Thread 939422659

His board.

His rules.

>>939422659 (OP)


that's tempted modoh bro

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZW6ga7hwnZk?si=ITZFehIrLT_fdG8-

>>939422659 (OP)
So what's this shit about no one's allowed to speak directly to you anymore?

I mean, seriously what the fuck?

>>939424064
please refrain from speaking directly to him. Forward all questions and complaints through the official fan club channel. thank you!

>>939424080
https://youtu.be/CmoPdc19Ijc?si=q2McxnY0V7qunf93

Where are the missing blueprints for happiness?
Did they fall behind the stove
Or get lost in the mess?
I need the missing blueprints for happiness

Remember Mama's laugh
Loud and free?
Seemed like she knew
Eternally
How to make a good life
For you and me
But she took the secret to the cedar tree

Where are the missing blueprints for happiness?
Did they fall behind the stove
Or get lost in the mess?
I need the missing blueprints for happiness

Maybe there ain't no map at all
Just gotta listen to the cricket's call
Pick yourself up
Stand up tall
And catch yourself before you fall

Aren’t you a grown ass man in your 40s?
Aren’t you disabled in a wheelchair?
Aren’t you a divorced father of 1 son?
Aren’t you the loser that does this for free 22 hours a day on a site you don’t own or make advertising revenue from?
What happened to you and your life for this to become everything you are about?
Genuinely curious

>>939424231
Unemployed, throte destroyed bitchmade nigger

>>939422659 (OP)
>His Board
you mean
>His Prison?
Don't see any of his garbage on any other place, only /b/
A king of a prison is still a prisoner, I can go post on other boards.
You? not so much, enjoy your prison of forced meme's...

>>939424313
Wouldn't say it to his, bitchass nigger

>>939424274
“You maybe wondering why a guy in his mid 30s in online streaming video games in the middle of the day…”
“I haven’t worked in a while…”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>939424413
Never worked in my life

me, either

I really haven't....
well, I had jobs...
But they weren't work...

when I was 15 I looked like I was 30 and they never even asked me my age when they hired me as a doorman at a nightclub. I didn't even ask for the job. they picked me out of the crowd, because I'm really good with people. I'm a good conversationalist and I understand people well.

So I was carding people older than me, doing all the drugs and drinking all the alcohol I could handle for free, with girls flirting with me and grabbing my ass and shit. And I was only 15 years old... a job? Yes... work? haha You've got to be joking I'm an artist...

I never told you guys about the 'job' I had driving a limousine.... I knew some people that owned a record label and they bought a limousine to impress their clients, and at the time I was wearing all black leather, had my hair dyed black in a giant pompadour, and Just the most subtle tiny amount of black eyeliner smeared down my face made me look like I was dead Elvis... So they wanted me to be their limo driver... quite literally their ROCK AND ROLL DEAD ELVIS CHAUFFEUR... But that wasn't work.. they were paying me out the ass, And I got to use the limousine like it was my fucking car, And I was driving around I as fuck... So fucking high... AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE YET...

And then there's the strip club thing
sure it's a job...
But would you call it "work" to get your dick sucked four times per shift by four different women?

And then there's the ZZ top thing...
being flown back and forth around the country... to Houston then to Dallas to see the attorneys then to Los Angeles then to New York then back to LA then to Houston again then back to LA then down to Orlando to check out the Disney imagineers were doing on fabricating the stage mechanics for my original drawings...

Not exactly work

And I've also done my art career my whole life, freelance art- complete opposite of work

I was born better than other people

It's not that I think I'm superior to anybody....

I never think about it at all..
I stopped thinking about that when I was a kid

nope. no reason for me to sit around and think about it

I KNOW I'M BETTER...

obviously I was born better... It wasn't my choice... Im one of the chosen ones

>>939424506

I've suggested my son deal with the legal issue by becoming tax exempt as a church

turn the thing into a fucking church

And nobody can do anything about it
He can do whatever the fuck he wants to do

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>939425052
because as a church, they can mind their own fucking business

It's nobody's business what the fuck they're doing inside the sanctuary

federal protection
at least constitutional protection

>>939424231
>>939424231

today I had somebody permanently trespassed from a restaurant just because he was reciting scripture out of the Bible.

