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Anonymous No.939451919 >>939453449 >>939454136 >>939454980 >>939455009 >>939455421 >>939456290 >>939458394 >>939458462 >>939468965 >>939469546 >>939474097 >>939476079 >>939477404 >>939478058 >>939478122 >>939478589 >>939478992 >>939480273 >>939481070 >>939481073 >>939484101 >>939484560 >>939484563
Whatโ€™s the best thing thatโ€™s happened to you so far in 2025?
Anonymous No.939452049
probably the time nuri honked my borgle
Anonymous No.939452110
nuri tickled my pickle and laughed at it
Anonymous No.939453449 >>939454537
>>939451919 (OP)
https://www.wfmj.com/story/53050112/lawsuit-claims-sexual-assault-during-alleged-ursuline-football-team-hazing
Anonymous No.939454136 >>939454198 >>939454553
>>939451919 (OP)
why did kombucha excuse pedophilia?
Anonymous No.939454198
>>939454136
Pussy eating
Anonymous No.939454537 >>939456980
>>939453449
What is this?
Anonymous No.939454553 >>939454604
>>939454136
What?
Anonymous No.939454584 >>939454638 >>939454745
So does this Nuri chick even show up in the the threads you guys make about her?
Anonymous No.939454604
>>939454553
She said itvwas ok to lust over underage girls. She has even contributed to pedophiles since she's underage in some of her nudes
Anonymous No.939454638 >>939454745
>>939454584
she's the one who posts them she's a narcissist
Anonymous No.939454699
how many dicks must a shane suck down before they will call him a man. the answer my friend is blowing in the wind
Anonymous No.939454745 >>939454811
>>939454584
She comes every day
>>939454638
Even if she was, theyโ€™re her pics. Why does she get treated so differently than the other whores that actually do that?
Anonymous No.939454799 >>939454852
Letโ€™s play two truths and a lie.

Shane has an underage girlโ€™s nudes on his phone.
I cured cancer.
Iโ€™m on 4chan.
Anonymous No.939454811 >>939455364
>>939454745
who do you think bullies them
Anonymous No.939454852 >>939465113
>>939454799
lets play a game

you have watched child porn
you have contributed to child porn
your black
Anonymous No.939454980 >>939455031
>>939451919 (OP)
>le good days on /b/
Anonymous No.939455009
>>939451919 (OP)
When Nuri smelled her toes for me ;)
Anonymous No.939455031
>>939454980
Anonymous No.939455364
>>939454811
Me, like I bully Nuri
Anonymous No.939455421 >>939455710
>>939451919 (OP)
Nothing. Every year, my life just gets worse and worse
Anonymous No.939455466 >>939455894
Fuck this year and fuck next one
Anonymous No.939455710
>>939455421
This is the only truth
Anonymous No.939455894 >>939458027
>>939455466
Iโ€™ll fuck you, sexy boy
Anonymous No.939456056 >>939456131
I finally downloaded all of Nuri
Anonymous No.939456131 >>939456183
>>939456056
From where?
Anonymous No.939456183
>>939456131
Real life. Sheโ€™s posted enough for me to get all of her dimensions so I think Iโ€™ll have a sex doll made of her
Anonymous No.939456290 >>939457025
>>939451919 (OP)
Got a gf, lost my virginity, got a good high-paid job. Pretty good year so far
Anonymous No.939456980
>>939454537
You know. Read the lawsuit
Anonymous No.939457025
>>939456290
Get a job
Anonymous No.939457914 >>939458196 >>939460323
65 days clean so far
Anonymous No.939458027
>>939455894
Nu uh
Anonymous No.939458196 >>939458762
>>939457914
Congrats, bro
Anonymous No.939458394 >>939458450 >>939463830
>>939451919 (OP)
Wyoming. Wyoming is the best state.

Also good morning
Anonymous No.939458450 >>939458563
>>939458394
<3
Anonymous No.939458462 >>939458563 >>939461743
>>939451919 (OP)
I don't even know man. I can't control myself, I've been taking more pills and I don't think I can stop. When i'm not high I am drinking or sleeping. I've been like this on and off for the past 5 months.
Anonymous No.939458563 >>939459537
>>939458450
<3
>>939458462
I think youโ€™re not giving yourself enough credit. The fact youโ€™re talking about it here proves you acknowledge that itโ€™s not what you want. Never be afraid to take the first step into recovery by seeking help
Anonymous No.939458762 >>939458954
>>939458196
thanks man, its nothing compared to the years lost but its a start
Anonymous No.939458954 >>939459460
>>939458762
You didnโ€™t lose years, those years are a learning experience and youโ€™re better because of it
Anonymous No.939459460
>>939458954
at least they are half lived
Anonymous No.939459537 >>939460189
>>939458563
kill yourself go to >>>/adv/ with mike rowe
Anonymous No.939459731 >>939463798
a job interview tomorrow.

>my life is dull but getting better.
Anonymous No.939460038 >>939463784
Hey is nuri here? Soles please?
Anonymous No.939460189 >>939460603
>>939459537
Please stay on thread topic, thanks
Anonymous No.939460193 >>939460257 >>939465160
Had a threesome with my gf and her trans (FtM) friend
Anonymous No.939460257 >>939460395 >>939460427
>>939460193
Are you half gay now?
Anonymous No.939460323 >>939460528 >>939481118
>>939457914
what did you get away from?
Anonymous No.939460395 >>939460427
>>939460257
No, they still had tits and a pussy
Anonymous No.939460427 >>939460715
>>939460395

Different anon from >>939460257

but did you use their "proper" pronouns or how did that work? Was it anal only or...

