Thread 939438790

Cozy Gay Thread
> What are you gonna do today?
> What physical trait you like best in guys?
> Any sex fantasy you want to try out?

Wrote my bf a poem:

To my dearest boyfriend,

I can't describe how you make me feel,
Your love is so sweet - almost surreal.
Everytime I wake next to you I think:
"Boy am I happy to be your twink"
But there is one thing that I would like to request,
A thing that would greatly improve my night's rest.
It is the reason why I sometimes wake in the morning,
It comes to me without any warning.
Humbly I beseech you - filled with dread,
Would you please stop fucking farting in my bed?!

Love,
Henri
Q_Q
PS: you stinky.

>>939438825
Kek what did you feed him?

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a bit on the flirty side, and I absolutely love heating things up in spicy convos. One of my favorite things is teasing guys and seeing them squirm while we both have a blast! I'm all about that playful energy and am usually down for some late-night fun. I do have a bit of social anxiety, so connecting through chat feels way more comfortable for me, and that's why I'm looking for some fun sexting partners. If you're interested, hit me up on that app with my username: E-mm-ie pq-o z (just remember to remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to chat and see where things go!

>>939439759
Green beans, not brown ones Q_Q
Anyhoo, we're in the train. Apparently the trains to Trier aren't driving and buses are shit so I'm taking him across the country. Will do Trier another time.

>>939438790 (OP)
there's nothing cozy about the opportunistic infections that define full-blown AIDS

>>939438790 (OP)
Wanted a cute bf but ended up with a girlfriend

>>939440992
I know you clicked this thread to see cute boys ^-^

>>939441006
Aye, whatever makes ya happy :3

I’m a gay

>>939442130
Woah we already got a kitty anon and now also a rabbit anon?

>>939438790 (OP)
>What physical trait you like best in guys?
I'm "only" into spanking when it comes to men. Maybe something like heteroflexible bi-spanko or something.
But it spirals down (or heats up, or whatever) from there.
In these fantasies of mine, if some guy is spanking me (preferable he's older and larger than me), I can picture myself afterwards -- on my knees, naked, between his legs, with my red ass glowing, taking him in my mouth in a way of "thanking" him for taking the time to "set me straight."
Also, if I'm spanking a guy in this fantasy world, still (hopefully younger and smaller than me) I can see myself getting intimate with him, kissing him passionately and telling him he was a good boy.

It all centers around spanking for me.

>>939438790 (OP)
>make 3 dozen hard-boiled eggs.
>a high capacity colon.
>fuck a guy in the ass, then fill that ass with 3 dozen hard-boiled eggs and take him to the beach. Then I'll make him act like a sea turtle laying eggs while I snort rails of white lightning off a turtle shell and masturbate furiously and watch.

>>939438825
LOL did you read it to him? did he like it? <3

meow
i’m sad i fell asleep before i could hump master (/ _ ; )
i love humping things when i feel… that way

>>939442805
What's so 1% about this cat? Dumb drawing

>>939442805
Ick...

Oh lord he gave me a sucky in the train what the absolute hell. Now I get why people like outdoors stuff!!! This was so thrilling but also so so so risky. I had my hoodie over his head and he just pretended to sleep. Must have looked extremely suspicious and like a cover-up but there was nobody else in the train so hey - no need to make excuses xD Maybe best to use the train's toilet when we're on the way back instead of doing something in the seats. It was a bit too risky, I was so nervous x)
>>939442665
>>939442673
Ayyy spankbro, spanking is cool!
>>939442725
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>939442766
He choked in his own laughter. RIP bf. Am a widower now.
>>939442805
*pet*

>>939442833
sleepy
>>939442835
:(
>>939442925
:D
oh my that sounds fun

Dropped off the bf last night for the last time in probably a while. Soon he's going to be in Philadelphia, then NYC, then back in his home country

>>939442985
how are you feeling? what was the vibe like?
we’re here for you bud

>>939443153
Bittersweet. I enjoyed our time together, and am not glad to see him go. I know it won't be easy being apart for a while, though I know he's planning to return. I have some more time for myself and my pursuits now but will still miss him and sleepovers.

>>939442965
You know what's also fun?
*pet pet!!!*

>>939438825
Now you have to fart in his bed.