He won't be doing that anymore
at least not anywhere that I eat

and just to make it even that much more interesting

I told them "I'm Jewish" (I'm not) "and I find this VERY OFFENSIVE"

And then my wife reminded them they are private property, and as a private entity allowing him to recite Scripture constituted them endorsing Christianity over other religions and entered into constitution violations....

lol

they told him he had to leave

but he got ANGWY
AWWWW POOR BABY MOSES

so he raised hell
AND THEY CALLED THE COPS ON HIM

NEVER EVER EVER:
failed to seize any opportunity for fun and/or chaos

which in my book

Have always been the exact same things

even the most boring of days can be turned into a fun game

If you find some asshole who wants to recite scripture while you're trying to eat

That's exactly why I decided to put it on my logo

I realized they would figure it out either way eventually, so I might as well just go ahead and tell them

>>939425666

fan art, by the way

I'm not exactly sure who made it for me, But it was one of the nicest gifts I've ever received

>>939422659 (OP)

remember told you I'm going to put together a jingle for you?

a little musical corporate identity?

It appears Frank Zappa tried to beat me to the punch

https://youtu.be/WD_YJupGNMA?si=d5inAzZ-7oGI8Wn_

(This is always been One of my favorite albums. definitely in the top 20)

enjoy

>>939425666
Wasted deviltrips. But I'll check em if no one else will.

>>939422659 (OP)
NOT ANYMORE MOTHAFUKAAAAA!!!
YEAH!!!!
*cool guitar solo*

>>939422410
lolololololololol

>>939425965

If you only knew

jets mother called me DELVIS, not johnny

you'd have to understand the context but it's right up that alley

>>939426111

I've got mixed opinions on autism

number one I completely disagree with the decision to include it in the DSM-V

I mean, I don't disagree with them "including it", I simply disagree with them CATEGORIZING IT as a organic psychiatric disorder

because it's not...................................

It's a communication disorder

It is primarily a struggle or inability to simply CONNECT

I've got another name for it:
MENTALLY RETARDED MORONS

there's a lot of hungry animals out there and those people could be ground up into animal food

how much SSA labor could be safe if they didn't need a social security number in the first place?

they kill.160 million cows everyday for food in America

So what's a couple million humans?

>>939426382

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE NEW LOGFAG JINGLE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING"

https://voca.ro/1lvQIpY5Liv5

>>939422659 (OP)
God it fucking stinks.

>>939426613
My eyes are burning Andy.
Please cut back on the taco bell.

>>939426654
here's lookin' at you, kid!

>>939426664
E looks happy.

>>939426731
Grow up.

lol
lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>939426756
I tried several times...
It never ended well.

>>939426811
Would you?

>>939426770
isn't money fun? my favorite activity is 'fun', so it fits right in there

>>939426811
Why do all of those Logfag toys and Logfag products and different Logfag foods always say 'made with real feces' on the label?

isn't that a given? DUHHHH

as if he would ever allow imitation feces to be shipped out to any of his fans

>>939426811
the logs are made out of feces, but the roof is made out of plastic. nana nana boo boo

>>939426902
highly improbable.

>>939427281
I recently listened to the audiobook about the incident where that dude got disgusted that log fag had somebody in his crew that made 'your mommy' jokes, and It talked about all of the behind the scenes shit that was happening with the admin of this website, where the mods decided they were going to find the one log fag who didn't understand what a double entendre was and beat his ass.

turns out that guy isn't as much of an asshole as he seemed in the beginning of the book, because he basically saved the kids life by telling the admin "I'll handle it"

I'd listened to lots of audiobooks...
This is the first one that ever gave me diarrhea.

>>939427391
an audiobook gave you diarrhea?

>>939427436
I had my legs blown off 5 years ago
Piss and shit just randomly and involuntarily just oozes out of my busted ass and busted dick

>>939427592
that's the problem.

KEK

>>939429173
That was a lie.

>>939432911
Dangerously based post.

>>939422659 (OP)
his

>>939422659 (OP)
poop rule

>>939432911
Kek! Anonanus is a colossal faggot.

Oye Oye, Long live the king

Fuck off log fag

>>939422659 (OP)
post clown girls instead