Thread 939450838

>girlfriend is always telling me she wants me to send her videos of myself jerking off because she finds it hot
>eventually I decide to try my hand at it but the end results looks like complete shit
>go on pornhub and look up jerkoff videos for inspiration
>while I'm watching my dad walks into my room (I forgot to lock my door ffs), sees what I'm doing and loses his shit, calls me a fag, threatens to disowns me, etc.
>try to convince him about what I was really doing but he doesn't buy it.
>as this is happening, my fucking brother records my father yelling at me while I try to defend myself and posts it online
>it goes viral in my community and everyone now thinks I'm gay. Girlfriend, eventually texts me and wants to breakup because she doesn't want to date a fag
>I tell her what I was trying to do and she says even if that's true. everyone now thinks I'm gay and she doesn't want to date someone who everyone else thinks is gay

So yeah, my life fucking sucks right now and I want to kill my brother

>>939450838 (OP)
You have to be 18+ to post here, kid.

>>939450838 (OP)
Lmao post the vid

Kek live it up

That's more often than not a bad idea. I used to do that and it ended up making me feel like a woman. Woman and gay men should be recording themselves nude and sending it. The dynamic ends up feeling really weird even if both of you agree and it feels okay in the moment. At least you didn't do anything illegal, I bet your dad would've kicked you out.

>>939450838 (OP)
Ok, your dad doesn't mean anything. Tell him to stop trying vicariously live through you and to focus on himself and his obvious alcoholic life

>roommate finally out of the house for the entire weekend
>no gf
>horny af
>decide to treat myself for the first time ever to enjoying an entire evening alone with porn on our big tv
>settle in on the couch
>pants off
>cock in hand ready to experience the masturbatory equivalent of a spa day
> Suddenly the front door, not more than 4 feet away from me swings open
>From the vantage point of the front door you'd be able to see and hear everything.
>freak out and stand up without thinking
>some older lady I've never seen before in my life goes bug eyed and pale white as I'm stubbling over myself to pull up my pants and find the tv remote
>trip over pants
>land bare ass up in front of the woman who at this point is so flustered instead of running out the door, walks further into my apartment
>stammering something about the office giving her the wrong key
>mfw I'm still face planted into the carpet, porno sounds blaring out in stereo, with my pants around my ankles...
>"...please... please go."
And that was the last time I ever attempted to watch porn on a big tv.

>>939450838 (OP)
lmao fag

>>939450838 (OP)
What country are you in, this is often illegal. Public disclosure of private facts. Also, could be worse.

>>939450838 (OP)
>Listened to a woman
This was your first mistake.