You anons like to wrestle?

>>939443327
that’s understandable, but that’s good you can see the possible silver lining in it. the time apart will give you guys some time to think and process and make things even more special and fresh once you see each other again.
i’m sure you’re just as special to him as he is to you, you seem very genuine and sweet.

>>939443332
*\(^o^)/*
purrrrr thank you so much!

>>939443335
Yeah but he's gonna move in with me so it's gonna be OUR bed xD and I barely EVER fart. Meanwhile for him it seems like a fuccin national sport Q_Q

>>939443341
i’m a bit scared too but kinda (*´-`)

>>939443419
Yeah I don't know where this will lead, with us being 4000 miles apart, but for what it is I enjoy this. The holding hands, the being comfortable together, the making dinner, watching videos, and cuddling.

>>939438790 (OP)
Sorry you were molested anon but theres better ways to cope than getting aids/monkeypox

>>939443497
it’s an amazing feeling <3

>>939443440
Then you must learn to love it, it’s his bed too.

>>939443532
Idk what some people's obsession is with gays & abuse but I've never been sexually abused. Why do you want me so desperately to be an abuse victim? Or an AIDS/Mpox patient? Sounds very weird to me...

>>939443553
The sounds are funny and I love him dearly. But man... The olfactory overload that comes after makes me wanna die x) I'll just insert a tube in his ass that connects to his own house :p

>>939443575
The just wanna bully gays.

>>939443553
The sounds are funny and I love him dearly. But man... The olfactory overload that comes after makes me wanna die x) I'll just insert a tube in his ass that connects to his own nose >:}
>>939444458
And kiss us on our silly lips

>>939443497
With good planning and talking, I hope you can make it last <3 it feels very rewarding to make a long distance relationship short. Ours is only a few 100 km but still. There were some doubts at the start, but if he's worth it then you'll find a way!

Wassup gayboys how your day/gay goin

>>939442130
prove it.
kiss a boy.

>>939446086
My biggest doubts were over whether he was moving too fast or was just being affectionate. Turns out it's just a cultural difference

my beepis vry wide

(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

>>939444597
oh you evil little brat >:)

>>939447597
Yeah that could also happen. There was once a Filipino guy in my instagram DMs who was completely lovestruck from the get-go and didn't hold back. My Thai friend told me they are always like that x') Good to see that you've resolved that though ^-^

I also notice some cultural differences with Ruadhán. For example, here we got some amicable tomfoolery with our neighbours. For example Belgium, we joke that they stole half our country. But for us those are bygones. Luxembourg and Belgium being independent countries is just a 19th century joke anyway. And I'm just a mix of the main populations of this area. Luxembourgian French, German & Portuguese. On his side, he's from Northern Ireland, where the Irish and British have had a brutal conflict for 800 years and still the dust hasn't settled with many Irish feeling robbed. And when it comes to being mixed, it was an absolute shame for his family that his great-grandma married a protestant Brit from Belfast. Though his great-great-grandfather through that line was a maritime engineer who worked on the Titanic. That's quite impressive.
>>939447690
Dayum. Wider than Wide Putin?
>>939447968
*pet* y cry?
>>939448414
Muhahhahaha

>>939449084
lonely m(._.)m
missing my ex… it feels so weird not talking to him for past 2 weeks. we talked every single day since we first met several years ago, pre Covid.
and i have no friends (online or offline) so it’s just virtual head pats keeping me sane right now ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ but then i feel cringe and like a pathetic freak for it.
:’( trying to turn my brain off and just be kitty but i have errands to run god i hate being a human adult ( T_T)

>>939449084
>for 800
more like 80
720 was just the normans assfucking celts

>>939449386
Have you uhmmm considered just going outside and being happy?

