Thread 939386800

I normally fap daily, but I took a one day break, and now I just don't have any interest to fap. I know I'm going to again, but why am I suddenly uninterested in fapping after taking a one day break?

>>939386800 (OP)

MASTURBATING IS A PRISON

It's a self-imposed prison for cowards

they think it's 'cheat codes'
they think it's cutting corners
they think it's success

IT'S A PRISON

MEN WHO MASTURBATE
DON'T GET PUSSY

So they become effeminate and they end up sucking dicks

>>939386800 (OP)
Over-exertion. Take some time off, don't force it just wait till the urge hits and next time you crank it you'll have a better gasm.

>>939386929

lol @ YOUR CREEPY HOMOSEXUAL ADVICE

how often do you give masturbation advice to females?

Do you have any external perspective at all?

is there even a tiny drop of self-awareness in you?

>>939386929

Why don't you give ME SOME OF YOUR GAY MASTURBATION ADVICE, You fucking weirdo?

probably because you can tell who would break your fucking jaw in real life if you started talking about masturbation with me

as a matter of fact I think that would be a really good experiment for you

You ought to turn off the computer
Go drive down the road a couple miles
find a gas station somewhere
and just start approaching men telling them HOW TO IMPROVE THEIR MASTURBATION GAME

after they beat you unconscious and steal your car, you'll eventually wake up in an emergency room and you'll never ever ever EVER act like a faggot again

>>939386929
100% this
Making it part of your routine is how you end up with health issues

>>939387080
>>939387011
Same fags are gayer than fag thread fags

>>939386929

I'm really concerned if you don't try the experiment and wake up in an emergency room...

you'll actually continue this same creepy homosexual behavior indefinitely


doesn't your mother know somebody who could beat the shit out of you tonight real fast and just get it over with?

It seems like she'd be willing to suck some guy's dick if it meant getting you out of her spare bedroom

>>939387098

and making it part of your life at all is exactly how you ended up without a girlfriend

YOU DON'T GET LAID

SO THAT'S THE BIGGEST HEALTH PROBLEM OF THEM ALL

YOU SUFFER FOR MY CONDITION CALLED HOMOSEXUALITY

>>939387121

LOOK EVERYBODY!!

I FOUND THE IDIOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SAME FAGGING IS

>>939387121

>gayer

WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME, ROMEO?

lol

what the fuck? You don't have a girlfriend?

isn't that adorable?
You truly are your mommy's little girl

>>939387121

by the way how old are you?

It doesn't matter how old you are
So scratch that last question
WHY DON'T GIRLS LIKE YOU?

>>939386800 (OP)
>but why am I suddenly uninterested in fapping after taking a one day break?
M23 and it just happens. Sometimes I do multiple times a day. Sometimes I go days to a week without it. Longest I went without the urge was like two weeks (Not counting no fap challenges).

>>939387121

Believe it or not when I was 25 years old I still remembered the names of almost all of the women I fucked

hundreds and hundreds of names

I still remembered all of their faces

(those are the ones whose names I actually knew... there were another few dozen women whose names I never even asked in the first place)

what's your girlfriend's name, Romeo?

>>939387309
Also the schizo troll has a few funny lines kek

>>939387326
can you fuck my girl while i watch and jerk off

>>939387309

TRANSLATION
:

You're the biggest coward in your entire family lineage

of all the men in your entire family's lineage

YOU ARE THE CLOSEST THING TO A WOMAN

You're a scared easily intimidated frightened little effeminate bitch

Who pretends you're masculine by playing with your penis lol

YOU'RE LIKE AN 11 YEAR-OLD BOY AT BEST

>>939387330

lol

I'm trying my best
I really really am

And I'm not a troll
I'm just sandpaper
I'm just a grain of sand
in everybody's condom

And I'm completely fucking insane for sure, but it's not schizophrenia and it's not psychosis

It's actually performance art but thank you very much sir

I definitely don't think I'm superior to any of you guys

If you knew me in real life you would realize I actually feel quite the opposite

In so many ways I look up to you young men and I envy you

I'm a total fucking loser

HOWEVER:
This total fucking loser has no shortage of self-confidence

And that's how I talked hundreds of women into spreading their legs for me

So you can take this however you'd like:

MASTURBATION IS LIKE THE KITTY RIDES IN THE FRONT OF AN AMUSEMENT PARK

where the children don't have to be FRIGHTENED by the BIG BOY RIDES


But you guys can handle the big boy rides
trust me it's not really frightening at all

It seems scary at first

but... In case you haven't noticed
EVERYTHING "FUN" WAS SCARY WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING

like roller coasters
or getting in a fist fight
or asking a woman out on a date

WHAT SEEMS SCARY WHILE DOING IT

ALWAYS SEEMS "FUN" WHEN LOOKING BACK ON IT IN RETROSPECT

The longer you keep masturbating
the less and less likely you are to ever break free of this self-imposed masturbatory prison

For every 24 hours you rely on masturbation, you become an entire week less likely to ever break free and find a girlfriend to empty your testicles for you

NOTHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN
UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO BE SCARED
AND TAKE SOME RISKS

nothing fun will ever be found in your comfort zone

FACT:

ANY MAN THAT ADVISES YOU CONTINUE MASTURBATING....

WILL NEVER GET ANY PUSSY

SO HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO GET ANY PUSSY EITHER

DO NOT...
I REPEAT
DO... NOT.... TAKE HIS ADVICE

>>939387330
i take a break for days/weeks at a time.

PORNOGRAPHY AND MASTURBATION CREATE AN AURA AROUND YOU:

This is 100% true

This might be the most important thing for you to walk away from this conversation with

let me repeat it again

MASTURBATING CREATES A PALPABLE AURA AROUND YOU.... AND WOMEN CAN PERCEIVE IT

That's 100% accurate... You may not realize it but they can see it in your eyes

they can see it in the way you carry yourself

they can see it in the way you shrug your shoulders and to side not to introduce yourself to them

THEY'RE VERY VERY FAMILIAR WITH IT

And you can actually eliminate that creepy aura by getting rid of all the pornography and change the entire way you think about sex and masturbation

>>939387703

I'm sure that comes as a great relief to all the 4 billion women on planet Earth

DECIDE*

not TO SIDE
sorry I'm using speech to text as always

women can see it in your eyes when you're a masturbating coward

And yes..
I said "COWARD"

.............. It's not an insult
It's a human trait

You're a human... we're all flawed

So say it with me... "COWARD"
good.. again

"COWARD"

That's even better...
You guys in the back?... say it with me

"I'M A COWARD SO I MASTURBATE BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF ASKING WOMEN OUT AND BEING REJECTED"

>>939387822

And women can see the cowardice in your eyes

trust me... I'm not lying... women just having intuition about this shit

they can tell by the way that you carry yourself when you walk

they can tell by the way you hold your shoulders

they can tell by the quick glance and then you look away

they can tell by the way you shrug your shoulders and DECIDE* Not to introduce yourself and break the ice with conversation

they know exactly what it is

they know exactly what you're doing and why you're doing it

THEY KNOW YOU ARE AFRAID

In fact... The opposite is also true

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk - I'm a woman's man no time to talk"

https://youtu.be/fNFzfwLM72c?si=xyVpPImcI_jsuSzh

women can tell whether you're not going home and masturbating

they can tell there's a tiger inside of you

>>939387430
You're a tad schizophrenic but at least you're not a homeless schizophrenic

weird but true story:

Like 9 or 10 years ago my wife and I got really high.... And I used a sequencer to sample the section out of "Stayin' Alive" that goes:

"LIFE GOING NOWHERE. SOMEBODY HELP ME. SOMEBODY HELP ME, YEAH"

And I played it on a LOOP
FOR THREE ENTIRE DAYS.....

.... THREE
....... ENTIRE
........... DAYS

while we fucked on meth

>>939388372

YOU ALMOST SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT


......... .............. almost

DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA
and watch how quickly everybody realizes you don't know what schizophrenia is

Domocrata wants to pop your baby yolks and make cocktail from it

>>939388372

I'm not schizophrenic at all

I don't have schizophrenia. I don't have schizoaffective disorder.. I don't have any dissociative psychiatric disorders whatsoever


TELL EVERYBODY WHAT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS

PLEASE DEFINE IT FOR THEM

because this would be the perfect time for everybody to learn You don't know what the fuck you're talking about

.......... uhhhhh

yyyyeahhhhhhhh

okay.... That's kind of what I thought

SCHIZOPHRENIA IS THE PSYCHOTIC BELIEF THAT ONE'S LIFE IS SECRETLY BEING CONTROLLED BY AN EXTERNAL ENTITY

exactly what about ME.....
exactly what about THE WAY I TYPE....
exactly what about THE WAY I THINK...
INDICATES....
THAT I THINK.....
MY LIFE IS SECRETLY....
BEING CONTROLLED BY SOME EXTERNAL FORCE?

