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Anonymous No.939338068 >>939338546 >>939341734
cozy gay bread
cuz we like gay boys so much ^^
Anonymous No.939338199
i love men so much
i love how they keep us safe
i love how they have emotions that they only show to those they trust most
i love how strong they are
i love how honest they are
i love you all <3
Curly No.939338346 >>939339139 >>939340297
Yooo
Luxemboy No.939338546 >>939338848
>>939338068 (OP)
Home now, gonna prep hehe... Hmmm let's see what you've written in the previous thread...

O_O what's this???
Anonymous No.939338848 >>939340297
>>939338546
what are you doing here
Anonymous No.939339139 >>939341908
>>939338346
CURLY IN THE HOUSE
Anonymous No.939339408 >>939340297
my life would suck without you by kelly clarkson came on and he comes the waterworks at work i hate my life it’ll never be complete now that my ex is gone can’t see screen BAIIIIIII (_ _).。o○ :(
Luxemboy No.939340297 >>939341625 >>939344569
>>939338346
Ayyyyy Curly! We just tried that lifted position in the shower and it worked but it did feel risky. One slip up and my head would've crushed his chin xD But it was quite fun to be lifted and getting secksed at the same time!
>>939338848
>>939339408
Hey kitty-anon, you're a great, enthusiastic and cute guy. I'm positive you'll have the time of your life if you find someone who matches your energy. Ik that's easier said than done and it might take a lot of time to get over an ex (again, my own inexperience speaking here) - but don't give up. You're definitely a great guy for someone out there.
Curly No.939341625
>>939340297
Nice glad I could help
Anonymous No.939341734 >>939342174 >>939342922 >>939343724
>>939338068 (OP)
Only when the look like girls, I'm afraid. I'm gay lite.
Curly No.939341908
>>939339139
<3
Anonymous No.939342174 >>939342922 >>939343726
>>939341734
Girly boys are best.
Luxemboy No.939342922 >>939347462
Lmao now I suddenly got a dm on facebook by a girl I haven't seen in like 10 years going like "OMGGGG DID I JUST SEE YOU HOLDING HANDS WITH A GUY AT THE PLACE D'ARMES?! YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A DAY!!! WE NEED TO CATCH UP!!!"
> Thanks for confirming that I look 13 even though I'm 23? XD
But if she hasn't changed either then this will spread like wildfire and she will organise a school reunion :') It was always said that if you want news to spread fast, you have to tell her that it's a secret.
>>939341734
>>939342174
Not judging btw, don't get me wrong, I'm just curious. But now that I think of it - are you only looking for short term? I may still look young for my age (albeit not girly, I'm clearly a guy not a femboy)... but doesn't youngness and femininity fade with age? Eventually I'll meet my twink death - as will all twinks and femboys eventually do. Will you no longer like them at that point?
Anonymous No.939343100 >>939343126
I simply wish to be locked in chastity and taken to pound town by a group of got hung men for a weekend and be their cumdump then go back to regular life. Is that so much to ask?
Anonymous No.939343126
>>939343100
*hot hung men
Anonymous No.939343171
based gay thread
Curly No.939343724 >>939345782 >>939347462
>>939341734
I think that it’s okay to like feminine men but you need to have realistic standards.
Personally I enjoy twinks/femboys but I would much rather them be more comfortable with themselves. Like obviously taking care of your health and skincare is a factor as well as genetics but I wouldn’t force them to be that 100% of the time. I just want them to be happy and to genuinely lovely.
Anonymous No.939343726 >>939344026
>>939342174
I can go either way. I'm fine with androgynous or twinky guys but hairy guys and dad bods are hot too
Anonymous No.939343761 >>939344155 >>939344472
hey normies are you all unloved and lonely
type a Reddit tier story out explaining why you are gay
Anonymous No.939344026
>>939343726
Eh, I already have the hairy dad bod, so its the androgynous/twinky for me.
