Thread 939358983

I don't think you understand the sheer age of this planet. Millions of years passed since the last of the dinosaurs, and the first of the humanoids, and thousands more until history started to be recorded. Imagine how much information was lost to time. Really something to think about.

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Where did all the CO2 go over that time period? Really something to think about.

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>>939359058
Sequestered in the oceans or massive jungles perhaps

>>939359041
(You). Out of my classroom this instant. Go stand in the hall.

>>939358983 (OP)
What about the layer of sediment from 600 million years to 1 billion years ago?
What about the layer of ground from 3 billion years ago?

>>939359190
Will there be North Polar Ice caps in this place you call "the hall?"

>>939359190
Ah, so it went up your ass like everything else you could fit in there you YouTube science hack

>>939359226
Could be at the Marinara Trench. Could be deeper/farther down. It's a mystery for sure.

>>939359228
oh, no. That's the entrance to the hollow earth anyway, but you can't go there.

>>939359236
what? You go join him in the hall.

>>939359294
>oh, no. That's the entrance to the hollow earth anyway, but you can't go there.
Ohai fellow hollow Earther. Someday I hope to visit inner space.

>>939359372
I consider myself a man of science, but you can't convince me this planet is entirely solid. There's more than just layers of rock and dirt down there.

>>939359404
Indeed.

>>939359058
>>939359138
60 million years of trees falling and turning into coal sitting underground minding its own business. Let's burn it all.

>>939359521
Trees are a large part of the problem, but ultimately all CO2 settles and the carbon remains in the ground once the plants are done. Humans sure are coincidental in stopping this ongoing process.

Plants begin to starve below 250ppm and they certainly cannot thrive even below 300ppm.

Should I fuck this chick at work that (likely) has autism. She gives off somewhat autist vibes and her 3 kids are autistic.

>>939359521
>YES! I have a chance to use this pic I've been thinking about all day at work
And with that, I can meditate. In the words of Robocop Murphy before he shot that guy out the window with his machine-service pistol:
>thank you

>>939359578
Kek, u really are hook line and sinker I'm the fossil fuel propaganda aren't u

>>939358983 (OP)
>picrel
>accepted truth =/= truth

>>939359582
>and her 3 kids
Right off top, don't associate with her more than what the job requires.

>>939359599
Here, have that 1up feeling you crave. But I have been car free for over 25 years and just bought an electric scooter almost 2 years ago.

Not that I care what you believe and the fact that you are engaging in personal attacks just means you're losing the debate.

Also learn to question marks you fucking lazy millenial.

Le plebbit spacing just to piss you off even more.

Enjoy.

>>939358983 (OP)
Looks like we're overdue another extinction soon. I hope we get to see Gretas nudes before then

>>939359582
What's her carbon footprint?

Yeah the splitting of a massive super continent, I get where glaciers somewhat made an impact. They seemed more pronounced while they divided.
>>939359747
Asteriods whiped out the dinosaurs as far as anyone can tell. It's not like anyone has the capability to stop one if it was going to happen again. So just brace your tighty whities when it comes around again. Maybe someone reading a book will get you in some good graces in some far away pearly gates.

>>939359795
The most reasonable assumption you can have is that an asteriod whiped out life as it was known. Are some creepy morlock bunker fuckers that want to cannabilize the human race if it happens again. Yes. It's most likely. You don't need to find a magic 8 ball child toy and joke about it, they're actively doing it.

>>939358983 (OP)
>I don't think you understand the sheer age of this planet. Millions of years passed since the last of the dinosaurs, and the first of the humanoids, and thousands more until history started to be recorded. Imagine how much information was lost to time. Really something to think about.
Even the time the dinosaurs were kicking around is fairly short in the history of this planet. I think a lot of people have misconceptions about what a dinosaur is. Before the dinosaurs there were very large and lizard-like creatures, those weren't dinosaurs but many people consider them to be such.

Anyway, known life goes all the way back to the Archaen era. This was very simple single-celled life, but this appeared as early in Earth's history as it was able to. This suggests that this "Great Filter" probably isn't so great since it happened so fast on Earth. I'd put it down as very likely that there is simple microbial life also on Mars and many other bodies in our solar system and throughout the universe. That simple sort of life is very common I think. More complex multi-cellular life is another matter entirely. This took much longer to appear on Earth, which suggests its actually a very strong filter. My hunch is that simple life is very common throughout the universe, but complex life is rare, and intelligent life and civilizations even far more rare.

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>>939359773
Idk. I just want those big autist ( . Y . ) in my face /b/ros

>>939359773
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>>939359966
How would you destroy an asteroid or comet wayward for earth? Do you believe it's within Earths capabilities?

