Thread 939374023

As far as Trump’s plan to change the name of the “Department of Defense” back to the “Department of War,” I support it.

>>939374023 (OP)
The chinks and ruskies need to be reminded why they piss their pants at night.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Then these changes will happen
Department of Commerce > Department of Plenty
Department of Labor > Department of Love
Department of Justice > Department of Truth
Department of Homeland Security > Department of Peace

>>939374023 (OP)
And another thing I want to mention: I have no friends at all.

>>939374286
Thanks for your input, libtard, but you're in the wrong thread.
THIS is a thread for MAGA Chads - not woke libshits!
Maybe you should be more careful next time...

>>939374364
Trump disowned maga.

>>939374404
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You'll have to try harder than that, libtard!
I won't fall for your Jedi mind tricks!
Now, BEAT IT before I start getting angry...

Hail to the chief!

>>939374536
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS TRUMP!
MY PRESIDENT!

>>939374452
Why do you think he is no longer wearing the hats?

Go on a have your sexual fantasies with trump.

>>939375533
Sorry, libshit - you must be projecting.
I appreciate how masculine Trump is, but I'm only attracted to women.
It's funny how libtards always try to talk about sex when Trump is mentioned...

>>939374558
Trump's not going to win this war he's started, but I support his desire to reverse the pendulum in the direction of war.

>>939374069
>The chinks and ruskies need to be reminded why they piss their pants at night.
The only thing the ruskies are worried about are teeth marks on their glans if the americans suck too hard

>>939374023 (OP)
The only thing trump's gone to war on is his diaper.
On an hourly basis.

>>939374023 (OP)
Daaaaamn trump looks good!!!!! Like David hasselhoff

>>939374023 (OP)
as far as what an unemployed lonely bored douchebag supports, nobody cares

because you're not supporting YOURSELF

obviously mommy's keeping you alive

>>939374023 (OP)
Wouldn't it make sense, with Trump's self-declaration to be a peacemaker, to change it to "The Department for Peace"?
It has a nice Orwellian ring to it too.

>>939374023 (OP)
you support Trump s decisions

but SUPPORTING YOURSELF requires effort ?

so you let your mother continue handling it

>>939376040
Well, well, well... Look what the cat dragged in...
I'm surprised an Ivan can read!
You may daydream about MAGA Americans sucking you off, but we don't even think about you, spud!

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>>939376138
Whats wrong with living with my mommy and loving my mommy and letting my mommy take care of me? Whats wrong with that unironically?
Dont you love your mom?

>>939374023 (OP)
so you're a WELFARE PATRIOT?

because whether it's tax payers or your mother, either way, you're a sit on your ass on a work day PATRIOT

got it.......

either way, it's welfare... It's you relying on someone else to wipe your lazy fucking ass kind of a PATRIOT

The lazy sedentary unemployed complaining PATRIOT

>>939376183
>we don't even think about you, spud!
You can't say that about your Glorious Leader. Look at the simpering looks he was giving Putin during his announcement after the Anchorage meeting, when he let Putin go first.

>>939376190

So let's make sure I understand this, okay?

cuz I don't want to be accused of getting anything wrong
okay ...

So you're the type of PATRIOT Who collects cheesy homoerotic imagery of Donald Trump, doesn't have a job, can't afford a pair of socks without his mother's help, eats all of her food out of her refrigerator and rides her Wi-Fi for free all day PATRIOT

You're that type of a patriot? got it

I used to think patriotism had a different definition.... I didn't realize being a patriot meant basically being a 9-year-old girl with a computer

Man you guys sure are patriotic!

>>939375838
I am not the one posting half naked pictures of trump.

>>939376314
Putin likes to suck the loads out of Trump's MAGA cock!
Putin loves when Trump rubs his vinegary balls all over his slavic face!
Putin creams his pants thinking about Trump!

Sorry to break it to you, but this is reality!

>>939376396
keking over here

>>939376376
You're right - you'd be posting full nude photos, but you're a weak little libshit!
I'm just proud of MY PRESIDENT!
You're the gay one, libtard!

>>939376314
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>>939376396
Does this make Trump look like an "alpha"? You can see who the bottom is in this relationship.
Plus I use real pictures, not your homoerotic fanfic art

>>939374023 (OP)
Trump's real problem started with the dyslexia

let's just be honest, okay?

