Thread 939407263

>>939407263 (OP)
yeah

>>939407263 (OP)

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING

YOU ARE POWERLESS AND IMPOTENT

YOU ARE WEAK AND UNEMPLOYED

YOU ARE THE WORLDS PUNCHING BAG

>>939407263 (OP)
I'd smile more if c suite executives were being killed. The cops are merely the muscle of the ruling class. Make the brains suffer.

>>939407303
How's your mom's basement?

>>939407288

that's because you are ALSO weak and impotent

this is how you overcompensate for being impotent

This fantasy makes you feel as if you are somehow intimidating

LOL what's supposed to be intimidating about a masturbating coward without a job?

>>939407320
Why not both?

>>939407340

when I was 16 years old in 1979 I moved out of my parents house and moved in with my registered nurse girlfriend in Atlanta

YOU ARE IMPOTENT

ANY WOMAN

they consider you to be an effeminate little boy

>>939407303
no, they are not. at least they aren't hiring me. well, they havent responded to any of my applications(oldest 1yr) so i'm just assuming tbh.

>>939407303
>>939407347
seething bootlickers lol

>>939407404
LOL @ YOU NOT HAVING A JOB

.............OR A GF

>>939407419
>>939407452
oink oink oink oink oink

>>939407436

AGAIN: NO WOMAN WILL STAND NEXT TO YOU

forget about having sex with them

THEY WON'T EVEN BE SEEN STANDING NEXT TO YOU IN PUBLIC

>>939407263 (OP)
definitely

>>939407479

lol YOU NEVER GET LAID

SO YOU MASTURBATE

and masturbate and masturbate and masturbate and masturbate
WOMEN LAUGH AT YOU

>>939407487
>>939407519
he's so angry lol

>>939407263 (OP)
umm based?!

>>939407424

the UNEMPLOYED
MASTURBATING
IMPOTENT MAN

>>939407540

Why would anybody OTHER THAN YOUR PARENTS be angry that TOO STUPID TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND?

That doesn't make any sense

S T U P I D

>>939407424

no wonder you fantasize about being relevant and virile

>>939407424
no wonder you fantasize about being masculine and intimidating

>>939407574
>>939407598

>>939407659
kek

>>939407263 (OP)
so fucking based

>>939407263 (OP)
based

>>939407263 (OP)
yep

>>939407263 (OP)
Cops give up their humanity when they join the force, so it shouldn't even count as murder

>>939408498
based

ITT:

Seattle awkward unemployed lonely masturbating closet homosexual inexperienced adult males fantasize about being intimidating

AND YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WONDER WHY WOMEN LAUGH AT YOU?

>>939408864
lol @ autocorrect


S E V E R A L *

not Seattle

A T T E N T I O N :

you can't fuck
you've never been given the opportunity

so OBVIOUSLY you can't fight, either

faggots

translation:

you are unemployed little girls

lol, oinker's having a meltdown

>>939409029

meltdown?

oinker?

lol you're EXACTLY like a little child, aren't you?

YOU USED THE TERMINOLOGY OF A 6-YEAR-OLD BOY

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK LIKE AN ADULT?

again:
YOU NEVER GET LAID
PROVE ME WRONG

>>939409029

AGAIN: NO WOMEN HAS SEX WITH YOU

PROVE ME WRONG
LONELY LITTLE BOY

>>939409117
That's right, go REEEEEE hahahahaha

>>939409029

YOU.... DO ... NOT ...
HAVE A JOB

which means
YOU LIVE WITH MOMMY

>>939409131

YOU LIVE WITH MOMMY?


hahahahahahahaha

THE INTIMIDATOR HAHAHAHAHA

>>939409131

my wife is off work today and she's here laughing with me

SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT MOMMYS MAKING FOR DINNER TONIGHT

>>939409131

ITS FRIDAY

my wife says "what porn will you be using as a substitute for courage?"

>>939409131
obviously she's suggesting that YOU ATE AFRAID OF WOMEN

>>939409131

So you're terrified of women?

>>939409131

Why are you afraid of women?

>>939409131

is it because you realize women see a little boy when they look into your eyes?

>>939409131

or are you oblivious to the fact that women see a little boy when they look into your eyes?

>>939409131

would you be less afraid of women if you were wearing sunglasses?

>>939409131

did you actually think SUNGLASSES could hide the scared little boy inside of you?