>>939386800 (OP)
You’re giving yourself time to recalibrate as the homosexual you were born to be. On Saturday, search up some gay porn and shoot a few ropes.

>>939386910
Is it ok to masturbate if I do get pussy?

>>939388372
So from now on you don't have to make that mistake anymore
If you had studied psychology, You would have never guessed schizophrenia
You would have guess MANIC DEPRESSION...
MANIA......
But you would have still been mistaken
because I actually don't have manic depression

I'm not in a state of mania..

I have a condition HYPOMANIA
HYPO = less than... beneath.. under...
It means I'M NOT QUITE MANIC
It might appear to be mania to somebody who doesn't understand what they're looking at... But I'm not in mania at all
If I want to, I'm fully capable of becoming slow and boring like everybody else, But I've never been slow or boring by nature

I do everything fast
BUT I AM NOT IN A STATE OF MANIA
MANIA IS PSYCHOSIS
I never actually experience mania
I'm always skimming directly beneath the surface of mania
imagine the surface of the ocean is mania
I'm a torpedo that's barreling just beneath the surface of the water at 100 knots an hour
But I'm not at the surface
I'm not in mania
I'M JUST EXTREMELY CREATIVE
AND FAST

And when I was young I learned
how to turn this condition into a weapon

did you know:
One of the textbook symptoms of hypomania is
TALKING PEOPLE INTO SPONTANEOUS SEX ACTS?

Google it

It's actually textbook
The ability to talk random strangers into having sex right there on the spot... Just cold call, cold sales...

no buildup no hints no beating around the bush

TALKING THEM INTO HAVING SEX WITH YOU RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT

That's actually one of the symptoms

So it's not a curse
ask my penis
And he'll tell you
"It's been a fucking blessing"

>>939388593

sure but ask yourself....

WHICH ONE OF YOU ISN'T SATISFYING THE OTHER ONE?

That way neither of you will be surprised when the other one cheats

>>939388372

If you want to be able to diagnose schizophrenia in the written word. .

It's actually very easy to do

see, you have to remember:
THEY THINK SOMETHING IS CONTROLLING THEIR EXISTENCE

they dissociate from the reality of their own life and it appears to them that SOME EXTERNAL FORCE is in control of their life

So when they're writing... It will be a jumbled spaghetti pile of different tangential deviations... 1 minute they expect you to already know that something is controlling their life.. they'll talk about some kind of conspiracy or plot that's being levied against them, almost as if you're supposed to know about it

(because they think they are the only one who doesn't know the script to their own life. they assume YOU are probably in on it too)

then there will be religious bullshit
And maybe in the same sentence as Jesus or Moses suddenly some occultist wacko shit

And maybe a hint THEY are in fact the Jesus or Moses character after all

there was an overall general paranoia to their writing, in which they are going through articulate and needlessly loquacious descriptions of a PLOT AGAINST THEM


A PLOT... AGAINST THEM....
with hints that YOU should already know about it


......... THATS how to recognize schizophrenia in the written word

>>939388593

I don't know about you, but if a woman gives me permission to sexually assault her... WITHOUT CALLING THE POLICE ON ME.... FOR FREE......

I'M GOING TO GET MY MONEY'S WORTH

when I'm done I'll be walking like a cowboy for 2 days

there's no need to touch my penis
I'm letting that motherfucker heal after I get done with that bitch

Yep he's schizophrenic like my uncle when he's off meds

I've literally fucked the skin off my goddamn dick in a bitch's butthole before

hitting that shit dry for days tweaking

literally peeling the goddamn fucking skin off my goddamn fucking dick

with fecal bacteria going in the wounds and everything

I didn't give a flying fuck


I mentioned a few minutes ago
ONE OF THE TEXTBOOK SYMPTOMOLOGIES OF HYPOMANIA IS:

SPONTANEOUSLY TALKING PEOPLE INTO SEX

well believe it or not, when I was a young man, one day I was at a party at a friend's apartment and there was all these people I had never met before....

yep... You know where this story's going don't you? lol

well trust me, it's true
I'm not lying
A bunch of really cute girls and their boyfriends and some dudes that didn't have any girlfriends

And we were all sitting there enduring the agonizing SOCIETAL NICETIES

"oh yeah, I love that color fingernail polish. That's totally cool"

"oh yeah, that was a great football game"

And I decided
what the fuck
So I stood up.........

