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Anonymous No.939406960 >>939407084 >>939407122 >>939407336 >>939407441 >>939409223 >>939410485
The girl will within 6 months get so speak to the man, to whom she is not exactly looksmatched. Hopefully this will give her closure. What kind of topics should they discuss during the course of their conversation?
Anonymous No.939407084 >>939407512
>>939406960 (OP)
What is the backstory between the 2?
Anonymous No.939407122
>>939406960 (OP)
how am i supposed to jerk off if you only post this fag now
Anonymous No.939407336
>>939406960 (OP)
Go away obsessive stalker op, if he's got more than 2 functioning brain cells he will never get within 10 miles of you.
You don't need any topics, because he succeeded in getting away from your crazy ass.
Anonymous No.939407441 >>939407538
>>939406960 (OP)
Jesus fucking Christ, you're still posting about this? SEEK HELP schizo.
Anonymous No.939407512 >>939407590
>>939407084
Two people kept apart from geography meet on the internet

the girl goes to Canada from an Eastern European toilet and bangs him

She gets preggers because he can't deal with condoms and she doesn't understand contraceptives.

He ghosts her.

She goes home gets an abortion, and pines for another response.
Anonymous No.939407538
>>939407441
I'm not her, I'm just an external observer.
Anonymous No.939407590 >>939407614 >>939407667
>>939407512
Wow, sounds like she's a naive idiot.
Anonymous No.939407614 >>939407769
>>939407590
No, they had some truly good moments together.
Anonymous No.939407667 >>939407714
>>939407590
Sure, but she's also a raging sexist that expects the worst of men as a baseline and who refuses to entertain the idea that he fell out of love with her once he got to know her in person, instead of it being some toxic masculine rape monster trait that she attributes to him.
Anonymous No.939407714 >>939407818 >>939407858
>>939407667
He's too good looking to rape anyone.
Anonymous No.939407769 >>939407810
>>939407614
Those 2 concepts are not mutually exclusive. They could have had good times and she could naively assume he's in love when for him it was a fleeting attraction.
Anonymous No.939407810 >>939407836 >>939407850
>>939407769
No, a deep relationship like they had could not be fleeting. They laughed and loved together. Clearly she deserves closure from this man.
Anonymous No.939407818 >>939408162
>>939407714
Funnily enough most rapes are done by attractive dudes. Mostly while drunk, at parties, on passed out girls.
Anonymous No.939407836 >>939407908 >>939408043
>>939407810
You can't read his mind, he can feel differently.
Anonymous No.939407850 >>939407887
>>939407810
>deep relationship
How long did this relationship last?
Also, why does she constantly refer to herself in the third person?
Anonymous No.939407858 >>939408162
>>939407714
Rapist aren't made by being ugly, they are born with a genetic predisposition for rape and can be downright handsome.
Anonymous No.939407887
>>939407850
Because "Noooo, I'm totally not her, guise"
Anonymous No.939407908 >>939407942 >>939408058
>>939407836
>You can't read his mind
Careful, this notion pisses her off, this and telling her about how manifesting shit with your mind isn't a thing, will make her rage.
Anonymous No.939407942 >>939408122
>>939407908
Autists and lack of theory of mind, name a better duo, amirite?
Anonymous No.939408043 >>939408180
>>939407836
The man did say many sweet things and talked about his feelings, if he changed his mind he would say it clearly.
Anonymous No.939408058 >>939408122
>>939407908
Leave this thread.
Anonymous No.939408122 >>939408321
>>939407942
Wrong audience to deliver that to anon, I have autism. This chick very likely has borderline personality disorder or narcissist personality disorder.
She has shown no signs of autism in all of my interactions with her and even if an autist is born without a theory of mind, they can weaponize their autism to learn, she is incapable of such.
So yeah, stop speaking from ignorance.
>>939408058
nah, stop posting obsessive stalker threads.
Anonymous No.939408162 >>939408359
>>939407858
>>939407818
We are not discussing that here. A man as handsome as this will have no problem connecting with a woman in a sexual way, and he never has either. He lost his virginity to the girl.
Anonymous No.939408180 >>939408240
>>939408043
Or he could obscure his intentions to get what he wants. Bundy was thought to just be a handsome family man until he was caught.
Anonymous No.939408240 >>939408315
>>939408180
No, that's not the issue in this relationship. Stick to the topic please.
Anonymous No.939408315 >>939408346
>>939408240
How can you be certain? Do you think wives that are cheated on know their husband is cheating?
Anonymous No.939408321 >>939408423
>>939408122
>stalker threads
This is not a stalker thread. The man will simply talk to the girl some time within the next 6 months. The girl just needs to prepare for the impactful conversation.
Anonymous No.939408346
>>939408315
This is not about cheating, this is about a man explaining to a woman if he wants to see her again, and then explaining why if the relationship is over.
Anonymous No.939408359 >>939408405
>>939408162
>A man as handsome as this will have no problem connecting with a woman in a sexual way, and he never has either.
You clearly are discussing it, because the majority of men, no matter if they are ugly or handsome, because the mere contemplation of the thought disgusts them.
Rapist men are different from the majority of men.
Anonymous No.939408405
>>939408359
the man must tell her where the relationship is at, and if he says he just used her for sex, then so be it. But he needs to give her closure.
Anonymous No.939408423 >>939408461
>>939408321
>The man will simply talk to the girl some time within the next 6 months.
This is very likely not going to happen.
>The girl just needs to prepare for the impactful conversation.
The girl is delusionally hoping for that conversation to happen. He has no good reason to get in contact with her at all.
Anonymous No.939408461 >>939408544 >>939408651
>>939408423
>He has no good reason to get in contact with her at all.
If the relationship is over he needs to give her closure. Also, if he was using her for sex, why not just continue doing it? The girl would be more than happy to comply with his needs and urges, she just really enjoyed her time with the man.
Anonymous No.939408544 >>939408707
>>939408461
>If the relationship is over he needs to give her closure
He should give her closure, whether he will or not is a crapshoot. Many times relationships, especially online ones, just end when someone stops talking and it's up to the other party to find closure on their own. It's happened a few time to me. I don't even hold it against them. Situations and people change.
Anonymous No.939408651 >>939408707
>>939408461
>If the relationship is over he needs to give her closure.
No, that isn't a need, that is a want and it isn't even a want on his behalf.
He doesn't need or want to give her closure, because he succeeded in his mission of getting away from her and blocking all contact with her.
> Also, if he was using her for sex, why not just continue doing it?
If the only good thing in the relationship is the sex, I don't blame him for leaving, you don't thrive on sex alone.
>The girl would be more than happy to comply with his needs and urges, she just really enjoyed her time with the man.
For whatever reasons he didn't find the relationship worth it and then he dipped out, it just is what it is.
Anonymous No.939408707 >>939408770 >>939408897
>>939408544
But this was not an online relationship, they met irl and even created a child together.

>>939408651
If that is how he feels he needs to confirm this to the girl.
Anonymous No.939408770 >>939408807
>>939408707
Why would he confirm it? He got what he wanted. How long has it been since they had contact?
Anonymous No.939408807 >>939408852
>>939408770
The girl has run this scenario through AI and it agrees that the girl should get closure from him when they speak within 6 months.
Anonymous No.939408852 >>939408881
>>939408807
Large language models can't predict the future. They are a digital yes man.
Anonymous No.939408881 >>939408940
>>939408852
The girl asked specifically for an objective analysis, and it is more objective than you.
Anonymous No.939408897 >>939409272
>>939408707
>If that is how he feels he needs to confirm this to the girl.
No, you aren't getting it, a need is something a person will die from if they don't get it fulfilled.
He doesn't need to talk to or confirm anything to this girl and he likely doesn't want to either.
She wants him to do shit, but he isn't obligated to do anything in relation to her.
Anonymous No.939408918 >>939409008
show boobies.
Anonymous No.939408940 >>939409272
>>939408881
That AI has the same amount of influence on the world as her manifesting does, which is 0%.
Anonymous No.939409008 >>939409048
>>939408918
I think this is why she says it's not her and is speaking in the third person, to avoid posting tits.
Anonymous No.939409048 >>939409105
>>939409008
probably but it doesnt stop my desire to see them.
Anonymous No.939409078
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Anonymous No.939409105 >>939409139
>>939409048
Understandable, just don't think you'll see em. They're probably disappointing. That's why the dude won't contact her anymore.
Anonymous No.939409139
>>939409105
I doubt it. I've seen thousands of boobs and not one has been disappointing. not even the small ones. one time I even saw an old woman's wrinkly saggy boob and it was still fun to look at.
Anonymous No.939409223 >>939409271
>>939406960 (OP)
You are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.939409271
>>939409223
Sane people don't come here.
Anonymous No.939409272 >>939409336 >>939409465
>>939408897
The man owes her an explanation, considering everything that has happened in their relationship. He must giver closure, or even hint at what she can change for him to make it work.

>>939408940
It is a logical analysis of all the things that have happened and how to best handle the situation for all parties involved.
Anonymous No.939409336 >>939409426
>>939409272
We don't always get what we're owed. Life isn't fair, people are shitty.
Anonymous No.939409426 >>939409505 >>939409522 >>939409537 >>939409556
>>939409336
>We don't always get what we're owed. Life isn't fair, people are shitty.
In this situation the man must fulfil his end and talk to the girl.

Besides, the thread is not about discussing this, but what the conversation should entail, not if you think it should take place or not. It is settled that it will happen within 6 months and the girl needs to prepare.
Anonymous No.939409465 >>939409629
>>939409272
>The man owes her an explanation, considering everything that has happened in their relationship.
No, that is just something that she wants, he doesn't have an obligation to give it to her.
>He must giver closure, or even hint at what she can change for him to make it work.
No, that is something she wants, but nothing would or could force him to take those actions.
>It is a logical analysis of all the things that have happened and how to best handle the situation for all parties involved.
Based only on her side of the story, with her interpretations of events, which are self evidently skewed towards what she wants. The AI doesn't have his side of the story needed to give you a logical analysis of what happened and how to proceed.
Anonymous No.939409505 >>939409629
>>939409426
And what if he doesn't contact her? Just as a hypothetical.
Anonymous No.939409522 >>939409629
>>939409426
>In this situation the man must fulfil his end and talk to the girl.
No, he must not, there is no must, nothing forces him to give you what you want, not the universe, not the planet earth and not humanity. Nothing forces him to ever talk to her again.
Anonymous No.939409537 >>939409629
>>939409426
>Besides, the thread is not about discussing this, but what the conversation should entail, not if you think it should take place or not.
If you ordered him around like you order anons around in your threads, I get why he ghosted you.
Anonymous No.939409556 >>939409595
>>939409426
>It is settled that it will happen within 6 months and the girl needs to prepare.
How is that settled? Has he agreed to anything?
Anonymous No.939409595 >>939409748
>>939409556
Because AI said so, apparently.
Anonymous No.939409629 >>939409686 >>939409786
>>939409465
It has been settled it will happen, so let us discuss what must be said and how to best approach the conversation.

>>939409505
It is going to happen.

>>939409522
He will speak to the girl. We must focus on the conversation.

>>939409537
No, the girl was very loving and tried to keep him happy in every way. She cared very much for the man, in fact even had a desire to breastfeed him if she could. She just wanted to nurture and keep him happy.
Anonymous No.939409686 >>939409737
>>939409629
Ok, but I can answer how I would act if I had cancer even though I don't have it.
It's a hypothetical
What would she do if in 6 months he has not contacted her?
Anonymous No.939409737 >>939409820
>>939409686
There is no reason to discuss this. The girl is interested in the conversation that will take place, not in your health status. Stay on topic please.
Anonymous No.939409748 >>939409955
>>939409595
Leave this thread.
Anonymous No.939409786 >>939409849
>>939409629
>It has been settled it will happen, so let us discuss what must be said and how to best approach the conversation.
Settled how and lets not, I'm not a supporter of the idea of you getting back into his life at all, so tell me how it was settled.
>He will speak to the girl. We must focus on the conversation.
No, you cannot force me to go along with your demands, how do you know he is going to speak to her?
>No, the girl was very loving and tried to keep him happy in every way.
Be that as it may, if she talked to him like you talk to us, I get why he doesn't want to be with her.
>She cared very much for the man, in fact even had a desire to breastfeed him if she could.
That's gross and insane, again I get why he left.
>She just wanted to nurture and keep him happy.
He was not your baby to have a psychosexual pseudo incestuous relationship with it seems.
Anonymous No.939409820 >>939409871
>>939409737
What makes her think that he will get in contact with her within the next 6 months?
Anonymous No.939409849 >>939409922
>>939409786
Leave this thread if you are just going to be negative and pessimistic, and not stay on topic
Anonymous No.939409871 >>939409953
>>939409820
This has been settled, the girl has confirmed this. It is going to happen within 6 months.
Anonymous No.939409922 >>939409958
>>939409849
No, nothing forces me to leave and I can oppose your crazy talking as much as I want.
You're acting delusional in public again and I can comment on it as much as I want.
Anonymous No.939409953 >>939409991
>>939409871
>This has been settled, the girl has confirmed this. It is going to happen within 6 months.
Repeating yourself explains nothing, what has he said or done that makes the girl think that he will contact her within the next 6 months?
Anonymous No.939409955
>>939409748
No. You have no control over me.
Anonymous No.939409958 >>939410044
>>939409922
Then I will stop answering your unwanted derailing of this thread, we are discussing the topic of the conversation they will have within 6 months.
Anonymous No.939409991 >>939410005 >>939410156
>>939409953
The girl has confimred the conversation will take place, and she is very happy about it, so she can finally get closure, or if the man has demands, change for him so he will take her back.
Anonymous No.939410005 >>939410057
>>939409991
Confirmed with him?
Anonymous No.939410044 >>939410087
>>939409958
>we are discussing the topic of the conversation they will have within 6 months.
No one but you is discussing that, every other anon is trying to point out to you that you sound obsessive and insane.
Anonymous No.939410057 >>939410171
>>939410005
The girl did not say at the moment, you would have to ask her.

Can we please discuss the topic of this conversation they will instead of these minor details?
Anonymous No.939410087 >>939410141 >>939410198
>>939410044
How is it obsessive or insane if the conversation will happen? It has been confirmed by the girl, and she needs to prepare for it.
Anonymous No.939410141
>>939410087
We know nothing about her, or what the dude likes. Those are factors in knowing what they will discuss. Without that info, it would be asinine to speculate.
Anonymous No.939410156 >>939410171 >>939410286
>>939409991
>The girl has confimred the conversation will take place
How was that confirmed?
>The girl did not say at the moment, you would have to ask her.
Okay, ultimatum time, no topics for the conversation with him that she claims will happen will be discussed here, before shares what she considers the confirmation that the conversation will happen.
Anonymous No.939410171
>>939410156
>Okay, ultimatum time, no topics for the conversation with him that she claims will happen will be discussed here, before shares what she considers the confirmation that the conversation will happen.
this was for >>939410057
Anonymous No.939410198 >>939410286
>>939410087
>How is it obsessive or insane if the conversation will happen?
Why are you avoiding sharing what makes you think that it will happen then? Because doggedly avoiding sharing that information only corroborates the view that she is crazy.
Anonymous No.939410286 >>939410437
>>939410198
No, the girl is not crazy at all. It has been confirmed that they will have a conversation and that is the interesting topic we will discuss in this thread. Not your poking at minor details and technicalities that are uninteresting. If you don't believe the conversation will take place just imagine that it is, and answer as if it is.

>>939410156
>ultimaturm
Bye. Have a nice day. I will stay here and look at real answers.
Anonymous No.939410437 >>939410489
>>939410286
>It has been confirmed that they will have a conversation
No such confirmation has been shared.
>and that is the interesting topic we will discuss in this thread.
You still can't force me to act as you want me to act, so stop dictating orders at me.
>Not your poking at minor details and technicalities that are uninteresting.
You are hiding something crazy behind that equivocation.
>If you don't believe the conversation will take place just imagine that it is, and answer as if it is.
Again, you can't just program me into doing your bidding.
>Bye. Have a nice day. I will stay here and look at real answers.
You will get none, because people will disengage from you once they realize that you refuse to answer any clarifying questions that they have.
Again, if this is the way she discusses things, I get why he noped out.
Anonymous No.939410485 >>939410501
>>939406960 (OP)
Are they at least somewhat looksmatched?
Anonymous No.939410489 >>939410536
>>939410437
>if this is the way she discusses things
It is. All day, every day.
Anonymous No.939410501 >>939410551 >>939410552 >>939410580
>>939410485
The man is clarly more handsome than the girl, and that might be in part why he left her and ghosted her.
Anonymous No.939410536
>>939410489
>It is. All day, every day.
Now I get why he never gets there.
Anonymous No.939410551 >>939410642
>>939410501
What does she look like?
We should get a good idea of the difference between the 2 so we can get an idea of what kind of discussion will take place.
Anonymous No.939410552 >>939410642 >>939410661
>>939410501
I find the girl extremely attractive, I think I'm pretty looksmatched with the girl myself.
Anonymous No.939410580 >>939410642
>>939410501
They are of near equal attraction levels and saying that a disparity in looks is his sole reason for leaving is kinda sexist of her to think.
Anonymous No.939410642 >>939410824
>>939410551
It is unimportant, he was always way more handsome than her.

>>939410552
>>939410580
The girl is not at his level of beauty, the girl has been told she is quite ugly and others have ostracised her from society due to her ugliness.
Anonymous No.939410661
>>939410552
>posts pictures of the guy
>doesn't post pictures of the girl
>wants us to just assume theyre looksmatched
we should see a photo of her too
Anonymous No.939410824 >>939410963
>>939410642
>The girl is not at his level of beauty, the girl has been told she is quite ugly and others have ostracised her from society due to her ugliness.
I remember her from when you made a habit of posting yourself and she's on the same solid mid grading of 6 to 6,5 on a good day as he is on.
Anonymous No.939410963 >>939411114
>>939410824
The man is a clear 10 and she is below average. The picture speaks for itself.
Anonymous No.939411114 >>939411291
>>939410963
>The man is a clear 10 and she is below average. >The picture speaks for itself.
I've only seen this level of body dysmorphia in people with anorexia and bigorexia and yours seem like the really serious kind too.
He's not ugly, but he isn't an Adonis either, he's a solid 6/10 as he is in your op picture.
She is also just above average, I don't know what goblin she sees when she looks in the mirror, but everyone outside of her head sees an above average woman when they look at her.
Anonymous No.939411291 >>939411478
>>939411114
what does she look like?
Anonymous No.939411478 >>939411492 >>939412198
>>939411291
Sorta south eastern Slavic, with curly long hair, an oval face with thick but groomed eyebrows, sort of almond shaped brown eyes, as far as I remember she has a fairly small rounded nose, fairly full lips, symmetrical cheek bones and a pale olive skin tone.
If it wasn't for that glimmer of crazy in her eyes and the body language of low self esteem in her images, I would have rated her higher than a 6 to 6,5.
Anonymous No.939411492 >>939412198
>>939411478
with thick curly long black hair,*
Anonymous No.939412198
>>939411478
>>939411492
Oh yeah and aside from her head, she looks decently fit and well proportioned too.
Anonymous No.939412342 >>939412806 >>939412858
Guys! Just post her pics.
Anonymous No.939412806 >>939412971
>>939412342
I don't have her pics.
Anonymous No.939412858 >>939412971
>>939412342
Nobody should post her pics without her consent.
Anonymous No.939412971 >>939413396
>>939412806
and also what this anon says>>939412858
Anonymous No.939413396 >>939413542
>>939412971
She posts this other guy 24/7 without consent.
Anonymous No.939413542
>>939413396
True, but that isn't an argument for me stooping down to her level if I happened to have images of her.
Anonymous No.939413828 >>939413844 >>939414010
I used to frequent a truckstop strip club. (It's as bad as it sounds.)
Most of the girls there were pretty bedraggled. A few were obviously meth heads who had almost a full set of teeth between them.
And then there was Sharla. I was in my early 30s and she was pushing 50. Not terrible looking, but definitely getting a bit long in the tooth.
She hadn't quite given up on life yet, but she was wearing thin. I figured she would make a great target.
I picked her for a lap dance. She seemed surprised. She apparently hadn't gotten a request for that in years. She would normally hit the stage later in the evening after most of the patrons were at least a few drinks in.
But I buttered her up. Made her feel special. I kept coming back, at first once a week, then two or three times.
One regular night, I didn't show up at my normal time. Instead I came by just at closing. Sharla was already heading to her car. I pulled up and rolled down the window.
The dejected look on her worn face changed into something resembling a joyous grin.
I asked her if she wanted to go grab a bite to eat.
She eagerly agreed.

We went to McDonald's. She was a cheap date.

We talked. She told me about her life. Divorced, no kids, recovering alcoholic, barely making ends meet as a stripper for the last ten years. Sober for five years and three months.

I told her I thought she was beautiful and that I would like to see her again, not just "on business".

She considered it for a few seconds, then said "Sure!"

We dated for a few weeks. I took her out to Applebee's, Ruby Tuesday, O'Charley's, pleb-tier shit like that.

I bought her a ceramic rabbit thing she saw online. It was only twenty bucks, but she treasured it.

I went to her apartment and started spending nights there. The sex was okay. Getting off is getting off.
She was clean and not too hideous for her age.

Sometimes she'd stay at my place.
Anonymous No.939413844 >>939414010 >>939414065 >>939416692
>>939413828
One day I told her I was going to go shopping. She asked if she could come with, and I said, "Most times yeah I'd say you could but... Not this time. It's gonna be a surprise."

I gave her my most winning smile, slightly hinting at something really nice.

I called up one of my other girls, a fuck buddy who was probably at least 7/10, maybe a 7.5 after a few beers. I asked if she wanted to come over and fuck.
She's almost always DTF. This day was no different.

After I got off the phone with her, I called up Sharla. "Hey sweet thing. I got a surprise for you! Can you come by at 2?"

"Sure!" she said, elated. When my other girl came over, I made sure to leave the door unlocked and cracked.

At two o'clock, Sharla walked into my apartment to see me railing this twenty something blonde bimbo from behind. I turned around and gave Sharla the most disgusted look and said, "What the fuck? I said to come by at two thirty! Why are you here so early?"

The look of absolute devastation and desolation on her lined face was fucking hilarious.

I was surprised she didn't run. She simply turned and walked out.
"Who the fuck was that?" my fuck buddy asked, more curious and annoyed than angry.
"My landlady. Sorry, I forgot to lock the door!"
I continued fucking her in the ass.

Sharla, I would later find out, went home, making one stop at the liquor store. She bought a bottle of something cheap I'm sure, got completely wasted, then blew her brains out with a .357.

For all intensive purposes, she was a waist of skin, and too week to survive in this doggy dog world.
Anonymous No.939414010 >>939414124
>>939413828
>>939413844
Ohai Lolvis, so the thread is dead and you're here to speak to yourself again eh?
Have fun
Anonymous No.939414065
>>939413844
>then blew her brains out with a .357
Too bad she didn't go for a murder suicide.
Anonymous No.939414124 >>939414191
>>939414010
I'm not Lolvis. And that? That's not even his style. Honestly, it's too coherent and is a little mean, even for him.
No this is just a copypasta I picked up years ago. I think it might even predate Lolvis.
Anonymous No.939414191 >>939414310
>>939414124
Fair, I've just begun to connect several walls of text quickly spammed into threads with that guy.
Anonymous No.939414272
Amir Ibn-LaสผAhad was raised from an early age to hate the imperialist American monsters. As a young man, he absorbed the reporting of Al Jazeera and other similar news outlets and truly believed that the United States of America was a menace to be destroyed. Football, baseball, and apple pie were too ambitious. But NASCAR... That was achievable. He knew that he could strike a blow into the heartland by martyring himself and taking out thousands of disgusting imperialist pigs with him if only he could make his way into a NASCAR race.
And so it was that he made his way across oceans and wound up in Central America. Armed with only his wits and thousands of dollars of cash, he soon made contact with coyotes in Mexico who helped him cross the border. It was far easier to cross the Rio grande than he expected. Had the incompetent fools of the Department of Homeland Security known he was there, they would have labeled him an OTM: "Other than Mexican". But he knew that all brown people looked the same to the imperialist pigs and his confidence in infiltrating that degenerate country was borne out.
Once he made it into the US, it was only a matter of time before he made it into the racing circuits. He would work his way up the ranks, making a name for himself and eventually he would work his way into NASCAR itself.
From there, it would only be a matter of time before he achieved his ultimate goal: to win the Daytona 500.
Anonymous No.939414310 >>939414454
>>939414191
I see your point and completely understand. I actually find him to be quite entertaining. He's right about some things, and completely and wildly unhinged about others. He's like the father I never had.
Don't get me wrong. I actually had a father and I loved him very much. It's just that lolvis is like a little more crazy one.
Anonymous No.939414454 >>939415451
>>939414310
I never actually spent the effort to read all of his stuff, it's usually wholly unrelated to the thread and about himself, so I stop reading.
Anonymous No.939415451 >>939415497
>>939414454
>The girl will within 6 months get so speak to the man, to whom she is not exactly looksmatched
Anonymous No.939415497
>>939415451
That topic is over.
Anonymous No.939416692
>>939413844
I used to tend bar in Mississippi. It was the kind of place where we'd sweep up the eyeballs after closing. But the owner hired a cooler away from another bar. He was the best. He fired the corrupt pieces of shit who worked there and got the place cleaned up.
Only problem was, there was a local rich bigwig who terrorized the town. He basically owned our police dept so he got away with all kinds of shit. He even had one of his lackeys literally drive a monster truck through the local car dealership! The guy was insane.
One day the rich guy's gang tried to start a fight at the bar and the new cooler kicked them out. After that, the rich asshole had one of his nastiest guys set the cooler's house on fire, but he caught him and killed him by - get this - ripping his throat out. He then went to rich asshole's house, killed all of his goons with his bare hands, and then when he was about to kill rich fuck by also ripping his throat out, his gf (the local doctor) stopped him. But all the townspeople had had enough and stormed his house and shot him to death. When the cops questioned them, everybody claimed that nobody saw anything and his death remains "unsolved" to this day.
You see a lot of shit tending bar!
Anonymous No.939416751 >>939416778
>be me a few years ago
>just turned 21
>go to lame party
>meet 8/10 qt 3.14
>both decide party is lame
>leave together
>tells me shes dtf
>walk to nearby park
>its late, no kids
>hop on swing
>she hops on me
>4leggedspider.jpg
>get to grinding
>grab her tits
>she wants to get naked
>hop off swing
>get on bench
>she takes off shirt and bra
>arms and head fold back behind her
>ribcage opens up
>no internal organs
>just teeth
>lots and lots of teeth
>creature rears back ready to devour me in one bite
>grab my right thumb with my left hand
>jerk it counterclockwise
>right hand pops out and folds down
>plasma cannon in right arm primes
>extend right arm as ribcage jaws wrap around me

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Anonymous No.939416778
>>939416751
>squeeze right fist with a millisecond to spare
>feels weird when detached
>muffled thump as plasma blast escapes
>hole in her back the size of a trashcan lid
>her corpse falls
>plasma cannon primes again
>likely playing dead
>aim for neural core in pelvis
>pow
>scan for life signs with retinal implant
>left eye burns but im used to it
>shegone.mp4
>register kill with mom
>switch to long range
>scan for randos and lookyloos
>nobody saw a thing
>power down plasma cannon
>reattach hand
>wriggle fingers around to ensure proper alignment
>bend right pinky back to pop it open
>ow
>retrieve immolation pellet from socket
>close finger back up
>ow again
>wriggle fingers again
>all is hunky dory
>drop immolation pellet on corpse
>walk away as it burns
>head home to mom to restock and recharge
>another one off the streets

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Anonymous No.939417143
I'll never fund an egirl ever again. I used to spend retarded amounts of money on Clara Dao's Patreon. There weren't any other girls exactly like her. She had a flat chest. I mean FUH-HUH-LAYAT!
And she always had these nipslips in her pics and videos that were "totally by accident lol".
I wasn't like a typical idiot findom paypig but over the course of a few years I spent probably close to a grand.
And you know, that's not even the worst part. The hundreds of dollars I dumped on her with her perfect little titties, her perfect brown nips, the forbidden glimpses I caught, that all her paypig fans were there for, that isn't what really fucks me up.
No. The rage cringe malding coup de gras is that she used all that fucking money from all of us simps and GOT A FUCKING BOOB JOB!
Her influencer persona was all about body positivity and embracing her flat chest. And I know that I and many other men spilled thousands of gallons of our seed to her over the years, because we knew what we liked, knew what we wanted, and came time and time again to her delicious flat chest.
And we all publicly lauded her body positivity message and at least for my part, absolutely agreed with it.
But we gave her our money because we wanted more nipslips, more pussy slips, more glimpses of those succulent brown nipples on those little nothing tits.
Overnight, she betrayed all of us. The girls who looked up to her, and the guys who stroked it to her... she played us all.

Never again.
Anonymous No.939417257
>be me
>be 17
>be decades ago
>weekends out on the lake
>singapore sessions in full effect
>we land in the field
>nobody really knew
>our cabin is nice but still "the pleb" compared to our extended
>just barely considered family by them
>prepare for eternity of hazing
>turns out they are polite
>lazy day swimming
>backstroke
>butterfly
>backstroke
>breast stroke
>go under
>hold breath
>keep holding
>hold
>lungs to burst
>erupt from the water
>gasp for air
>hair slick back
>open eyes
>look at hilltop
>there she stand stalking back and forth
>short hair
>tight leggings
>think that cant be her
>her parents bring her down
>almost forgot about her
>so cute now at 11
>cant believe her chest now!
>comes to swim with me
>socialize and they need to unpack so watch her
>she strips down
>wearing bikini underneath clothes
>top too big and hard shape
>afraid to go under so stands in hip deep water
>huge gap between cup and tiny breast
>diamonds underwater
>try not to stare
>is she unaware or savvy?
>find out later and im shocked by the knowledge