Thread 939373137

When did you accept that you would never be an alpha male and thus experience true manhood?

>>939373137 (OP)
Like 15. Made life a lot more interesting. It's more pleasant to be a snake than a lion.

>>939373137 (OP)

pretty much until I was 15 years old

at which point Lori McClendon pushed me down on her bed and unzipped my pants

And after blowing a load down the back of her throat, all of those stupid childish notions were gone forever

That was over 40 years ago

what's your stupid fucking excuse?
what childish excuse are you relying on this year?

>>939373304
>It's more pleasant

how the fuck would YOU know?
You literally just got done admitting you don't have any experience

'more pleasant' as in: You're comfortable being a coward

You've decided it's acceptable for people to perceive you as a weak fucking coward for the rest of your life

lol

In other words I could spit in your face in public and you wouldn't do a goddamn thing about it

because you've accepted the fact that people will always treat you like a weak fucking coward

You've decided you're not man enough to do anything about it

dude it would be so awesome to steal money from you and break your computer and fuck you over

cuz You've decided that you're welcome mat

You've decided that you're a punching bag

more pleasant? nobody cares whether it's pleasant for you or not

nobody asked you if you enjoy it or not.
You would be the perfect person
to pretend to like
because taking advantage of you is so easy

You've decided you're the vagina
You were born to be taken advantage of

>>939373304

And don't even waste your time
pretending like you would stand up for yourself

because I've never seen a man who was good with his fists... but was terrified of looking a woman in the eyes and introducing himself


NOPE. ANYBODY COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU

You could easily be intimidated and to sucking anybody's dick

nobody would actually even have to punch you in the face or anything

simply telling you I would break your nose if you didn't suck my dick... you'd be going balls deep on this fat motherfucker

And I'd make sure your mother and sister watched because you've made a decision

And your family deserves to see the decision you made

I was 18
I caught my girlfriend naked in bed with some other guy.
She told me she wanted to wait until we were married to have sex.
Just didn't want to have sex with me.

>>939373658
Are you an Ai nigger or what? You post like a fag or something.

>>939373304

I could easily just clench my fist and cock my arm back...

and tell you you've got three seconds to get on your knees and start sucking this dick

And you would drop to your knees like a bitch

That's why to meet you in real life because I know some niggers that will drive you around from one cheap motel to another

making money off you

pimping you out

And if you dared complain they would beat the ever-living shit out of you

I wouldn't even have to be involved
If you give me your address I could sell it to them for $500

And I really appreciate this

because it's rare to find a punching bag like you

It's not everyday that a punching bag pops up out of the woodwork like this

>>939373746

like a fag?........

says the man who admits he's never seen a vagina in real life before

...says the man who simply cannot attract a woman, Not even the most desperate ugly fat fucking pig

.... says the masturbating UNEMPLOYED Man who can't afford to buy his own underwear without Mommy helping him

lol

............. I'll be sure to tell my kids about your theory. I'm pretty sure they'll get a kick out of it

>>939373797
Ah, so yeah, you're an AI nigger. Got it. Interesting digits though.

>>939373842
Who admitted to never seeing a vagina IRL?

>>939373304

seriously, Mr intimidating snake

I know a couple of lions
theyre niggers
gang members actually

they will drive your ass around from one motel to another putting you to work on your knees

because you're not man enough to stop them

You're not man enough to stand up for yourself

If you can't fuck
THEN YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T FIGHT

>>939373884
You are taking this a bit too seriously and also sound really gay. I can fuck and fight. I am just not what I would call an alpha. Weirdo.

>>939373848

I've never given less of the flying fuck about dubs or trips or interesting digits

But you know what?
those actually were interesting

That was actually kind of a complicated version of interesting

nothing short and sweet about it
But definitely an ironic combination

nevertheless....

I've had more pussy than any other man you will ever meet in your entire life

I mean that's not even a question...
You would have to hang out with movie stars or maybe Wilt Chamberlain or something like that

you'd have to hang out with Wilt Chamberlain to honestly say you know somebody who fucked more women than me

(And from what I understand, He's only 1/3 more successful than me so far)

A pack can not consist of enirely alphas. Beta are a crucial part of social dynamics and pack hierarch. It doesn't make a man less of a man to be a Beta or an Omega.