>>939407263 (OP)

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

unemployed adult in mommy's spare bedroom with no gf

>>939409439
..... posts the COWARD who can't look a woman in the eyes

who REFUSES to get a job and help mommy with bills

>>939407263 (OP)
0th post best post

>>939409439

you certainly don't know how to fuck
no woman has ever had sex with you
and masturbating is not "'practice fucking'

Y9U CANT FUCK
so of course
YOU CANT FIGHT
You've never been in a fist fight in your entire life

>>939409609

lol @ the masturbating coward

>>939409653

LOL you don't know how to punch correctly

you don't know hand to hand combat techniques

you simply CANT FIGHT

>>939409653

speaking of children

YOU CANT SUPPORT YOURSELF

UNEMPLOYED BUM
IN MOMMYS HOUSE

>>939409792

So many stupid downloaded cartoon memes

and NO JOB
NO GF
NO MONEY
CANT FUCK
CANT FIGHT
CANT AFFORD INTERNET

thank God for your mother and that spare bedroom

>>939409860
2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>939408864
Seattle?

>>939409948
.... says the unemployed lonely impotent weak scared ADULT

Niggers and poop are the same thing. Getting fucked by niggers is fun.

>>939410217
lol

>>939410217
i dont get why people hate cops

>>939412477
Are you stupid or still in highschool?

>>939412613
Still in highschool...

>>939412822
makes sense then. get a job first before getting involved in politics

>>939412836
this

>>939412822

So you will begin developing pubic hair and your testicles will finally descend

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:

The people who participated in this thread don't have jobs, cannot support themselves, have never seen a vagina in real life, have never had a girlfriend, and still live with their mommies....

But they wanted to wax intimidating and pseudo-political

basically playing grown up today

But they but they didn't even realize:
ALL AMERICAN LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES HAVE A SECRET HIRING POLICY:

they will not hire anybody with an IQ over 100

because they've determined intelligent people don't make good cops.

intelligent people get bored easily, don't like taking orders blindly, and quickly decide to either quit the force or become crooked cups on the take

Robert Jordan passed the police academy tests with flying colors, and they denied him, when he wanted to know why he was rejected, he was told "Your IQ is too high"

Don't believe me?
GOOGLE "ROBERT JORDAN POLICE IQ"


You're welcome. I'm happy I could finally put something of value into your stupid fucking thread

It's funny how you losers have so much time on your hands to sit around and fantasize about being intimidating tough guys and how much you hate cops

But none of you realized American law enforcement agencies won't hire anybody with an IQ over 100

That's because you are lazy little children

>>939413120
I make more money than you lol

Time to get a job, lazy NEET nigger Nazi

>>939407263 (OP)
I like when they kill minorities more tbh but to each their own

>>939412477
>ROBERT JORDAN POLICE IQ
Might be former criminals.
There are 600k people in law enforcement.
For a nation of 350 million people,
Thats a ratio of 1 in 583.
Any day when one in 600,000 has a brain-fart it gets in the news and stays there.

Sorry Rodny King couldnt just pull over.
Sorry Floid couldn't stay in the cop car and he was saying he couldn't breath way before he was on the ground.
Sorry Briana Taylor had a boyfriend than pulled a gun on a cop and shot.
Sorry about the loonie with the pot of boiling water who was rebuking in the name of Jesus.
If you think in any of these and the other cases the cop wolk up that day and said going out to kill an innocent person, then your iq might need testing..

>>939413951
are you a cop? you sound like a cop

>>939413951
bootlicker

>>939414403
This.
>>939413951
I've never seen a post that licked a boot so willingly

>>939414785
He was really choking on the boot with that post, huh?

>>939407263 (OP)
Without cops,You would be murdered and raped,The only people who dont want cops are the ones doing the murdering and raping

>>939407263 (OP)
Hello, my baby!
Hello, my honey!
Hello, my ragtime gal!

Send me a kiss by wire.
Baby, my heart's on fire!

>>939415337
I don't need the cops, I have a firearm

>>939415407
kek

>>939415411
Surely your not that retarded right?If someone dosent like you,They will have there firearm

>>939415494
But I'm a better shot

>>939415520
So? Someone can just shoot you when your sleeping,in the back of head ect

>>939415608
Then what good would the cops be in that scenario?

>>939415760
Idk what I was thinking, anon, you're right. I'm just a massive bootlicking retard thanks for setting me straight

>>939415834
you're welcome

>>939414403
>>939414785
>>939415076
>I have no response to this. Oh I know, I'll call him a bootlicker. I don't need to know what I'm talking about as long as I throw out all my favorite terms I got from reddit and twitter!

>>939416069
lol bootlicker

>>939416279
Sad

>>939417562
yes being a bootlicker is sad

>>939407263 (OP)
Bet if you got pulled over for speeding you’d be shaking like a shitting dog, brave in your hovel basement but you wouldn’t say a fucking word to a cop other than “yes sir I’m very sorry” haha.

Also check my dubs you faggot.

>>939417819
last time I got pulled over I literally told the cop to go fuck himself lmao