Thread 939414144

How do I fuck really hot really tight 18-21 year old pussy as a 29 year old man?

>>939414144 (OP)
uh rent a whore for an hour?

>>939414331
I'm in USA. Never seen a hot whore here that's under 22

>>939414144 (OP)
Don't be ugly and age won't really matters except if it's illegal, always feels odd when some 16yrs old girl tries to hit on me while I am 30yrs old....

>>939414144 (OP)
>Look and smell presentable
>Exude confidence
>Smile
>Engage in conversation with pussy
>Ask it out

Keep in mind that you'll probably need to talk to many pussies before one opens up for you. Make sure to shave or trim if you're a hairy motherfucker. Being fit helps so start a workout routine if you haven't already. If you have money and a good sense of humor you can go far.

>>939414721
shave/trim bodyhair or just pubes?
Also, where to talk to them? Seems easiest having good photos and engaging on social media

>>939414144 (OP)
>appear as if you have money and confidence
>go to college towns, bars, gym, coffee shop
>approach, secure number, invite to drinks somewhere close to your place
>don't be autistic
>give her excuse to come back to your place with you
>smash

you'll probably get stuck on the autism step

alternatively
>be really really rich

>>939414914
>appear as if you have money and confidence
how do you effectively do this part?

>>939414144 (OP)
I have a friend in his 30s who audited a class while considering going back to school. He would just sit next to the hottest girl he saw.

From just that one class, I think he ended up hooking up with two women. Lol.

>>939414474
they used to exist. but now you look for them at low wage slave jobs. trust me i'm black.

>>939415085
>low wage slave jobs
say you find one working at Walmart, what's next?

>>939414766
Young bitches do indeed love social media so that might work better for them. That way y'all can share photos and if they're interested they'll wanna meet you. If you're gonna sext any of them then yeah trim/shave your body and balls too. Bars are also a good spot if your area has a lively night scene and drink bitches are more agreeable.

>>939415164
>If you're gonna sext any of them then yeah trim/shave your body
does it really matter? most chicks I've slept with say they like the bodyhair and not to shave it, but then again I only see male models in photos with a bodywax/trim

>>939414955
>really good haircut, not mastercut go to an actual barber or salon
>other grooming on point, facial hair, nails, light cologne
>expensive clothing, style, well fitting pic rel
>being dressed well and well groomed will increase your confidence
>also embody confidence, pretend you are acting, pick a chad to embody
>spam movies with womanizers and take notes on how the men behave and speak to women
>cliche but will work especially on younger women looking for an older guy
>wedding crashers, hitch if you have a bigger personality
>old 007 movies if it's easier for you to play it cool
>embody your character when approaching, speaking, sealing the deal

>>939414144 (OP)
How are so many of you so socially inept?

First of all don’t be ugly
Download all the apps. As a man you’re going to have to pay for them. But if you do it’ll allow you to swipe all the apps are a numbers game. Have one pic of you alone that’s in good lighting, one pic of you out, one pic of you with like friends or some shit, if you have any pics of you doing a hobby or with an animal that’s a game changer.

On the app put “long term open to short” for whatever the checkbox is for relationship goals. Swipe as much as you can. Wed-thurs is when you make plans for the weekend. Also swiping on fridays and saturday’s around 8-12 is when people are out partying and get lonely and want to fuck

Also you’re 29 not 49 you idiot 21-28 year olds won’t be a hard goal if you’re not a fucking weirdo.

>>939415155
solicit them... what do you think? you know what it is my boy.

>>939415443
You don't have to fucking pay for them and doing so will only fuck you over. Just be patient and check it every day.

You probably do have to put effort into your pics and work out, however.

I'm in my 30s and I regularly have sex with the undergraduate students I work with. It's pretty easy if you're not overweight and/or socially-retarded.

>>939414144 (OP)
Pic related?

>>939415320
Fun fact: you won't look like this professional model with this haircut and clothes.

>>939414144 (OP)
Tinder. I was getting 26yr olds as a 38yr old man.

Just don't be ugly, fat or a social retard. Shit out of luck otherwise

>>939414144 (OP)
Logfag thread

>>939416407
Nah, different shut-in schizo. Fungo.

>>939414144 (OP)
For me, hanging around college towns works best. Went to school last semester and found plenty of young tight cunt I could screw if I really gave a fuck. If they're in your class, just chat them up and see if they're down for something outside of the class. I got a Russian chick's number but I didn't really bother because she was fresh off the boat and hardly understood English and I didn't feel like trying hard to convince her to fuck

>>939414478
Why are you around 16 year olds so much they hit on you?

I wouldn't want to date anyone under about 20, I'd kill myself if I had to put up with high school drama again.

RHAP2H

>>939417188
Spoiler alrert: he's lying
16-year-olds look at 30-year-olds like they're senior citizens.

>>939414144 (OP)
money

>>939414144 (OP)
Not too hard for anyone who isn't a smelly incel

>>939414144 (OP)
It's simple: you kill the bat man

>>939414474
Get one of the girls that's been kidnapped and traffic'd a bunch.