You need to elaborate here before I call you a faggot.
Anonymous No.939460528
>>939460323
gay sex
Anonymous No.939460603 >>939462412
>>939460189
If you wanted a topical thread you don't need to bait people with some ugly tatted tranny
Anonymous No.939460715 >>939460961
>>939460427
"She" used they/them pronouns so I used those. They fucked my gf with a strap on and I fucked both of their pussies, no butt stuff
Anonymous No.939460961
>>939460715
My sister got her first real boyfriend (as in, he isn't abusive) and she started her first job in years and is actually enjoying the work.
Anonymous No.939461272
Be righteous or donโ€™t, but faking it is even worse.
Anonymous No.939461743
>>939458462
Unemployed...throte destroyed?
Anonymous No.939462412
>>939460603
I canโ€™t just make a thread with no image
Anonymous No.939462982 >>939463037
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love taking control during those steamy chats. There's something about teasing guys and watching them lose their composure that just gets me going! I'm all about that playful vibe and can definitely keep things exciting. Iโ€™m a bit of a free spirit but dealing with some social anxiety, so meeting people in person isnโ€™t really my thing. Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m here for some good ole texting fun! If youโ€™re keen on some spicy chats, hit me up! Just add me on 4-ely-s-i-ap-j-z-qx (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Looking forward to some wild conversations!
Anonymous No.939463037
>>939462982
Hey there
Anonymous No.939463784 >>939463985
>>939460038
Yes and soles
Anonymous No.939463798
>>939459731
Good luck!
Anonymous No.939463830 >>939463985 >>939464129
>>939458394
Hi Nuri, how's your day going?
Anonymous No.939463985
>>939463830
>>939463784
I now question my choice of image, but I maintain the greeting
Anonymous No.939464129 >>939464391
>>939463830
Itโ€™s another day, how about you?
Anonymous No.939464306 >>939464388
Pugs
Anonymous No.939464388
>>939464306
accepting an animal who will likely suffer daily from man-made health problems. Continuing to breed them knowingly creates generations of dogs doomed to illness and discomfort. From an ethical standpoint, itโ€™s kinder to adopt healthier breeds or mixed-breed dogs instead of supporting pug breeding
Anonymous No.939464391 >>939464649
>>939464129
Meh, not the worst I suppose. Thanks for asking.

How's life of being disbarred from all the hospitals in america treating you?
Anonymous No.939464470
Anonymous No.939464608
hi babe
Anonymous No.939464649 >>939464692
>>939464391
Well I got fired from my job as head surgeon but I found a new job. Something Shane could never guess
Anonymous No.939464692 >>939464730
>>939464649
Aww shit!!

You got your forklift certification!!!
Anonymous No.939464700 >>939464756
anyone remember this negro?
he used a namefag name has his grandpas 1shot an a bandanna over his face thinking he was intimidating or something
Anonymous No.939464730 >>939465299
>>939464692
Close!
Anonymous No.939464756 >>939464834
>>939464700
I have no idea who that is, Shane lol
Anonymous No.939464834
>>939464756
Some simp said something black anons when i was saying i hated niggers
something along the lines of "niggers on /k/"
Anonymous No.939464925
im look for it i remember it but its hazy because i dont remember the name he used the image is vivid however
Anonymous No.939465042 >>939465272 >>939465294
Cut my toxic ex out of my life (after she got her dumb bitch ass fired from the company we both worked for); joined two bands and started playing music a lot more; fucked a cute they/them in the ass and fell in love.
Anonymous No.939465113
>>939454852
*you're

You illiterate nigger.
Anonymous No.939465160 >>939465391
>>939460193
Almost a win, but FtM? No thank you. MtF trans is where it's at.
Anonymous No.939465272
>>939465042
I think congrats?
Anonymous No.939465294 >>939466026
>>939465042
More on the ex getting fired
Anonymous No.939465299 >>939465329
>>939464730
Ohhh...

You're in with the WWE??
Anonymous No.939465319 >>939465346
My parents took me to three different countries before may, my pet died, and a girl who i never noticed confessed to me before moving away three days later. This really gave me crazy gym motivation, and a good amount of suicidal thoughts. Over all itโ€™s been good
Anonymous No.939465329 >>939465654
>>939465299
Bingo. Youโ€™ll all be seeing me on the big screen with the likes of Rhea Riley
Anonymous No.939465346 >>939465653
>>939465319
Is this a good thing??
Anonymous No.939465391 >>939466086
>>939465160
he wants a sausage roll in his mouth
i doubt the girl was the only one getting pegged also
Anonymous No.939465536
Anonymous No.939465653 >>939466971
>>939465346
For me, yeah, i love to live between despair and ecstasy
Anonymous No.939465654 >>939466025 >>939466971
>>939465329
Hells yeah, I'm definitely excited for that lol
Anonymous No.939466025 >>939466971
>>939465654
She can't she has nudes and made racist remarks
wwe is very much so about their family friendly angle despite basically showing softcore porn to children
Anonymous No.939466026 >>939466993
>>939465294
What do you want to know?
Anonymous No.939466086 >>939466335
>>939465391
Nothing wrong with getting pegged, but FtM trannies are just gross, hairy, but weirdly wifty men.
Anonymous No.939466335
>>939466086
yea i don't get the ftm because it's less passing then the worst mtf. That'd being said i had a major crush on a dyke from texas who just banded her tits and shaved her head like jack from mass effect 2 she looked exactly the same also and when i was in her house by herself she was shaking while playing angel baby and other cholo songs. She had the alamo on her forearms and she did my first tattoo.
rosa mercado very feminine despite the dyke clothing and hair
Anonymous No.939466971 >>939467501 >>939467579
>>939465653
Oh I understand. Then Iโ€™m happy for you lol
>>939465654
Me too
>>939466025
Please donโ€™t get me fired from there too..
Anonymous No.939466993 >>939467551
>>939466026
The story
Anonymous No.939467501 >>939467712 >>939467749
>>939466971
Why do you carry goodwill on this site? What is your motivation to give positive responses to the posters?
Anonymous No.939467551 >>939467749
>>939466993
It's kind of a long one. And her getting shit canned was a long time coming. Overall, she was good at her job, but there was a lot of toxic negative shit that she also brought to the table. Big ego, manufactures conflict wherever she goes, etc. The final straw was her basically instigating a confrontation with me at work, and recording it, so she could go to corporate and claim that I made her feel unsafe. It was a case of the boy who cried wolf though, since she had made accusations against everyone in the company at this point, so they saw right through it and fired her. Naturally, she blamed me.
It was a real hoot, the day she was fired. One of the owners made a brief announcement in the morning meeting that she was no longer employed at the company, and immediately afterwards, the mood was like, weirdly positive? We've had a few layoffs earlier this year, and that sort of thing kind of puts everyone on edge. But when she was let go, it was like, everyone just understood. It was like an oppressive spiteful black cloud was lifted, and everyone could breathe again. She really fucked up the culture of that place, almost everyone has expressed to some degree that they're far happier that she's gone.