>>939360041
Why destroy it? Would be easier just to knock it off course if its detected early enough. Destroying a giant comet or asteroid just makes millions of tiny projectiles and carries the same energy.

>>939358983 (OP)
The vast majority of life that has ever existed on earth is gone to us, never to be known. A miniscule amount of species have been preserved as fossils. I wish my lifespan was even a fraction of the age of the universe, but I'm stuck with a shitty little 70-100 years.

What IS crazy is how I've actually started to notice human-caused climate change in the weather now, warmer winters, and hotter summers with crazy weather. I live at a latitude where it is extremely obvious that things have gotten warmer, I dont have to shovel at all compared to just 10 years ago. It would take quite the force of nature to change the planet like we have in ~100 years.

I hope there's better intelligent life produced by this planet after we render it useless to our species.

>>939358983 (OP)
Where did all the layers of new dirt come from, is it just constantly raining space dust?

>>939360141
Does your believe in current technology by terrestrials lead you to believe they're remotely even possible of that?

>>939360188
Despite your horrific ESL or maybe because of it I already know we have the technology.

>>939358983 (OP)
>Really something to think about.
yes. I also like to think about the vast expanses of time in the future. There is a cool wiki page worth a read if you anons have not yet. It is a list of scientific predictions made to the best of our current knowledge. Check it out here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

>>939359980
Pussy must be rekt after 3 kids

>>939360227
You can't provide an economy that makes a living wage off providing people sandwiches in a form of burgers that the entire place would collapse. Why is your opinion an expert? You can pay people shit and reap the rewards for yourself and tax payers. Where does your shitty it's suppose to be a summer payer job going to actually provide some figures that you could do this.

>>939360159
The layers mark different periods of Earth's history. The layers are formed over very long time periods, usually marked by different chemical compositions. The process of forming layers is rock formation after millions of years of dust/dirt/sediment moved around by erosion compress each other.

>>939360149
Trump is working on it, it's just Congress that is holding him back

>>939360227
I mean it's hardly proven you meet the bare minimum standards to make food not murder people in an acceptable time frame. Regardless of how you treat workers like shit to deny your own liability.

>>939360041
>How would you destroy an asteroid or comet wayward for earth? Do you believe it's within Earths capabilities?
Why are you asking me a question that has no relation to what I said?

As for what to do, I would say mine the asteroid into oblivion. Send mining bots and collect all the resources from it which you'd want to be having anyway. Use those resources to construct O'Neill cylinders and more mining bots and spacecraft.

>>939360324
>>939360398
Autism speaks.

>>939360443
Cool, fucking oneil cylinders why don't we just vote for some commies that inflate our currency and take away the fundamental rights we deserve along the way. A astriod whiped out life as it was known on this planet. Your plan is to do some horse shit that doesn't exist?

>>939360532
I mean even if he said like launch a nuke at it, I know it probably wouldn't work. It's still at least they probably put more time and effort into learning why a nuke is bad when it explodes. Let alone why it's not going to work in a vaaccuum.

>>939360656
Launch a nuke at a gigantic space rock headed towards Earth and now you have a fuckton of radioactive material headed towards Earth.

Not exactly a big brain move.

>>939360532
A stray astaroid that destroys all life as you know it on this planet
this faggot making oneil cylinders
What do you think is more likely to happen?
>>939360688
It has no oxygen to fuel fire until it gets to earth it's shear size and impact it's not gonna matter you're already going to be obliterated. What happens when a bunch of sky scrapers built out of absestus launch that particulate into the air when it gets leveled. It carries on air waves for years, and years.

>>939360755
>What do you think is more likely to happen?
The jews relent and re-release original Coca-Cola.

>>939360806
Yeah well you got that right I'm gonna be stuck in line before I can ever make a case to saint peter.
Okay a thing impacting bullshit, you can't stop. Problem? It's happened before? Is it a problem? Can anyone stop it? Maybe, not with your attitude.

>>939360877
>not with your attitude.
You gotta go back. What are you even doing on this shit site if you cannot a little sarcasm?

>>939360904
I mean if you want a pissing contest about destroying the world over things that have destroyed the world before and you have zero capabilities to stop it again but are deluded to just do that. Who am I to tell you not to do it? Ignorant asshole.

>>939360933
>I mean if you want a pissing contest about destroying the world over things that have destroyed the world before and you have zero capabilities to stop it again
If dinosaurs had rockets, your mom would not have sucked so much dick.

>Ignorant asshole.
You mad, nigga? This is 4chins. You gotta go back.

