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Anonymous No.939337632 [Report] >>939338387 >>939340752 >>939345759 >>939350524
POV ur the Arby, and Chief hands you the Boof so you can both Finish the Fight
Anonymous No.939337726 [Report] >>939345784
They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't.

>The Boof
Anonymous No.939338387 [Report] >>939338928
>>939337632 (OP)
I'm the Arby's??
Anonymous No.939338928 [Report] >>939339142
>>939338387
Yes
Anonymous No.939339142 [Report]
>>939338928
Sweet
Anonymous No.939339912 [Report]
Shane was off of 4chan for a couple hours and no new bbc threads were made. He comes back and instantly 6 were made.


What did he mean by this
Anonymous No.939340752 [Report]
>>939337632 (OP)
Anonymous No.939341222 [Report] >>939341635
Wait, is this the thread™?
Anonymous No.939341437 [Report]
Anonymous No.939341635 [Report] >>939341713
>>939341222
Aren’t they all?
Anonymous No.939341713 [Report] >>939342060
>>939341635
I dunno. I'm confused and mildly bored lol
Anonymous No.939342060 [Report] >>939342531
>>939341713
Aren’t we all
Anonymous No.939342531 [Report] >>939342964
>>939342060
I know I am...

Did you know ebay is racist by the way?
Anonymous No.939342964 [Report] >>939343330
>>939342531
It’s jewish so yeah
Anonymous No.939343330 [Report]
>>939342964
Yeah, so I know a guy who had an old bottle of aunt jemima syrup from befote they redesigned the label, and he wanted to list it on there as like a collector's item or whatever. Then like a day later, ebay took down the listing because they said it was too offensive for having the black woman on the bottle.

Shit's crazy bro
Anonymous No.939344032 [Report] >>939344874
nump
Anonymous No.939344874 [Report] >>939345970
>>939344032
Nump?
Anonymous No.939345759 [Report]
>>939337632 (OP)
>hit too much
>fuck this master chief guy smokes some crazy high % shit
>start getting paranoid
>missing shots i should easily make
>chief is driving like an absolute maniac
>noticeably worse than when we started mission
>keeps driving off edge and starching us both
>don't want to say anything because he might flip his shit and kill me
>just mumble some shit like "were it so easy", or whatever comes to mind
Anonymous No.939345784 [Report]
>>939337726
this narration was super cringe when i heard it the first time
Anonymous No.939345970 [Report] >>939346307
>>939344874
Nuri bump
Anonymous No.939346307 [Report] >>939346620
>>939345970
Oh. I don't think she's here at the moment
Anonymous No.939346620 [Report] >>939347307
>>939346307
A nigga can hope
Anonymous No.939346634 [Report] >>939347307
I’d suck Tesla’s dick just for a chance to taste her nectar
Anonymous No.939347307 [Report] >>939348593
>>939346620
True. She might come by maybe

>>939346634
He's cool and all, but I dunno if I'd go that far
Anonymous No.939347354 [Report] >>939347409
I'm banned from /v/ so thanks anon
Anonymous No.939347409 [Report] >>939348642
>>939347354
you deserve it
Anonymous No.939348593 [Report] >>939349626
>>939347307
How would you know, he’s never even here
Anonymous No.939348642 [Report]
>>939347409
Everyone there deserves it
Anonymous No.939349626 [Report]
>>939348593
Nuri's said before that he lurks /b/ sometimes, and he's been on here longer than I've been alive. That's pretty cool in my opinion
Anonymous No.939350524 [Report]
>>939337632 (OP)
the last fucking thing a gi wants is to see a fucking arby's employee put on his shoulders.
Anonymous No.939350528 [Report] >>939351142
Tesla, if you read this, im gonna take Nuri when you die
Anonymous No.939351142 [Report]
>>939350528
Hey now, I have dibs.

I get her after he dies, and you can get her after I die in a boating incident