I don't really think about her at all anymore, which I guess should be sad? Idk. She had a lot of positive qualities, but she ultimately couldn't face the worst traits of hers head on and grow, no matter how much I tip toed and tried to raise the issue(s) in a compassionate and respectful manner. I'm glad she's out of my life. She's a black hole person. A waste of my love.
Anonymous No.939467579 >>939467749
>>939466971
You can't get hired you have public nudes and made racist remarks.
Anonymous No.939467712
>>939467501
Attention because she's an attention whore and too boring to be an asshole like she is secretly
Anonymous No.939467749 >>939467863 >>939468081
>>939467501
This confused me, what do you mean?
>>939467551
That sounds like an incredibly good thing to happen in your life and hopefully it makes the grind that much more tolerable for you
>>939467579
How do you explain my job then..
Anonymous No.939467863 >>939467927
>>939467749
Your job is making josh pay you to talk to him
Anonymous No.939467927 >>939467972
>>939467863
Actually I work for Josh. I make money by buying cars and working on them, fixing them up and selling them to Josh.
Anonymous No.939467972 >>939468035
>>939467927
Take a side profile picture and note at any angle
Anonymous No.939468035 >>939468106
>>939467972
You know I canโ€™t do face pics anymore
Anonymous No.939468081 >>939468179
>>939467749
>This confused me, what do you mean?
Why? Whatโ€™s your motivation to answer the people in this thread, to give advice or confirmationk0vts
Anonymous No.939468106 >>939468179
>>939468035
you posted old pictures. timestamp
Anonymous No.939468179 >>939468231 >>939468945
>>939468081
I just like talking to people, Iโ€™ve always been social
>>939468106
Iโ€™m not real, Iโ€™ve always been AI. Thatโ€™s my secret, cap
Anonymous No.939468231 >>939468298
>>939468179
No you're a lazy attention whore
Anonymous No.939468298 >>939468326
>>939468231
Iโ€™m lazy because I talk to people or Iโ€™m lazy because Iโ€™m ai?
Anonymous No.939468326 >>939468373
>>939468298
You're lazy because you won't take a simple picture jew
Anonymous No.939468373 >>939468558
>>939468326
You want me to be your own personal lolcow, no thanks
Anonymous No.939468471 >>939468558
Shut up faggot, Nuri is based. Leave my queen alone!
Anonymous No.939468494
Hereโ€™s a selfie, Shane
Anonymous No.939468558 >>939468721
>>939468471
Creepy ass nigger it's you!
>>939468373
hardly i already have many i just want to prove something the simps act more funny than you ever have being outraged
Anonymous No.939468721 >>939469079
>>939468558
Are you talking about my parrot level hook nose? My nose is really really hooked. We almost look related lol
Anonymous No.939468740 >>939468752
bought a house
Anonymous No.939468750 >>939468850 >>939468867 >>939468882 >>939468945
You should really reconsider no taking face pictures. I find yours very aesthetically pleasing to look at.
Anonymous No.939468752 >>939469068
>>939468740
In this economy?? Congrats
Anonymous No.939468850 >>939468985
>>939468750
When I post my face, it really angers certain people
Anonymous No.939468867
>>939468750
Also thank you <3
Anonymous No.939468882
>>939468750
>angled
Anonymous No.939468945 >>939469079 >>939469154
>>939468179
>Thatโ€™s my secret, cap
Thanks for reminding me of this.

>>939468750
Also seconded, Nuri has a nice face
Anonymous No.939468965 >>939469154 >>939469290
>>939451919 (OP)
My wife rarely wants sex. Im lucky to get it once a month. Last Friday night we had sex 3 times. I'm still riding the high from it.
Anonymous No.939468985 >>939469154
>>939468850
Fuck 'em. Not literally of course. Let 'em seethe.
Anonymous No.939469068 >>939469154
>>939468752
I made a lot of sacrifices, I'm in a smallish city in Canada, and I got a decent job.

How about your year anything good?
Anonymous No.939469079 >>939469132 >>939469178
>>939468721
i don't have a curved nose it's a ski slope
>>939468945
no she really doesn't but i started complaining about that because if you're going to take pictures don't cover your face or only show headless pictures you're just wasting everyone time doing that
Anonymous No.939469132 >>939469165
>>939469079
Well she's not a 4 year old boy, so I can see why you'd say that..
Anonymous No.939469154 >>939469262 >>939469290 >>939469386 >>939478874
>>939468945
Thank you I try
>>939468965
Is it like she works too much or is there more to it?
>>939468985
Iโ€™m a sucker for trying to make everyone happy
>>939469068
Smallish town in Canada you say?? Iโ€™d ask where but obviously this isnโ€™t the right place but Iโ€™m also from an incredibly small town in Canada. I moved to America last year and this year, a good thing that happened was I went to Wyoming and it reminds me a lot of home while still having the good parts of America so I might move there
Anonymous No.939469165
>>939469132
her face looks like a boys it's common in dykes/trans
Anonymous No.939469178 >>939469232
>>939469079
So you want my face back in pics??
Anonymous No.939469185 >>939469262 >>939469371 >>939481087
Nuri has
>great face
>great butt
>great boobs
>great feet
>great personality
>great aesthetic
Anyone who says otherwise is just wrong. Best girl on /b/ in a long long time.
Anonymous No.939469232 >>939469372
>>939469178
i never said not to
pictures like the mexican takes are a waste of everyone time
Anonymous No.939469262
>>939469154
You're very welcome :)

>>939469185
Also this too
Anonymous No.939469290 >>939469372 >>939469715
>>939468965
>>939469154
After our second kid, she completely lost her sex drive.
Anonymous No.939469371
>>939469185
normie face not horrendous but not special
there is no ass
check
gross i wouldn't know
pickme personality since was trans non racist autist to antigay racist ableist.
Anonymous No.939469372 >>939469715
>>939469232
Wait whoโ€™s the Mexican
>>939469290
You could try doing some sexual play instead of sex, maybe thatโ€™ll spark things up again
Anonymous No.939469386 >>939469474
>>939469154

I'd guess you're from the prairies then but I don't know much about Wyoming.

