Thread 939421751

What would be your length and girth in inches if you could choose your own penis size?
Me:
8 inches length
9 inches girth

>>939421751 (OP)

YOU NEVER HAVE ANY SEXUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH WOMEN

But you're eerily comfortable discussing other men's penises

WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?

>>939421751 (OP)

FACT: You are undeniably homosexual

>>939421790
>>939421815
You assume too much.
Calm down, edgy boys.

>>939421751 (OP)

If anybody gave a flying fuck about you or your penis.....

You would have never created this threat

GO SUCK A DICK, FAGGOT

>>939421864

I DON'T ASSUME JACK SHIT

I'M A HETEROSEXUAL
HETEROSEXUAL DON'T DISCUSS OTHER MEN'S PENISES

YOU'RE A FUCKING WEIRDO

>>939421945
Why so much rage?
Dicklet cope?

I've been on this planet for over 60 years

.... and I have NEVER had any desire to engage in a creepy conversation like this before

apparently you are incredibly comfortable discussing other men's penises

IT FUCKING SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, QUEEN

>>939421983
Straight men do discuss this.
You're uncomfortable with it since you probably have a micro penis.

>>939422017

lol So you are such a small-minded linear thinker....

that you actually equate CAPITALIZED LETTERING to represent ANGER?


So I'm guessing the Pepsi logo is angry?

LOL EAT SHIT PENIS BOY
GO FANTASIZE ABOUT BIG PENISES SOMEWHERE

FUCKING LOSER

>>939422027
>60
>raging on the internet like a child
Sad if true

>>939422036

So you've never studied psychology either?
That's easy to tell by your stupid armchair psychoanalysis

I'M HAPPILY MARRIED
I fucked hundreds and hundreds of women in my life... quite literally several hundred...

My children are grown
My wife is beautiful and brilliant
she's laying asleep next to me right now taking a nap

LOL GO FANTASIZE ABOUT BIG PENISES, WEIRDO...

AFTER ALL THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE

YOU'RE THE PENIS MAN

>>939422064

raging

feel free to show me somebody who's raging, PENIS BOY

>>939422064

AGAIN: YOUR DESIRE TO DISCUSS PENISES SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

what's your girlfriend's name?
Not her whole name
what's her first name?

is it by any chance PENIS?

"HEY EVERYBODY I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT. LET'S DISCUSS YOUR PENIS"

said nobody... ever

"I am a completely heterosexual male who's interested in your penis"

HAHAHAHA

let's begin by discussing YOUR FANTASY PENIS

If you could have a fantasy penis
DESCRIBE IT FOR ME

HAHAHAHAHAHA

LMMFAO dude.... You're a fucking fag

>>939421751 (OP)
weak bait

>>939421751 (OP)
>inches

"I'm totally not gay but let's discuss giving each other blowjobs"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Theres really no difference

>>939421751 (OP)

I'm guessing you don't have a job?

because if you have a job.....

obviously you must have been thinking about this all day

>>939421751 (OP)

"I'm totally not gay.. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FANTASY PENIS... and do it slowly"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"straight men always discuss each other's fantasy penises"


HAHAHAHAHAHA WEIRD AS FUCK BRO

>>939421751 (OP)

FRIDAY NIGHT:

And you've got a bottle of lotion
And you created your thread

ROMEO

>>939421751 (OP)

If you're lucky......

You might find somebody with such a FASCINATING FANTASY PENIS.....

that you can continue the conversation with him in private all weekend long

>>939422055
>Insults
>Jumps to conclusions
>Repeats the same illogical rant
Seems like anger to me.
Little micro penis rage?

>>939422470

"I'M COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL.... except for the tell me about your fantasy penis thing"


............ Right, homosexual?

>>939422470
seems more like circumcised mircopenis rage lmao

>>939422470

I couldn't give any less of a fuck
WHAT LITTLE FANTASY PENIS BOY
says or thinks about me


AGAIN:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS MAN IS A HOMOSEXUAL

heterosexual males DO NOT sit around fantasizing about other men's fantasy penises

>>939422470

So you're telling me you've got a girlfriend or a wife?

WHAT'S HER FANTASY PENIS?
obviously it's not yours

or you would have never created this homosexual thread

YOURE HOMOSEXUAL

>>939422106
>Blah blah I say whatever it takes to win the argument
It's not working....

