Thread 939338148

ITT: The apocalypse is happening and this thread is a bunker. Dubs seals the bunker or opens it back up. 45 sets off the nukes.

>>939338148 (OP)
correction:

ITT: an unemployed lonely douchebucket is bored, so instead of looking for a job or a gf he creates one of the most boring threads of his life

rolling for nuclear apocalypse

>>939338148 (OP)
>45 sets off the nukes
Really, shouldn't it be 47?

>>939338255
>safe
>for now

>>939338255
The bunker is closed, don't let niggers in. I brought cigarettes.

MCDONALD'S........

THEYRE HIRING

you e obviously got way too much time on your hands

What happened to the choose your fate/adventure posts? Those were more fun and interactive.
Rolling to open the bunker back up btw

>>939338148 (OP)
in a way, you use your mother's spare bedroom as a bunker, don't you?

To be fair, this is literally my first attempt atrecreating one of these types of threads. Newfags wouldn't know about how much fun these used to be though.

>>939338339

>fun

buddy, you've obviously never had any pussy

if you think THIS is fun
you're a child

>>939338400
You're free to get blown up with the niggers if you want.
>doors open

I'm gonna go grab some beer and food real quick.

You guys wants ome porn mags while I'm out?

>>939338432

and you're free to GO TO MCDONALD'S AND FILL OUT A JOB APPLICATION

>>939338432

I'm curious ....

exactly how much does it cost your mother for you to sit on your ass in front of that effeminate little computer?

not just her internet bill, But the electrical bill and the food you eat out of her refrigerator

And all of the other little various in sundry costs associated with keeping your lazy ass alive in her spare bedroom?

>>939338470

grab some beer and food

almost like a grown up

>>939338589
Okay I'm back.

Flip your own soy wagie faggot. You talk about getting a job like
A) you have one instead of sponging neetbux
B) Like people who have them are just living great lives because of it.
You're in no position nor mindset to judge anyone or to impose your delussional antiquated moralities on anyone. Go fuck your pretenscious ass. I'm having fun and you can seethe about that all you want.

Don't worry about what it costs to enable me, you're not contributing to that pool in any fucking way.

Frankly, I doubt you're contributing to anything anywhere, nor anyone in any fucking way you kissless fucking incel.

>>939338833
>doors closed

Hi, can I bring my 3 cats?

>>939338863
Apparently not.

>>939338863
Nope. Doors are closed. Maybe if you deep fry them....

>>939338255
not two seconds go by without you fantasizing about Trump, huh?

Open

>>939339313
What did you bring anon?

Well I tried /b/. Sorry I couldn't help recapture the good feels.

>>939339313
>bunker
DUBS IS A GHETTO BOY WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVEN GO THERE?
>seals the bunker or opens it back up
I don't know
but Dubs is a bad choice for an apocalyp

>>939338148 (OP)
open up, I brought a twix

>>939339638
It's never the same

now that we're all here in this bunker, let me just yell the n word at the top of my lungs

>>939338854
LET ME IN
E
T

M
E

I
N

FINE
I'LL DRENCH THIS GODDAMN BUNKER IN SULPHURIC ACID

Rolled 6172 (1d10000)

I will be expecting my own private room - perhaps something like an overseers office.....

Chimps rushed in and ransacked the fap room. Going to be stuck here with no milk mama's and lolies. They're heading for level 13. Think they're going to try and activate the portal. Can't let that happen.

>>939338148 (OP)
close the damn door someone

So you said you were just coming by this bunker to "check on" a 14 year old girl.

You see how this looks, right?