Luxemboy No.939344155 >>939344497
>>939343761
> hey normies are you all unloved and lonely
I'm loved and being massaged right now :3
> type a Reddit tier story out explaining why you are gay
First of all, being gay is EPIC and being straight is so BOOOOOORING plus I am way too neurodivergent to be straight teehee XD XD XD And my Irish bf is so heckin awesome because first of all he's Irish so he hates British Imperialism and while he's big and strong he likes to bottom sometimes to counter TOXIC MASCULINITY and to get more in touch with his feminine side. Did I tell you he is Irish? Haha come out ye black and tans! Fuck the English! Free Palestine! Actually, we're both non-binary so we can technically also double as lesbians. What's that? You disagree with me on a futile political talking point? Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel! Insecure much? Oh it seems like my post has gotten a heckin chonky awarderino, thank you for the gold, kind stranger!!!

I wanna kill myself after typing this... Giving my bf who is reading this over my shoulder permission to choke me out until I no longer breAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.939344457
Anonymous No.939344472
>>939343761
>hey normies are you all unloved and lonely
yes, newly unloved and lonely after nearly 8 years (≧∀≦) looking back i was likely never loved but IDK
>type a Reddit tier story out explaining why you are gay
honestly i wonder this all the time. obviously i was “born this way” but if not, guys are just cute and i love them. i never fit in with them growing up since i was a bit more girly and quiet so getting to feel close to them as an adult feels so healing. also wouldn’t be surprised if having an abusive mom helped. my dad once famously said he’d be gay too if he had my mom as his mom.
Anonymous No.939344497 >>939344743
>>939344155
i hope he choked you, and turned off the coffee machine after you posted this. calm down lil guy ;P
Anonymous No.939344569 >>939344743
>>939340297
thank you so so much, that means a lot :3
Luxemboy No.939344743 >>939344809 >>939345315
>>939344497
Don't worry, it was all ironic because he asked me to go reddit-tier xD But ouch... my throat hurts now. This guy really doesn't know how strong he is and how fragile I am... Maybe I need to get that as a trap stamp tattoo "FRAGILE - HANDLE WITH CARE" but noooooo I am deadly afraid of needles. I might sound selfish now but I didn't get the covid vaccines not because of some kind of theories (honestly nowadays idk what to believe anymore so I stopped caring about politics) but simply because the only thing I ever want to stab me is my bf with his cocque. Needles and knives are big no-no. Took me a while to trust my own dexterity when handling a knife in the kitchen.
>>939344569
Guess what?! *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET*
Curly No.939344809 >>939345305 >>939345379
>>939344743
If you did get a “Fragile” tattoo he should get one that says “Heavy Load”
Anonymous No.939344888 >>939344915 >>939344943 >>939345483
Do you think hasan is hot?
Curly No.939344915
>>939344888
He’s not really my cup of tea though I would say he’s fairly handsome
Anonymous No.939344943
>>939344888
no
Anonymous No.939345095 >>939345483
Anonymous No.939345202 >>939345305
Lost my virginity to an older man i met on grindr, i was in my early teens. One of the most exciting things iv done to think abt
Ama
Luxemboy No.939345305 >>939345379 >>939345535
>>939344809
Haha, getting matching ones :') He's also tattooless, but his reasoning is that he can never stick to a tattoo idea for long enough to want it forever. Now I did get an idea... I'm gonna grab my perma marker and write "Property of Henri de la [Surname]" on his ass cheeks >:3 Wonder how he will retaliate against that hehe. Knowing him he will probably write something on my arm that I just can't cover up with my shirt... let's find out!
>>939345202
> AMA
How do you prefer steak? Blue, rare, medium or well done?
Anonymous No.939345315 >>939345483
>>939344743
>honestly nowadays idk what to believe anymore so I stopped caring about politics
saame it’s so hard to keep up and its scary to feel like i might be supporting the wrong side or disappointing people i know that sounds bad but it’s genuinely such a scary space, i don’t watch the news anymore
>cocque
regardless of if it was intentional the way you spelled that cracked me up LOL.
