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Anonymous No.939372223 >>939375589 >>939380968
s/fur
Anonymous No.939372274
Yes, thanks.
Anonymous No.939372315 >>939376743
No, thanks.
Ethereal No.939372327 >>939372532
I have never liked Krystal
Gears No.939372422 >>939372532
really not looking forward to visiting the dentist tomorrow
just chekup but still...
Anonymous No.939372466
brush yo teef
Anonymous No.939372532
>>939372327
the fuck?

>>939372422
I really need to do that...
Gears No.939372561 >>939377358
Anonymous No.939372761
Why can't we have women thrice the size suffocating me with their breasts
Anonymous No.939372775
because life isn't fair
Ethereal No.939372876 >>939373086
imagine how strong her bones are.
Anonymous No.939373007 >>939373048
Today marks 6 months of dreaming that I am a cat.

Today, I realized something about my other self: magic cat is right-handed.

A zombie throws a rock at me. I catch it out of the air with my right hand (and underlining feline reflexes). I open a door. I use my right hand. I claw and opponent. I lead with my right hand. Last night, I gave someone a thumbs up and I did it right-handed.

It's weird that it would take half a year to realize that. But you can only learn so much about someone when you become them for a few seconds at a time.
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Anonymous No.939373048 >>939373139 >>939373424
>>939373007
It's been a while but I've been dreaming of becoming a femboy. It's really weird
Anonymous No.939373086
>>939372876

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KbhFcharNvQ
Anonymous No.939373139 >>939373624
>>939373048

There's a lyric in Disney's Cinderella stating that a dream is a wish that the heart makes.

Just sayin'.
Anonymous No.939373212
If I'm looking for a logical, secular explanation of where everything began, I watched this video just before going to bed and having a fever dream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSgt9F37T5k

I didn't realize the connection until months later. But this image of a supernatural cat would've been one of the last things I would've seen before going to sleep. My yellow fur and red stripes match the coloring of the lizard in the lower righthand corner.
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Anonymous No.939373424 >>939373555
>>939373048

On a side note, Zach is made to be molested by busy fur girls and human men.
Anonymous No.939373555
>>939373424

*busty
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939373608
gay
Anonymous No.939373624 >>939373744 >>939374028
>>939373139
Idk man. maybe I'm thinking about cock too much
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Anonymous No.939373744
>>939373624

Can't think too much about a good thing, now can you? ;)
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939373823
very gay
Anonymous No.939373840
nick = homosex
Ethereal No.939373871 >>939374129
first thing he says is "gay"
the second thing he says is "very gay"
zero context.
what am I supposed to expect from this guy.
Anonymous No.939373886 >>939373940
I was thinking about adopting the username Tybalt. (Since Cat is already taken.)

Is it too much like Tarrant? I could always be called Ty for short.
Ethereal No.939373940 >>939374100
>>939373886
Just be Tyrannosaurus
Anonymous No.939373950
you can be cat a while cat can be cat 1
Ethereal No.939374014
Tyrantrum?
Anonymous No.939374028 >>939377391
>>939373624
Nothing wrong with that anon. I've felt a lot better about myself once I decided to be a femboy and accepted the fact that I was bi. Not saying you have to do the same, but I would recommend you explore your sexuality a little. Finding yourself is something we all struggle with, and if you haven't figured it out yet, that's okay.

Sorry for being all sappy in a furry porn thread. Just wanted to put that out there
Anonymous No.939374100
>>939373940

I actually *have* dreamt of transforming into a tyrannosaurus. It was scientifically inaccurate though. (Pic absolutely related.)