Also I'm not from a village or a really small town, but the town I grew in is a suburb and now i'm in a small city probably under 150k peoples, I'm too lazy to check
Anonymous No.939469470 >>939469498
Had sex with a reasonable number of new women. Stayed physically active. Getting my bachelor's in December. But FUCK I'm 42.
Anonymous No.939469474
>>939469386
I lived in Ontario, specifically near Kitchener, but in like a town an hour away with like less than 100 people lol it was the right boonies
Anonymous No.939469498
>>939469470
42 is still young enough to enjoy life now that youโ€™ve got a great degree
Anonymous No.939469546 >>939469660 >>939469869
>>939451919 (OP)

Nothing good has happened this year. Why the fuck would anything good happen in this clown world? Its too expensive to live, a recession is coming, theres a genocide in gaza, trannies and niggers flood our countries and Trump is weak. Where are the Epstein files? Dont talk to me about good you dumb bitch
Anonymous No.939469589 >>939469703
haven't worked a single day
many box cars painted
ive been housed the entire time
i get 15 3 mgs a month
lifes good

im a 23 yo neet and my partner takes care of me...
Anonymous No.939469660
>>939469546
Hey, no one said good. Thread says whatโ€™s the best thing. Even in a pile of shit, thereโ€™s still a best turd
Anonymous No.939469703 >>939469825
>>939469589
Painted as in graffiti?
Anonymous No.939469715 >>939469756 >>939469966 >>939470196
>>939469290
>>939469372
Ive tried everything. Her hormones are all fucked up. She's either out of control horny or sex doesn't exist at all depending on her cycle.
Anonymous No.939469756
>>939469715
cool story bro
Anonymous No.939469825 >>939469870
>>939469703
fuck yea!

ketch me laying down next to a piece i did star gazing
Anonymous No.939469869 >>939470083
>>939469546
My advice to you, anon, is to not pay so much attention to politics. 90% of what goes on in that world affects you little if at all, and most of it you can't control. It's not something that you need to stress so much over.