>Guess what?! *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET*
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
ah wait too hard TOO HARD CALM DOWN
Anonymous No.939345379 >>939345483 >>939345623 >>939346367
>>939344809
LOL i love this idea
>>939345305
OMG do it in his sleep and see how long, if ever, it takes him to notice hehe… wait is that bad
also i like my steak well done because meat is usually gross to me so i need all of it burnt up ∩^ω^∩
Luxemboy No.939345483
>>939344888
Isn't that one of those popular political lefttubers? Hasan Ali? Idk him that well.
>>939345095
What in the Alabama is happening in the top right panel?
>>939345315
*PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET**PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET**PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET**PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET* *PET*
>>939345379
Even though he doesn't move a lot in his sleep and can sleep through any sound, if you unexpectedly touch him he jolts up. That's not gonna work xD I'm just gonna tell him it's a cute drawing.
Anonymous No.939345535 >>939345623
>>939345305
I like my steak medium
Luxemboy No.939345623
>>939345379
> also i like my steak well done because meat is usually gross to me so i need all of it burnt up
Btw in that case I'd avoid just eating the meat at all or go for a cheap cut such as shank, flank, flat iron or chuck. Will all taste nearly the same when cooked to fuck but can save you a lot of money.
>>939345535
Nice, I want it blue (I will catch parasites but idc)
Anonymous No.939345782
>>939343724
thiss 100%
Curly No.939345923
Mood
https://youtu.be/hW3NVZDG_eQ?si=l3VHT1KzGUVVvUAH
Anonymous No.939345941 >>939346170 >>939346358
Half the thread reads like discount tr00n blogposts.
Don't you have /tttt/ for that shit?
Curly No.939346170
>>939345941
I don’t know what to tell you.
I’m just here to vibe.
Curly No.939346347 >>939346566
Anonymous No.939346358
>>939345941
we’re gay boys not trannies nigga.
Luxemboy No.939346367 >>939346765
>>939345379
Fuuuuuuuuck that backfired. I wrote it on his cheeks, he went to look in the mirror and said "Well now you've done it... So ya have... Come here you!" What followed was an intense chase of... well... 7 seconds. AND NOW MY NECK IS COVERED IN FIVE HICKEYS!!! Jesus Christ I look like a domestic violence victim!!!

OH NO I FORGOT THAT I AM GOING OUT WITH HIM, MY PARENTS AND MY SIBLINGS TOMORROW OH NO OH NO OH NO. It's gonna be 17-18C tomorrow where we're going so I think I could pull off a hoodie... But it will still be visible Q_Q I'm gonna be the laughing stock for the entire dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Q_Q
Luxemboy No.939346566 >>939346730
>>939346347
There there... at it again with the bondage?
Curly No.939346730 >>939346783
>>939346566
I’m definitely not that cute looking…
Though I’m a sucker for it.
Anonymous No.939346765 >>939346920
>>939346367
serves you right ;P although i apologize for endorsing your behavior, it’s funny seeing him get payback hehe
Anonymous No.939346783 >>939346920 >>939346942
>>939346730
i’d love to tie you up and hurt you a bit and make you do things that’ll make you blush
Luxemboy No.939346920 >>939347051
>>939346783
Let's all join forces together to tie Curly up!
>>939346765
I dropped a grenade and got nuked in return xD It's funny how he thought for a second that I was *actually* mad even though I just pretended to be. All's good, I'm just wondering how in the hell I will explain this to my family :') And all of my siblings are old enough to know what a hickey is :/
Curly No.939346942 >>939347051
>>939346783
I’m usually the one in control so definitely would be very shy
Anonymous No.939347051 >>939347117 >>939347652
>>939346920
pick up some foundation or concealer that matches your skin tone to cover them or you could cover them with bandaids (if there’s a lot that might be even weirder though) orrrr you could wear your bf’s branding with pride ;P
>Let's all join forces together to tie Curly up!
