You know what we need? We need a legit above the table website where people can hookup to fight to the death without the loser having to go to prison for murder. Since we can't get fucking suicide booths.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ixskugIPSSQ
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:19:14 AM
No.939351443
>>939351571
>>939351369 (OP)
just treat your depression anon
no use in throwing your life away over something you can over come
plus imagine two fucking sad losers fighting to the death
boring AF
should be reserved for well adjusted psychopaths trying to become modern day gladiators
c:
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:22:51 AM
No.939351571
>>939351443
It's not even depression. It's fucking frustration. ...and yeah... I thought about the prospect of both trying to throw the match, but image... image they were really trying to win. Wouldn't that be good TV.
>>939351369 (OP)
>We need a legit above the table website where people can hookup to fight to the death
The military pays you $80k/year to do this.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:24:43 AM
No.939351631
>>939351588
top kek and based
Imagine the irony of being rejected.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:26:14 AM
No.939351687
For what it's worth, I'm fine; just pissy. I am glad to see /b/ still embracing the teachings after all this time.
>kys
>t.newfag
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:39:42 AM
No.939352183
For those who haven't known me very long, one of my solid core principals is
>The only mercy is death.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:43:38 AM
No.939352310
Do I believe in God/gods? Yes. Do I believe God is merciful. Fuck no. Life is suffering. Do I believe God is pure good? No. God and the gods are the total dynamism of Balance deified. Life is suffering, but within the boundaries of mortality can be found great joys, pleasures, glory, and purpose. There's every potential for the suffering to be more than worth it. With that said, some of us are literally biologically incapable of happiness. People who think life should inherantly involve the pursuit of happiness are naieve. For those like me, I teach to seek Satisfaction when happiness was never an option. This outlook has served me well and I have endured great pains, toils, trials, and tribulations.
[NPRX2]
[MY0PMA]
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:45:58 AM
No.939352412
People who are prisoners to their trials and tribulations can never see the potentials I speak of. To put it simply, some of us are living life at different difficulties. You can literally look like a chronically diseased Freddy kreugar motherfucker... and that's just part of the trials you have the potential to overcome to find the reasons to live and to be grateful for the chance.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:47:52 AM
No.939352485
Sometimes I fuck depression in its ass, but I'll be damned if this world doesn't frustrate me to extreme points.
[NNPRGX]
DJ Leia:
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rAuaSoSNk&list=RDAMVMixskugIPSSQ
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:55:35 AM
No.939352816
Arbitrary trivia: Jews dump horse semen into the public water supply because they imagine it somehow taints us in the eyes of divinity in accordance with ideals of cleanliness and purity. Little do they realize it only makes them unclean for doing it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:56:56 AM
No.939352871
>Jokes on them, I'some of us are into that shit.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:59:15 AM
No.939352977
Yeah, everyone knows about the horsemeat in the McDonalds. Nobody gives a shit; it's McDonalds.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:00:38 AM
No.939353024
Imagine how it'd fuck them up to find out what /b/ would do if they found a fresh horsehead in their beds.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:03:44 AM
No.939353153
No fuckface, stating what you do out loud isn't racism. If you put your dick in a raw chicken, you can't be mad when someone says you put your dick in raw chicken.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:05:45 AM
No.939353235
If you don't like it, stop being dirty cunts dumping horse semen in the public water supply.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:16:09 AM
No.939353660
On a slightly more positive note, I got another pot of pemmican stew on the stove atm. ...cabbage, mixed vegetables, potatoes, and broccoli.
[JAKKXK]
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:36:56 AM
No.939354503
>>939354656
I don't know why this popped into my head. It's a little odd how it worked so well the joke is almost lost.
[AKY4WD]
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:41:06 AM
No.939354656
>>939354503
I should have used a different picture of Greta, maybe it wouldn't have fucked the bangs.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:26:37 AM
No.939356414
The stew came out a bit peppery. I didn't put much black pepper in it though. I went pretty light on all the seasonsings this time.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:35:57 AM
No.939356784
>>939358317
>>939351369 (OP)
fuck above the table bro. you can buy exactly this in DVD form from your local motorcycle gang, and even sign up if you want. stop barking like a dog and maowing like a cat and start roaring like a bear. faggot.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:19:09 AM
No.939358347
>>939358393
>durrhurr I like a thing so I obsessively have to save it all in a labeled box
>>939358347
it's called organisation you fat fuck
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:23:02 AM
No.939358458
>>939358857
>>939358393
>>939358393
>porn organization is a priority
I'd say go fuck yourself, but you do that too much as is. Go organize your life.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:36:35 AM
No.939358857
>>939358458
prioritise eating the shit out of my arsehole cocksnapper
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:26:41 AM
No.939359959
Shit, it's after midnight. I'm gonna try to wind down towards bed now.
Goodnight /b/eloved /b/ros and /b/abes. Sleep well. Dream well.
DJ Leia:
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=esPcg_Gh9XA&list=RDTMAK5uy_kset8DisdE7LSD4TNjEVvrKRTmG7a56sY
[XDMPWV]
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:55:27 AM
No.939360676
>>939351588
You don't even really need to join the army to die in a war. Just go buy a plane ticket to the war of your choice and start killing people. Who's gonna stop you? The military? You're already fighting them lol!
