Do any of you anons want to travel with me to Kabul to liberate the Iraqi and Syrian hostages?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:51:03 PM
No.939372926
>>939373014
>>939372807
Ok, cool. I'll be heading there 9/20/2025 at approximately 7:30am NY time
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:51:23 PM
No.939372935
>>939373091
>>939372336 (OP)
You're too fat, and probably have no military experience.
Pass.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:54:00 PM
No.939373014
>>939373091
>>939372926
Ok - do you have an itinerary?
I want to know where we'll be eating lunch/dinner etc...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:56:11 PM
No.939373091
>>939373174
>>939372935
I don't need military experience, this isn't a military op.
>>939373014
It's one of those "figure it out as we go" kind of deals. I'm sure there's a McDonald's in Kabul
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:58:28 PM
No.939373174
>>939373222
>>939373091
God - I mean - Allah I hope so...
I'm starving.
They don't substitute beef with goats or anything, do they? I don't think I'd like a goat burger...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:59:47 PM
No.939373222
>>939373275
>>939373174
I'm pretty sure it's just pork they do that with? It's fine though, McDonald's just uses sewage for their burgers anyway
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:01:13 PM
No.939373275
>>939373777
>>939373222
Nuh-uh! It's says in the ads that it's 100% pure beef!
I trust Ronald McDonald
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:01:36 PM
No.939373283
It's insane to see pictures of what that place was before these people got their hands on it. I mean even if I walk around there every day and talk to people they're still going to do the same thing and then when it's fucked up move somewhere else and do the same thing again.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:16:01 PM
No.939373777
>>939373858
>>939373275
That's true, Ronnie McDonnie is pretty trustworthy...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:19:24 PM
No.939373858
>>939374314
>>939373777
Trips mean it's true!
The only time I was let down by the Ronster was when he gave me a girl's toy with my happy meal.
It still makes me mad when I think about it...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:36:30 PM
No.939374314
>>939374413
>>939373858
That happened to me before as well! I was so pissed off at the time, but then I learned about the plight of the brave Iraqi and Syrian freedom fighters of the Islamic state who are trapped currently in Kabul, and my focus shifted...
>>939374314
Well, as long as we stop at McDonalds I'll help.
Why don't they just move Kabul some place else?
Seems silly to leave it where it is if you're going to get trapped...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:52:20 PM
No.939374751
>>939374807
>>939372336 (OP)
Fuck no. I'm not trying to be infideled in the middle east
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:54:25 PM
No.939374807
>>939374413
Good, good. We'll find a McDonald's in Kabul first thing.
>Why don't they just move Kabul some place else?
>Seems silly to leave it where it is if you're going to get trapped
This is true. We should bring that up to the Taliban when we arrive
>>939374751
Are you sure? This is an opportunity to fight for a good cause, anon
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:59:22 PM
No.939374949
>>939375030
>>939374413
no problem bro
i'll come
i'll come i'll come
wait
what is this?
a recruitment form
uhh fuck no
i live here
in iran
not in kabul
i'm not fighting for isis
in a nutshell
i am a
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:02:37 PM
No.939375030
>>939374949
You're a what?
It's ok, friend - take your time.
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl living in the US, a bit on the curvy side, and I love to take charge during flirty chats. I get such a thrill from teasing guys and pushing their buttons while having a blast myself. I'm often in the mood for some fun (total wild vibes here!), but I struggle with anxiety, so meeting people in person isn't really my scene. That's why I'm all about those steamy conversations online. If you're looking for a fun sexting buddy, hit me up! Just add me on my messaging app: em-y-z-e t-h (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to chat and see how much fun we can have together!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:08:19 PM
No.939376818
>>939376948
>>939376745
encouraging the indian botnet might seem funny right now but just wait until they murder you in an 18 wheeler on the interstate
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:12:29 PM
No.939376948
>>939376818
Well I guess it wouldn't be my problem after that to be fair
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:17:14 PM
No.939377082
>>939372336 (OP)
This is some serious mental illness right here.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:18:42 PM
No.939377122
>>939376271
You are talking to the wrong person
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:24:03 PM
No.939379335
>>939379676
>>939372336 (OP)
fuck you, you're on reddit.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:30:42 PM
No.939379554
>>939379676
USMC
OIF
Missed out on Afghanistan though, but I know guys who were there.
>Kabul
So you, a Western civilization, want to go to Kabul? You going for the child prostitution, the heroin, or both?
Regardless you will have to hire several locals. Two guards and a guide. The guide will bribe the right people. If you don't you'll get disappeared.
Have fun. Try not to catch herpes, some of those 11 year old boys are sluts.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:35:57 PM
No.939379676
>>939379753
>>939379335
Huh?
>>939379554
I respect the service if true. That said, no one said nothin about kids, anon...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:38:34 PM
No.939379753
>>939379818
>>939379676
The child stuff does go on over there. No one likes boy anus more than Muslims.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:40:35 PM
No.939379818
>>939379699
Good, we're ready for you!
>>939379753
We're liberating POWs, my friend, not little boys of their virginity