ψ(`∇´)ψ
>>939346942
could you sit down for us buddy? <3
you’re blushing so much already it’s adorable
Curly No.939347117 >>939347164
>>939347051
Oh geez…
Anonymous No.939347164 >>939347414
>>939347117
it’s okay we aren’t going to hurt you too bad, we just want to play >:3
i’d love seeing you squirm and whimper
i’d probably start by licking your face and seeing how flustered you get
Curly No.939347414 >>939347440
>>939347164
Definitely would enjoy a bit of that I’d probably would be a bit anxious
Anonymous No.939347440 >>939347470
>>939347414
it’s okay i’d calm you by rubbing your back
you know you can trust us, we just want to play with you
*scratches down your back* does that sting at all?
Anonymous No.939347462 >>939347603 >>939347652
>>939342922
I'm the kind of person that is never looking for long term. I'm very very up front about that right from the beginning. My longest ever relationship was 4 months. It really only takes about 6 weeks to see all of the reasons that someone isn't worth the effort. Men and women alike. I have a terminal case of the boyfriends. Despite being 100% transparent about that, everyone still whines. I lose no sleep over it. >>939343724
I have the standards that I have. Again, I'm more likely to call you an Uber when we're done than fix you coffee in the morning.
Curly No.939347470 >>939348857
>>939347440
Probably would feel very good honestly I love back scratches
Curly No.939347603 >>939348305
>>939347462
Hmm fair enough I suppose I won’t judge but I am quite the opposite. I would wuite enjoy making them a breakfast sandwich and some coffee. I think it’s the least I could especially after some intense love making.
Luxemboy No.939347652 >>939348305 >>939348567
>>939347051
I hate make-up and that wouldn't work because we're being picked up early in the morning xD I will just proudly wear my battle scars. It's just that... even though I did get the "birds and the bees" talk and later also sex ed in school, I never actually talked with my parents about sexual stuff other than my coming out. And I mean, they're not dumb. They know we have sex. I think that they might've already thought we have been fucking since the first date lol. And it's normal to have sex... But still... it's still gonna be weird for them to see physical evidence of how their son has been ravaged the night before I guess xD Compare it to living at home and your parent finding a cum tissue or a used condom in the trash. Even though they know you jack off and/or have sex, it'd still be embarassing yaknow...
> ψ(`∇´)ψ
I recognise that emoticon... (picrel)
>>939347462
> I'm very very up front about that right from the beginning.
> Despite being 100% transparent about that, everyone still whines. I lose no sleep over it.
Yeah I'll agree with you here. Even though I'm 100% the opposite and only go for long-term, it's quite retarded if you literally spell it out for them and then they still act surprised xD That's on them. Communication is very important and those who fail to both speak up and listen will always fail at relationships. I wouldn't even call it a relationship if one party just flat-out ignores the boundaries that the other has set from the get-go. As long as you're honest, just do your thing :)
Anonymous No.939348305 >>939348671
>>939347603
>>939347652
Don't get me wrong, I'm a phenomenal cook, and intensely loving boyfriend figure. Brunches, day trips, the whole nine. But I keep everyone at arm's length. As long as they are content to stay there, everything is good. Biscuits and gravy every Sunday morning. But they all try to over step that line. And when they do, there's no going back. If they're looking for a deeper connection, they're doing so in the kiddie pool.
UwU anon No.939348514 >>939349281
I drink a big cup if hot chocolate now I'm sleepy, need to do history homework but I do it later
Anonymous No.939348567 >>939348671
>>939347652
*gulp* ahahaha
Luxemboy No.939348671 >>939348887
>>939348305
Ah, don't see that often but hey - if that works for you and they don't respect that, then it's indeed no use to continue those relationships.
>>939348567
*corrective spank on the head* Now be good! *pet*
Anonymous No.939348857 >>939350236
>>939347470
good ;P if you like it, give me a kiss and i’ll keep going.