>>939449441
i’m so agoraphobic i’m having a breakdown thinking about this 10 minute doctors appointment i have in an hour i can’t talk to people or leave the house lol

>>939449532
Sad! You should get yourself together somehow, otherwise it's gonna only get worse

>>939449386
Ah well. Sometimes we need our escape in hard times. But yeah I don't know how to get over exes because I never had one :{ I couldn't even imagine how I would feel. It seems too surreal for this to end - yet so many couples do end up separating. It's sad :/

>>939449699
i have no friends and aside from my ex i haven’t had any in a decade (not exaggerating) i’m a gross fag, 27 living with my parents, getting stoned out of my mind every day coming on here pretending to be a kitty ಠ_ಠ showering maybe once a week, meanwhile my ex has a whole boyfriend who yes is way cuter and better than me btw.
it already is and has been the worst dw.
now may i have head patttttts ∩^ω^∩

>>939449722
One of the worst feelings in life is waking up next to your gf/bf and realizing that the grand feelings of eternal love you had for them have just... disappeared. And you didnt even notice. And that anything can disappear like that. And that your past self and its dreams are now nothing and you'll rot in your mediocrity the same way.
Spooky.

>>939449844
>getting stoned out of my mind every day
that is your main problem dude, this green crap kills your mind
>i’m a gross fag, 27
as long as you're not balding it's not over yet
>now may i have head patttttts
I'll spare you two pats today. Pat, pat.

>>939449906
bro @_@
>>939449984
not balding yet :D
THANK YOU HEAD PATS ∩^ω^∩ thank you so so much am i a good boy?

>>939450039
NO. You'll be a good boy when you take a shower and stop smoking weed.

>>939450138
i just got out of the shower actually! :D
but… i will still be smoking (well, drinking weed, it’s 2025 bro) tonight… i don’t want to have to think anymore it’s too hard :(
can i get a halfway good boy???

>>939449984
Balding men can be handsome if they cut it short and don't do the Homer Simpson

Going to the train station now. Nervous about what he's planning lol...

>>939450668
i hope you’ve been good and your poem didn’t piss him off too much… he might have some fun planned :D

and with that i’m on my way to the doctors. first time since i was a teenager :D yay attempts at adulting
wish me luck

>>939450571
Settling for mediocrity and halfway measures is never okay! I will give you and extra headpat though
>*pat*

>>939438790 (OP)
> What are you gonna do today?
I was going to do laundry but most of machines are broken by people now TwT, so homework I guess
> What physical trait you like best in guys?
Someone who can pick me up and princess carry me around ><
> Any sex fantasy you want to try out?
being love

>>939451537
what's yer height?

>>939451537
>what's yer height?
6'0

showed up to the complete wrong building for my appointment… luckily it was in the same plaza but i had to just drive around and search for it because all maps apps were wrong
i had to call the office to see if i was crazy, i totally just walked around in an empty doctors office building (i guess the one i was in is closed on weekends) omg now i’m scared they’ll see me on the cameras and be like whoooo is this guy wandering our halls
luckily i made it to the CORRECT waiting room now :D just in time too

>>939451537
you sound like me :3

>>939452719
HA-HA, midge
I'm 6'1

>>939451387
thank you so so much, i appreciate that :3 and i know you’re right, i have no argument. just no motivation to try anymore @.@

>>939453081
well maybe you should carry him around like a princess then

>>939453127
I will take considering about considering that into consideration

>>939452826
>you sound like me :3
Really?
>>939453081
>HA-HA, midge
>I'm 6'1
Dam your big lol
>>939453127
>well maybe you should carry him around like a princess then
Yes, this UwU

>>939453103
You can always aim to motivate your self-improvement process by getting those sweet, sweet headpats from us in return, thus entering a codependent relationship vital to your mental well-being with strangers on the internet, and moreover on /b/ of all places. How's that sound?

>>939453518
ughhh, okayy
hop on lil guy

>>939453640
that actually sounds amazing. i love you guys, really. and being called a good boy from you all means a lot and genuinely makes me smile so ∩^ω^∩
doctors appointment over, went well, i was so brave :D

>>939450668
>>939451352
Okay so much happened imma have to put it in THREE posts!!!

Well... Holy shit... I am SO SO SO embarrassed now but we did the nasty in the train @_@. He said "Let's go sit somewhere else..." and winked. So I followed him. Nobody was near the toilet section so he quickly opened the door, pulled me in (they're quite spacious) and closed it. Aggressively kissed me and I could just feel he was horrrrrneeeeee. He pushed my head down, pulled his pants down and I went to work. All of a sudden he grabs me by my armpits and lifts me up again saying "U reckon you're clean now?"... And man he had that hunger in his EYES jeeeeeez. I kind of became a bit non-verbal because he was so fckn attractive in that moment. I just didn't know what to say so I gave him a peck on the cheek and then nodded. He turned me around, ate my ass, spat 3 times, did a bit of quick fingerwork and then came his dick. The. First. Time. Without. Lube. Though I must say, his droolwork did make up for it a bit but hoooooooooly hell that went from zero to 100. Both of us just tried to keep silent except for the occasional happy-noises.