I was in a fight with some guy. I transformed into a tyrannosaurus, picked him up by biting his shoulder, and proceeded to claw his midsection. I didn't draw any blood, but that guy wasn't having a good time.
Ethereal No.939374122 >>939374160
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939374129
>>939373871
extremely gay
Anonymous No.939374144
Oddly enough, this random foe appeared in a second dream where I transformed into a tiger and scared him away.
Anonymous No.939374160
>>939374122

would
Ethereal No.939374189 >>939374401
ima kill some time and take a nap
goodbye world
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939374190
Anonymous No.939374401
>>939374189

have a nice dirt nap, skele
Foxxy Vixen No.939374499
Fiio KA11 and KZ PRX4 are a match made in heaven... finally. After the AM01 failed them.
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939374513
Anonymous No.939374805
off to work
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Anonymous No.939374890
floof
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Anonymous No.939375262 >>939375564
Someone plz kidnap me and force feminize me and keep me in your sex dungeon as a slave
Anonymous No.939375278 >>939376771
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Fursi No.939375564
>>939375262
gay as hell
Anonymous No.939375589
>>939372223 (OP)
this is where i need you to look at the pictures (or videos) with an open mind and imagination (whatever that means to you, it is different for everyone, trust me).
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Anonymous No.939376743
>>939372315
Why he this early???
Anonymous No.939376771
>>939375278
Should I take this as a suggestion?
Anonymous No.939377030
Yes. Incarcerate the purple snow leopard.
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Anonymous No.939377273
Now if only I can remember where I placed my pawcuffs.
Anonymous No.939377293
Fluffy pawcuffs.
Anonymous No.939377358
>>939372561
holy shit I've been looking for this image for so long
thanks Gears
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Anonymous No.939377391
>>939374028
how
Anonymous No.939377608
HRT has indirectly improved my vision just because of how much calmer I am
I've always been so stressed out and on edge, and I've really been trying to relax lately
I always had pretty bad resting bitch face, but I've been working on it to look less tense
I could clearly tell I had a lot of tension on my eyes and jaw where I've basically tried to force it back to not show my fucked up teeth which I've been working on
I went outside earlier and noticed my eyes seemed less sensitive to light, and I don't know if they actually were, but something seemed different
it seemed like my vision was clearer, so I wanted to see how true that was
I started looking at trees far away, like 1/4 mile, and could see the leaves rustling at that distance when they used to be a blur
I can see almost every detail at a much greater distance, focus on them, and have greater depth perception than ever before just because HRT has calmed me down so much
that is so fucking crazy that I literally heard this song in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0cAWgTPiwM
Anonymous No.939377609
holy fuck these all sound good
Anonymous No.939377610
Oh there they are.
*click*
It's time to put you away Darwin.
Anonymous No.939377653 >>939377741
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Anonymous No.939377741 >>939377759
>>939377653
*boop*
Anonymous No.939377755
brah
Anonymous No.939377759 >>939377778
>>939377741
weh!
Anonymous No.939377769
here we go...
Anonymous No.939377778
>>939377759
still horny, huh?
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Anonymous No.939377821
maybe
Anonymous No.939377836
go get laid already
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Anonymous No.939377869
thanks, YouTube, for recommending me a song I've never heard of called "I Think I'm Going To Kill Myself"
real inspiring
Elton John is apparently kinda based
Anonymous No.939377895 >>939377935
Would you like more vision-themed songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU9Fe-WXew4&list=RDuU9Fe-WXew4&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.939377935 >>939378039
>>939377895
that's wild
>Kanye West
nah I'm good
Anonymous No.939377943
brah
Anonymous No.939378039 >>939378068
>>939377935
Can't handle his mad beats?
Anonymous No.939378068 >>939378368
>>939378039
never liked him, never will
he's too crazy even for me
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Anonymous No.939378368
>>939378068
Will admit he's maybe a bit crazy now
Anonymous No.939378369
brah
Anonymous No.939378464 >>939378906
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Anonymous No.939378707 >>939378794 >>939378828
suicide
Anonymous No.939378794
>>939378707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn0_fDjvI_s&list=RDQn0_fDjvI_s&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.939378828 >>939378878
>>939378707
i heard its badass
Anonymous No.939378878
>>939378828
very
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Anonymous No.939378906 >>939378924
>>939378464
boop
Anonymous No.939378924 >>939379001
>>939378906
a
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Anonymous No.939379001 >>939379096
>>939378924
how you doin deeb?
Anonymous No.939379096 >>939379120
>>939379001
i'm goob, developed my first 2 rolls of film today
Anonymous No.939379120 >>939379161
>>939379096
ooh, nice
what did you film?
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Anonymous No.939379161 >>939379183 >>939379285
>>939379120
just some car and landscape pics to test the cameras
Anonymous No.939379183
>>939379161
neat!
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Anonymous No.939379285 >>939379423
>>939379161
What kind of film / cameras?
Anonymous No.939379423 >>939379672
>>939379285
just some 35mm, i developed my own b&w stuff, dropped off the colour at a local spot with how cheap it is
i got a couple cheap chinon ce5s they're pretty good
i dont have a good way to scan my film yet tho
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Anonymous No.939379479
Can I get some golden bikinis up in here
Anonymous No.939379672 >>939379710
>>939379423
That's cool, I guess no one really uses enlargers anymore, so yeah guess you'll need a film scanner
Anonymous No.939379710 >>939380544
>>939379672
been looking for one but not quite what i can do with the spcae i have i dont think
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Anonymous No.939380544 >>939380602
>>939379710
Yeah things like that take up space because of the awkward shape. Film scanners are ok though, possibly not cheap. Which films you using, just had a quick google can't believe you can still get tri-x. Wonder if it's actually basically the same film?
Anonymous No.939380602 >>939380725
>>939380544
b&w has just been whatevers cheap, colour has been mostly kodak gold/colormax/ultramax
shot some lomochrome turquoise and have some purple to shoot soon
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Anonymous No.939380725 >>939380809
>>939380602
>lomochrome turquoise
Wow I've honestly never seen that before, it looks like a lot of fun. Haven't actually shot film in years.
Anonymous No.939380809 >>939381159
>>939380725
the purple stuff is what im most excited for, should be fairly closeish not quite to aerochrome