All of the myriad mountainous monumental moronic shortcomings and inabilities really revolve around that pivotal time of his life when he was first being introduced to the education system

BUT HE WAS AFRAID PEOPLE WOULD FIND OUT HE HAD DYSLEXIA

He didn't even know it was dyslexia

He didn't realize there was a name for it

All he knew was
UPSIDE DOWN LETTERS
NUMBERS CONFUSED CONFUSE
ME READ
LOOK! LETTERS
NUMBERS

OOGA OOGA

But he never told the teachers
And ever since then....
It's been a comical clown show

That's where he solidified his inability to admit any false or mistakes

That's where the entire emperor's new clothes fag show started

And you?
Not sure how old you were back in 1988 or 1986 even

but obviously you weren't receiving a monthly subscription to SPY MAGAZINE

because if you were, even back in the '80s you would have already known Trump was dyslexic and illiterate

You would have known he was the laughing stock of the real New York elite society

I'm not talking about some NBC apprentice fake bullshit public image PR crap marketing shit...

HE WAS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE REAL MANHATTAN ELITE

they all made fun of him for having a tiny penis and not being able to read

And you support his decisions?
That's fascinating
thanks for sharing

You've literally changed the world

>>939374023 (OP)
He might change the name of a department....

But by sharing your opinion today
YOU MADE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

YOU CHANGED THE GODDAMN WORLD, MY FRIEND!!!

CONGRATULATIONS

>>939374023 (OP)
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>>939376459
Jesus Christ dude you actually have these saved?

>>939376483
Putin love when Trump claps his cheeks HARD and leaves them as red as the USSR flag.
BTW - these are real photos of DONALD J. TRUMP!
Fake news will try to tell you otherwise, but it's all a hoax to attempt to make Trump look less masculine.
Get out of here, Ivan - you can't win!

Trump didn't even realize they had a name for his problem

He had never even heard of dyslexia

And he already started his lifelong tradition of hiding his weaknesses and defiantly insisting he was superhuman

lol gross

yep It turns out there's a name for it dumbass.... And I'm not talking about the word 'dyslexia'

nope I'm talking about the STUPID
I'm talking about the word RETARDED

because dyslexia is nothing more than A STUPID FEEBLE TINY LITTLE BRAIN

a tiny stupid brain who can't process letters and numbers

ooga ooga

no wonder he loves the uneducated

>>939376595
It's called PATRIOTISM, libshit.
I guess you wouldn't know what that is...

>>939374023 (OP)
Trump forcing the US imperialism machine to be honest

>>939376595

I know it's so odd how they actually DOWNLOAD AND SAVE those creepy homo erotic... BLATANTLY fucking hung over erotic bullshit AI fag show pictures

what kind of dude actually downloads that?

what kind of male adult human being has space on his hard drive FOR THAT?

>>939376681

You know goddamn good and well He was Epstein's best customer

of course.... duhhh
You're not stupid
YOU KNOW HE DID IT

But even worse..... You also know
HE WAS EPSTEIN'S BEST FRIEND

You've seen the video
He's so excited and happy
I've never seen him behave like that before

Have you?............

He's so excited and happy like a little 7-year-old boy in a toy store....

only when his best friend Jeffrey was there

In fact, you can actually see his subordinate role...

You can see that Trump was the underling trying to impress Jeffrey

And like a little jester he was smiling and bouncing around and so proud of himself

YOU ARE A LOT LIKE YOUR IDOL

BECAUSE NEITHER OF YOU HAS THE BALLS

TO ADMIT WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT YOU

>>939376693
What's the matter, libtard?
Too scared to address the Alpha Male?
I have these saved for when the twisted media corporations try to deface MY PRESIDENT!
Just because they show how masculine Trump is, doesn't mean that they are erotic.
They're just erotic to you because you are gay, libshit!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>939376681

And I'm not being a dick head

I'm actually on your side, Believe it or not

I don't want you to look stupid
I'm trying to give you an out

understand?... This is your lifeline

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN DONALD TRUMP MORE EXCITED AND HAPPY LIKE A LITTLE 7-YEAR-OLD BOY?

feel free to find me some images of him acting like a goofy little girl

He only did it when his best friend Jeffrey was there

OH, AND HERE'S A PURITAN PATRIOT PROTIP:

stop calling him Epstein....
Your orange Elvis called him JEFFREY

So start calling him Jeffrey from now on

>>939376792

dude you should seriously consider joining the log fag crew

seriously...

at least they're routine is somewhat original compared to yours

But yeah.. I recently told myself
"I am not going to mention that I fucked almost 800 women again in here"

God damn it there I go
SHIT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN...