I couldn't believe what the fuck we were doing. In a moving train with people not even 10 metres away in the other compartiment while I'm getting my guts rearranged. At any time someone could make walk into the toilet compartment and maybe hear one of our noises & alert the conductor. AND THEN I REALISED THAT THE TRAIN HAS CAMERAS IN EVERY COMPARTMENT SO THERE IS EVEN VIDEO EVIDENCE OF US GOING IN TOGETHER AND OF OUR SUCKY THIS MORNING O_O Buttttt nobody ever watches that footage unless an incident happens sooooo I guess it'll be lost to the CFL archives (I hope). But then it came... well, he came. I had thought about it but there was no other solution. I didn't wanna interrupt him and make him cum in a tissue. I didn't wanna put his cock in my mouth right after it's been in my ass. So I just let him cum inside and hope for the best.

>>939454473
We washed up a little, opened the toilet door and as we got out, we saw A GIRL SITTING IN THE FUCKING COMPARTMENT WHERE THE TOILET IS AND SHE COULD CLEAAAAAAAAAAARLY SEE THAT WE BOTH JUST CAME OUT OF IT AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Her face went red and she just said in French "Did you just... wait... MY GOD... HAHHAHAHAHA MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE CUTE BUT NASTYYYYY hahaha don't worry, I saw nothing! I saw nothing!"

EVEN Ruadhán, the man with no public shame, looked like he was naked in front of a crowd of 1000 @_@ So as fast as we could we just went back to where we sat before we left. And all those people there also looked like "Didn't they just say they were gonna sit somewhere else? What's with their faces?" And for a full 10 minutes we just sat there, staring out of the window, not talking to each other. Not looking at each other. Just existing in a sea of awkwardness. Dying inside. Two horny retards who just got caught. AND MURPHY'S LAW NEVER STRIKES JUST ONCE. Always when I get into trouble, it's double trouble. The thing that broke out 10 minute silence? ME HAVING FORGOTTEN TO PUT TP IN MY UNDERWEAR AND SUDDENLY FEELING HIS CUM LEAKING BACK OUT!!! So I suddenly had to make a sprint for the toilet. Everybody looking like "Does he have explosive diarrhea or what's the hurry?". I run past that girl again and she buries her head in her hands as I HEAR HER LAUGH and while I yeet open the toilet door.

Finally, completely to myself. Walled in. Nobody around me. Shitting out cum. Which, by the way, made a horrible sound. And then an even more haunting sound came: THE TRAIN ANNOUNCER SAYING THAT WE ARE ARRIVING AT LUXEMBOURG STATION!!! And then I hear a knock on the door with that Irish accent on the outside "Aye. shou'n't we geh off 'ere?" YES, RUADHÁN, I KNOW WHERE I LIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH BUT I AM IN A STICKY SITUATION!!! Q_Q

>>939454502
Anyway, I just wiped what I could, put some TP in my undies. Went out. Looked that girl in the eyes, said "AU FUCKING REVOIR MADAME!!!" left the train and speedwalked home together. And with every step I could feel it LEAK. Got home. Threw the TP in the toilet, my clothes in the laundry pile and just sat down in a hot shower. After a minute or two he joined me, sat down next to me and said "I errr... sorry... I didn't plan to upset you or make you feel this ashamed or... Eh fuck, no excuses for that, I shouldn't have done that. Sorry..." And he put an arm around me.

He thought I was about to cry because I sniffled but then I started to giggle and just burst into laughter. I said "No it's fine, I liked it. I liked it a lot but... GODDDDDD that was a lot all at once. Don't worry. I liked it. And I like you." (fucking cheesy I know, but it always works on him). Though I *really* appreciate the concern I saw in his eyes and the willingness to apologise even though it was all okay. I'd much rather have him apologise when it's not necessary than not to care when it is necessary.

