Thread 939460686

I wish to be made of corn

and I wish to be embedded in feces

I just wish for the slidding

maybe if you scratch my back, I can scratch yours

Uhhhng! I feel my anus widening! Uhhhn! My anus sweats. I can feel the fart gasses brewing. My legs are numb. My johnson is hard as diamonds. Uh-uUUhng! It's pooming! Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Uhn! Feels so good bros!

>>939460686 (OP)

as Carol Burnett used to sing:
"I'm so glad we had this time together... Just to have a laugh and sing a song... seems we just got started, and before you know it... comes the time we've got to slide a log"

*tugs on my earlobe*

while we have this brief moment
I have something to ask you
And it's totally serious:

no shit.. well, hold on maybe there is shit
But no shit... Believe it or not... years after Walt Disney died they went through his private personal vault.... no shit they really did And guess what?....

It turns out he had a vast collection of animated cartoons made by his Disney animators, special just for him... But these weren't like the other cartoons

.... no shit....
It turns out he had a fixation on shitting
He had some kind of weird hang up.. because he had his animators create lots and lots and lots of weird cartoons in which the story was always the same: a little boy being scolded by his mother and taking a shit on the toilet...

All of them.. I swear to God I'm not lying, and in fact you might have even heard about this before...

He had a bearable shitload of animated cartoons about some little boy and his mother is always yelling and scalding and chastising him and it always ended the same way: the little boys sitting on the toilet taking a shit and then being rewarded afterwards

THAT'S WHERE THE TERM ANAL RETENTIVE COMES FROM...

That's what anal retentive people are..
they have unresolved issues from their childhood.. because one or both parents will have scolded that child for making mistakes during the potty training days

And for some reason it really affects little children... certain children carry a huge burden of weight and guilt and shame on their shoulders DURING THE POTTY TRAINING DAYS. And that's too young for a baby to be burdened with shame and guilt...

to be continued

corn smut

>>939460686 (OP)

https://youtu.be/PjQuZCTLAv4?si=EKV1ifBgtcLsssyz

And by the way I'm not joking about the Walt Disney thing at all.. That's actually 100% true

Not only that, my great uncle was an animator for Disney back in the '40s, And he ended up quitting Disney because they didn't pay worth a shit (they were allowed to smoke pot and drink beer on the job but they didn't get paid worth of flying fuck, it's very similar to Michelangelo and the Sistine chapel)

He quit and became a commercial artist in New York instead...

anyway...
If anybody's interested... when you hear the term anal retentive, we tend to think of people who are very uptight and fastidious and everything has to be in a organized fashion, everything categorized and neatly folded and put in its exact right place...

well how do you get there from potty training?

well it's really simple...
because as with almost all behavioral disorders, which anal or 10 of is, it's not a mental illness it's not a psychiatric disorder. It's just a weird behavior

AS WITH ALMOST ALL BEHAVIORAL DISORDERS.... The child felt they had no control over some kind of situation... And in this case they couldn't control accidentally pooping in their pants... they were trying... But accidents happen...

now associated with this lack of control is the shame and guilt and scorn FROM ONE OR BOTH PARENTS....

And then we repress that shit
because the human brain is a funny thing. It doesn't allow us to remember those days. none of us remembers our potty training days...

anybody who says they remember their potty training days is lying. end of story. So anyway... those shameful guilt burdened scorned children become adults that don't even remember the fact that they are still carrying emotional issues with them...

THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT.
And if they did they would have no memory of where it came from

to be continued

>>939460686 (OP)

I just YouTubed "Walt Disney secret vault," And this popped up..

https://youtu.be/mrbjUCuUli0?si=xBuesTGMIIDW7T6Y
I've never seen this video so I don't know what's in it..
It may very well verify what I'm telling you, but then again this is the internet, so it might have nothing to do with the cartoons of kids taking shits

(But we all know Disney had all kinds of weird creepy sexual shit hidden in those cartoons anyway) He wasn't a pedophile

because he was asexual

He was a stunted child...
He was more of a woman than anything
He was basically his mother