/jew thread

>>939373932

If you can fuck and fight

THAT QUALIFIES YOU AS NOT BEING A BETA WIMP

notice I'm not going to call anybody alpha

because that's really weird and gay
Plus it's not even a real concept
That's not even the way wolves actually work

but no... I'm not going to say alpha
But if you can fuck and fight
then you're the opposite of an incel

So you've already won the game

I'm specifically talking about the losers who convince themselves they'll never succeed so they never try

and instead they sit isolated in a room
staring at a computer
in the back of their mind
thinking eventually one day
some beautiful rich princess who's been saving her virginity for marriage...

will come knocking their door down

looking for the coward with the gaming controller in his hand

So yeah... If you don't fit into that category

then congratulations
You're a heterosexual
Whoopi doo
Not exactly the biggest accomplishment

But it's miles above most of these guys in 4chan

>>939373932

because I'm not what you would call an alpha either

People who think in those terms are losers

I'm definitely the complete opposite of a wimp

But that doesn't mean I'm alpha
I'm just an average guy
It's not a huge accomplishment
making the decision
to not be a fucking wimp

>>939373951

>It doesn't make a man less of a man to be a Beta or an Omega.

obviously you haven't talked with many women about this topic, have you?

because that sounds great
If you're sitting by yourself in a gaming chair

But try convincing 10 beautiful young women that it doesn't matter if you're passive aggressive and shy or if you're self-confident and assertive

I'm afraid you're in for quite a shock

>>939373951
>a pack

thank you for using animal behavioral terms

let's use the word PRIDE instead

like a pride of cats
Have you ever watched cats mate?
The young female goes into her first 'heat' and the males her age sit back in fear, watching as THE OLDER EXPERIENCED TOMCAT mounts her

sure, those younger males are the bettas

the balance as you call it...

But in nature, there's a really good chance those young males will grow up and become deep EXPERIENCED BADASS TOMCATS

whereas with humans....
with each passing day
they become less and less likely
to ever break free
from the self-imposed prison
of loneliness, isolation, and masturbation

furthermore, when you introduce variables like video games and anime and image boards...

every ONE DAY spent relying on cowardly masturbation

makes you ONE WEEK less likely to ever escape the prison

and after 52 days, You are now AN ENTIRE YEAR LESS LIKELY because it's exponential with humans

>>939373137 (OP)
Ironically when I lost my virginity. I was 16 and my gf of 1-2 weeks was also a virgin. I was excited about sex, but also afraid of it. She did everything and I pretty much just provided a dick to land on. I had no problem being hard and maintaining it for hours, but she could never make me cum. Not because she was bad, I had a mental block.

She eventually got mad that I could never bust. She of course thought it was her. She eventually cheated on me and probably would have hid it successfully except one fight turned into her telling me how I make her feel like crap and she made a friend of mine cum in under 10 minutes and it felt good.

I’ve had a few gfs since and I still can’t really cum, but I know they could have been out milking another guy and being satisfied.

The topic is not ALPHA


The correct topic is SELF-CONFIDENCE

>>939374290

maybe if they had a penis you would finally achieve orgasm?

I'm not being mean....

I'm actually trying to help

>>939374290

lol

seriously though.....
obviously there's some kind of control thing going on in your head

It appears that you have built barriers
these are usually defense mechanisms
But they always end up
becoming obstacles

So whatever defense mechanisms you may or may not have built around yourself to protect you from getting hurt, to protect you from being betrayed or having your trust broken or whatever.. whatever...

let go

It's time to let go

>>939373137 (OP)

Not everybody is cut out to be a standard alpha.

I know what I am... I care about people, I make sure their needs are met as are mine, I strive to keep my work in excellent quality in what I do, I use empathy to instant others who are not like me...

... I'm an omega, and I do well in the medical field. I'm an "alpha" in my own way.

lighten up... If there's anybody you don't need kicking you... it's YOURSELF

So give yourself a break

there's some kind of emotional wall
And it appears you're the one who built it

You've got the fucking blueprints

So you're going to have to tear it down yourself

Direction brained retard. Nice projection thread girly little faggot

>>939374262
Humans in their animalistic instincts are far less like cats than other animals. "Pride" is probably the farthest from the most accurate term to use in comparison.