Anonymous No.939348887
>>939348671
i will! i’m sorry i’m sorry :’3
Luxemboy No.939349281 >>939350777
>>939348514
History is easy. It all started with the birth of Jesus Christ who was the son of Mary and Julius Caesar. They were hunter-gatherers in a period known as the Renaissance. All went relatively well until the invention of the Ancient Greek Philosophy, with prominent figures such as Socrates, Plato, Aristotle and George Washington. Rising tensions eventually led to the rise of Islam under guidance of Muhammad, son of Aladdin. He fought valiantly in battles such as the Napoleonic Wars and World War II but eventually succumbed to the Black Plague. Meanwhile the Aztecs joined forces against Nazi China, eventually leading to the abolition of slavery and private property. There's also something about the creation of Switzerland, but you don't have to know that for the test.
Anonymous No.939350120 >>939350255 >>939350777
what’s the agenda for tonight guys?
Curly No.939350236 >>939350346
>>939348857
Whew just finished my workout cutie.
o3o
Curly No.939350255 >>939350346
>>939350120
Relax a bit after my workout and be horny
Anonymous No.939350346 >>939350420
>>939350236
>>939350255
:D
how many was it? let me massage you and get you nice and comfy. i’ll make you some peppermint tea too
Curly No.939350420 >>939351114
>>939350346
How many what?
Also some tea sounds lovely.
Cute how you remember my favorite btw
UwU anon No.939350777 >>939351178
>>939349281
That happens when you use a bunch of conversion mods for paradox games lol
>>939350120
>what’s the agenda for tonight guys?
Homework then daydream about gay stuff
Anonymous No.939351114 >>939351272
>>939350420
hehe ofc i remember ;P and oops i meant how was it lol
mmm i wanna hug you!
Anonymous No.939351178 >>939352568
>>939350777
what kinda gay stuff do you dream off? also holy digits
Curly No.939351272 >>939351641
>>939351114
It was a good workout thanks for asking.
Also that hug would feel might nice.
Been quite some time since I’ve been hugged by someone that wasn’t a relative.
Anonymous No.939351641 >>939352548
>>939351272
same here
i need to feel that warmth and protection <3
especially when you’re fresh off from working out it’d feel so intimate getting to feel you as you’re out of breath and sweaty
Curly No.939352548 >>939352795
>>939351641
Lol that’s usually how I am after a hard run to be honest. When it comes to heavy lifting I’m not too out of breath just very sweaty. But yeah I’d really enjoy that hug from you.
UwU anon No.939352568 >>939352813
Done with homework now UwU
>>939351178
>what kinda gay stuff do you dream off? also holy digits
Oh you know hand holding, kisses, getting pick up and cuddle :3
>777
My god it a sign
Anonymous No.939352795 >>939352845
>>939352548
do you think you have enough energy to pick me up :3
Anonymous No.939352813 >>939354164
>>939352568
hey welcome back!
ahh i love all of those things too :3
Curly No.939352845 >>939353206
>>939352795
Definitely would be able to.
Especially if I pin you to the wall
Anonymous No.939353206 >>939353562 >>939353623
>>939352845
the thought of that alone is making me pant
mmm please
and don’t let me out if i fight it! which even if i do, there’s no way i can overpower you
Curly No.939353562 >>939354317
>>939353206
I’d make sure to leave a few hickeys on you and just rub against you with my hard cock to tease you. I’d love to just make you all mine.
Anonymous No.939353623 >>939354317
>>939353206
we love you
UwU anon No.939354164
>>939352813
>hey welcome back!
Thanks anon :3
>ahh i love all of those things too :3
Hehe I mean who doesn't?
Anonymous No.939354317 >>939355475
>>939353562
i’d love to be all yours :) i’d be such a good boy and make you so proud and you’d keep me safe and held <3
i want to feel your big cock on my belly pulsating
>>939353623
:O who is this
Anonymous No.939355286 >>939355908
didn’t kms today like i planned ∩^ω^∩
Curly No.939355475
>>939354317
I’d send you something if I could cutie
Anonymous No.939355908 >>939356182
>>939355286
nooooo don't do it you're so cute haha
Anonymous No.939356182
>>939355908
really? (๑ω๑ )
Anonymous No.939356684 >>939357309
night night my lovelies :3
Curly No.939357309
>>939356684
Good night