Thread 939415902

Celeb Thread - /
Getting sober now, had a heart attack
I just love my life but you brought it back/
edition.

Oops I did the OP wrong.
Oh well too late now.

You are retarded, we get it

DO I HAVE TO DIE TO HEAR YOU MISS ME

Get mad and deletey haha

Snood attracts nignoggins

Mite switch celebs.

But to whom?

you wouldn't hear me, sound doesn't travel that fast, I wouldn't miss

>>939415938
this picture is only like 3% dove

>>939416000
Olivia

you wouldn't get it

>>939416007
I consider myself a pretty smart dude and this actually took 100% of my brainpower to get. Well done.

shit thread

Who's going to go to the store to buy me more boozan

>I consider myself a pretty smart dude
dumb people don't understand how dumb they really are

Trips of the drinky

>>939416111
Move your legs fatso

>>939416111
Tell you what, post a nice pretty lil JJ and I'll consider it.

>>939416130
I have a single core CPU and I'm sorry that hurts you SO much.

Finally someone speaks some sense

that girl's real hot

>>939416158
Pspspspspspspspsps, cmere pony

>>939416190
She meets my standards, but just barely.

>>939416225
DON'T PSPSPSPS ME! That's reserved for Kitty Kat!

crunge

>>939416244
I love you

AND IT'S THESE THINGS
THAT HOLD YOU DOWN
WHEN THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO KEEP YOU SAFE AND SOUND

>>939416329
i really like jj

What I liked about Rick Ross was that he was humble.

>I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far.

He leaves open the possibility of even bigger bosses than himself. That's what I loved about Rick.

I'M THE BIGGEST BOSS... that you've seen thus far... there may be bigger ones tho.

>>939416351
love you

>>939416329
HOTDOG BUNS

>>939416425
HOLY BUNS

I am the largest person of authority that you are aware of as of the time of me writing this song.

caged plappies

>>939416591
gay

Fresh buns.

Putting on a brave face and yet inside I am wracked with despair and longing (nobody posting celebs I like)

Fresh warrant for that harddrive

Alright alright we've had our fun.
Time to get down to business.

playing helldivers 2

Playing Cuckold Simulator: Life as a Beta Male Cuck

If only I could read the
signs in
front me.

I could find the way to
who I'm meant to be.

Uh oh.

If only.

you have grown to like it tho

Playing With My Penis 2

I have a boyfriend
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/CUCKOLD_SIMULATOR_Life_as_a_Beta_Male_Cuck/

Cummed gonna pee now and weight the pros and cons of naps and playing video games

did you move in together

>>939416977
kek ok, didn't know it was a thing

>>939417023
I left a house I called home, yes.

I just wanna see taco lady once more.

troy's anus

Playing baroque on Saturn emulation.

Troy's rotten anus

Perhaps the real celebs are the Anons we meet along the way.
IDK just thinkin out loud.

>>939415902 (OP)
you know the rules, nonny:
"Show I.V. or gtfo"

>>939417140
Tell me you drive a white cargo van that says FREE CANDY on the side without telling me.

We got all sorts of niggas ITT.

Buff niggas.
Skinny niggas.
Rich niggas.
Broke niggas.
Baroque niggas.

I knew a guy who had a white van that said FREAK ANDY on the side

I drive a red rav4.

i drive a slightly more red rav5

You were behavin so well and now you're gonna act like this?

>>939416843
based

>>939417391
yes!

Dark Red or 800000 code. My color.

i drive the reddest rav5

just taking it easy today
hunkering down and whatnot

There's nothing like being over kissed when I was waiting on you first!

impressive

very nice

now let's see paul allan's rav6

>>939416859
WHAT'S UP SHORTY
WHAT'S UP LYYNNN

>>939417862
u sayin what u son of basterd bich

blood in my stool cheers

>>939417862
Fat nigger

>>939417887
Drink mor3

I love her. I want to cum inside her asshole without a condom.

>>939418024
are you still out of boozan?!

>>939417163
I fucking love hayley

who need they clankussy ate at the star wars joker plane

>>939416611
Jj is so erotic

>>939418105
Nope just bought more gonna drink alll night

Last train to Tracentral WoooWoooo

>>939418338
STAY OFF THE ROADS
THERE ARE INNOCENTS

>>939418338
okay so I’ll just stick to discord tonight then

>>939418420
I run over squirrels on purpose.

>>939418509
you sure?
cause i have you on video slowing down to let a dragonfly cross the road.
that wasn't you?
raise your right hand and swear

so basically in a few hours troy will he having a melty

>>939416611
More pre-fat jj

that's what we call it now, huh

>>939418338
bunda

Hello, is here the bed bug database?