Also... you're going to need a chart or a citation of some sort to suppliment your correlation statistics, because they sound like some Orthodox Christian fundamentalist bullshit.
>vidya games are baaaad
>masturbating is baaaad

>>939373137 (OP)
My late 20s. I'd had several girlfriends but we always drifted apart. It wasn't until a friend retweeted one of my exs bragging about her new bf and his huge cock that it finally dawned on me that I had a small penis and wasn't satisfying them. It cut me to my core and even though I've had the opportunity to get close to new women, I never could bring myself to get close to anyone like that again. I'm in my 50s now and I'm dying alone. Some guys get all the luck, lol...

>>939374387

I like everything you said so much

except for the very end part

because you actually used the labels alpha and Omega and all that shit

And we both know those labels aren't real
And people don't fit into any label
we are all a mosaic

But I also realize
The only way to convey
what you were trying to say
is by using those labels

So good job... You did a really good job of articulating it

because true self-confidence involves ACCEPTING THE THINGS WE ARE NOT GOOD AT but not wallowing in it

>>939373681
I know I'm a beta cause if a girl did that to me I would stay with her lol

>>939373137 (OP)
>When did you accept that you would never be an alpha male and thus experience true manhood?
When did you decide to believe any of that tripe?

>>939374439
This is an exaggerated version of what I was saying earlier

DIVIDING THINGS INTO CATEGORIES
USING LABELS

that's not how real life works

we're all a symphony

>>939373932
Lol you're the one calling yourself a snake lime it's some alternatives to alpha. If you're not alpha then guess what? You're not a subset, or omega, or gamma, or whatever the fuck. You're a beta that just lives a average life and that's fine.

>>939374613
The alpha and beta terminology is bullshit in the first place.

>>939374676
I totally agree

>>939374477
That's fair. I didn't need to use the labels at all... I guess it was my way to poke at an outdated mentality that was debunked about wolves, years ago.

Thanks, regardless.

>>939374454
says the guy who spends his life playing video games and playing with his little dick

lol to the guy who's fucked hundreds and hundreds of women

HOW THE FUCK WOULD "YOU" KNOW WHETHER IT'S COMPARABLE TO A PRIDE OF CATS?

when it comes to bedding women, I have more first hand experience then anybody I've ever met so my opinion and perspective is obviously based on more experience than yours

Go play another video game

>>939374676

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME

And there's also no such thing as an InCel

because nobody's putting a gun to their head and forcing them to behave in a way that they realize girls don't find attractive

>>939374715

Don't thank me................

thank your parents... they raised an intelligent young man

I had nothing to do with it

>>939374792
Hi Lolvis, you're still spamming threads with conversations with yourself I see.
Don't you ever get tired of monologuing?

>>939374835

Without making this about myself. I'll say this:

I thank my mom for teaching how to be.

I am thankful my father "taught" me what NOT to be.

My mom is smiling down on me, I feel.

It's like every time I mention how disgusting Trump is as a human being

I'm instantly accused of being a Biden supporter

That's not the way life works
Believe it or not, people don't fit into little boxes like that

let's forget beta and alpha
let's just focus on liberal and conservative

I've never met anybody who's 100% of either

Even the most liberal motherfuckers have conservative beliefs as well

and even the most conservative of assholes believes in letting people be weird as long as it's not hurting anybody else, right?

So to put somebody into a label box
Will only result in frustration and confusion

>>939374842

*pulls out a cantaloupe and green apple vape and to take a long pull*

>>939374934
Of course you vape too.

>>939374894

ahhhhh yes......

well, in life, learning what NOT to become is more important than what to become

and Mom..... yes....
werent we lucky?

we really REALLY lucked out

>>939374965

actually I don't

that was all bullshit
I'm rolling a joint

I was trying to give you some monologue

>>939375001
I just have to read the thread for that, there is no need for you to put in effort.

but my friend DOES vape
and he DID leave a vape over here last night

should I try it?
i don't trust the coils
I don't trust the chinese

I'm worried about heavy metals

>>939374990

Yup. Having a cool mom that has momma bear aura but still will call you out if you screw up is awesome.

