Thread 939336655

The cybertruck can fit a full size grown man. Cope harder.

>>939336655 (OP)
How many Chinese people can it fit?

>>939336655 (OP)
I'm taller than him. You couldn't hide my body as easily

>>939336655 (OP)
Its made of aluminum, and will fall apart like Jenga piece. Also has no torque for hauling.
So essentially it's a neutered truck. Not to mention the crappy battery.
Hard pass.

>>939336791
That’s steel bruh

Coincidentally, a pugs favorite vehicle is the cybertruck

>>939337084
The chassis is aluminum. The frame for the tow hitch is aluminum and several tests have shown it gets stress fractured and breaks off.

Cybertruck isn't a real truck. It is for faggots to LARP and draw attention to themselves.

>>939336655 (OP)
>bed length: 5.9'
>manlet fits
That's shorter than a Tacoma bed and shorter than any other full size truck bed that isn't a quad-cab.

>>939336655 (OP)
You could probably gain another foot if you didn't have that gay roll-top desk.

>>939337084
No. Its axle and frame are aluminum. Not only did that cheap ass cut corners on the truck, but imagine where else he's chinsing out on.
The body has some steel plating, but that "truck" is a piece of shit.

>>939336655 (OP)
i dont think the type of man to buy a cybertruck is a full grown man

>>939337809
It really makes no sense. The chassis itself can't support the truck, it needs it's stainless panels to strengthen it. So someone backs into you at a gas station and pushes in a fender, and now it puts stress on the cast aluminum frame underneath, which it can't take. Like, do it the other way around, nigger.

I can’t wait to kidnap Nuri

>>939337829
its for the rich.

>>939341391
It’s not even expensive. Most new vehicles cost more

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>>939343040
>Most new vehicles cost more
Say what? I'm still buying cars in the 20s-30s. Even a base F150 is under 40k, and you can actually do stuff with it. Like everything else Musk does, it's a luxury.

>>939347038
Good luck finding an f150 that can drive itself

>>939336655 (OP)
doesnt look high enough for the cyberbike, what happened elon?
>preset captcha

>>939348205
Good luck find a Tesla that can. Can't seem to get past that Lvl 2 that keeps hitting kids and cyclists and parked trucks.

>>939336655 (OP)
It'll also lock you in and cremate your body after a minor fender bender.

By all means, please get one, OP

>>939337809
Cope harder

>>939348205
>most new vehicles can drive themselves
Nigger, the only car I know of that can actually drive itself more than half-assed is Mercedes.

>>939338085
WTF are you doing at a petrol station if you're driving a Cybertruck?

>>939352899
Gettin' more greasy snack for the next 120 miles!

>>939352422
Okay so you’re just retarded

>>939353101
Benz are the only ones who went absolutely nuts with sensors, and they stand by it by taking full responsibility for any and all accidents caused by their system.

>>939352899
I don't know how they do things in Bongland but that's where the chargers are. Who do you think runs the renewables scam? Certainly not the oil companies, right?

>>939348205
The most useless feature? Pass

>>939354859
Enjoy driving in this retard

enjoy driving in this retard

>>939357840
Thankfully im going to get a tesla and won’t have to worry about it

Good morning everyone

>>939355985
Not everywhere has as terrible road planning/infrastructure as LA or whatever other urban rat maze shithole that is. In fact, if you can afford a Tesla, I would hope you first put money towards living anywhere but the cyberpunk dystopia in your picture.

>>939358365
Like where

>>939358276
Good morning Nuri. There were like 15 threads today, and someone also wanted to brutally murder your husband and make off with you

>>939358574
That doesn’t seem like Shane lol

>>939358963
It's alright, I got first dibs, so we're good.

How's your day been though? Alright for the most part?

>>939359252
About to kill myself but yeah I’m alive, how about you

>>939359344
hi nuri please post soles and please don't kill yourself, thanks!

>>939359409
You don’t understand, I may or may not have a gluten allergy and I’m gonna actually kill myself if I can’t eat pasta

>>939359344
I'm ok, thank you. Kinda a long day, and tomorrow probably will be as well, but otherwise alright atm.
You guys got any fun plans for the weekend?

>>939359470
boner alert

>>939359470
And I may or may not have a Nuri addiction and will kill myself if I can't see more of you

>>939359470
oh that sucks. are you only now discovering it? or can they just develop out of nowhere? and holy fuck that's hot.

>>939359483
No, never.
>>939359499
spoing
>>939359535
I probably won’t kill myself, it could also just be anxiety
>>939359536
I dunno my tummy just keeps hurting every time I eat something with gluten. Also thank you <3

Enjoy driving in this retard

>>939359673
i'd drive in that

>>939359642
maybe you're eating wrong? describe your eating process

>>939359673
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS??
>>939359696
I chomp, I chew, I swallow. I think that’s about it

>>939359642
Well no plans can be fun too ;)

I am sorry about your apparent allergy though, that kinda sucks. Maybe you could try some gluten free pasta and stuff to make sure?

nuri i volunteer to extract the gluten out of your pasta and bread and baby bird it back into your mouth anytime you need it

>>939359758
No way
>>939359770
I thought the whole point was to not eat gluten

>>939359915
Gluten free food isn't that bad though to be fair. It's like 90% the same stuff

>>939360131
You’re lying to me right here and now

>>939360131
It is hilarious to me that the only complaint people have about the Cybertruck is its looks.

>>939360164
I swear on all my digits!
I think it's a little more expensive though, so that's probably not as good...

>>939360269
I think it’s ugly but it drives great
>>939360286
Less ingredients and costs more?? Sign me up

>>939360269
I think it looks cool, personally. It has a very unique appearance, and I appreciate that.

>>939360312
Yeaaah, I know... That's business for you lol.
It's alright, it just means you'll like the lifetime supply of premium gluten free ramen I'll send you even more ;)

>>939360269
aren't there also complaints about the build quality and towing?
the driving experience is meant to be nice

>>939354859
Retard

>>939361689
Literally

Pugs prefer the quiet ride of a cybertruck

>>939359470
those look like children's feet, which if they are i wonder if this qualifies as child porn? the definition at least in the us has less to do with whats shown and more to do with the context. i.e. nudity, contrary to popular belief, is perfectly legal so long as it isn't sexualized. this was obviously posted for someone to fap to, but not explicitly stated so i wonder how the law would interpret?

that being said i'm thinking its more likely just a adult with childish feet.