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Anonymous 9/6/2025, 9:54:44 AM No.939439785 >>939439862 >>939439925 >>939439962 >>939439969 >>939439990 >>939440155 >>939441293 >>939441576 >>939441720

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Cop vs chimpanzee - who would win a fight?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 9:58:53 AM No.939439862 >>939439904

>>939439785 (OP)
>Cop
Where? All I see is a brown muttoid female.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:01:26 AM No.939439904 >>939440106

>>939439862
still a cop

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:02:32 AM No.939439925 >>939439964

>>939439785 (OP)
Cop will win if she has a gun. If shes unarmed then the nigger wins.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:04:46 AM No.939439962

>>939439785 (OP)
look how we evolved. how will the alien race look who is a stage further in evolution than humanoids? their female will probably trigger instant orgasms

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:04:52 AM No.939439964 >>939440775

>>939439925
even with a gun its not so clear

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:05:06 AM No.939439969

>>939439785 (OP)
Gotta take into account where the fight is.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:05:44 AM No.939439990 >>939440026

>>939439785 (OP)
Post an actual corn fed 250 pound plus male typical Murican cop who is 65% Iikely to be an US military vet and then well talk.

Do you have any idea what the US military feeds its soldiers or why they all end up looking like gym rats and gorillas?

Exactly.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:07:56 AM No.939440026 >>939440184

>>939439990
>an us military vet
>anus military vet
kek

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:10:44 AM No.939440087

Unfortunately, the chimpanzee would tear the policewoman to pieces.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:11:24 AM No.939440106

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>>939439904
>still a cop

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:13:27 AM No.939440155

>>939439785 (OP)
>female cop
Taser taser taser!

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:14:42 AM No.939440184

>>939440026
The pipes on US Navy vessels never rust. Jussayin.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:45:29 AM No.939440775 >>939440812

>>939439964
I'm pretty sure a gun will handily put down a chimp. I know there are some videos where some druggie tanks like a full mag of 9mm but he goes down eventually, and that's with the benefit of drug-fueled determination.
If the chimp is on drugs then I'd feel more confident saying he might do some damage.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:47:22 AM No.939440812 >>939440900

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>>939440775
Caffeine is a drug. Nicotine is a drug. Octane is a drug. Vagina is a drug. Sugar is a drug. Pheremones have a drug effect.

You were saying?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:52:43 AM No.939440900 >>939440966

>>939440812
You know what I mean. Hard illicit drugs like meth or crack.
I wouldn't count on caffeine having that effect.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 10:56:19 AM No.939440966

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>>939440900
Nor would I. Excep the caffieine. Get enough coffee in you and you'll rage. They all rage.

Dubs checked.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:20:05 AM No.939441293 >>939441485

>>939439785 (OP)
Every cop seems to be a sperg that can't actually handle a stressful situation, so probably the chimp.
But if the average 6'1+, decently physically fit male cops you see around here could actually keep their cool, they would win with medium difficulty. A chimp is around 135lbs, and they're only stronger than humans pound-for-pound. Meaning, a fit 200lb man will overpower a chimp.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:35:58 AM No.939441485 >>939441925

>>939441293
They aren't like 20% or 30% stronger pound for pound but multiple times.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:44:59 AM No.939441576

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>>939439785 (OP)
based on history, i'd say the cop

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:56:45 AM No.939441720

>>939439785 (OP)
I see two chimpanzees

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 12:21:45 PM No.939441925

>>939441485
1.5x
A fit 200lb man would be stronger.