Thread 939391677

Would you rather go back in time and keep your memories or go forward in time and keep your age?

Go back buy Bitcoin redo dumb shit profit

>>939391677 (OP)
Back in time, fucking obviously, imagine going foward to a time of decay and collapse, imagine going foward to a future that doesnt exist, keeping your age there would be fucking useless.
You can shape the entire world or at least your entire world if you can go back and keep what you know.

>>939391737
Obviously the wish won’t send you to your death. Like that shit where earth wasn’t at the same point in space at this current time argument

>>939391677 (OP)
I'd go the Futurama route, that seems fun

>>939391770
I dont mean it that way.
Look around you, the world fucking sucks and will continue to suck for a long ass time, imagine being sent to a time WORSE than the one we are currently in.
Thats what Im talking about.

>>939392036
And what if it gets better? What if ninja gets a low taper fade?

>>939392036
See, the thing about the future is it's unpredictable. It could be worse, but it could also be much better

>>939392181
Wow someone that gets the question

>>939392221
Yes, I fancy myself a hyper-intellectual.

Also something of a gambler...

>>939392328
Fuckin Josh

>>939391677 (OP)
Back on time and keep my memories

>>939392606
Ye

I’d go back in time, kidnap Josh, breastfeed him a monster every day until he was 10

Are you trying to suck dick?

>>939392745
That seems unethical, but I guess I'd be alright with it

>>939391677 (OP)
What about going back and not keeping your memories.

>>939393187
Why would you want that

forward. can I live forever?

>>939393211
Assuming you make different choices, your outcome and the path you forge may also differ.

Does my age get reversed? I'm fucking 30, having my memories but no health issues would be a massive W.

>>939393238
Sure you can do it a million times but eventually you’ll want to live your life

>>939391677 (OP)
Back in time to when I was 5 years old. I would invest in bitcoin when it was still like 10 bucks. I tried buying drugs off the deepweb with bitcoin but was too retarded to figure it out at the time. I'm not going into the future

>>939393371
maybe I find a time to enjoy, then when I'm near death I just keep skipping forward

>>939391677 (OP)
This sounds like some kind of question an ex girlfriend would ask and it's like I was just trying to fuck you. Shouldn't you be giving me a handy or something while asking this?

>>939391677 (OP)
I much rather do the former. I would gladly give up my wife and kids to do this. Ive even tried to summon the devil on occasion to make a deal with him in this regards but hes never shown up. Sometimes I worry a past version of myself made a previous deal with him and thats why he doesnt show.

>>939393368
Yes your age gets reversed, you only keep age going forward

>>939394335
So like benjamin button?

>>939391677 (OP)
FORWARD!

>>939394376
No, like real life

>>939391677 (OP)
Tough one. Part of me would like to undo some fuckups, and redo the past (getting rich off knowledge in the process). But part of me is curious to see robots and past the collapse what comes out.

>>939394331
I'm not complaining, it just seems like one of those questions people ask you and it's not important but it turns out it's important because it's important to them. Except I'm kind of a retard either way.

>>939394200
I’ll give you a handy while you answer

Is Nuri here?

>>939394531
damn now there is a conundrum how am I suppose to try to give you a high 5 while you're doing that

>>939394773
Who’s asking

>>939395400
A really cool guy with a slightly broken thumb who steals taco bell sauce packets for sport

>>939395400
I always just assume it's your mom.
Kinda like some weird conspiracy theory, or some beauracratic shit. She gets in there because she's attractive. Then convinces people to act like retards to try to bang her. Now I am trying not to be a retard but your mom is really attractive.

>>939395638
i got a dick for you to suck

>>939395701
Also most moms give me food too, so like it's more of a warm and fuzzy kinda like sort of thing. You don't have to contemplate why they're giving you food and if they're going to like try to bang you in exchange for it. They're pretty despite that though.

