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Is it true that women get all hormonal and moody when they're pregnant? Any dad anons who might weigh in

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>>939373935 (OP)
Yeah my wife was insane during her pregnancy real demonic possession type stuff.

>>939373935 (OP)
My wife becomes a complete and total semen demon when she is pregnant, which is weird because I become the opposite - I'm not one of those guys turned on by pregnant chicks - but I have to perform because she will hound me for cock otherwise.
Example: In normal life, she gags if I try to go too deep down her throat, but when she is ~ 5-6 months pregnant, she wants to throat me completely 2-3 times a day, and will drop to her knees almost anywhere, even her parents house when we're visiting.
Good luck bro.

>>939377265
fuck.

>>939377380
so, on top of being crazy they get horny as well?

>>939377546
>so, on top of being crazy they get horny as well?
Yes. Insanely horny.
Mine can get annoyingly horny to the point where it'll start a fight if I don't fuck her.
So I just let her go down on me then ride me.
We had a fight once when I didn't want to fuck, and it got so intense (she was really pissed) that I said I would fuck her right there and then if she'd stop fighting and she said "yes" so I took her to the bedroom and tied her up with her knees up to her chest and put a ball gag in her mouth, then laid her sideways on the bed and just fucked the shit out of her for nearly an hour before dumping a load.
She was happy, but later that night started spotting, which made me think I killed the kid (I didn't, he turned out fine) but that made me resolve not to hate-fuck my pregnant wife ever again.
That is why I wished OP good luck. Women are a pain in the ass normally, but pregnant women are another thing altogether.
The other thing is their cravings. My first kid is made up of about 80% Baskin-Robbins ice cream, and 20% Arby's Beef Sandwiches.
The second one is about 80% Egg McMuffins and 20% Malted Milk Balls.
Go figure.

>>939373935 (OP)
They don't have to be pregnant to be hormonal & moody, pregnancy just gives them a built in excuse so polite people won't call em out for it. If I'm supposed to be responsible for my actions while drunk bitches can be responsible for their's while being knocked up

>>939373935 (OP)
as a femanon yes

>>939377820
Women aren't responsible for anything they do or say. Which is why no one ever let them vote until those retards in 1920 gave them the vote.

>>939377758
thanks, anon. boy oh boy am I in for a good one. I think I am kissing my nights drinking with the lads goodbye.

>>939373935 (OP)
Yeah my wife became insanely horny and started to fuck anything that moves.
Luckily for me that happened only when she was pregnant so I didn't became a cuck.

>>939373935 (OP)
Bro never heard of the myth of the bloody vagina

>>939373935 (OP)
It varies from pregnancy to pregnancy, but yes. With our first, she was incredibly bubbly the whole time, and couldn't get enough of spicy food. It was really the only way she would eat. I must have gone through 10 pounds of crushed red pepper and spent 7 months shitting molten lead. But with our second she was more broody.

>>939379701
Well I don't have children but I have a sister that has been pregnant several times, and what I can say is that she was very moody, even before she gave birth

>>939378072
>I think I am kissing my nights drinking with the lads goodbye.
The one lesson older guys can teach younger guys is that once that kid is born your ENTIRE life is going to change. Not just one part, but pretty much all of it as you knew is gone.
You start worrying about what fertilizer to use on your lawn, or what's the best shingle to get for the roof. You will learn more about baby formula and poop than you could possibly imagine, and suddenly every toy that requires assembly will drive you mad.
Good luck.

>>939380413
This. Forget about your old life. Having a kid is a whole new life.

>>939377924
Me and my 2 close friends had a discussion about this recently: women are fucking retarded as fuck. I recently met one’s finance, we all hung out for a few days and man she is something else… total opposite of my friend. Doesn’t get any dark racist humor, barely cusses, she drinks alcohol but I think the issue is she was raised upper middle class and sheltered at home to not be vulgar. Mean while my buddy is shouting nigger everytime he’s drunk lol

>>939373935 (OP)
when