i wanna experiment making my own lowfi aerochrom running some IR b&w film behind some low iso colour and editing them together after, ive seen it done with some pretty cool results
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Foxxy Vixen No.939380960 >>939381239
Anonymous No.939380968
>>939372223 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag
Anonymous No.939381159 >>939381199
>>939380809
Man now you've got me looking at film cameras again
Anonymous No.939381199
>>939381159
i think even just having a point and shoot around is cool to have, ive got some neat shots out of mine and i've only put one roll through it
Anonymous No.939381239
>>939380960
cat has seen better days
Anonymous No.939381919
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Anonymous No.939382973
brain broke
Anonymous No.939383243 >>939383332
Anonymous No.939383311 >>939383332
How is this workday not over with
Anonymous No.939383332 >>939383462
>>939383243
I think I like right the best

>>939383311
great question
Anonymous No.939383462 >>939383483
>>939383332
is nice
middle is closest to what i wear
Anonymous No.939383473 >>939383581
y'all ever feel like you cursed something via a "bad thought" while clicking Buy?
Anonymous No.939383483 >>939383581
>>939383462
sounds comfy
Anonymous No.939383581 >>939383646
>>939383483
it is but its nearly sweater weather, tummys gotta go away soon

>>939383473
cursed how?
Anonymous No.939383646
>>939383581
>tummys gotta go away soon
damn...

>cursed how?
ignore that. retard shit.
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I did it
Anonymous No.939384421
Wwwwwweeeeeee
Anonymous No.939384449
>>939384444
Anonymous No.939384643
Skibidi