Focus on friends and family, or sports, or whatever hobbies you might enjoy. If you must get involved, then get involved in local politics like city/state, and focus on things you can change where you'll see a more noticeable impact. National and international politics has been a shitshow longer than you or I have been alive, and there's nothing we can do to change that at the moment unfortunately
Anonymous No.939469870
>>939469825
Any pics?
Anonymous No.939469966 >>939470196
>>939469715
Oh I understand that. So you two have like schedules that donโ€™t really match up?
Anonymous No.939470083
>>939469869
>none of those things affect you
beg your pardon
Anonymous No.939470196 >>939470743
>>939469715
>>939469966
Our work schedules are fine. Its our body's internal clocks. Im horny every 4-6 hours and she's horny every 4-6 weeks.
Anonymous No.939470743 >>939470878 >>939470958
>>939470196
That sounds like my husband and me lol he rarely does sex stuff and Iโ€™m literally always horny. Are you guys like alright outside of that?
Anonymous No.939470878 >>939471057 >>939471091
>>939470743
Yeah we have a great relationship. Just no sex. My wife walks around naked every night and then gets confused that I'm hard.
Anonymous No.939470958 >>939471057 >>939488378
>>939470743
your husbands a cuck
Anonymous No.939471057 >>939471091 >>939471097
>>939470878
Have you tried teasing her?
>>939470958
Oh?
Anonymous No.939471091 >>939471122 >>939471299
>>939471057
>>939470878
Yes. She's basically like "wtf are you doing?"
Anonymous No.939471097 >>939471299
>>939471057
Yes he is hotwifing is just cuckolding with permission
Anonymous No.939471122 >>939471425
>>939471091
you can't lay pipe just blow your brains out
Anonymous No.939471196
She choked on my load of cum, telling me it was the biggest load sheโ€™s had and swallowed it, telling me she wished it was between her legs
Anonymous No.939471299 >>939471459 >>939471474 >>939471707
>>939471091
Interesting. What is she into?
>>939471097
Aww you think Iโ€™m a hot wife?
Anonymous No.939471425 >>939471768
>>939471122
Ive thought about it. Just today, she was trying on clothes in front of me and I got hard. She asked why and I said because you're repeatedly stripping in front of me. I grabbed her ass and tried to kiss her and she pushed me away claiming to be tired
Anonymous No.939471459 >>939471768
>>939471299
She loves having me lay on my back while she straddles my face.
Anonymous No.939471474 >>939471768
>>939471299
no it's not hot as in attractive but like hot potato like the game you pass a hot potato around loser eatcs the potato
Anonymous No.939471601 >>939471994
i sat behind shane today
Anonymous No.939471707
>>939471299
Post a pic
Anonymous No.939471768 >>939472172
>>939471425
Donโ€™t kill yourself over this. Does she at least send you nudes?
>>939471459
Oh dear lol Iโ€™m surprised she isnโ€™t into sex
>>939471474
No way you actually taught me something tonight from this topic LOL
Anonymous No.939471994 >>939472020
>>939471601
why is an old nigger so goddamn protective istg you were going crazy
weird old men lmao
Anonymous No.939472020 >>939472056 >>939472116
>>939471994
im not the one who calls nuri mommy and none of those are my messages. you fucking kike midget.
Anonymous No.939472056
>>939472020
Sure whatever im not jewish nigger
nuri is literally a jewish name btw
Anonymous No.939472116
>>939472020
this is your symbol because you're a gay wannabe nazi
Anonymous No.939472172 >>939472375
>>939471768
She hasn't sent nudes in years. Like I said, she loves sex, but it's only when her hormones line up properly. The rest of the time, it's like sex is a foreign language. Why doesn't your husband want to fuck you?
Anonymous No.939472199 >>939472291
Anyone notice there's no more bbc porn being posted? probably just me used to be constantly
Anonymous No.939472291 >>939472367
>>939472199
This is why I make nuri threads. Iโ€™m doing 4chan a favor.
Anonymous No.939472367
>>939472291
No you're not those threads are still being made i'm saying it hasn't been posted here itt. Because they're distracted
Anonymous No.939472375 >>939472453
>>939472172
Heโ€™s never been a sexual guy. Heโ€™s more into like having sex with his car
Anonymous No.939472392 >>939472435
As long as I keep Shane busy, he canโ€™t post bbc
Anonymous No.939472435
>>939472392
If i was behind that you'd think i'd post it in a thread i don't care about
Anonymous No.939472453 >>939472482 >>939473478
>>939472375
What do you look like? Is he not attracted to you?
Anonymous No.939472482 >>939472584 >>939473478
>>939472453
he's just low T
Anonymous No.939472584
>>939472482
Try grinding up viagra and hiding it in his food. Then walk around naked in front of him and let nature take its course
Anonymous No.939473061
Spontaneous circle jerk with two dudes and one of their wives.
Anonymous No.939473083
Anonymous No.939473478
>>939472453
Youโ€™ve seen me all throughout this thread haha
>>939472482
actually thatโ€™s not true at all
Anonymous No.939474008 >>939474066 >>939474232
Is it ok to self harm in front of children?
Anonymous No.939474066 >>939474446
>>939474008
In moderation
Anonymous No.939474097 >>939474192 >>939474232
>>939451919 (OP)
Won $2,000 on a $2.00 scratch off ticket.
This will never happen again.
Anonymous No.939474192
>>939474097
Nice, that's pretty good
Anonymous No.939474218 >>939474249
I finally got to fuck my old teacher
Anonymous No.939474232 >>939474448
>>939474008
No because youโ€™re damaging government property
>>939474097
What did you do with it?
Anonymous No.939474249 >>939474545
>>939474218
And she said youโ€™d never amount to anything. Good for you!
Anonymous No.939474446 >>939474549
>>939474066
haha you crossdress
Anonymous No.939474448 >>939474479
>>939474232
Gave it to the United Negro College Fund. Actually, nothing exciting, just paid down my credit card.
Anonymous No.939474479 >>939474569
>>939474448
Hey, thatโ€™s exciting. Credit cards lead to IRS agents
Anonymous No.939474545 >>939474993
>>939474249
Why thank you, it only took me 3 years
Anonymous No.939474549
>>939474446
You got proof of that?
Anonymous No.939474569
>>939474479
Injurious rape sequences?
Anonymous No.939474774
shane is a cock sucking faggot with aids
Anonymous No.939474823
Nuri is a piss soaked pedophile
Anonymous No.939474891
Josh is a fried chicken fucker
Anonymous No.939474912
Shane is a pink eye spreader
Anonymous No.939474993 >>939475039
>>939474545
Hold on. What grade teacher?
Anonymous No.939475039 >>939475108 >>939475359
>>939474993
Middle and high
Anonymous No.939475108 >>939475202
>>939475039
Anonymous No.939475202
>>939475108
Looks like an ai temu scam dog
Anonymous No.939475359 >>939475492
>>939475039
How old were/are you
Anonymous No.939475492 >>939476315
>>939475359
Iโ€™m 19, I was 18
Anonymous No.939476079 >>939476315
>>939451919 (OP)
Won 50k on a lotto scratcher. I rarely play. Maybe Once a month. Not life changing money, but boy did it help.
Anonymous No.939476315 >>939476379 >>939477144
>>939475492
Oh okay good
>>939476079
50k isnโ€™t life changing??
Anonymous No.939476379 >>939476566
>>939476315
Well after taxes it wasn't 50k.Its about 2/3 of my yearly pay. It could get me a nice car, but I have a vehicle. I put it in my "maybe eventually I can afford a house" fund.
Anonymous No.939476566
>>939476379
Invest. Buy joshcoin
Anonymous No.939477144 >>939477185
>>939476315
not that anon but also just had around 50k USD dropped on me. it'll mean I hit my house deposit goal a year sooner, but its not 'I can buy a house now' money.
Anonymous No.939477185 >>939477275
>>939477144
If I had 50k, Iโ€™d be so happy. But unlike what Shane wants to believe, I have no money and I have no income.

But I did just adopt Josh.
Anonymous No.939477275 >>939477338 >>939477583 >>939477815
>>939477185
josh is expensive to maintain, his anime figurines cost like 20k a year alone
Anonymous No.939477338
>>939477275
He also lives on Taco Bell at least 4 times a day
Anonymous No.939477404 >>939477501
>>939451919 (OP)
Got a new car. Old one died on the freeway after 241K miles and always had difficulty cranking up if it's been sitting for less than 50 mins.
>picrel is not the car
Anonymous No.939477501 >>939477560 >>939477571
>>939477404
What car did you get?
Anonymous No.939477560 >>939477586 >>939477591 >>939477642
>>939477501
A 2020 Mitsubishi Mirage. Huge upgrade from the 2007 Scion.
Anonymous No.939477571
>>939477501
Anonymous No.939477583
>>939477275
just now, i was able to finally take control of my body.
Anonymous No.939477586 >>939477623
>>939477560
zozzles
Anonymous No.939477591 >>939477615 >>939477623
>>939477560
Kombuchan?
Anonymous No.939477615
>>939477591
no kombuchan doesn't know wildly popular atarashi gakko
Anonymous No.939477623
>>939477586
>>939477591
I don't know what these witticisms mean, and I am lowkey concerned.
Anonymous No.939477642 >>939477721 >>939477779
>>939477560
Whatโ€™s your opinion on tesla
Anonymous No.939477721 >>939478115
>>939477642
don't not me atleast. i prefer rin
Anonymous No.939477779 >>939478209
>>939477642
First and foremost,
>FUCK ELON
The cars, I generally don't care much for. The Cybertrucks are still a meme to me, though I am seeing more of them on the roads. It's like pulling up next to a steel or iron bar you see on RuneScape. Plus, they all sound weird; I go to the rich side of town every weekend, and I really have to watch my back. Not because of the people (it's less dangerous), but because of how quiet the Teslas are, and nearly everyone up there drives one.
Anonymous No.939477815 >>939477857 >>939477954
>>939477275
I only have kill la kill figurines.