>>939389101

If your uncle has schizophrenia then I'm nothing like him

allow me to explain:
having an uncle doesn't make you a psychologist or a psychiatrist

having an uncle
IS NOT A DEGREE IN PSYCHOLOGY

OBVIOUSLY

YOUR UNCLE IS STUPID
I AM NOT STUPID
I'm not the smartest person on earth
But I'm definitely not stupid

SCHIZOPHRENIC PEOPLE ARE NATURALLY STUPID

PEOPLE WITH HYPOMANIA ARE NATURALLY INTELLIGENT

People with schizophrenia have a problem fitting in or adapting to things

People with hypomania can jump right into something and master it instantly without any training

But you didn't know this....

And would you like to know WHY You didn't know this?

BECAUSE HAVING AN UNCLE
IS NOT A DEGREE IN PSYCHOLOGY

So you're like toilet seat bacteria pretending to understand the international space station

maybe you wouldn't look so stupid
If you didn't pretend to be so smart

>>939389214
>SCHIZOPHRENIC PEOPLE ARE NATURALLY STUPID
Wrong.

>>939388793
Imagine thinking that only sexually unsatisfied people masturbate. You'll grow out of this nonsense.

>>939389101

let's see if your uncle has ever told you a story like this before, Mr Gaming chair Freud

SO I STOOD UP....
And I announced
"OKAY, EVERYBODY WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER"

Believe it or not that's exactly what I said

And the whole room went silent...
everybody was looking at me
And without hesitating
without skipping a beat
I continued:

"OKAY, ALL YOU GUYS GET YOUR ASS IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!! SCRUB YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP AND WATER LIKE A SURGEON PREPARING FOR SURGERY!! AND WASH YOUR JUNK EVERYBODY WASH YOUR GODDAMN DICKS AND BALLS!"

And ALL OF THE GUYS IMMEDIATELY BOLTED TO THAT BATHROOM

they ran to that goddamn fucking bathroom to wash their hands

And I turned and looked at the women and said "Have you ever been getting fingered by a guy, and you realize he hasn't washed his hands since y'all went to the restaurant and he touched all the door handles and used the restroom and everything"

And the girls went "eeeweww" as they started taking off their clothes

100% fucking true

ABSOLUTELY 100% UNEQUIVOCALLY POSITIVELY UBIQUITOUSLY TRUE

That's exactly how I did it

>>939389214
My unc ain't no schizo. Reread my post.

>>939389309
You're wrong.

>>939389287

nope actually you're wrong

see? It's really not complicated

YOURE wrong

>>939389287

I never said EVERY SCHIZOPHRENIC PERSON IS STUPID

That's not what I said at all

because schizophrenia is a spectrum much like autism and bipolar

And I'm speaking in generalized terms:
GENERALLY SPEAKING
schizophrenic people are not particularly brilliant

some of them are

Your uncle might be smart as fuck, But that doesn't mean I'm wrong. because I'm actually correct... I'm 100% correct

then again, there's a possibility your uncle doesn't have schizophrenia

Have you ever thought about that? there's a possibility the diagnosis is incorrect

nevertheless:
9 out of 10 schizophrenic people will be flatlined stupid. dipshits. I'm not talking about beautiful mind type of movie plots here...

I'm talking about stupid uneducated people who think they are Jesus and they think there's a plot where everybody's trying to hurt them

Not exactly what you would call brilliant

And they're disorder causes them to have a lack of valuable social interactions, meaning they become even stupider

>>939389296

I don't have to imagine... I fucked hundreds and hundreds of women in my life, and I've always found that to be quite satisfactory, and I don't have the need to run home like a little boy and play with my tinky afterwards

If I'm still horny... I'll just go fuck them again

Why would I sit there like a douchebag trying to tickle myself when I have somebody else who will tickle me?

