>>939450164 (OP)
I got fired by my faggy company three years ago two weeks before they were going to lay me off. Some MBA scumbag realized my severance package would be pretty massive, so they pocketed it by being douchebags. Been looking for a job since, but everyone I have interviewed with has either been way younger than me or Indian, so hundreds of applications and dozens of interviews have netted one offer, which I ultimately turned down because I didn't want to move 1,200 miles away. Feelsbadman.