>>939395832
I'm not that cool, unfortunately

>>939395854
prime roast beed

>>939394869
I have two hands
>>939394773
Yes

>>939396003
Damn man even the vegitables sometimes or a side dish. Actual home cooked food. I don't even know how to begin to explain to them how much I appreciate them and they're company or how to express it.

>>939396235
Two hands on it. I think I got more than you know what to do with.

>>939396235
Hi Nuri

>>939396453
Is it a boast or a brag??
>>939396459
Howdy, pardner

>>939396495
Flirty tonight are ya lol?

>>939396567
BY SAYING HOWDY?

>>939396581
Something like that lol

>>939396495
>Is it a boast or a brag??
I'm a lesbian these days. Why don't you explain what you're suppose to do with it after you put two hands on it and it there is still more?

>>939396581
Also I wanted to ask, how does this image make you feel?

>>939396850
lesbians should die

>>939396938
I've never met an immortal lesbian. Although I'd try to fuck her if I did.

>>939396713
Wow
>>939396850
Idk now I’m lost

>>939396874
blinking gif

>>939397561
Wow indeed ;)
I hope your day's been alright for the most part.

>>939397658
That's what I said

>>939398129
My days all blend together like a smoothie

Until next time! Now to struggle sleeping

>>939400017
when you press the power button, does the mirror stop reflecting?

>>939400068
The lights turn off though that’s some cyberpunk stuff right there

>>939400088
I guess thats cool too. slightly misleading

>>939391677 (OP)
back, get rich of tesla stock, bitcoin or some other shit.

would i live my own life again as an older guy back in time or what?

anyways ill be rich and swimming in 18y pussy. i think ill have a good time

>>939400131
Yah I was disappointed as well..
>>939400157
TESLA WOO

>>939400157
The way the question was worded is odd. I think OP means you keep your memories but revert back to your old age so if you go back to 2007 and you were 20 at the time then you'll be 20 again with all the memories you have right now

I saw this one while going to the store today, its a pretty cool paint job

>>939400164
>TESLA WOO
yeah, buying it at sub $2 in 2010-2012 seems like a good idea

>>939400187
id be ok with that, id be 43, rich a few years later. there are plenty of young pussy around just wanting a sugardaddy.
also ill be rich enough to get ukrainian slaves that no one will miss, when the war starts. good times ensured

>>939400231
You’re 60??

>>939400206
I have 7 dollars in Tesla right now, take it or leave it

>>939400332
no 43. so id be 43 when going back. and a few years later id be rich as well

>>939400339
ill let you have that

i had a few k in tesla, but not for long enough

>>939400347
No you’d be however old you were the time you go back. You’d only keep your current age if you go forward

>>939400356
I invest in labubu and bitcoin

>>939400380
i have xrp right now. i had 12k but used some for payments when it was lower, and now only have 4k. hoping to see $5 on it before i cash out and wait for next cycle

>>939400371
yes, so if 43 now, then 43 in the time i go back to. lets say 2005. then a few years older when the investments have paid of

>>939400425
I don’t know what any of this means..

>>939400433
No, if 43 now, then you go back 10 years, you 33 then

>>939400474
xrp is a crypto

>>939400482
The super dog??

>>939400479
you are right, i got them mixed up. anyways that is even better.
id be young AND rich.
just checked on BTC and i would have to buy that around 2013. so tesla and BTC are overlapping.
id probably end up going back to 98/99 and buy apple to get started.

okay for real I’m tired, sleep well, we will talk more super dogs tomorrow

>>939400577
ill buy you a superdog with all the cash ill make from this

Not once have we been raided by the tinky bandit today

>>939391728
/thread

>>939391677 (OP)
Doc! I have to tell you about the future!

Jk, back in time for sure

>>939398499
Same, I hear you...

>>939400017
G'night mirror girl!

>>939391677 (OP)
Back in time with memories intact. Easiest answer.

Can my wife come with me?

>>939391677 (OP)
What kind of insane question is this

>>939404619
Sure but if it’s the past she will be located at where you guys chose

>>939404403
Good morning dog boy

>>939391677 (OP)
If I went back in time with my memories, I'd be creating a new timeline almost immediately.