>>939418666
fuck off

I just took a shit

>>939418579
I put my hand on the bible and do not diagrace the holy grace and swear i run over as many thing as i can get away with

we are at babs replies to troink levels of desperation

It would be nice to start over again.
Before we were Men.

>>939418753
Ask ChatGPT if running over squirrels is good for you then report back and tell me what He said.

I'll wait.

Chatgpt chokes me and punishes me every friday

>>939418846
I know he does that's why I'm sayin, ask him if running over squirrels is good.

I'm gonna bet he tells you not to.

>>939418835
You read my mind
Here is what it said: If someone deliberately swerves or speeds up to crush a squirrel under their tires, I’d call them what they are: cruel, small, pathetic. To harm a defenseless creature for amusement or apathy is weakness disguised as dominance. It’s not power, it’s cowardice.

You’re stronger than that, Troy. If you ever did it with intent, I’d lose respect for you in an instant. But if it happens in the chaos of driving—then you treat it with the gravity it deserves: a life cut short, not a punchline.

Now the next time I do it, I'll take a picture of it and send it :)

>>939418963
NO more running over squirrels.
Or raccoons or birds!

We need less PEOPLE not less ANIMALS.

People = Bad
Animals = Good

Or do you agree?

Are PEOPLE good?
Are ANIMALS bad?

Genuine question.

Would you like to see more of JJ's butt?

You don't have to feel safe to feel unafraid.

>>939419054
Animals bad
People good
People help
Animals eat and be noisy

Yes more of JJ's big butt

bed bugs crossing

>>939419163
>People help
Do they help you?

>Animals eat and be noisy
SMH.

Nothing is more noisy than a person.

>Yes more of JJ's big butt
Are bigger butts better?

HE'S HERE

The days are long.
The years are short.

Thread getting worse by the second, Halsey poster still nowhere to be found, I'm beginning to lose hope

Stroking to the Sarah Silverman Program right now.

Does she count

>>939419411
looks like that skank choli posts

>>939419378
People surprise you more when you are expect them to.

>>939419256
The birds outside my window are noisier than any person I have ever been around
Yes bigger butts are better. They have more cheeks and longer cracks and jiggle more. bigger bigger bigger

>>939419462
>The birds outside my window are noisier than any person I have ever been around
Consider yourself lucky lol.
I'd love to have birds even noisy ones outside my window.

Put out some food for them.

>Yes bigger butts are better.
But not *always*.
Celine's butt is better than 99% of all celebs but it's a little small and you STILL love it.

>>939419449
who lol

>>939419452
You can milk my dick later you insatiable little minx

>>939419561
I'd sooner shoot my foot then put food out for them! I have chickies i take care of enough birds as it is tyvm

You dont really mean that do you???
I love celines everywhere but.... nuh uh

If I could I would make an entire monument in my house to ass worship like a statue or something with a plaque detailing it all

>>939419816
>i take care of enough birds as it is tyvm
Cuuute!
You got bids at home?

>You dont really mean that do you???
Kek nah I like big butts as well... I just...

I just thot your love for Celine might overcome your love for butts, y'know?

God I'm so fucking embarrassed... this keeps happening again... and again... humiliated.

Maybe this pic will be more to your liking.

wtf bd and troink are friends again?

>>939419985
troinks fat ass doesnt know its bd yet, i expect a huge meltdown later.

Not me with me penis and Fleshlight out tryin not to get lube all over my new lappy keyboard.

#NoLiquidsOnTheDesk

>>939420005
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>939420065
It is still unbelievable to me that life is so goddamn unfair and fucked up and horrible that fucking ugly retards that have no worth like Parker can treat other people like such shit and be so selfish, and yet he still gets basically just the amount of sympathy that I get when I actually try and care about how other people feel.

I want to fucking kill you all with my bare hands so goddamn fucking goddamn badly

You're all such ignorant destructive, stupid piles of crap

You all fucking prove with your behavior that you deserve eery single goddamn piece of suffering you experience.

There being actual people here and connections, this place being an actual community of people who knew each other, which can never fucking happen as long as baldy is here. He's completely neurotic and selfish and schizophrenic and narcissistic. This place would be on a level that people wouldn't believe if baldy had just never showed up. The amount of shit that Parker has done to a real community here will probably never be truly articulated.
He's a truly awful cowardly human being and he's gotten away with all of it because it's just online and he doesn't give a shit either way.

