to the proglottid egg sack which wiggles out of the dog's asshole and almost appears to have a mind of its own

It almost appears to be independent

almost appears to be its own entity

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING,
YOU PARASITIC EGG SACK

>>939335051

I haven't voted since 1992 you pompous inexperienced pseudo-educated unemployed lazy fucking tapeworm with no girlfriend who spends every weekend masturbating himself to sleep in his mommy's spare bedroom

Just like the proglottid, You wiggle around independently

to the uninitiated observer
It might appear as if you are fully functional

But upon closer inspection

we discover....

IT'S JUST AN EGG SACK
IT'S A TAPEWORM BASICALLY JACKING OFF

DUMPING ITS EGGS

FROM THE SAFETY OF ITS MOMMIES SPARE BEDROOM

(THE EQUIVALENT OF A DOG'S INTESTINES)

YOU HAVE NO PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU

thank God you've got such a high opinion of yourself

But that doesn't even balance out ONE woman's opinion about you

what about the other four billion women?

how many self entitled biased opinions about yourself can you muster today?

4 billion women don't like you
they think you are irrelevant

And I'm going to take their word for it

>>939331685 (OP)

thanks for making this thread and inviting me to enhance it

by the way I think it's very classy of you to take your grandparents to see yo-Yo ma

I simply been poking fun at you today just ON A GOOF

literally just poking at you for no reason just being silly

but in reality...
Believe it or not....
from the minute you created this thread...

I realized you're actually a highly intelligent guy with a lot of class and you're a good man

And the concert will actually be awesome because Yo-Yo ma is talented as FUCK

to say he's talented is an understatement

It's going to be awesome

and you're correct. You've got a very limited amount of time to create more memories between you and your grandparents

Time flies so fast
enjoy every minute
Cherish every second of that concert

And be sure to make physical contact with both of them

hugging them and gently touching their shoulder as you whisper in their ear and cater to them and get them another glass of wine at dinner

You're going to take them to dinner, correct?

And don't be cheap

This is your opportunity to create the best memory of them all

I ACTUALLY ENVY YOU RIGHT NOW

HAVE FUN DUDE

>>939331685 (OP)
also as previously mentioned

I use speech to text so please forgive any typos

I am a stickler for proper grammar
But I'm also lazy
So I use speech to text these days

I'm old as fuck so I've earned the right to do whatever the fuck I want to do

MY GRANDPARENTS ARE GONE
MY PARENTS ARE GONE
THIS WILL BE
YOUR OPPORTUNITY
TO CREATE
THE BEST MEMORY YET

And you will have the rest of your life to reflect on it

TAKE THEM TO A REALLY REALLY GOOD RESTAURANT, SIR... AND INSIST THEY HAVE A GLASS OF WINE WITH YOU WHILE YOU BREAK BREAD

>>939331685 (OP)


............. you should take them to TWELVE for dinner

>>939331685 (OP)
would you like me to make reservations for you at TWELVE?

a party of three, correct?

>>939331685 (OP)

secret insider secret:

lol

no shit... you wanna make them smile?

be sure to call one of them 'kiddo' on the way to the show

trust me.
this is 'old person' insider advice
from personal experience

they'll smile (later that night after the concert)

but it'll also remind them
to have fun
seriously

it's subtle
and it has a huge impact

I've used it many times before
with older people
and they ALWAYS
feel better hearing it

just say it in passing, without focusing on what you just said ..

like, "that's right, kiddo! and I'm paying for the dinner" and keep talking

you'll see

its a secret weapon to make them smile later

once, when I was in my 20s
I was working for an organized crime guy
who owned strip clubs and ran prostitution

and it was his birthday
and all his employees had bought him gifts

but I didn't buy anything

instead, I entered his office (downstairs under a literal whorehouse on Cheshire bridge road) and patted him on the shoulder and said "WHATS UP, KIDDO?"

and flopped myself down in a big chair

AND HE TURNED TO HIS OTHER EMPLOYEES

(100% true)

and said
"SEE WHAT HE JUST DID? WHY COULDNT YOU GIYS DO THAT?!!"

I swear that's 100% true
absolutely fucking true

he was more pleased by me saying WHATS UP, KIDDO? than any of the presents they bought

so I started using that trick with old people and it always makes them feel good

no shit

that story is true

................................ it works
and it's so easy

it's SOOOOO easy

and it reminds them that they're just kids that time played a trick on

it gives them permission to feel young for a while

it's one of THE most effective techniques over ever used