"HEY EVERYBODY I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR PENISES!"


>>939422470
isn't that right Mr fantasy penis boy?

>>939422602

"PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FANTASY PENIS... BECAUSE I'M SO HETEROSEXUAL"

lol

>>939422202
Projecting gayness by twisting others words. That's gay.
Straight men discuss these things like women discuss their body parts among each other without being lesbians.

>>939422539

I know for a fact that YOU DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND...

lol girls won't fuck you...

>>939422470
and YOU have avoided the question TWICE so far

since you're such a brave courageous honest guy

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

>>939422678

STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
It's a very simple question with a very simple answer

"I don't have a girlfriend because........"

It's really really simple

answer the question, sir

Why are you so angry, tranny? Did the Walmart door greeter call you sir again?

I wonder if your INTEREST IN OTHER MEN'S FANTASY PENISES might have something to do with your lack of a girlfriend or wife

>>939422782
XD lol!
That sounds like the redundant rage posters in this thread.

>>939422782

That's the best you could do because I said the word SIR

wow your mind is fascinating

So abstract and creative

You literally base your entire thought on the last word of my post SIR

lol your mind is so linear and weird

>>939422822

>redundant

oh, trust me Mr FANTASY PENIS BOY

I haven't even started yet
It's going to be MIND NUMBINGLY REDUNDANT

Just wait. you'll see

AGAIN; "I'm a heterosexual please tell me about your fantasy penis"

YOU NEVER HAVE ANY SEXUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH WOMEN

But you're eerily comfortable discussing other men's penises

WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?

Every rage post here is from someone that wants to dominate. It's like they want to silence the thread before it eventually dies.
Micro penis dicklet cope :(

>>939422822

FACT: You are undeniably homosexual

>>939421751 (OP)

If anybody gave a flying fuck about you or your penis.....

You would have never created this threat

GO SUCK A DICK, FAGGrggnsvOT

>>939421864

I DON'T ASSUME JACK SHIT

I'M A HETEROSEXUAL
HETEROSEXUAL DON'T DISCUSS OTHER MEN'S PENISES

YOU'RE A FUCKING WEIRDO

So...you small dicklets are still going...??

I've been on this planet for over 60 years

.... and I have NEVER had any desire to engage in a creepy conversation like this before

apparently you are incredibly comfortable discussing other men's penises

IT FUCKING SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, QUEEN

>>939422948
I couldn't give any less of a fuck
WHAT LITTLE FANTASY PENIS BOY
says or thinks about me


AGAIN:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS MAN IS A HOMOSEXUAL

heterosexual males DO NOT sit around fantasizing about other men's fantasy penises

>>939423069
>...and there I was, repeating the same thing again...
Okay....?

>>939423125
>AGAIN
Yeah, again?? Any more rage left in you?

"HEY EVERYBODY I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR PENISES!"


>>939422470 grxknp
isn't that right Mr fantasy penis boy?

FUCK OFF LOLVIS YOU RETARDED JEW BOOMER FAGGOT GO BACK TO YOUR CUCK THREAD

>>939423182

So you're telling me you've got a girlfriend or a wife?

WHAT'S HER FANTASY PENIS?
obviously it's not yours

or you would have never created this homosexual thread

YOURE HOMOSEXUAL

>>939423157
YOU NEVER HAVE ANY SEXUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH WOMEN

But you're eerily comfortable discussing other men's penises

WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?

>>939423182
That's the best you could do because I said the word SIR

wow your mind is fascinating

So abstract and creative

You literally base your entire thought on the last word of my post SIR

lol your mind is so linear and weird

YOU NEVER HAVE ANY SEXUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH WOMEN

But you're eerily comfortable discussing other men's penises

WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?

>redundant

oh, trust me Mr FANTASY PENIS BOY

I haven't even started yet
It's going to be MIND NUMBINGLY REDUNDANT

Just wait. you'll see

AGAIN; "I'm a heterosexual please tell me about your fantasy penis"

YOU NEVER HAVE ANY SEXUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH WOMEN

But you're eerily comfortable discussing other men's penises

WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY
OP is gay

I wonder if your INTEREST IN OTHER MEN'S FANTASY PENISES might have something to do with your lack of a girlfriend or wife

Is this faggot even human or is it some broken chatbot

Come on...
Choose your penis length and girth....