As much as my life has sucked, I'd be losing the "me" that I am now.

I'd rather go forward in time and keep the self that I am now rather than fuck it all up even more trying to fix the past.

>>939405578
This isn’t dragon ball. String theory isn’t the thing here

i know why you think about changing the past.
it's because you did things you're ashamed of
unlike me you're not based and you change your likes and dislikes based upon it's popularity
>kombucha wouldn't be cutting herself and prostitution
>cc would have taken back cutting herself
> nuri wouldn't have originated from bbc threads pandering to interracial porn enthusiasts (she's a coal burner)
>dc wouldn't be talking to satan inside her computer lol
>flappy wouldn't be eating shit licking toilets etc
>josh wouldn't have left his instagram public which is just pictures of himself as a female

i just am mean reminding you of mistakes you couldve avoided

Neither. The trains left the station. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

shane wants to go back in time so he can suck all the penises he blew a second time

>>939405455
Morning! I'm dog boy now, huh lol?

Interesting. I wonder how much little things I could change and still end up with my wife. The investment stuff is easy. But what about stuff like workouts and eating better? Would that fundamentally change who I am?

>>939405848
I originate from ai mirror threads, you Scrooge

>>939405974
Also yes

>>939406302
I'll take it ;)

>>939406288
Didn't they kick you out of those for some reason?

>>939391728
This. I would also suck cock in high school

>>939406642
that's not legal

>>939406508
Yah I was playing it too much and people just kept rolling for me making it not fun for other people

>>939406689
I mean while I was in high school

nuri <3

>>939406737
not legal. too young

>>939406722
Well I mean, at least you know they liked you lol.

You ever think about doing those again? Y'know, if they hypothetically wouldn't be spammed by a wigger on a crusade, I mean

>>939406722
so they complained about using too much.. most of the people are larps with stolen nudes or guys

>>939406910
hi josh no because she likes attention to herself also you both listen to icp thus are wiggers who support a pedo rap group

>>939406961
If I found out Nuri was a juggalette this whole time, I would cum in my pants

>>939407012
it's rescinded because they're pedos who talked sexually to underage girls and made songs dedicated to underage girls and only became christian anti pedos 13-ish years later

>>939406961
i'd rather have the second option

it took a long time for the circle of insults to work itself all the way back around and spit out the word wigger. shane's been cooking on that one for weeks

>>939407335
See, Nuri and I are like the whitest white people you've ever seen in your life. So him calling us wiggers is actually pretty funny lol

>>939407438
not really you're polish (niggers of europe)

>>939407438
he only knows how to use insults that were leveled against him first. he needs to pull from a database or he gets confused like a true flatlander

>>939407507
You're not from the mountains you're from a suburb of toronto

>>939407012
this

>>939407530
im not canadian and i can take pictures of the mountains im living in right now if i wanted to

>>939407551
oh i can take pictures of mountains too.

>>939407579
can you timestamp shane is a faggot while you do it though? because I can.

>>939406799
<3
>>939406910
I actually do still play it sometimes
>>939407012
I’ve heard like two songs by them

>>939407589
why are you so obsessed? i'd like to see you do this regardless

>>939407604
you know those threads are mostly made by my "friend"

>>939407624
you called me a liar and i said no. that's not obsessed that's fighting off a midget attack in the AM

>>939407654
Pics or it didn't happen "le sigh" look that up in 'chives btw

>>939407604
>I actually do still play it sometimes
Do you now? Interesting....

>I’ve heard like two songs by them
Same, I'm not a very big icp enjoyer. I'm an mcr soyboy

>>939407649
What does this mean

>>939407691
what?

It smells really short all of a sudden

>>939407893
my dick is much bigger than yours tho
only posting because some fag begged me to stop yet won't honor his side

>>939407962
you're so original.