>>939360553
>Your plan is to do some horse shit that doesn't exist?
What's "horse shit" about it? And yes, it would be my plan. If I were in a position of power and influence I'd have already gotten this stuff well underway decades ago.

>>939360933
>zero capabilities to stop it again
TIL rockets do not exist. Dumbass.

>>939360373
>The layers mark different periods of Earth's history.
Oh is that why they are labeled, I thought they were just random letters?

>The layers are formed over very long time periods, usually marked by different chemical compositions.
So dirt just spontaneously forms over time, it doesn't have to come from anywhere?

>The process of forming layers is rock formation after millions of years of dust/dirt/sediment moved around by erosion compress each other.
Then why do you reach older rock by digging deeper and why does the pile of dirt get taller over time if everything is just being moved and compressed?

You didn't even answer the question or say anything about how rock formation occurs, you just asserted rock formation over and over when that was the question to begin with.

>>939361174
Crack a book, nigga. This is 4chins.

How does dirt get so dirty?

>>939361286
You are the retard that doesn't have enough reading comprehension to answer a pretty basic question and hasn't read enough books to know that dirt doesn't just spontaneously form on its own.

>>939361626
>hasn't read enough books to know that dirt doesn't just spontaneously form on its own.
lol

>>939361646
Its not edgy, it is paraphrasing the exact retarded nonsense you originally wrote.
>>939360373
>The process of forming layers is rock formation after millions of years
No, they don't just form because they form, over 5000 tons of space dust really is constantly raining on earth every year like I said.

>>939361826
k

>>939358983 (OP)
>humans are kicking off the next great extinction event

LETS GOOO

>>939361999
Trips checked. Go where?

Hopefully somewhere that values butterflies and hummingbirds and doesnt kill them by spraying pesticides every which way.

>>939361856
Nice selfie, no wonder your fat ass thinks things just form on their own since you don't want to confront the fact that your own overindulgence is what has made your vacant head so obese.

>>939362145
LMAO!!!! Keep typing.

>>939362180
kek keep getting fatter and dumber as you slowly get buried under a pile of dirt raining from space

>>939362270
Will do, champ.

>>939362306
I know, you have conclusively proven that is all you are capable of doing.

>>939358983 (OP)
>I don't think you understand the sheer age of the moldy decaying mess inhabiting my fridge right now. Thousands of days passed since I was last brave enough to release the seal and open its microcosm up to the world beyond, and likely thousands more to come. Imagine the organisms that have lived and died in there, the competition over scarce resources. Imagine the smell. Contemplate it, if only for a moment.

>>939362367
k

>>939362411
ys

>>939359404
>>939359372
and what if it is hollow, if anythings down there wed have a gears of war situation

>>939358983 (OP)
Do people actually believe this shit?

>>939363943
Don't worry, only the type of people who can figure out how to use shovels, so you aren't affected.

>>939362474
So much angry. I seriously just went for a ride and got coffee and come back just to see you're still foaming at the mouth.

>>939365380
u mad that was posted hours ago, anon has free rent in your head

>>939363995
>Real
Its fake, its all lies, its a bunch of bullshit, just so you know.

>>939366201
Is that how you get out of doing yard work for your mommy, just insist that shovels aren't real and go back to doing nothing?

Derp

>>939361174
>The layers are formed over very long time periods, usually marked by different chemical compositions.
>So dirt just spontaneously forms over time, it doesn't have to come from anywhere?
Not spontaneously.
as an example: Chalk, and Limestone. which is formed from the remnants of shells of tiny marine organisms, which settle to the seabeds on death. with enough time, layers are compressed into rock.

Its even more pronounced in modern cities, where we are the ones dumping dirt on top of other stuff, again and again. dig 5 metres down in most european cities, and you'll find medieval buildings that the modern ones are simply built on top of. pic related, its an excavation in Paris in the '70s, you can see the buried buildings at the edge of the excavation.

>>939367015
and as another example of layers of stuff being done by people as well as natural processes, here is a photo of a ship, dated to about 1770 found underneath the wreckage of the World Trade Centre. The WTC towers are about 400m from the shoreline of Manhattan island today - but in the 1770's, that was the shoreline. 400m of land has been added by dumping rubbish into the water's edge constantly for 250 years, and doing stuff like scuttling old ships and using them as foundations, filling in the hull like its a giant wooden bucket.

>>939367364
and for a more instantaneous and dramatic example of natural layer formation - of "dirt" forming over time, here's the ruins of Herculaneum, a Roman town buried in the eruption of Mt Vesuvius in 79AD.

on the left are the roman ruins. on the right, that isnt a wall - that's the modern surface at the top, and a ramp cutting down through rock ash. the entire town was buried under 10-20m of volcanic ash, killing everyone there