What's everyone up to tonight?
Anonymous No.939385137
beer and depression
same as any night
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939385401 >>939385417
Anonymous No.939385417
>>939385401
lol
Anonymous No.939387021
Mega ded
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Anonymous No.939387198
good
Anonymous No.939387249
why's it smell like cum
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939387627
Anonymous No.939388532
Oh boy time for dumb sports I don't care about and copious drinking
Anonymous No.939388668 >>939388794
one of those is cool
Anonymous No.939388794 >>939388865
>>939388668
It's just background noise for the drinking tbh
Anonymous No.939388865
>>939388794
ya that's fair
that might put me to sleep though tbh
Anonymous No.939389048 >>939389105 >>939389333
Lol some dude blew out a knee on the first play
Anonymous No.939389102
better than blowing it out of his ass i suppose
Anonymous No.939389105
>>939389048
And another moron got ejected from the game already
Ethereal No.939389189 >>939389222
Anonymous No.939389194
boingus
Anonymous No.939389222 >>939389265
>>939389189
Radical dude!
Ethereal No.939389265
>>939389222
what on earth are you watching that humans are blowing up thier knees. is there some cambodian war live stream somewhere?
Anonymous No.939389333
>>939389048
I don't get bloodsports man
shit makes me cringe watching (like in the actual sense)
Ethereal No.939389559
blood god zealots
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Ethereal No.939389987 >>939394165
probably soup tonight
Anonymous No.939390051
mmm, soup
Anonymous No.939390079 >>939390144
i'm gonna walk to the store
and get a huge box of french fries mmm
Anonymous No.939390103
I was going to compliment you til I read the name
Anonymous No.939390104
then back to weeds
Anonymous No.939390121
maybe i'll get some kinda choco donut thing too
Anonymous No.939390140
alright, stop talking now
Ethereal No.939390144 >>939390222
>>939390079
real fries? or some crappy fast food crap.
Anonymous No.939390222
>>939390144
nice crispy thick cut ones
usually i order them when i walk in and they're done frying when i'm ready to check out
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Anonymous No.939390496 >>939390784
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Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939390784
>>939390496
lol
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Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939391517
I coma
Anonymous No.939391843 >>939391901
monch
Anonymous No.939391871
enjoy the cholesterol
Anonymous No.939391875 >>939391901
such many fry

damn if only there were a place to get soft pretzels
Anonymous No.939391899
nom u say?
Fursi No.939391901 >>939391935
>>939391843
>>939391875
fat
Anonymous No.939391935
>>939391901
i will sit on you
Anonymous No.939391971
fingers crossed for a blocked artery
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Ethereal No.939392254
Every thing i see about comas is 'several days....'
so good!
Anonymous No.939392286 >>939392341
Yum fries. Did you put malt vinegar on them?
Anonymous No.939392292
what about commas though?
Anonymous No.939392341
>>939392286
no but that would be tasty
Anonymous No.939392365
gross
Ethereal No.939392410
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Coma_Scale

this seems to be the best they have, they've tried to come up with alternative scales, but none have really been adopted
Ethereal No.939392528 >>939392559
imagine potatos
Anonymous No.939392559
>>939392528
I remember her
Anonymous No.939392683
meh
Ethereal No.939392892 >>939392962
Ethereal No.939392946
I wonder if he'll even guess that i just cleaned the filthy mess he left in the wok.
Anonymous No.939392956
Have a good night skeleman
Fursi No.939392962
>>939392892
pull yourself together
Ethereal No.939393030
not only did i deglaze and clean the wok, but the ramen that did it came out pretty gud

I am a genius.
Ethereal No.939393045
somehow they went through at least 11 eggs in the last 24 hours.
Ethereal No.939393063
and these are the 'organic' slightly green eggs.
Ethereal No.939393089
and he only uses the green part of the green onions...
Ethereal No.939393118
and he threw the plastic egg carton in the trash
Ethereal No.939393136
and instead of dumping the recycle in the blue bin, he took the whole bag and threw that in as well, when we could be saving on bags, and the recycling trucks like what they collet to be loose in the first place!
Ethereal No.939393150
i wonder how many manikins he drowned at work today testing out the aqua kill bots he said he's working on.
Ethereal No.939393186
everyone is all like
who is this monster you are describing??!?!
Anonymous No.939393213
>>939393200
>>939393200
>>939393200
Anonymous No.939394165
>>939389987
Damn nigga. That looks like a massive peen.