BUT THEN. Then that side of him just *poof* disappears. Out of thin air. And he instantly has that fucking horny look in his eyes again. I thought only women could have mood swings like that but JEEEEEZ he just said "Well in that case, if you're all fine, how about you take your revenge on me?" And he just goes on all fours in front of me... pushing his ass in my face... FUCKING BOTTOM THAT HE IS!!! So after I had my second dinner (yummy ass), I fucked him (lasted only a minute or three because I really put all my raw energy into that revengefuck. And this time I compensated in loudness for the silence of that train. Never dropped my voice that low to groan. Washed off my dick, dried off, took my phone with me and crashed on the couch butt-naked. That's where we're now. He's currently asleep AND SNORING on the couch and I think I'm also gonna take a nap.

>>939454445
You got a lolipop? A 'Brave Patient' sticker?

>>939454473
>>939454502
>>939454520
just read all of this, hahaha you fucking mad men
i’m glad you got your revenge, maybe wake him up to another surprise.

>>939454976
no just in my head :(
but they seemed to like me, i made sure to thank them a lot and they smiled at me :D

>>939455002
I haven't fallen asleep yet and my dick and ass are sore but... He *is* asleep, he *is* nakey and I *do* still have a mouth. Bless my throat but I'm REALLY gonna need a nap after this XD Srsly how did I turn from semi-innocent virgin to depraved sex addict in 10 days? Not that I'm not welcoming this change... but holy fuck if he isn't gonna send me nudes when every day when he's back home I'm gonna sue him!!!

>>939455160
Pretty sure there gotta be laws about "boyfriendal neglect". Definitely not a term I just made up!

>>939454095
>ughhh, okayy
>hop on lil guy
Alright "hope on your lap then looks you in the face" now what?
Sorry for later response doing homework

>>939455025
I'll get you a real lolipop when you drop weed

>>939455623
iiiiiiiii
i’ll try
oh god
m(._.)m
but i don’t want to think…

>>939455230
>now what?
ugh... nothing? aren't you happy yet? what more could you possibly want of poor, not-so-little me?

also what was your homework, college boy?

>>939456182
You'll never move on if you choose to wander so far into escapism. You have to digest your intrusive thoughts even if it hurts.
...
... I'll grant you whole 3 (yes, THREE) headpats if you try...

>>939454502
based girl lol

>>939456186
>ugh... nothing? aren't you happy yet? what more could you possibly want of poor, not-so-little me?
mhmh a kiss on the lips would be nice :3
>also what was your homework, college boy?
Biology qwq it a lot

>>939456341
i understand it’s just so hard… like i can’t get into it it’s so retarded and pathetic. i just hate every aspect of life, nothing makes me happy, not even video games or tv or junk food anymore. i had a bad alcohol habit but luckily quit about a year ago. now i’m still getting high everyday… so it isn’t that much of a win, i know… but life was unbearable years ago and has only gotten worse these past couple weeks as i am entirely alone now that my bf of 8 years has moved on. okay sorry no tears sorry back into character
3 HEADPATS???? are you trying to spoil me ∩^ω^∩ yes i’ll try i’ll try. okay… i still have enough left to last 2 or 3 days… they were expensive as hell so may i please please just finish these then when im out never ever touch them again? i’m so agoraphobic, going to the store to get them when i run out is a struggle anyway.
i will try, i promise i promise! :D anything to be a good boy
i know im a good boy i promise i just struggle to show it but its all i want to be!!!

>>939438790 (OP)
>> What are you gonna do today?
Spend with bf
>> What physical trait you like best in guys?
Butts
>> Any sex fantasy you want to try out?
A threesome with him topping the other guy

>>939456644
A kiss on the lips? I don't know man. In this economy... best I can offer is a little kiss on the nose.

>>939456940
>i had a bad alcohol habit but luckily quit about a year ago
You have experience at quitting then. Dropping weed should be no obstacle!
Seriously though, you deserve someone. And someone out there deserves you. As terrible as it must be to lose someone you've been with for 8 years, and as offensively truistic this sounds - the faster you get over it, the better for you. It would be a waste if the world lost such a cute cat as yourself because you kept hiding from it. You have to find something you can focus on, no mater how dumb, but other than mind-killing herbs or pills, pleaase.

