Thread 939421111

Celeb Thread - /Backyard chickies/ edition.

>>939421018
top 5 best blondes, go

shit thread

im actually a blond

>>939420792
Hah that's okay i guess it is kinda different given most places having chickies in your backyard. it's illegal to have a rooster here though, unfortunately

everyone is different including their booti3s i guess yes. All needs to be accepted. JJ wouldnt help but giggle though i swear. girls always in competition with everything

>>939421298
worship beadys cock and nuts

fecal thread

troy can you stop the bd routine and drop the corly files

gonna get chicky nuggies and a choccy shake
better have that report on top 5 blondes by the time i get back

>>939421172
oh, ummmm on the spot...
katnewt
maisie
allison
anya
tay

not all natural blondes though, so maybe they don't all count.

>>939421200
cute.

>>939421298
i live in too big of a city, not allowed to have roosters OR chickies in the backyard here. NO FUN ALLOWED

i might do some gaymen. i will have this thread open in the background and wait till someone posts a good celeb

fuck parker just spam already stop trying to talk

>>939421470
Oki im gonna get some dinner hope you pwn

>>939421541
:)) enjoy your dindin

troy and bd hooking up wasn't on my cel bingo card this year.

I love lily. I want to cum inside her asshole without a condom. I want her to be my gf.

>>939421702
where have you been

>>939422012
playing path of exile :D

>>939421702
I used to like Bilson and Cuthbert around the same time period A LOT. Rachel has aged much better than Elisha though

path of pork chops

>>939421465
Maisie is a phony.

>>939422069
very based taste anon

>>939422209
having steak tn!!

>>939422221
i know, i know, she's a natural blonde, but she's just stinkin' cute.

>>939422264
>the socks
<3
>>939422294
aw, good. the iron'll be good for ya. how do you like your steak? what's your favorite cut? i'm being nosy. '>'

>>939422341
*not a natural blonde
my mistake

>>939422264
No u

>>939421465
That list is so bad, holy shit

>>939422341
mid rare strip steak is my favorite :) but having sirloin tip tn (it was on sale)

>>939422414
wait i should've used this pic myb

>>939422341
>>939422357

>>939422414
>>939422448
adorable. <3

>>939422444
>tasty (s)trips
nice! i like a medium rare new york strip myself. i hope it all turns out great for you.

>>939422488
ironclad proof right there.

Alison is posting an actually cute celeb, which happens from time to time
Choli still hasn't posted anyone attractive, not even once

I would never stop rimming this stupid bitch.

>>939421465
not bad kid, you can go far in this office with that kinda moxie

>>939422652
s-tier

>>939422570
it's such a good video
>>939422595
>Choli still hasn't posted anyone attractive, not even once
i mean minji is incredibly attractive

>>939422913
she isnt

>>939422885
what's going on?

>>939422913
>minji is barely a 4/10 after 32 cosmetic surgeries
Ftfy

>>939422933
well thats your opinion and it's wrong

>>939422823
may i ask yours? you don't have to say if you don't wanna.

>>939422856
the paleness. <3

>>939422913
don't worry about grouchy anons. just keep being upbeat and positive. ^o^

>>939422934
hello. :3

another great "who are ya?" thread

>>939423079
>don't worry about grouchy anons. just keep being upbeat and positive
good advice <33

I prefer brunettes but I guess
Kat
Jemima Robinson
Lili Reinhart
Sydney
Tay

maybe there are some obvious ones I'm forgetting, idk

>>939423079
>>939423275
oh that response is for you

>>939423041
at least kazzy is beautiful

>>939423171
the dress <3

>>939423257
;D

>>939423275
excellent list! puts mine to shame. you've fine taste, anon.

>>939423446
you dont have to say that, you should like your list the most

FUCK CHOLI

>>939423446
:DD

>>939423565
can't believe i forgot rhea seehorn. she's wonderful too.

>>939423636
are you one of the following women: Hanni, Minji, Maya Higa, Yunjin or Sakura?

can you guys take your emma roberts bot back

>>939423706
i'm sakura yeah

>>939423735
Unfortunately that "bot" is an intellectually disabled schizophrenic who the genius mods refuse to do anything about.

>>939423670
hey thats cool, whatever floats your boat.
i'm outta here have one last kat

>>939423781
masissda

>>939423901
dont post pics of me, thats weird

>>939423079
ello <3

I love lily. I want her to be my gf.

>>939423499
gotta be careful. that dress inspires unwholesome thoughts.

>>939423892
gorgeous. ty. i hope you had a lovely time. take good care of yourself. <3

>>939423955
^o^

>>939423971
Holesome dress

>>939424035
>them glasses
>dat hemline
god damn it, may-z. -_-

>>939424247
cute outfit

>>939424545
>_<

>>939424442
yes! i've got a few more pics of her in that

>>939424666
Number of the Beast

holy cute

Bd is such a cunt that nobody even checked his quads lmao
>>939425080
Cute for sure. Who though

>>939425130
she drives F1 cars

>>939425006
it's been 488 days. may-z almost just caused a reset to 0.

pouring myself a glass of milk for my bones

>>939425160
>>939425213
>5 years ago
So she is either a prodigy or just given a spot because of her looks
Either way, good for her

>>939425279
dangerously close. someone had to talk me down. -_-

>>939425280
wholesome, even milk is grodie.

It's impossible for you dickheads to just have regular conversations because you're all too ashamed of something in your real lives.

>>939425332
Don't you like how squishy her little legs are.

>>939425381
What sort of conversation would you like to have here the celeb jerkoff thread?

>>939425410
Zero. I just think it's funny to watch you try.

>>939425445
avoiding the question yikes

CHOLI PLEASE

>>939425396
you know i do, and you're being cruel.