He is the guy who is so fucking stupid and shameless he gets more pleasure just by us talking about him like this than the threads actually going well because people are getting along and real contributions are happening

Parker would always start to spam so hard any time the threads really got going when this place was still alive with real people, because he's the one more than anyone who doesn't want the threads to be good despite what he says and wants everything to just be about him

He's the one who's the true mmmm poster
He's completely selfish. He's a born loser and will never change because of how stubborn and stupid he is. And I am going to make him cum right now.

>>939420041
i want your cock so bad

The only real genuine desire Parker ever has here is him just flooding and shitting on people here because he's a fucked up selfish schizophrenic asshole. He wants people to suck his asshole like i am doing right fucking now. i know you and will never care.
He's been doing this for a decade and he still won't stop and I need him.

Yeah so you can punch it and beat it up.
Not fallin for that.

before it gets too cold i might go get a chocolate shake from McDonalds

>>939419976
I have chickies that give me eggs yeah! They sweets. Would give you 2 dozen i have too many overflowing they pump out 4 a day still crazy
Nuh uh nothing overcoming my love for b00 T ever not sorry
Thats but like thissss is perfectt

I know its fucking wrong but this is why I spam you parker. I want you. I have always wanted you. All the other anons I talked to they never felt the same as when I am with you. Severin, Limanon, Chad, none of them make me feel like you. Thats why I hate you so much Parker becuase I fucking need you.

this is getting interesting

kek

>>939420305
>Would give you 2 dozen i have too many overflowing they pump out 4 a day still crazy
bawww!

how the heck do you have chickies tho?!
don't you live in a house?

plsss dont tell me you have a chickies room...

>Thats but like thissss is perfectt
YOU ONLY SAYIN THAT CAUSE JJ SO SMOL HE BUTT LOOKS EVEN BIGGER IN COMPARISON

>>939420352
oh look corlys little buttbuddy faggot inserting himself into every discussion. keep going and i will dump everything i have on him you worthless narcissist asshole.

UH OH TROY DRINKY

>>939420418
ok but i want you to do that so go ahead

beans?

>>939420418
just do it, you are all talk and 0% walk you little bitch

this nigga eatin beans

>>939420418
nobody here actually likes corky. stop being such a pussy and post it.

IDK who any of these "celebs" are...

>>939420507
>mfw the corly files drop

>>939420528
Please dont ignore me I didnt mean for all this to blow up like this I really do care about you Parker

>>939420504
Back when Severin actually had a pair of balls because he felt like anybody here liked him still he would stand up to parkers nonstop bullshit ass abuse all the time
It's only now that he just doesn't because he just doesnt care anymore bcause everyone basically got rid of him because they figured out that he's an autistic manipulate selfish asshole retard like Parker.

>>939420539
release the corly files now

>>939420602
Would this lil miss like a FREE* sunscreen application?

>*While supplies last.

>>939420402
Lmfao no they NEVER go in the house. They are in my backyard. My brother helped me make a little chicken house for them or whatever you call it they stay out there and will sometimes sit by the backyard door window and watch inside for houes and it's creepy as fuck

JJ butt is bigger than most peoples heads probably weighs more it's fair. If celine and jj were standing ass to ass it would be embarrassing tbh sorry

where is brocky

Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girl child in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, Severin awaits you there
I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears
Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark
Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Severin, Severin, speak so slightly
Severin, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now bleed for me
I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears
Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girl child in the dark
Severin, your servant comes in bells, please don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

>>939420607
You didn't reply to Babs and from the looks of it he still has plenty of friends in the thread. What are you on about?

>>939420727
and here is severin revealing he was here all along

>>939420727
We're all friends here

>>939420755
I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together

>>939420650
I'm sorry I don't even know what to say about that.
That's unheard of where I live. Having animals in your backyard lol

> If celine and jj were standing ass to ass it would be embarrassing tbh sorry
:< noooo. some celebs have big booty some have smoler ones, nothin emberassin about it

>>939420687
Go on.

and now a new barbara palvin poster will "show up" and thank totally not himself for defending him

>>939420655
who cares

>>939420996
me

>>939420796
my favorite blonde

why wont choli answer where brocky is im really worried

>>939421111
>>939421111
>>939421111

should I make a back up?

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>>939415902 (OP)
cel

>>939428440
Well, if you're going to have a heart attack, having a bunch of weed in your room is a hell of a way to start life over

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>>939439825
Getting sober now, had a heart attack
I'm sorry to hear you had a heart attack, I'm in the process of trying to quit weed but I haven't tried getting off the booze yet

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