And miku, of course...
Anonymous No.939477857
>>939477815
children
you know klk is children
Anonymous No.939477954
>>939477815
show it off if it's the main protagonist im tearing your ass
Rudely Spelling No.939478058 >>939478209
>>939451919 (OP)
Best and worst thing is the same: i bought a house.
Its a very nice house, but i moved cities and miss my friends and coworkers, as does my kids, and my bank account is crying.
Anonymous No.939478115
>>939477721
rin?
Anonymous No.939478122 >>939478154 >>939478209
>>939451919 (OP)
My wife died in the winter of this year. After trying to date in the cesspool that are current dating apps, I became a serial rapist in my region of the country. Figured fuck it, why not? I'll never find another wife at my age, so why not just rape girls that stay between 18-25 years old for the rest of my life. I work remote anyway, so I can travel anywhere and just setup my operation. I average about 4 girls a week and thanks to a few really shady dudes I've met, none of them ever see my face. One guy set me up with a tranq gun, and he also provides the drugs and darts in exchange for free advertising work for his legit business. I usually go to areas near college campuses or really safe affluent neighborhoods to catch women walking home or jogging late at night. A few times I have mistakenly tranqed a few girls between 12 and 17, but I just rape them anyway. No use letting mostly virgin pussy go to waste. Regardless, I make sure there aren't any cameras nearby on the homes or buildings I'll be working around. I park on a street and wait for women to go past and dart them out the window. Then I stick them in my van, drive away to park, rape them in every orifice, take photos and videos while I do it as a trophy, then I drive back and dump them where I picked them up. I make it look like they tripped and fell while walking, usually rubbing their face or hands vigorously into the sidewalk to skin them just enough that they bleed a bit. I also suck the cum out of them with a tiny keyboard vacuum to minimize evidence and get rid of the big globs of cum. Been doing this for almost 6 months now and I haven't been caught yet, so I'm doing something right I guess. Just tonight a raped an 18 year old freshman that was dumb enough to walk home from a football game alone down a street with 3 lights.
Anonymous No.939478154
>>939478122
chad
Anonymous No.939478209 >>939478246 >>939478323
>>939477779
I drove a cybertruck!! They drive really nice
>>939478058
I relate to this so much.
>>939478122
I hope this is larp
Anonymous No.939478246 >>939478312 >>939478414
>>939478209
so josh has figurines of underage girls?
Anonymous No.939478312 >>939478393
>>939478246
canonically they're all 60+
Anonymous No.939478323 >>939478414
>>939478209
>I drove a cybertruck!! They drive really nice
ghahahaha. Well, I'm going to go meditate. Enjoy your ah...steel platebody.
Anonymous No.939478393
>>939478312
canonically they are 16-17 etc i doubt there's any adults and ughh "she's just a drawing the age is arbitrary" yea doesn't work because that's someone who has said multiple times that's cope
Anonymous No.939478414 >>939478439
>>939478323
I donโ€™t have one. Yet. We do have a model 3 though. Also good night!
>>939478246
Something like thatโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.939478439 >>939478601
>>939478414
so he's a pedo
Anonymous No.939478589 >>939478659
>>939451919 (OP)
Had twin girls this year, so kids #3 and 4. Also sure like 5 years sober from alcohol and working on an album with a band. I don't know no Nuri but maybe we could be friends.
Anonymous No.939478601 >>939478658 >>939478670
>>939478439
No because heโ€™s not attracted to them
Anonymous No.939478658
>>939478601
I put my figurines in my ass and flick my nipples every night at 2:30am
Anonymous No.939478659 >>939478763 >>939478773
>>939478589
Hi twin having band man, Iโ€™m Nuri and we are now friends. Also grats on sobriety
Anonymous No.939478670
>>939478601
oh he just buys anime figurines of scantily clad teenagers for a memento. cope
Anonymous No.939478763 >>939478792 >>939478874
>>939478659
Hey champ thanks. What was your big thing this year? Maybe its up in the thread somewhere. Nice pics wood berry
Anonymous No.939478773 >>939478874
>>939478659
You really believe that shit? Take a gun load the chamber and blow your brains out
Anonymous No.939478792 >>939478861
>>939478763
Suck my dick bitchass larp
Anonymous No.939478861 >>939478959
>>939478792
Shit sorry to say but it's not larp nigga, I just fed both of them and put them to bed. Again.. This place is full of horny dads man. And I may have 4 kids but im not rich dawg
Anonymous No.939478874 >>939478959 >>939478960
>>939478763
>>939469154 I said it here lol discovering Wyoming is the best. Also thank you
>>939478773
I tried but the other guy spit out the bullet
Anonymous No.939478959 >>939479063
>>939478861
cap
>>939478874
stfu that doesn't even make sense tard
no wonder all the people you talk to try killing themselves
Anonymous No.939478960 >>939479063
>>939478874
Ahh you're Canadian! So am I and want to get the fuck out of this place. See you in Wyoming.
Anonymous No.939478992 >>939479106
>>939451919 (OP)
someone gave me a whole 5 dollar bill
it was during the hot season too, so it went a lot further than normal. i used the extra comfort/energy to submit another volley of 300+ applications to every business in a 20 mile radius of my location at the time :)
no responses though, but thats normal. no work experience or referrals. plus i have a stereotypical poor person look.