I'll give you one encouraging head pat for the lack of better treats.
>*pat*

>>939438790 (OP)
Rest after barebacking with a hookup most of last night. Keeping all that cum stored away in my rectum.

Taller, stronger, and a big cock. Have to be white doe

Yea getting numerous guys to breed me one after another while strapped in a sex sling with my legs tied up. Preferably 4-6 guys. I Just want to be used like a sex doll, pounding me out. I want to them to skewer me with their big long dicks. Let them rape my hole relentlessly, fuck me hard enough to make me whimper and moan and at the same time I writhe and squirm on his pole. It’s hot that I struggle from his power and size. This makes them fuck even rougher and harder, the size differential of a big tall hairy thick strong daddy’s manhood penetrating this petite smooth slim twink’s boypussy is sight to behold. Going raw is a must and the ultimate high; two men engaged in primal temptations, both of us desperate to/get bred.

Feels so satisfying and relieved taking his cum, especially after going multiple rounds. I feel like a champ if I exhaust him out, draining out the last drop.

I can’t stop thinking about taking big veiny thick shafts with big mushroom cock heads and moment of insemination, pumping his hot seed in me, balls deep. Love that warmth and wetness that follows, emerging from my bottom.

>>939457276
>A kiss on the lips? I don't know man. In this economy... best I can offer is a little kiss on the nose.
How about a kiss on the cheek? :3

>>939438790 (OP)
I wish I ever had a bf, but I'm ugly.
I dont wanna inflict that to someone cute

>>939457924
I like this meme, anon. It's solid. Kiss on the cheek sounds like a fair deal, I am willing to take it. You ready?

>>939457837
wow, thank you genuinely. i wasn’t expecting all of that.
>It would be a waste if the world lost such a cute cat as yourself because you kept hiding from it.
i just don’t know what to say but thank you so much anon. rp aside that means more than you know even if i can’t believe it myself. and you’re so sweet too i can only imagine how lucky your partner/future partner is if this is how sweet you are to a total stranger <3

>>939455002
>>939456499
Whew I am awake again. That was wild. Finally fully calmed down now. Mannn... What am I doing xDDD He's still fully knocked out but he's got his arm around me so I can move very minimally because I don't wanna wake him up. But I'm REALLY THIRSTY right now and I've got a taste of sweaty cock in my mouth that just won't go away ;-;

>>939456940
Take your time and do it gradually. Cold turkey only works for the strongly willed. But try to use 20% less tomorrow. Then the day after reduce what you've left by 20% etc. I'm just saying random numbers, but it's basically like radioactive half-life. The same goes with eating habits, showering habits, working out, etc. If you expect to get a divine revelation and change your routine by next week, you're not just likely to fail - no - you *will* fail. But if you try every day to be a little better than you were yesterday, you'll start to grow. Also, document your growth. Keep track of your improvements and when you struggle or relapse, look at what went wrong and what has worked in the past. You can go it. Also:
> Fix your sleep schedule. Set a bedtime and a waking time. This will really help subconsciously.
> Keep a calendar app on your phone and plan your activities. You're much more likely to follow up on routines like a daily walk/workout if you've actually planned them.
> Consistency is key: don't overwork yourself but try to create routines.
> Be a good kitty and shave your ass in case you ever meet a handsome boy who wants to eat it.
*pet* & *spank on the ass* (don't tell my bf I did that >:o)
>>939458290
Why not? If you're not using make-up or filters on your pics, they can see exactly what you look like. So if they pick you, why doubt their own agency? If they're making that choice without coercion, then you deserve that boy no matter what you or others may think.

>>939458554
>I like this meme, anon. It's solid. Kiss on the cheek sounds like a fair deal, I am willing to take it. You ready?
Yes!!! ><
also, you play Disco Elysium too?

go back to your containment board

>>>/lgbt/

>>939460052
No :)

>>939459785
>Why not? If you're not using make-up or filters on your pics, they can see exactly what you look like. So if they pick you, why doubt their own agency? If they're making that choice without coercion, then you deserve that boy no matter what you or others may think.
They deserve to be with someone attractive and not settle down with me