>>939407893
Lol

>>939407870
this one confuses me, nuri is one of the only non-FAS camwhores on this board. if you said this about donut it'd be visibly obvious, but this doesn't make sense

>>939407991
No nuri has FAS just not as bad and also she's a narcissist while dc is bipolar

>>939408025
seriously though she doesn't, and in this carefully-selected pic 90% of the indicators dont match up, like you really think nuri doesn't have a strong jaw?
the FAS argument can be used on every other camwhore who posts, but using it here is just silly

>>939408069
yes she does lmao and narcissism

>>939407893
is this the triassic

reminder that Shane unironically simps for an underage troll with severe fas

>>939407893
Sexy arm

>>939408220
i get it from punching trees

right in their solar plexus.

>>939408206
oh thanks for showing proof where you're from. This totally won't backfire

>>939408380
i like how nuri's husband pretends not to be her husband in a subconscious way

>>939408400
im not nuris husband

>>939408421
proof?

>>939408431
i don't know use 2 braincells and slap them together

>>939408451
ok sono proof

>>939408451
He doesn't even post in these threads to be fair lol

>>939408543
lie he fought giga/david constantly

>>939408543
how do you know

>>939408668
Ok, sure...

>>939408671
Because I talk with him.

He sends me images of black people eating chicken and watermelon, and captions it "Well, well, well..."

>>939408751
Yea im sure you talk with him lol
when are you getting a J-O-B

>>939408771
When I run out of money, I guess

>>939408848
idk that feel tbh i have own infinite money hack and am owed favors by people with absurd capital

>>939408668
That’s because giga was attacking her nonstop.

lawl

>>939409684
like nuri doesn't
you're boring sperg more try to get revenge more on irrelevant site

i remember this cringe faggot showed his granpa gun lol
he put a mask on

>>939410265
thats hannibal buress

>>939410336
No he ysed a bame but i forgot like 8/10 namefags

>>939410354
>he ysed a bame
yes.....yes of course.

>>939410373
he did with a single shot. I'd link but you're just a discord circle herk just want to say you browse/b/

>>939410477
did what with a single shot? are you day drinking again?

me shane. me no use word full. me no like you. me short. me short man angry.

>>939410373
Lmao
>>939410477
Lmfao he doesn’t even realize

We are 100% attacking a special needs kid

>>939410559
im literally 5'9 but believe what you want
i do more than all fags itt put together also

>>939408421
proof? show cock

>>939410611
You’re that tall with moon boots maybe

>>939410559
So you're attacking nuri the self admitted autistic
i don't have any mental illness

>>939410631
ok fund out (coward won't)
show me any pics of you with women btw (you can't)

>>939410634
im not attacking nuri I love nuri. I'm making fun of a midget caveman who doesnt know how to communicate anymore

>>939410664
Yes that's why i have had sex and you don't

Nuri, are you still in the void?

>>939410658
proof?

>>939410699
all i have to do is say unga bunga and i get sex now?

>>939410734
I just got home and am having a nap. I’ll read everything when I wake up

>>939410779
Ok, have a good nap!
>I’ll read everything when I wake up
I dunno if you'd wanna do that lol...

>>939410767
it's literally that easy just foid try to make it like it's harder than that. My first message to kombucha is ishe wanted to suck my dick. She's useless like every female and too embarrassing to have as a trophy. $20 hookers

>>939410826
So your first message to kombuchan was “you want to suck my dick”?

>>939410927
basically was a choice suck my dick or get a job and she chose suck dick

>>939410826
well if my goal was to just fuck girls with the mental capacity of yours I would go do that but I tend to like to fuck people I actually like on a personal level

>>939411250
lies

130iq from online non test yall

>>939411395
133, clod

Josh: im mensa qualified despite never being invited to mensa

joining mensa is the real IQ test

>>939411468
it's proof and it will never happen because faggot is just a pseudo

>>939411440
To be fair, I never said I'm qualified to join mensa, I just theoretically have a high enough IQ to join.