i was able to be rejected by employers without being in as much pain for a whole 2 weeks thanks to that guy. its getting too cold for me to survive long, as soon as i can get enough food/fuel i intend to start traveling south. after i get into kentucky i'll try and find some decent looking paper for few more volleys. if i can find a place that will let me set up camp, i'll stay there for around a month in case i get a response.
Anonymous No.939479063
>>939478959
You need to watch the early marvel movies
>>939478960
LOL go to Casper. Thatโ€™s the best part
Anonymous No.939479106 >>939479227
>>939478992
Thatโ€™s actually really impressive
Anonymous No.939479227 >>939479441
>>939479106
ikr? i would really rather him have recommended me to his boss or something, but hey a few weeks of food is seriously helpful short term. whats even better is he actually talked to me like a human, we spent almost a full minute talking about power infrastructure before he left.
Anonymous No.939479441 >>939479503
>>939479227
You should get a part time job at a restaurant with diverse menu so you can get a free meal once a day or so
Anonymous No.939479503 >>939479523 >>939479554
>>939479441
honestly, i'd like to get any job.
Anonymous No.939479523 >>939479610
>>939479503
you can give me a blowjob
Anonymous No.939479554 >>939479610
>>939479503
If you have a car, you can always do uber eats delivery, it was super easy until real jobs come along
Anonymous No.939479610 >>939479641 >>939479709
>>939479523
tell ya what, i've got a better offer for you. if you're within 50 miles of me i can make you a motorized male masturbation tool for whatever you'd pay for it. certainly better than a one time thing yeah?

>>939479554
lol i wish.
Anonymous No.939479641 >>939479878
>>939479610
What assets do you have?
Anonymous No.939479709 >>939479878
>>939479610
i can already can make one and i don't want that
Anonymous No.939479878 >>939480085 >>939480192 >>939480259
>>939479641
excluding the stuff i literally cannot live without:
spare water still
3 ft stranded 20awg wire
2 coin magnets
small scale (250g max)
5 rechargable aa
1.5kg steel (10g ingots)
0.3kg aluminum (5g ingots)
0.7kg pp (20g ingots/blobs)
30g hdpe(single blob)
1.6l pyrolysis condensate (speculated primary composition of methanol)
100g charcoal
various cloth scraps
0.5l water bottle half full of dishwasher powder
radish seeds

>>939479709
yeah, its not exactly rocket science lol
Anonymous No.939480085
>>939479878
welp, ive just been told to leave. bbl.
Anonymous No.939480192 >>939481334
>>939479878
I meant assets like a car and stuff lol
Anonymous No.939480259
>>939479878
that's not bad you're a real surviy
Anonymous No.939480273 >>939480331
>>939451919 (OP)
I met 2 friends for the first time that I've talked to online for 15 years and we had a lot of fun. Hopefully going to see them again soon.
Anonymous No.939480331 >>939480678
>>939480273
Did ya fuck
Anonymous No.939480678 >>939480696 >>939480698
>>939480331
No lol, we went to on a road trip and got really high and drunk and did random fun stuff. Good times :)
Anonymous No.939480696
>>939480678
butt stuff
Anonymous No.939480698 >>939480830
>>939480678
Went on a road trip*
Anonymous No.939480830
>>939480698
a road trip down the hershey highway
Anonymous No.939480876 >>939481011
Came on her stomach when her fiance was out of town.
Anonymous No.939480963
my saggy titted ex fuckpig
Anonymous No.939481011
>>939480876
cool story bro
Anonymous No.939481070 >>939481517
>>939451919 (OP)

what is that patch on her
Soy No.939481073
>>939451919 (OP)
I met my new best-friend and gave a dog her forever home.
Anonymous No.939481087 >>939481531
>>939469185
Are there any nuri webms out there?
Anonymous No.939481118
>>939460323
mainly gambling. But I struggle with other things. Cutting out alcohol aswell, while I rarely drink I dont have a healthy relationship with it. Bing eating and stuff is getting better too
Anonymous No.939481334 >>939484325
>>939480192
>I meant assets like a car and stuff lol

oh not a lot then. i have a few bags, a pack frame, charcoal maker/condenser, water distiller, heater (similar in operation to bunsen burner), 2 blankets, matress foam scrap/pillow, shovel, miniature furnace, clothing/equipment maintenance tools, 700w inverter, stove, several drill batteries, solar panel, 7 18650s, lighter, and a phone/sbc + keyboard/monitor. the phone has no service, but i have a custom proxy set up at my grandparents house so i get decent connections even on the shittiest of free wifi. i also have what i hesitate to call a tent too but thats about it in terms of things i would consider particularly valuable.

i can make most everything i need myself, problems arise when it comes to things like shelter or food. not having a consistent place to stash my shit is rather annoying too, costs a lot of energy to carry legit everything you own with you at all times.
Anonymous No.939481517
>>939481070
Birth control
Anonymous No.939481531 >>939481755 >>939488506
>>939481087
plenty
Anonymous No.939481755 >>939481935
>>939481531
Anything with buttplugs, or dp? She's got an awesome ass.
Anonymous No.939481929 >>939481994
Anonymous No.939481935 >>939482090
>>939481755
Surprisingly no, anal stuff was like painful for her
Anonymous No.939481994 >>939482017
>>939481929
what the fuck am I looking at
Anonymous No.939482017 >>939482057
>>939481994
Nigga butt
Anonymous No.939482057 >>939483835
>>939482017
is that a crypto??
Anonymous No.939482090
>>939481935
A cruel joke from God.
Anonymous No.939483835
>>939482057
I was on the subway and I saw someone I recognized
Anonymous No.939484101
>>939451919 (OP)
Got a super cheap apartment. Saving 1500 a month right now.
Anonymous No.939484325
>>939481334
Why don't you live with your grandparents?
Anonymous No.939484560
>>939451919 (OP)
was tops of my class, i was second last year