........... whadyaknow?

oh well. I'll have to zip my lip at a later time

But yeah. Your little SSI impersonation of an alpha male is adorable

I'm sure your mom Will be very impressed when she comes home

INSIDER SECRET:
If you really truly want to impress mommy today, Why don't you be wearing a McDonald's uniform when she comes home?

her little alpha soldier finally got a job

And soon you'll be able to afford your own goddamn existence

>>939376792

AGAIN:

STOP CALLING HIM "EPSTEIN"

It's very impersonal.....

Trump called him JEFFREY
And I'd appreciate it if you'd show a little respect

>>939376927
Do not address me, schizo libtard.
You are tolerated in this thread only because the MAGA Chads are kind people.
Also because I can't be bothered to read your drivel...
Do NOT aggravate me, or you will incur my wrath.
Continue your ramblings on your own.

>>939376792

by the way.... Total complete stream of consciousness shit here, okay?

But I just realized something:
the little 'stop calling him Epstein. Trump referred to him as Jeffrey' thing I just made up?

............ THAT'S POWERFUL

THAT'S REALLY REALLY GOOD WORK.....

seriously..... forgive me for tooting my own horn

but THAT'S FUCKING POWERFUL....

can you imagine the effect that will have if I start spreading it on Facebook?

HAHAHAHAHA

DEAR MAGA:
STOP CALLING HIM EPSTEIN...
Your idle always referred to him as JEFFREY

................... That would get me hired at any creative agency

I promise

That would go so well in a resume for a creative job.....

speaking of creative...
I usually sequence all of my music on computers and you know... VSTs

But I sequenced this using nothing more than a phone
no shit

I created this using just my goddamn phone

And it's not bad..
In fact, parts of it are absolutely perfect

https://voca.ro/14awZe888Yee

Tell me what you think

>>939377023

no seriously....
I'm dead fucking serious.....

I created this entire fucking thing using just a goddamn smartphone

I didn't even use a computer

It's pretty fucking good

https://voca.ro/14awZe888Yee

In fact, feel free to download it
Play it for Mom when she comes home

"STOP CALLING HIM EPSTEIN.... TRUMP PREFERRED CALLING HIM JEFFREY"

nothing makes liberals happier than watching y'all post fake shit while he slowly rots

see I've made money charging people for my creative ideas ever since I was a little kid...

no shit I did my first magazine cover when I was 12 and I got $3,600 and I knew exactly what the fuck I wanted to do for the rest of my life, right?...

Right?........

So I've sold creative ideas my entire life

I guarantee if I walked into any creative agency...

And they said "show us what youve got"

And I smiled and said "STOP CALLING HIM EPSTEIN... YOUR HERO PREFERRED THE NAME JEFFREY"

........ they would be a moment of silence and soon afterwards I would be hired

absolutely I know it for a fact. I could do it right now if I wanted to

because That's what you call DYN-O-MITE!!!

in the industry, That's what they call
D Y N - O - M I T E !!

https://voca.ro/1wrPGthFQOOV

>>939377250
You libshits are hilarious! HAHAHA!
First of all - this is fake news and is clearly photo shopped.
Secondly, why would you root against Trump to begin with? He's Making America Great Again!
But, I guess you don't want that...
Keep seething at our success!
We'll just keep winning - as usual!

>>939377362

Have you ever seen
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER?

It's the best James Bond movie by far. absolutely, positively.. beyond any shadow of a doubt..... It's the absolute BEST 007 movie out of the entire fucking franchise.

because it goes without saying that Sean Connery was James Bond

but even more importantly, the previous films featured a Sean Connery that was quite simply TOO YOUNG TO BE BELIEVABLE

The human being Sean Connery hadn't yet grown gray hair at his temples, so he simply wasn't old enough to actually accurately portray the debonair experience and sophistication of James Bond...

until DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER......

It's so fucking cool!... look, you can can it about politics for a minute, because now we're talking about entertainment

I'm trying to turn you on to something that most young people don't even know about... although I'm pretty sure you're actually older than a lot of the people i

And I'm pretty sure you may even very well be the log fag

And that's okay if you are
because I don't feel silly playing along either way

THIS IS MY VERSION OF PLAYING ALONG

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MOVIE DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER?