>>939414144 (OP)
Don’t be ugly, speak to them.
Instagram and Snapchat

>>939418412
>Instagram and Snapchat
how do you go about it with these? should you have a certain number of followers or posts before adding random chicks? how do you even find the girls to add?

>>939414144 (OP)
>as a 29 year old man
Step 1: go outside

>>939414331
Dude never said he goes outside or talks to people

>>939414474
>>939417519
>traffic'd
That's one way to say taken out on dates

>>939414478
>>939417188
>>939417243
>he's lying
Is the dude the 16-year-old? lmao

>>939417350
transportation

>>939414144 (OP)
Have good looks and money
I am guessing you have neither if you need to ask

>>939415320
That guy is 5'4" and dates dudes.

>>939418412
>speak to them

>>939414144 (OP)
Before all else, you need to be healthy and fit as a fiddle.

>>939418479
Gotta be around for anything to happen

>>939415669
>It's pretty easy
when you actually go near people
>>939417406
I hadn't considered been black before, hmm

>>939417406
blacked-out clothing though

I haven’t seen this pic in years. I used to cum buckets to it. Thanks for the blast from the past

>>939417516
Not the one dude with black garb lmao

>>939420157
>healthy
Going outside, being near people

>>939414474
You don’t pick up heroin addicts from the kerbside you fucking retard, you use the internet and pick one you want to fuck.

>>939415085
>low wage slave jobs
Oh starter job?
>>939415155
>>939415462
Damn are you trying to say be with people? lmao

>>939415164
>>939415268
Oh right just contact and show up, yeah

>>939415269
Clothed up with a haircut

>>939414144 (OP)
>1: Be socially competent
>2: Don't be a /b/tard (see 1)
>3: Be rich, at least by her standards
>4: Be 'socially desirable/impressive' (see above)
>5: Have a significantly better than average body and cock
tl;dr - if you have to ask us, you're not going to.

>>939415443
>>939415551
>swiping on fridays and saturday’s around 8-12 is when people are out partying
That's sounds like adding random people to your contacts while they go talk to each other. Couple up is getting with someone

>>939416184
>professional model
So is that just another way of saying someone who goes outside on a regular basis

>>939414144 (OP)
go to a truck stop and hang out. keep your eyes open, lots of truckers are fat greasy ugly boomers but some of them are pretty young and relatively attractive girls who spend their days alone most of the time because trucking is a solitary job and they don't really have any dating prospects because the majority of their options are the aforementioned fat greasy balding boomers. just learn some of the trucking lingo and pretend you're a trucker and they'll let you smash but you'll probably have to do it in the back of a dirty freightliner cascadia or something.

>>939421318
>Contact
>Show up

>>939415269
this is a trap, OP
you'll end up repelling women even more than you already if you follow this anon's advice

>>939414144 (OP)
>How do I fuck really hot really tight 18-21 year old pussy as a 29 year old man?

Chloroform

>>939414144 (OP)
its easy, just have all the things a 19yo doesnt have.
a stable job, a little disposable income, class, maturity, a nicer car, your shit together basically.
easy as shit to impress 18~22yo girls with basic things like having your own place and having a clean room.

>>939414955
>Buy a nice watch
>Don't wear shorts and a zelda t shirt with skechers
It's that easy, bar is set extremely low.

>>939414144 (OP)
Go back to college. I did it when I was thirty. I had a nice house, a nice car and experience - oh Lord, that teenage pussy.

I got mine on hinge. I was 28, she was 18. Tbh my profile was mid, we talked a little at first, then it fizzled out. Hit her up again a few days later on the app again and she agreed to go out on a date Saturday, then she said she was going out on Friday to drink (she uses her moms ID it always works). I meet her at the bar, just talk to her, tell her about raves and music festivals and how I would take her. Get like 3 drinks in her, bar hop, her girl friend (who later turns out is her aunt) says she can go home with me (weird I know). I bring her home, fuck her brains out, she proceeds to stay at my place for the weekend. We fuck like 5 times in that time span.

Now she practically lives with me, I’ve been fucking her for a year now, I’m turning 30 next week, she’s 19 now.

Idk after the first fuck she was just kinda hooked and obsessed with me. I never chased, she always wanted to come over, to the point she wanted to move in with me but I told her no, not a good idea, I like my space. That Made her even more obsessed. We fuck like everyday. She this hot petite 103lb teen.

Some background that probably explains why it was easier to do this than I thought. She dropped outta high school. Her dad is in the picture, but just barely. Lives with her single mom, her mom didn’t care too much about her for a long time, she still lets her do whatever she wants. They even do coke together. Crazy right? I met her mom, her dad, her family. None of them seem to care I’m about to be 30 and she’s a teenager.
She works her own job, and makes pretty good money doing so, almost like 80k a year, more if she worked more hours (not sex work or OF). She’s really good in the kitchen, super loving, very clingy and trips over nothing sometimes but I always check her on that.

I’m not a chad, I’m maybe like a solid 6 or 7 outta 10, I’m not fat or ugly, I have my own spot, a basic Camaro for a car, I have a job that pays 100k a year, but I don’t really flex it