But he wasn't technically a pedophile
A pervert? Yes
actively pedophilic? no

SO THE ADULT DOESN'T REALIZE WHY HE'S COMPELLED TO CONTINUALLY EXERT CONTROL OVER HIS ENVIRONMENT

He has no idea where this compulsion was sourced, but he definitely knows that it drives him crazy to see things out of place

(This is literally how simple and stupid humans are... It seems like we would be much more complicated, But no..
no ...It turns out psychology is kind of embarrassingly simple and stupid)

HE DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE HE'S PICKING THE SCAB AT HIS CHILDHOOD EMOTIONAL ISSUE WHICH NEVER GOT RESOLVED

It's a shame those people didn't Even try in their baby talk to say "Mommy I'm sorry I made a mistake and I'm trying as hard as I can please work with me on this"

That would be magical...
" hey Mom and Dad I'm only 2 years old but please work with me on this because you're going to create an unresolved emotional problem that will end up appearing like I have a mental illness when I'm an adult"

lol

behavioral disorders are really simple to cure: STOP

That's not a psychiatric problem
It's willpower and nothing more
It's an addiction

motherfucker if I could stop taking LSD and all those other drugs...

You can stop washing your hand 500 times faggot

And that guy over there can stop organizing everything.. leave the silverware alone faggot... everything's going to be just fine with messy silverware loser

I told you I'm a fucking idiot and a loser

I like rubbing people the wrong way
It's funny
I think it's funny

But I don't think I'm smarter than anybody

I'M SO STUPID I FORGOT TO POST THE GODDAMN IMAGE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO

NOW I'M GOING TO WATCH IT AND SEE IF THEY MENTION THE DEFECATION CARTOONS

For all I know, they're just going to talk about the hidden penises and shit like that

I'm so glad we had this time together...
Just to have a laugh or sing a song...
seems we just got started, And before you know it...

comes the time for you to eat a motherfucking log

I'm going to try one of my nostradumbass predictions:

I predict that video will not mention the defecation cartoons

I HOPE I'M WRONG! I HOPE I'M WRONG

because I'd like you to see them I think you'll get a kick out of them

>>939460999
Carol Burnett tugged at her ear after the song as a way of saying I love you to her grandmother who had passed away

It was their little secret sign language they used to use

And after she passed away, Carol Burnett ended every show by tugging at her ear and silently telling her grandmother how much she loved her

I think that's actually quite beautiful. I really do. we need more of that

oh shit I was going to mention directly to you

lol it turns out I'm going to be okay
I had atrial fibrillation.. AFib
overstimulation of the heart

(I've been dead five times, My heart stopped five times before. A couple of massive heart attacks)

So yeah of course my heart's damaged duh duh I've known that for like 30 fucking years. I died The fifth time in 2009 on the operating table... anesthesiologist killed me literally and they brought me back for the fifth time

So yeah it turns out it's afib

Good good good good It was good news I've got my medicine and shit beta blockers and some other arrhythmia crap

And I am being scheduled with a cardiologist so... looks like I'm going to be alive for my birthday

That's too bad for /b/
I feel sorry for them...
I'm going to be SO FUCKING ANNOYING that hopefully a couple of them might even turn the computer off and go do something worthwhile

either way I don't give a flying fuck
I have an entire human race I'd like to punish for being so bad to animals and other forms of life

I can't access the entire world
But I can sure as fuck start with 4chan

maybe I can't reach out and touch the entire world right now......

But by golly, I'm going to reach out and touch in many of these motherfuckers as I possibly can

they cut off Jesus' DICK ???!!!! WTF??!!!

LOLvis

well that was actually interesting....

The video talked about the animators just like my great uncle who quit. I told you about shitty pay, but they even mention a binding contract where anything they create becomes Disney's property, even if they did it at home on their own time...

see? That's exactly what I was talking about when I said my great uncle quit. I never met him I only heard about him through my grandmother... she's the one that told me the whole story.. and about a vault of poop cartoons...

interestingly enough, that video mentions porn cartoons but not poop

trust me... there's other naughty dirty Disney shit, but the poop videos are totally separate because they were made specifically for Walt Disney's entertainment.

those were his personal cartoons only for him.

