Thread 939404051

im going to fuck your mom, im going to fuck your dad, im going to fuck your dog, im going to fuck your cat

1. Nothing wrong with me
2. Nothing wrong with me
3. Nothing wrong with me

>>939404051 (OP)
But you refuse to find a job. And the only thing you're capable of fucking so far is your hand in your mother's spare bedroom, because you can't support yourself, you can't afford rent, you can't afford utilities, You can't afford food, you can't afford a pair of socks, and you sure as fuck can't afford the internet service.

That's why every woman on planet Earth laughs in your face and even children point and laugh at you when you go out to eat at fast food restaurants all by yourself

>>939404051 (OP)
nobody... absolutely NOBODY Will have sex with you...

AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT THAT STUPID FUCKING CHAIR

>>939404051 (OP)

YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHAIR

>>939404051 (OP)
leave my cat and dog alone, cunt

>>939404051 (OP)
The last girl you had sex with was named HAND...

The first girl you had sex with was named HAND....

And the only girl you've ever had sex with was named HAND...

BUT AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT THAT STUPID FUCKING CHAIR

>>939404051 (OP)
The truly humorous part:

If we could go inside your head, and somehow managed to see the way you envision sexuality, EVERYBODY WOULD BE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING

You've never had sex
So your misperceptions are laughable at best

and pathetic at the very most

>>939404051 (OP)

So although today is a work day

And you obviously don't have a job

at least you're finally going through puberty

pretty weird for a 32-year-old

>>939404051 (OP)
Yeah, frog. At least you got that fucking CHAIR.
Sit down and shut the fuck UP.

>>939404051 (OP)
I....
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass