Thread 939339016

Coming out of the sauna and this guy says "hey, nice cock, bud." What the hell was that.

>>939339016 (OP)
You've got a nice cock, bud.

>>939339016 (OP)
what is an OBVIOUSLY unemployed adult male with no girlfriend doing naked in a spa with other men on a work day?

>>939339016 (OP)

maybe if you found a job and stopped frequencing homosexual establishments, you might finally have an opportunity to pretend that you're heterosexual.. at least enough to convince your mother

>>939339016 (OP)

an invitation to gay sex

>>939339045
It's pretty average but I guess it's better than the old timers walking around with their saggy balls in full display.

>>939339016 (OP)

In fact....

with the exception of the 1978 through 1982 homosexual bathhouse faggots

You're the only man I've ever seen who actually mentioned the word SPA

F A G G O T

>>939339219

and the obviously unemployed obviously homosexual adult male initiates yet another conversation about penises with ANOTHER MAN online

But you never have any conversations with women

especially sexual conversations

they won't let you talk about penises. they'll slap you and call the police

So you come in here
with your fake stories
WANTING TO MASTURBATE WITH ANOTHER MAN ONLINE

If I left out any details please let me know

>>939339219
Lets give it a look, shall we?
I'm definitely NOT that sexy old guy from the sauna...
Come on, champ! Let's give it a looksie!

>>939339294
fucking kek. the old guys are always chill but boy oh boy do they don't give a fuck when it comes to privacy.

>>939339155
I'm gay and financially independent. Too bad your wagie projects everyone is a wagie.

>>939339432
spoken like a seasoned homosexual

>>939339445
LMAO i only had the screenshot
ty anon

>>939339529

lol of course you are, FAGGOT

of course you are ... lol

>>939339547
I made the video myself with a cheap AI app

>>939339585
oh lol
very nice anyway!

all I had was the photo as well

so I added the cigarette
and prompted
"gaming chair faggot moves in with old woman after Mom kicks him out of spare bedroom"

>>939339529

and I've never been a wagie

although For 10 years at the strip club they paid me by the hour on top of the tips I was making.. 10% of all the girls tips

But yeah.. I'm a professional illustrator, not a wage chump

and YOU HAVE DISCOUNT PHONE SERVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHEAP BUM

If you only knew how many times I've heard the words "I'm independently wealthy" from unemployed bums during a work day

>>939339609
lmao, I've never been in a sauna (I live in Europe and they aren't as common here as in North America), so I don't know how the men are over there, but when I'm on vacation and I go to one I end up in the locker room or

>>939339622
kek
I hope the original picture is real...

>>939339777

I'm pretty sure it's legit

>>939339016 (OP)
Did he ask you to take off your jacket?

>>939341186
Nah I was naked reaching for my towel.

>>939339016 (OP)
a homosexual man just flirted with you
just say politely decline his advances if you ain't into it
no reason to turn nasty

>>939339016 (OP)
his gaydar was lighting up like a christmas tree

(faggot)

>>939339016 (OP)
can't take honest compliment? the fuck is wrong with you?