Not that I would because I don't see any point in giving them money to take a stupid test so they can give me a starbucks gift card or whatever. Unless it's like some masons deal, but I wouldn't know

>>939411564
no you're a narcissist twat who if i said or anyone said was a genius would believe it

>>939411590
Well I am lol

>>939411564
>I just theoretically have a high enough IQ to join
This is what someone who couldn’t pass the test would say.

>>939411624
you're not however

>>939411635
I took a practise test and am forklift certified. I think I can pass.

>>939411665
Proof?

is the retarded jewish guy actually trying to claim intellectual superiority right now while he can't even manage to type out a coherent thought?

>>939411685
take the actual test oh wait you can't because you don't actually qualify

>>939411685
i got a forklift certificate in 2014 hbu

i got my drivers license in 2009

>>939411708
>oh wait you can't because you don't actually qualify
How do you know if you qualify or not if you can't take the test?

But no, I'm not paying $100 or whatever to mensa so I can take a test because of a 4chins ragebaiter lol. That's a low IQ play...

>>939412071
you want fo brag about it atleast prove it or stfu narcissistic normalfag

>>939412138
I don't brag

>>939412184
Then stop pretending to be intelligent because you're not you're some below normalfag intelligence narcissist

>>939412280
I'm not pretending, I speak fax my boy

>>939412369
No you don't kek

>>939412410
proof?

>>939412456
take the real test

is nuri here...?

>>939412486
Nope

>>939412369
You speak teleprompter, son.

>>939412580
I have a quip on that, but I won't say it

>>939412544
because you're not as intelligent as you believe

>>939412774
proof?

>>939391677 (OP)
Easy, the first thing.

I'd get myself tested on ADHD waaay sooner, I'd take that stupid contract with the bank to pay in for a housing downpayment for like 20 bucks a month instead of wasting 13 years working in hospitality without having anything to show but expertise, experience and a permanent addiction.
I'd take that apprenticeship in the high end hotel with the 3star Michelin Chef.
I'd make my driver's licence waaaay sooner and not buy that stupid Volvo.

I'm not unhappy with what I got, I probably have more than most people here.

But I also missed a lot of prime chances.

>>939391677 (OP)
>go backwards
Can make myself rich, undo things that I shouldn't have done and be in a better position in every way.

>go forwards
In a world I don't know, in a society I don't know, with nothing. I could be homeless today and going forwards would put me in a worse situation.

>>939410955
Kombuchan would never touch you

>>939413898
Especially now, I would hope lol

>>939391677 (OP)
Forward in time

Let me call you sweetheart, I’m in love with you

I’m awake. What’s going on

>>939416219
Hi Nuri, I've decided I might go and join mensa.

Was your nap alright?

>>939416384
What’s that also yes I needed it

>>939416219
Hi nuri can you post soles please?

>>939417584
Good, I'm glad to hear it!

Also yeah, it's a society of smart people that I apparently have a high enough IQ to join according to their online practice test. I have no idea what they actually do or why I would join, but I like to think of it as the tumblr illuminati

>>939418246
Soles
>>939418312
I always knew you were a secret billionaire that lives on fetus blood

>>939418957
Thank you!

>>939418957
the pussy peak is 10/10

>>939418957
Indeed, that's been my secret this whole time...

Nice lady bits btw ;)

>>939418997
Of course!
>>939419056
I thought it was a nice touch haha <3
>>939419337
See, the only thing that I can’t sus out about you is your dog diddling ways..

>>939419583
Listen, they ask for it. I do as I'm told, ok?

Also I'll be back in like 20 seconds, you trapped me with the hypno cooch again...

>>939419713
I know you do
>>939420073
I dindu nuffin

>>939420423
>I dindu nuffin
I could comment on that, but I won't

nuri can I make a request

>>939420582
Say it
>>939420633
Yes

>>939420826
it's basically what you already did but you spread your pussy and bring it down on your heel like this

>>939420881
I’ll have to consider that another day, my poon needs rest today