>>939375026

my wife's getting ready for work so I'm rolling a doobie

and I reached over for the slow burning papers and saw my buddy's vape

hmmm...

I'm also not crazy about putting my mouth on it, because germs

I'll pass

oops silly me!! look at me!
I'm holding you up...
You want to enjoy yourself
NOT CREATING A MONOLOGUE
so have fun

.........................not monologuing
(whatever the fuck you get out of that)

>>939375071
Depending on the fluid in it, you could risk getting popcorn lungs too.

>>939375161
Every post made by you in this thread has an aspect of monologuing to it.

>>939375148
egg zack lee

>>939375166
absolutely correct

I didn't even get into the propylene glycol bullshit yet but yep that's one of the other reasons

>>939375186

>thinks I've limited it to this thread

well at least you've started some form of observational skill

now I'd recommend you open your aperture a little bit wider

and try to see the bigger picture

(as you're literally interrupting a conversation)

>>939375186

So you're saying I would do well if I had my own late night talk show?

I appreciate that...

I probably wouldn't even need to hire a team of Jewish writers

>>939373137 (OP)
2019 is when I got into femdom and findom properly

>>939375281

properly.....

I'm not exactly sure how you can properly become so improper

But whatever you say
It's not like it that he skin off my back

>>939375186

In other words.....

when I get my own late night show
YOU'LL TUNE IN?

awesome

>>939375148
my mom was without any doubt THE MOST INSIGHTFUL HUMAN I've ever met

she had an amazing insight into everything... and she always encouraged me to be as weird as I wanted to be

when I was young other kids thought I was weird (gee, I wonder why lol)
and Mom said "GOOD!!! they're afraid of you... fuck them! that's your strength"

(not 'theyre jealous of you'... but AFRAID)

it made me laugh... she was correct...
OWN IT

she was SOOOOO COOL

Mom always told me "you would be an EXCELLENT attorney"

and I always said , "nope... I scare people"

and she'd say "EXACTLY..... that's why you'd be so good at it"

see? she was totally fucking cook

>>939375485
>>939375531

Your mom sounds awesome

cool*

>>939375590

Mom was clairvoyant btw

notice I didn't say 'psychic'
because that's also a label
it carries cheesy connotations

the French term clairvoyant
(clear vision) is a much better term

she simply 'knew things' she couldn't know

she knew details about events that happened to us kids

events she didn't know about

hard to explain

here's a great PERFECT example:
me and my buddy Michael
met these two hot chicks
And they took us to their apartment
we had never been there before

we all took LSD and started fucking
WHEN THE PHONE RANG

it was MY MOTHER

again: we had never been to that apartment before

I didn't know the girl's phone number

MY MOTHER CALLED THE GODDAMN PHONE

somehow she divined the number out of thin air

100% true

And she actually did that same thing with phone numbers many times

literally just guessing a phone number out of thin air

there was no trick
there was no caveat
there was no addendum
there's no secret detail being left out

SHE LITERALLY PULLED THE NUMBER OUT OF THIN AIR AND CALLED IT

she did shit like that my entire life

we all thought it was normal
me and my brothers thought it was normal

she was calling me to tell me
"A MANAGER FROM A STRIP CLUB NEEDS YOU TO COME FILL IN AS THE DJ TONIGHT BECAUSE THEIR DJ DIDN'T SHOW UP"

And she literally...LITERALLY..... pulled Jane's phone number out of thin air

a phone number to an apartment
where I had never been before in my life

And I didn't even know the goddamn phone number

when she died
I sat down and
sequenced this song
as a tribute to her attitude

https://youtu.be/iZ4tk-ZKAK0?si=7edNhkUJkPrDnP_D

all moms have mother's intuition

but my mom was actually clairvoyant

>>939373137 (OP)
Must have been 13 or 14. I knew. I had seen the girls and who they liked. Tall, muscular, sports playing. That would never be me.

why does this spamming retard take over random threads?

>>939376096
how could i not have done so much earlier? i'm 17 now, how did i go this long without being a cunt? what's wrong with me?! i need to go to therapy to try and fix myself