You sound like the type of guy who would also suck a dick, just because it's sex

and homosexuality is okay
as long as you're up front about it
But if you're one of those guys who pretends to be bisexual

then you're simply jeopardizing the safety of innocent people because you're too much of a coward to be honest with yourself

But then again maybe you're not a cocksucking faggot. maybe You're just somebody who can't seem to nail a woman the right way so you have to go home and play with yourself afterwards?

I'm not going to go all in on a fancy dinner in an expensive restaurant just to run home and lick a McDonald's wrapper afterwards

I'm not going to play the super bowl just to go home and play Madden football like a little boy

>>939389342

And so anyway...

I'm not lying
Not at all
at that time, I didn't even know I had hypomania

I just figured I was really really weird

But I told you I learned how to use that weirdness as a weapon...

And can you imagine?
I was fucking other guys girlfriends right in front of them...
because some other chicks would be sucking their dicks...

So who were they to complain about me fucking the ever-living dog shit out of their girlfriend

FUCKING THE DOG SHIT OUT OF THEM
Right there in front of the guys
And when it was all said and done...
I thought to myself
"next time I'm going to try to make it even faster"

So I decided to perfect my technique

And just like a comedian works his routine and makes a few changes here and there... I chiseled my little thing down to basically within 3 minutes I'd have the entire room fucking each other

100% true

It was only a couple decades later when I realized TALKING PEOPLE INTO SPONTANEOUS SEX ACTS is a textbook symptom of hypomania

>>939388593
Nobody's unsatisfied, I simply like many different things, they both scratch a different itch. If you sometimes go out with friends instead of your girl, would you say you're unsatisfied?

And no offense when I said you seem like the type of guy who would also suck a dick just because it's there

That wasn't an insult

That was my honest observation. My perception

maybe I'm wrong

..................... But I doubt it

>>939389751

So you would suck a dick just because it's there?

see. I told you...
If I'm wrong I'll admit it

I actually enjoy standing corrected

But I'm usually not wrong
because people really don't break new ground

I've yet to see anybody reinvent the wheel

>>939389751
>>939388991
htf did i respond to my own post

>>939389838

I don't know but I do it all the time

I've never really paid any attention to things like dubs and trips or even necessarily who's post I'm clicking on sometimes

lol

no shit I make stupid mistakes all the time

I'm definitely not a fucking genius or anything

In fact I'm stupid as shit
So when I mentioned that generally speaking people with mania have a tendency to jump right in and master different skills without any training... whereas schizophrenic people are generally the total opposite...

I certainly wasn't suggesting that I'm better than anybody

because I'm definitely inferior to almost everybody I've ever met

I'm simply better at talking women into having sex than the average guy

nothing I said today meant that I think I'm better than anybody

I'm simply telling you guys
what I've experienced in my life

I used to be so afraid of when I finally got to eventually lose my virginity. I wasn't sure how to handle it, what to say, how to act, what to do, if she would think I had a small dick. All of that crazy shit that goes through men's minds

or boys because I was a teenager
But then Lori McClendon didn't give me any options when she started unzipping my pants

And she killed the coward inside of me

because I now realized
THERE WAS NO REASON FOR ME TO BE SO SCARED

I had simply been overthinking everything

And maybe I'm the weirdo...
because once I started getting pussy I just didn't see a reason to start collecting pornography

I mean sure I've watched pornography before

But I don't have any pornography downloaded
I don't sit around jacking off to pornography

If I feel like having an orgasm I know at least one woman at any given moment who can handle it for me

at least I wouldn't be embarrassed if my parents walked in the room and caught me getting deep throat from a woman

But I would definitely be embarrassed if they walked in and I was jacking off to some porn video

Not embarrassed about the sexual desires

BUT EMBARRASSED ABOUT MY SEXUAL FAILURE

I would be trying to explain to my mom and dad, "no, I swear to God I get my dick sucked all the time I was just jacking off because I'm a loser"

get it?

In fact my mother walked into my bedroom upstairs in the attic (It was so fucking cool) when I was 15 and there was a 20-year-old girl sitting on top of my lap riding my dick

And Mom smiled and laughed and introduced herself to the girl

And the next year I came and got all of my stuff and moved out and my 36-year-old registered nurse girlfriend and I got an apartment together

And I started enjoying LIVE PORNOGRAPHY

PERFORMED LIVE!!!!

