Thread 939400165

Hey /b/, i'm feeling a bit vulnerable right now and I don't know what to do. Why have I never had a girlfriend or felt the inside of a woman's vagina? Serious answers only. I want you to give it to me straight. I'm down in the dumps right now

>>939400165 (OP)
Have you ever tried to get a girlfriend?

>>939400179
In middle school and high school I tried asking a few girls out and most said no. There were a few girls that I hung out with but aside from a bit of kissing we never went past that. I worked mainly with people in their 40s and 30s straight out of highschool so being an 18 year old kid meant that they wanted nothing to do with a boy. They had kids and were divorcees so they wanted someone older

Women only want Chad

>>939400215
How old are you?
>>939400242
That’s not true at all

>>939400350
I'm 21 now, i'll be 22 in February next year

>>939400506
You’re still a wee lad. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. Just give it time

>>939400165 (OP)
>the inside of a woman's vagina?
You can solve this with prostitution if you're desperate.
>girlfriend
What are you doing to get one currently? How are you approaching? How do you hold yourself? What are your prospects? What are you bringing to the table?

>>939400506
The modern day vagina is nigh impregnable to the good hearted lad.

I first had sex when I was 22. Don't worry man. You've got this. What you need to understand is that the same way you see 2/10 nasty girls and don't even think twice about having sex with them. Women see men in the same vein. You need to work on your sex appeal, your style, your confidence and the way you approach the situation. I think that you don't understand how women operate (which is usual for the average 21 year old regular guy). Based on how you speak here you seem fairly based. Nothing makes a woman dryer than a based dude. (Usually!) Now this isn't a knock on being based. By all means continue your basedness until you become chad himself.

In the meantime however, you must work with what you have available to you. You need to become a yes man. In a sense. Don't just say yes to literally everything but think before you speak. Agree with things women would want you to agree with. This might be their liberal whatever. Their naive female mindsets. Etc whatever. It doesn't matter. Just go along with it until you get laid and then let your true personality unfold. Or, keep it going like that.

Maybe lower your standards as well. Work on not being nervous and not having anything to say. Only really cool dudes get away with not saying shit on a date and being silent. You need to be confident in your small talk abilities and your ability to maintain a conversation with a woman without sperging out in any way, forever.

God speed nigger

>>939400591
Probably because you're autistic, and I'm assuming you have no social skills whatsoever (not that it matters at this point)

>>939400876
I might have the tism. I was a loner in highschool and I don't want to get reported for harassment or written up for something like that

>>939400165 (OP)
>no gf
>haven't fucked a vag
>why?
Op is just a straight woman.

You have to make sure you are accounting for hoeflation with the women you try and pull. Assuming you are an average dude who can clock a solid 5 or 6 on the looks scale, you should be aiming for 2s and 3s when it comes to women. Any at your own level will only go for guys 3 or more points above what they deserve.

Develop a taste for fatties. They are impossible not to pull 99% of the time and can at least, if nothing else, be a good stepping stone up to better women.

>>939400165 (OP)
Why? Because you never put forth the effort. You sit there and you expect the vagina to come to you. No, that only happens to me. And I put in the effort.

>>939400165 (OP)
Because you're mute, Claude.

>>939400165 (OP)
The problem is that you are putting value to the vag! That is literally all!

>>939403055
Just stop being a miserable loser.