>>939425130
I dare you to say that again

>Eight Below adapts the events of the 1958 incident, moved forward to 1993. In the 1958 event, 15 Sakhalin Husky sled dogs were abandoned when the expedition team was unable to return to the base. When the team returned a year later, two dogs, Taro and Jiro, were still alive.
Taro and Jiro must have been quite bad ass to survive a bloody Antarctic winter on their own

>>939425332
i'm drinking whole milk today for a change up. you should try it.
>>939425465
what

Makin a video

Anyone on the sauce lads?

>>939425625

What about?

>>939425410
So it looks like these are going to be some really cute and cool hens.

>>939425531
she's so full of life. imagine filling her with more.

>>939425607
nooooo ty <3 lol

>>939421172
In movies, she's gorgeous beyond belief. Here, she's gorgeous beyond belief.

Attending events, left to her own devices, not a big fan of the way she does her eyes. Pros in movies do it differently. Here, it may be done differently, or obscured behind the glasses.

Just FYI, whoever her agents are.

>>939425731
the dogs gross me out. she has to smell like dog and have hair all over her

>In movies, she's gorgeous beyond belief. Here, she's gorgeous beyond belief.
>Attending events, left to her own devices, not a big fan of the way she does her eyes. Pros in movies do it differently. Here, it may be done differently, or obscured behind the glasses.
>Just FYI, whoever her agents are.

>>939425722
A little black dress so she looks normal from the front and then a big reveal when she turns to profile.

>>939425773
she has poodles. they're hypoallergenic, no-shed dogs. i imagine they're groomed and bathed often.

>>939425810
turns and cups that yoga ball she's smuggling as she smiles and does one of her signature stage moves.

>>939425898
lol thats some serious cope

Parker sitting alone in a sour oxygen-starved room drinking the world's cheapest rum and chasing it with the mushroomy cum soup he left in his fleshlight three months ago

>>939425898
A little kicker.

Hebephile spastic

>>939425722
well i had to try

>>939426086
talking about the guy who was posting a 16-year-old race car driver earlier?

>>939425978
>sigh

>>939426271
:P

>>939426322
Can't wait for her career to stagnate so she starts doing more sexy shoots

>>939426504
she's so elegant though

>>939426772
may-z on top. thirty seconds max.

>>939426946
If she doesn't top, she has to hold her breath or use a snorkle.

>>939426728
She is too cute and adorable. And that makes me want to see her in hot sets, wearing sexy outfits and posing with lustful facial expressions even more

>>939427026
if she rides reverse cowgirl and brings that manic energy, she destroys my composure.

>>939427039
but surely her elegance and class are part of the appeal?

>>939427177
Class and elegance only take you so far. Emily Blunt is beautiful and classy and elegant but I can't jo to her

>>939427264
if i wasn't nearing 500 days of no-fap, i would probably indulge in cailee.

>>939427269
sorry for getting a little carried away. something about her got me really worked up earlier.

>>939427416
Small but all squish.

gonna fap to maya in a couple of hours

>>939427416
>500 days
Anon, that is not healthy. There have been studies about this...

>>939427439
those creamy thighs...

>>939427459
enjoy <3

>>939427493
it's weirdly satisfying though. i can't explain it.

>>939427416
>>939427493
>>939427582

>>939427582
A lot of unhealthy things are
>>939427634
A great example of an incredibly cute, extremely elegant, but in touch with her sexy feminine side, woman

>>939427652
that was me the last time i indulged. allison's preggy pics were too much.

>>939427668
darling creature.

>>939427690
i don't smoke. i don't do drugs. i rarely drink. if not masturbating is the most unhealthy thing i do, i think i'm in good shape. <3

made a mess for liv

>>939427690
MEW is always cute

>>939427582
will do! nothing better than a maya fap!!!

>>939427763
Well, prostate cancer is one of the two most curable types of cancer, I suppose

>>939427800
Very true. Even at her utmost sexy, she is still super cute

>>939427807
<3
>>939427814
>the boots
oh, those are stayin' on.
>>939427857
not to be gloomy or morbid, but i don't care much if i die.<3

Ass

>>939427991
lewd

>>939427991
Neither do I. But I do care about the people who care about me, and I assume you do as well

>>939427929
what in the

my peach pie got eaten and i only got one piece
my rhubarb pie got eaten and i got none

braaaaaaaaaap

Fat nigger troy

>>939428051
(^///^)

>>939428066
fair point, but i like to think everyone i care about could easily get on without me. there's no longer anyone in my life who depends on me greatly. just gotta keep going long enough to make sure my pup has a long, comfy life. <3

>>939428072
<33

>>939428245
You have to outlive your parents while not letting any new people get close

brrrrrrrrrraaAAAAAppPPpPPPPPPPPPPPBrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP P P P P

he nama troink

>>939428245
:))

>>939428245
>>939428302
I know for a fact that Babs would be heartbroken.

>>939428302
on a more cheerful note, i got myself a whatchamacallit bar. saving it for after lunch tomorrow. <3 i hope you'll treat yourself to something nice this weekend.

>>939428342
<333

>>939428365
can't blame you for being so smitten with her.

>>939428382
he knows how i feel. hurting him is the last thing i ever want to do, but we've talked about things. he's a good man.

Almost Halloween.

I was nice today.

>>939428382
Babs is an idiot that lies out of his ass anyway
>>939428434
I had some stracciatella, hazelnut and pistachio icecream today

choli w

>>939428651
>>939428651
>>939428651

>>939428621
nigger

>>939428554
why?

>>939428465
lets get that spam rolling big nig

>>939428680
Because I felt like having icecream

>>939428753
Why do you dislike Babs?

>>939429013
Because he is an annoying pretentious lying coward