ON THE END OF MY PENIS!!!
If I ever felt horny
Joy was more than happy to handle it for me

If I ever had the inclination to masturbate...

Joy handled it for me

For me pornography and masturbation are the equivalent of a starving Ethiopian child standing in front of a McDonald's licking the front window while he watches people inside enjoying their meal

stupid little nigger

All you have to do is walk inside McDonald's and order some food

You fucking coward

>>939386800 (OP)

What did you do on your day off?
I started saving it up to have a huge load on the weekend and filling the former masturbation time with any of my interests feels as good as blasting that massive Saturday load.

And I am UGLY AS FUCK

keep in mind I fucked so many women that it almost sounds like it's a lie

But it's not a lie

AND I AM UGLY AS SHIT
AND I'M ALSO A COMPLETE FUCKING LOSER

But if I feel like having an orgasm
It's a lot like tickling myself
You can't tickle yourself
It doesn't tickle

somehow I don't feel horny when I'm playing with my penis

I feel horny when I have a woman playing with my penis

>>939389965
Ok, I'm fucking retarded, here >>939389838 i tagged another wrong post. I meant to respond to the other guy.
>>939389828
Wait, what? Why are we talking about sucking dick?
In order to avoid any further confusion: I'm officially leaving the thread. Thanks guys, enjoy some pussy.

>>939389731
Reread my post.

>>939390311

That massive Saturday load....

whats troublesome about that massive Saturday load is:

You won't realize it exists until at least a couple months of the same routine

And forget those months
let's just focus on one week

lol
Boy oh boy beginning on Sunday...
what a boring schedule you're looking at

during that week
I would be receiving deep throat endlessly

and my hand would be on the back of her head

only inches away from my penis in the back of her throat

But I'm doing my best not to touch it
because if I'm holding my dick
It won't go down the back of her throat

You've got to let go of your penis
to insert it into a woman

>>939390323

no all I was saying is you almost seemed like the type of guy who was about to tell me

'hey if it feels good do it. Like sucking another guy's dick'You wouldn't believe how many times I see that shit in here everyday

I hope that I was wrong

because I sincerely want you to NOT be one of those guys

>>939390350

I could read the words "You're wrong" 5,000 times but it wouldn't make them correct

because YOU, sir ... are the one who was mistaken

generally speaking...
For the most part...
The majority of times....
schizophrenic people ARE NOT PARTICULARLY SMART

And in fact, they would probably be considered dipshits by the average person

(having thousands of dissociated words jumbled in your head doesn't mean your intelligent)

>>939390489
Other one.

>>939390350

here's another funny thing about schizophrenic people:

THEY ARE FULLY CAPABLE OF STOPPING

My wife and I see it all the time
these days there's a huge homeless problem around America

Right? And a lot of those people have psychiatric disorders, right?

well that's why more and more, with each passing day, we see more and more people out there...

Like we'll be walking into a store
And there will be some guy wearing seven jackets in the middle of summer

And he'll be gesturing his hands and carrying on a conversation with the "invisible entity that's controlling his life"

And as my wife and I walk towards the door, suddenly the schizo guy will STOP...

hell just ....... STOP

and wait for us to go inside
and immediately start right back into his bullshit gesturing and talking to himself

they're fully aware that you know they're acting weird

And they are fully capable of stopping it and controlling it

unless they are in an active cycle, rapid cycling in an active psychotic episode, in which case theyre literally out of control

>>939390535

oh in that case help me...
I'm super deep in multitasking right now
Long story I'm like doing 30 things

So expedited for me. what comment are you talking about?

okay now I'm officially only doing 28 things.

>>939390640

hold on back up to 29 things

I've got to make a real fast phone call
but please feel free to tell me which comment I missed

>>939390640
>expedited

come on speech to text we can do better than this

EXPEDITE* IT*

>>939390640
My unc

>>939390397

Life happens. People in long term, committed relationships go through dry spells. Some partners react by cheating, some rather rub one/some/many out. Life has been a series of perils lately and I heavily relied on the ejaculatory dopamine rush to feel better.

The sex drive inequality was a regular point of contention with my parents and I'm not doing my partner that. This isn't the first time setting a jerk off limit, but it's hard feelings interest in anything when you're really depressed or there's nothing interesting to do. Just came into a collection of books and a new camera so I've gone long stretches not jerking off.