100% true I promise
I have to send a lift for a friend I'll see you later

>>939463321
Lynn Turner is one of my endless disposable Gmail accounts I use for trolling and setting up throwaway subscriptions

wow that's so fucked up man. Lyft tried charging me $24 to have my friend picked up and brought here.

So I changed the destination to the house across the street and suddenly it was $12

THEY WERE GOING TO CHARGE ME TWICE AS MUCH.....

as him getting dropped off directly across the street from me wow

That deserves a 3D WOW™

.....wWOWw....
............!...........

Do you want to hear my famous Johnny Neptune trademark LYFT gag?

every time I send somebody in a lift, I always call the driver and tell them to put me on speaker phone so my friend can hear my voice...

And then I tell the driver "If they give you any problems I want you to call me, all right?... AND I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM WHEN THEY GET HERE!!! "

And the cool drivers always laugh and understand I'm joking

But the uncool drivers always flip out and act like douchebags

And then I allow my friends to explain to them " He's just weird He likes pushing people's buttons"

I'm not lying
I DO IT EVERY FUCKING TIME...
without fail.
In fact I just did it

and the driver was so uncool
turns out this driver is uncool as fuck

they can't take a joke

very much like in here
The control freaks always make themselves known. All you have to do is break their imaginary rules and suddenly they become very frustrated trying to control you

WHY I WAS ARRESTED FOR THE PHONE:

the REAL reason?......

because I texted the owner,
"It's amazing the chromosome genetic damage caused by brushing your teeth and bathing in the Ganges River, feces and rotting decomposing bodies float by you.. no wonder you people paint a little red target between your eyes"


THATS WHY.......

I TROLLED MY ASS INTO HANDCUFFS

100% true
that's what did it

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, a little on the adventurous side and totally love getting flirty in chats. One of my favorite things is pushing guys to the edge during some steamy conversations and seeing just how far I can take it while having a blast. I'm a total night owl and always down for some naughty fun! I struggle with anxiety, so meeting new people in person can be tough for me. That's why I'm all about those private chats – so much easier and way more exciting! If you're interested in some hot exchanges, add me: E-m-m-i-b-lok-z (don't forget to remove the spaces and dashes). I'm here for real connections, just looking for some fun buddies to share the heat with.

>>939460686 (OP)
your spam sucks faggot

thread hidden

>>939466904
Every thread, there you are.

>>939467004
You're killing /b/ and trans people by spamming

>>939467270
Name one trans person who died from /b/ being spammed. We'll wait.

>>939467627
A shit ton

>>939467965
Just one will do.

>>939468000
A
Shit
Ton
Stop
Motherfuckering
Spamming
Now

>>939468052
Alright, if that's how you're going to be, I'm gonna scream.

>>939468093
Scream faggot

>>939468119
Oh, I'll scream. You fucking know I will.

>>939468140
This destroys you hard

>>939468160
Final warning. Scream time is imminent.

>>939468204
Dont care faggot :)

>>939468384
What the fuck is wrong with you, E? I'm about to fucking SCREAM. Why aren't you intimidated? Take your meds.

>>939468384
Mature more.

>>939468499
There is no E you faggot
>>939468630
You spam log threads you grow the fuck up

>>939468661
Proof?

>>939468661
OK, that's it... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all me

>>939468680
>>939468712
Seething faggots

>>939470144
Project more, schizo.

>>939470509
Eat rat poison faggot and die

>>939470629
Here you are!

>>939470677
>le here you are!
Braindead faggot

>>939470729
still here!

>>939470844
Killing /b/ in the process
>>939470853
Siot ykhr wirtsts

>>939470729
Exactly which rule is being violated by either threads, E? Take your meds.

>>939470960
The rule that says you can't spam, you fucking retard

>>939471063
OK... and how is that relevant?

>>939470886
>spamming
In the jungle of newfags that cant filter, sure.

>>939471076
Because it is you log nigger
>>939471124
You always find ways to go around filtering you fsggot log nigger LEAVE ME ALONE

>>939471227
But no one's spamming except you. Why do you get to break the rules?

>>939471293
>your the spammer not us!
Lying log nigger

>>939471332
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>939471378
LEAVE ME ALONE

>>939471404
AAAAAAHHHHHH!?!??!!??!?!?!?

>>939471442
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