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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:15:20 PM No.939371857 [Report] >>939371982 >>939376429 >>939377409 >>939377840 >>939378018
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i be doing keagles all the time
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:19:10 PM No.939371982 [Report] >>939372144
>>939371857 (OP)
Well, let's put your practice to work!
I'm horny as fuck...
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:24:35 PM No.939372144 [Report] >>939372194
>>939371982
you want me to crush your dick into sand with my newfound butthole strength?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:26:09 PM No.939372194 [Report] >>939372295
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>>939372144
Please...
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:27:50 PM No.939372232 [Report]
Yeah that's how you know the work out worked, you're doing keagles involuntarily with other muscles too.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:30:22 PM No.939372295 [Report] >>939372362
>>939372194
I don't think i will. With great power come great responsibility
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:32:47 PM No.939372362 [Report] >>939372407
>>939372295
Ughh...
FINE!
but can you cut a butt plug in half wit it??
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:34:16 PM No.939372407 [Report] >>939372459
>>939372362
God damnit what the hell youkids need to stop epstein islanding your buttholes like this
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:36:08 PM No.939372459 [Report] >>939372483 >>939372518
>>939372407
Get with the time, gramps!
It's my butthole, and I'll do what I want with it!
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:36:51 PM No.939372483 [Report] >>939372536
>>939372459
Except keagles like you should!
This asshole of mine can laser cut diamond into perfect squares
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:38:05 PM No.939372518 [Report]
>>939372459
I mean, no?
Sure I have no authority but if I tell you no. Maybe it's a no?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:38:38 PM No.939372536 [Report] >>939372562
>>939372483
Contraction can only go so far...
I crave expansion!
Soon, my butthole will conquer all!
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:39:42 PM No.939372562 [Report] >>939372600
>>939372536
I mean a maybe no would have sufficed. You don't need to fucking tell me that kind of shit.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:41:05 PM No.939372600 [Report] >>939372707
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>>939372562
I bet your whole head could fit...
Wanna try?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:44:38 PM No.939372707 [Report] >>939372772
>>939372600
Possibly, I'm leaning towards no but it's your ass.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:46:55 PM No.939372772 [Report]
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>>939372707
You're goddamn right...
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 7:17:52 PM No.939375450 [Report]
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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 7:55:39 PM No.939376429 [Report] >>939376469
>>939371857 (OP)
> "... keagles ..." ;

I think you must mean "Kagels" :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
https://www.health.harvard.edu/step-by-step-guide-to-performing-kegel-exercises
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 7:56:56 PM No.939376469 [Report]
>>939376429
oops: Kegels
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:27:24 PM No.939377409 [Report]
>>939371857 (OP)
Did it actually help you achieve stronger elections? I always try to do some kegel exercises but I always forget to do them
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:40:36 PM No.939377840 [Report] >>939377888 >>939377913
>>939371857 (OP)
im sitting here doing mine rn
my bf goes insane when i do them around his pp
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:42:13 PM No.939377888 [Report]
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>>939377840
"BF"? Are you the gay?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:43:07 PM No.939377913 [Report] >>939378004
>>939377840
do it to my pp i bet i'll win that fight boy
(we both win because we both orgasm and jizz from both of our penises)
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:46:02 PM No.939378004 [Report] >>939378040
>>939377913
i don't have a penis
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:46:25 PM No.939378018 [Report]
>>939371857 (OP)
you shoot far?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:47:21 PM No.939378040 [Report] >>939378085
>>939378004
>i don't have a penis
you should? why dont you have a penis?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:48:51 PM No.939378085 [Report] >>939378177 >>939378224 >>939378341
>>939378040
idk there's just like a hole down there instead. when i do a kegel it clamps down tight...
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:51:49 PM No.939378177 [Report] >>939378199
>>939378085
how fat are you?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:52:25 PM No.939378199 [Report] >>939378252 >>939378305
>>939378177
not that fat..150 lbs 5'6"
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:53:18 PM No.939378224 [Report]
>>939378085
Absolutely disgusting description of a missing penis.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:53:55 PM No.939378252 [Report] >>939378309
>>939378199
Gonna need some pics in that case!
Please and thank you!
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:55:05 PM No.939378305 [Report]
>>939378199
more than a little fat, however
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:55:13 PM No.939378309 [Report] >>939378423
>>939378252
of my hole?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:55:55 PM No.939378341 [Report]
>>939378085
You just walk around with a hole in your ass? The fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:57:58 PM No.939378423 [Report]
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>>939378309
and boobies!