Would you heterosexual men say that this is too big?

Straight bump.

>>939421751 (OP)
It's funny how the shooped version survived all these years while the original is lost forever

>>939428346
That is the original. Face the facts.

?

>>939421751 (OP)
how can this chart be accurate
as a woman i have no idea what the answer is. bigger sounds better but i'm smart enough to know i'd just be throwing numbers at the wall.
i'm not even sure i could accurately tell you how big my bf is

>>939431948
What would be your partner's ideal penis length and girth? (If you could choose)

>>939431965
that's my point i have no idea i'm not measuring cocks with a ruler when i have sex

Oh lawd. Paragraph boy is off his meds again.

I'd like to be 7 to 8 inches and a bit thicker than my average size 6 incher w/ medium (I guess) girth.

Women can say whatever crazy BS from their mouths but their faces say it all when they get a good size meat missile. As long as you arent too long and poke her cervix. They hate that and say yes that hurts.

>>939432169
it does fucking hurt!

>>939432028
Don't give me that. You know in your mind there's numbers that you prefer. You just don't want to hurt the dicklet feelings in this thread.

>>939432474
i'd need to see an example of different penises and probably have sex with them to give you numbers. like yeah 6 sounds better than 5 but maybe it's too big and hurts?

>>939421751 (OP)
15 inches in length, 30 inches in girth, basically packing a coffee can, it's hard to pee, walking is difficult and I don't think I'll be able to have sex with anyone normal

>>939432533
What about sneaking beer cans into concerts? You can't do that if your magic hole isn't stretched out by extra thick penises...

>>939432796
The girth is unrealistic. You won't be able to do much in life.

>>939432439
This I do know despite being only slightly longer than 6 inches. Srsly with just 158mm or so I managed to boink that poor girls cervix and believe me it was an instant mood killer.

She did have her knees up to the sky so maybe it was positioning?

Kinda feel bad for those poor schmucks that have too long penors they cannot fully use. The typical giner is just 9 inches deep and thats an average so some more and some less deep.

But you knew that already.

>>939421751 (OP)
This chart assumes all vaginas are the same size. How stupid are people, really.

>>939433792
It's about AVERAGE. It's stupid to jump to conclusions and insult others.

>>939433792
I dont see anyting in OPs graphic that would indicate as such.

>>939434179
Where did they get the data, also this says nothing about "average". It just claims to be "Authentic" (whatever that's supposed to mean) and it has zero sourcing. Show me the abstract that supports this data. This is just a pile of garbage and you know it.

>>939434269
You are correct. It really doesn't say much of anything, now does it?
No sourcing, no number of people in the "study", no confidence levels, not even who did the research.

>>939434323
If that's more dicklet cope, I'm okay with that. Not my problem.

>>939434372
Its a graph of personal preference and one would assume at least some of it is based on the aforementioned depth of the vaginer in question as again poking the cervix is from what I understand discomfortable if not outright painful.

White chicks doing BBC porn get paid far more than their counterparts doing white dudes. Go figure.

>>939421751 (OP)
>Me:
>8 inches length
>9 inches girth
Genuinely what is the point of lying about this shit on /r9k/ of all places

>>939434534
>9 inches girth
ROFL

>>939434534
You /b/ wrong about something there...

>>939421751 (OP)
7.5" long, 6.25" circumference

>>939435064
Not bad. Porn star numbers.

>>939421751 (OP)
i like the idea of getting a 100% longer penis than what i have (7 inches), but i wonder if there are other complications that would make it not so good

>>939436066
What you are after is a slighty thicker penor and maybe a bit longer. But again the limitation is her cervix which is painful to her if you run into it.

As for you homos, again its a matter of taste and too big is not an asset. Pun intended.

>>939436152
What if I made my dick really long and pencil thin so I could penetrate her cervix and push it into her like a long squiggly rope cock?

>>939436254
Your dick would break since the structural integrity is extremely weak.

>>939436254
Go forth and report back your findings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnDaV9b9SDo

>>939421751 (OP)
1.5 inches
I want a cute small PP

>>939422602
I mean, you can't deny the fact that penises wasn't really a convo topic for previous generations. But blame it on the sex revolution

L:4inches
G:20 inches

I'd call it my fuck-disc

>>939436701
Oh wow.

>>939436472
Its not the size of the waves, its the motion in the ocean. You may pass.