It was actually Connery's last Bond film...

at least that's what he thought until many many years later when somebody talk to him in to doing NEVER SAY NEVER

which was perhaps the worst Bond film ever made

But right now we're talking about
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

Yes it's from the '70s, I think maybe 74? 72? I really don't know I'd have to double check

So it's slightly dated.... WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY IT'S SO COOL!!!!!

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MAKES IT SO COOL

IT'S FUCKING PERFECT DUDE

IT'S FUCKING AMAZING

https://youtu.be/ntqVNYqmf5g?si=GzqyGgwyDXlGvj8m

>>939377362

I stand corrected!
It's a 1971 film

check this out dude:
ALL THE WAY BACK IN 1971
THIS MOVIE SHOWED AREA 51

That's right. In 1971, the movie DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER hinted that the moon landing was faked and filmed at area 51

decades before anybody knew what area 51 was

https://youtu.be/W_-ZwA-ZBcE?si=LOByPezJdi3DA9Eo

diamonds are forever is primarily set in Las Vegas

a Howard Hughes type figure lives like a recluse in the top of a luxury hotel casino

And the fate of the world hangs on some diamonds

turns out the Howard Hughes guy has been kidnapped by Blofeld

It's really fucking awesome...
But anyway
back in 1971
Albert broccoli clearly shows area 51
and insinuates we faked the moon landing there

That was a like almost 20 years before people started talking about area 51

BAMBI AND THUMPER:
might very well be one of the best scenes in the entire movie....

007 enters a residence (And oh my god the place is so fucking cool- And you can look it up on Google and see the house still exists and is for sale)

And he meets two chicks in the house...

Bambi.... and Thumper......
lol
dude the movie is so fucking perfect
You need to lighten up and smoke a joint
and sit down and pay attention

It only lasts like an hour and a half
maybe less
Just try to stay focused for a little while

And try to enjoy yourself

THE MOVIE IS BADASS

https://youtu.be/JvWUDZDyFBE?si=j2hlzDvkN4SbT-9D

by far the very best Bond movie ever made

I was 8 years old when that movie came out. That was back when the world was a much safer place and a little 8-year-old kid could walk to the local theater on the weekend, buy a matinee ticket to James Bond, and walk back home (The entire time imagining that I was James Bond lol)

yeah things aren't like that anymore

But this trailer sure takes me back to a much better time

https://youtu.be/9yOamj4mlnE?si=dG_-9FOCKSzZql3f

you'll be doing yourself a big favor to sit down and watch the movie because it's definitely the gold standard when it comes to 007

>>939377362

And no......

no there aren't any penises or shirtless muscular men

there aren't going to be any anime girls or computer-generated hedgehogs

It's just human beings playing the roles of different characters in a really really good movie

It's corny at moments but that's exactly why it's so fucking campy and cool

That's exactly what makes it so goddamn fucking cool

YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL JAMES BOND'S COLOGNE WATCHING THE MOVIE

>>939374023 (OP)
sorry... James Bond you know... You know...


anyway.. You were saying something about politics?

>>939374023 (OP)

SPEAKING OF JAMES BOND:

octopussy was the last actual in Fleming work, and it was horrible

In fact all of the Roger Moore bond films were horrible EXCEPT FOR LIVE AND LET DIE

And in fact, strangely enough...
diamonds are forever was Connery's last 007

and live and let die was Roger Moore's first 007

AND THEY ARE THE TWO BEST BOND FILMS EVER MADE

and in some ways, live and let die is almost as good as diamonds are forever

live and let die is fucking awesome in its own right

IT'S ONE OF THE TWO BEST BOND FILMS EVER MADE

LIVE AND LET DIE
https://youtu.be/sn8alMYSu44?si=Cta-DiGf9kDJJYNa

(interesting side note : when McCartney completed the theme song he presented it to Albert broccoli... Who listened to it and thought McCartney was pulling his leg... He literally said "okay Paul, but what about the real song?")

>>939374364
Christ; you guys are faggots

>>939374023 (OP)
Just release the Epstein files.

>>939374023 (OP)
I went to the gym today. It was good. I'm still high.

>>939374179
"...the clocks struck thirteen."

>>939377255
Massive denial buddy...he will be out soon