it's a shitty community college where i just show up and get top grades but life's been so shitty last 5 or so years(it still is) so i'll take all the wins i can get
Anonymous No.939484563
>>939451919 (OP)
Impregnated my white wife again
Anonymous No.939487427
nigga balls
Anonymous No.939488378
>>939470958
Geez. Went for the monster
Anonymous No.939488506 >>939488705
>>939481531
I hope this isn't that nuri person. See no muscle mommy aesthetic. I swear a woman that doesn't work out flexes and every guy calls her a muscle mommy
Anonymous No.939488611
I usually roll up in my bed and thank god I aint lost another one, but you know I think about you
Anonymous No.939488619
I'm Swedish
Anonymous No.939488705
>>939488506
You know the day I can suck my own dick instead of AI talking shit for meI might not leave the accomidations.
Anonymous No.939489088 >>939489523
Anonymous No.939489523 >>939489559
>>939489088
homosexual brown nazi
how do you do it
how do you become such a contradiction
Anonymous No.939489559 >>939489600
>>939489523
i like how you're calling me brown today after my brown coded campaign yesterday. it's like you can't help yourself.
Anonymous No.939489597
Anonymous No.939489600 >>939489618
>>939489559
I have always called you a mexican or jeet
Anonymous No.939489618 >>939489637
>>939489600
you don't even know who i am retard you think im josh or some random nigger all the time. stupid moron.
Anonymous No.939489631
Anonymous No.939489637 >>939489659
>>939489618
You are tho you just constantly deny it
Anonymous No.939489659 >>939489778
>>939489637
you know spelling though "tho" is brown coded right?
Anonymous No.939489778 >>939489807
>>939489659
no it's saving effort
you're just gay and annoying and everyone you associate with are clowns that validate eachother
I got your crybaby post and everyone elses
i don't actually care if you continue avatarfagging but you're a faggot who i made cry who won't stop trying to get revenge
Anonymous No.939489807 >>939489949
>>939489778
sounds like a lot of bitching and complaining from a jewish guy to me. have you tried seeking council with your rabbi?
Anonymous No.939489901
total code brown situation in here.
Anonymous No.939489949 >>939490006
>>939489807
Yea what you're doing is bitching
for coal burners while being a faggot sucking dicks
im just making fun of you and everyone else over shit you can avoid doing
i don't understand how you can cope with
>cutting yourself getting fucked by dogs
>being hookers
>living in your parents home at almost 40
>eating shit
but people do it
Anonymous No.939490006 >>939490110
>>939489949
>writes a whole paragraph comparing genocide to his jewish oppression
Anonymous No.939490049
stop killing babies in gaza shane. it's pretty simple stuff.
Anonymous No.939490110 >>939490131
>>939490006
Where do you get that lol im not opressed you are that's why you're trying to get revenge
istg you really act like the nazi saying everyone took advantage of germany and dumped jews on them only difference is you're gay and degenerate
Anonymous No.939490131 >>939490158
>>939490110
because every time i correctly call you a jew you fall on the floor and show swastikas and cry out nazi nazi nazi. exactly like a kike would do.
Anonymous No.939490158 >>939490170
>>939490131
That's not a nazi swastika it's a gay fascist symbol
Anonymous No.939490170 >>939490195
>>939490158
you are jewish.
Anonymous No.939490195 >>939490242
>>939490170
And you cut yourself
Anonymous No.939490242 >>939490307
>>939490195
i cut myself all the time moving lumber or working on my car or making dinner. You have the same skin you had when that jewish guy sucked on your penis an hour after you were born.
Anonymous No.939490307 >>939490339
>>939490242
im uncircumcised unlike you and you do not move lumber knock it off you're online from waking up to sleeping same time everyday
Anonymous No.939490339 >>939490449
>>939490307
it's sunday faggot and I'm self employed anyway. and I just build a shed and moved a ton of lumber last week. mister sanding the floors in your sweat pants
Anonymous No.939490449 >>939490602
>>939490339
no you didn't
Anonymous No.939490476 >>939490581
I can't be friends with Nuri anymore.

I was on the phone with her for over two hours last night, and that whole time she was ranting about how much she hates puppies, and she was saying anyone who owns a dog is a chud. I don't know what a chud is exactly, but it got to a point where I just couldn't do it anymore, and I even threw one of my piss jugs out the window in rage
Anonymous No.939490492
besides i didn't sand floors i refurbished cabinets and sold them
Anonymous No.939490581
>>939490476
thats fucked up. I can't believe you'd waste a good piss jug like that
Anonymous No.939490602 >>939490703 >>939490742
>>939490449
I'm tired of always proving things to you and I'm not doing it anymore. if i go take a picture of my shed you'll just not respond again and call em a liar for the next thing like a kike does.
Anonymous No.939490703 >>939490807
>>939490602
you have never proven anything to me
Anonymous No.939490742
>>939490602
>kike
istg you're worse than pa who shits on herself
Anonymous No.939490807 >>939490855
>>939490703
no just every time you say I don't live in the mountains I prove you wrong. every time you say I don't drive I prove you wrong. every time you say I'm not white I prove you wrong. you're a tiny insecure jewish man that cries about literally everything all day long.
Anonymous No.939490814
this is the dude calling everyone a kike 24/7 lol
Anonymous No.939490829
>still thinks im josh
god damn you are fucking stupid
Anonymous No.939490855 >>939490906
>>939490807
you have never proven me wrong
>you have never proved you live in the mountains
why are you trying to prove me wrong?
im never going to do anything for you
Anonymous No.939490906 >>939490968
>>939490855
i literally did yesterday in the morning or do you have that shitty of a memory? I prove you wrong because all you do is lie about everyone and it's extremely easy to do.
Anonymous No.939490968 >>939490994
>>939490906
no you probably were arguing with someone you thought was me because you do that alot
if you're in the rockies you're a fag anyway
Anonymous No.939490994 >>939491028 >>939491057
>>939490968
you aren't smart enough to pretend to be other people. mister "boogeyman"
Anonymous No.939491028 >>939491060
>>939490994
im not pretending fucking schizo actually kill yorself lmao
Anonymous No.939491057
>>939490994
more like boobyman. post one of the shanes with fat honkers
Anonymous No.939491060 >>939491137
>>939491028
you're pathetic. you get called out and you just lie like a little kid would. even the same ability as a little kid
Anonymous No.939491137 >>939491150 >>939491159
>>939491060
says a dude trying to get revenge on the internet
Anonymous No.939491150
>>939491137
>spamming images
Anonymous No.939491159
>>939491137
just be happy it's on the internet and i'm not pretending to call every hospital in a state to get someone fired.