Thread 939337632

POV ur the Arby, and Chief hands you the Boof so you can both Finish the Fight

They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't.

>The Boof

>>939337632 (OP)
I'm the Arby's??

>>939338387
Yes

>>939338928
Sweet

Shane was off of 4chan for a couple hours and no new bbc threads were made. He comes back and instantly 6 were made.


What did he mean by this

Wait, is this the thread™?

>>939341222
Aren’t they all?

>>939341635
I dunno. I'm confused and mildly bored lol

>>939341713
Aren’t we all

>>939342060
I know I am...

Did you know ebay is racist by the way?

>>939342531
It’s jewish so yeah

>>939342964
Yeah, so I know a guy who had an old bottle of aunt jemima syrup from befote they redesigned the label, and he wanted to list it on there as like a collector's item or whatever. Then like a day later, ebay took down the listing because they said it was too offensive for having the black woman on the bottle.

Shit's crazy bro

nump

>>939344032
Nump?

>>939337632 (OP)
>hit too much
>fuck this master chief guy smokes some crazy high % shit
>start getting paranoid
>missing shots i should easily make
>chief is driving like an absolute maniac
>noticeably worse than when we started mission
>keeps driving off edge and starching us both
>don't want to say anything because he might flip his shit and kill me
>just mumble some shit like "were it so easy", or whatever comes to mind

>>939337726
this narration was super cringe when i heard it the first time

>>939344874
Nuri bump

>>939345970
Oh. I don't think she's here at the moment

>>939346307
A nigga can hope

I’d suck Tesla’s dick just for a chance to taste her nectar

>>939346620
True. She might come by maybe

>>939346634
He's cool and all, but I dunno if I'd go that far

I'm banned from /v/ so thanks anon

>>939347354
you deserve it

>>939347307
How would you know, he’s never even here

>>939347409
Everyone there deserves it

>>939348593
Nuri's said before that he lurks /b/ sometimes, and he's been on here longer than I've been alive. That's pretty cool in my opinion

>>939337632 (OP)
the last fucking thing a gi wants is to see a fucking arby's employee put on his shoulders.

Tesla, if you read this, im gonna take Nuri when you die

>>939350528
Hey now, I have dibs.

I get her after he dies, and you can get her after I die in a boating incident