Thread 939462149

CEL

For me it's my waifu Nellie McKay

shit thread

Da fuck is going on in here?

>>939462149 (OP)
allison thread <3

>>939462724
you're posting hags

>>939462998
To each his own, cabrón.

>>939463097
kill yourself

One of my favorite midtier beer brands just came out with a new "strong" lager variant. It's pretty good and just one can gives a slight buzz

>>939463213
who?

>>939463213
What is it?

>>939462747
libel

>>939463200
Oh no what did I do wrong this time

>>939463262
What are you, a fuckin' owl?

>>939463262
>>939463290
It's not an international company, you guys wouldn't know it. Most beers here are 5.6-6%, this one is 9

>>939463398
>>939463409
who asked

>>939463419
Your mom

playing ana and spamming sleep dart

>>939463372
narcissistic loser thinks hes better than everybody else you force conversations with everybody and never shut the fuck up

>>939463213
I only drink DTQDDH ipas with proprietary hops sorry
>>939463339
<3

>>939463496
When you put it like that it does sound like me

>>939463535
That's not Troy

I still had Interstellar in my mind as one of the great newish movies. It was released 11 years ago lmao

>>939463597
cope troy

>>939463597
how would you know that unless youre troy

>>939463505
<3 x 10

>>939463572
does it ever get lonely being so disliked

It's lonely without the Halsey poster that's for sure
>>939463690
How could it be lonely you just said I force everyone to talk to me

nobody has a good reason to hate corly

>>939463982
Die faggot

corly really should

>>939463692
I yearn to butter her muffin

corly is fren

>>939463982
his existence is a blight on humanity as a hole

should post his cock right now

I shall visit canada in the spring and seek the beadsters autograph

>>939463793
>>939464049
love her

>>939464123
This is really hot man

J-Tard, you're basically Norman Bates, if Norman Bates was uglier, smellier, and had a foreskin like a stale pasty.

harsh, but fair

>>939464095
you dont even know him attention seeker
>>939464211
worthless narcissist faggot

You don’t have a personality, you’ve got a damp patch that occasionally writes in capitals.

>>939464321
yep thats corky

Any Bella?

Any chance of you shutting the fuck up?

>>939464349
there's one right here
>>939464349

>>939464277
<33

>>939464360
stop enabling trash no personality faggots and then maybe

J-Tard, you’ve got the presence of a stale fart, and the sex appeal of a bus seat fungus.

thats right shut the fuck up faggot

J-Tard, you’re basically less than the ghost of a man's fart.

Your only legacy will be a stain on a chair and a hard drive the police won’t want to touch.

kek

>>939464432
<333

>>939464555
kys

You’re basically a soupy, pedophilic, shut-in wig on a chair, with the personality of the stain underneath it.

kek jacob btfo!!

it's funny how angry he is

>>939464555
trips of being the single most pigheaded narcissist poster these threads have ever seen i hope you read every word i post about you and feel your pathetic ego crack piece of shit faggot loser

>>939464615
<3333

>>939464641
>>939464680

You don’t hold conversations, J-Tard, you just play with cum socks until one of them gets bored of you.

is trump gonna send the national guard into #MyCity

>>939464765
Don't know, don't care.

bought a white van and wrote FREAK ANDY on the sides

>>939464806
Fuck you're ugly.

>>939464591
>>939464648
I don't even know who you are bro I seriously doubt I did anything to you that merits this meltdown, it cannot be healthy to be thinking about me this much. Anyway if you want more replies after this one you're gonna need to be posting something for me to beat my dick to, I recommend Xochitl Gomez or Olivia Rodrigo.

>>939464728
>love bite

>>939464826
Wait, so YOU'RE Beady?

just got a legendary soldier 76 skin

if you dont know or care then dont respond, its just that easy

>>939464900
hes gay

>>939464765
I'd rather he sends Elsie in my city, but that's unlikely

QRD on corly being beady?

always has been

>>939464840
<3
>>939464848
:3

Yeah post celebs I like or be prepared for a deluge of Emma Roberts!!
>>939464900
If it ain't Grillmaster it ain't shit
>>939464953
This is info contained in the Corly files

babs always appears at the most curious of times

>>939464987
>mwah

>>939465057
<33333

>>939465018
it was stunt rider 76 :/ i already have bone tho and i like that one more

Post celebs I like or else

>>939465092
He does, doesn't he

You'd think it would get easier with every rewatch. But those video messages after the tsunami planet hit me hard every time
Also, Cooper's son is Ben Afleck's brother, I don't remember noticing this before

>>939465018
Leak the files!!!!

loser is actually watching interstellar and being affected by it, lol

>>939465101
I actually have the Guile skin on him but my highlight intro is Grillmaster
>>939465140
Leaking into your mouth

>i'm too afraid to admit feeling emotional by a great scene on an anonymous board
Bitchmade take

>>939465182
mmmmm yummy

>>939465234
bad scene, movie sucks and is for brainlets

>>939465099
:9
>>939465092
>>939465108
Indeed I seem to.

>>939465235
Why do you hate Interstellar so much

wait alice is beady?

>>939465252
>anything popular sucks
Give me two movies you liked then, Mr. Intellectually Superior Anon

>>939465256
<(^.^)>

>>939465290
<333333

>>939465331
don't let the grouches get to you. enjoy your movie.

WAKE UP

I hate the ending by the way. The movie should have ended 10 minutes earlier or at least have an alternate DVD/blueray ending

>>939465182
>but my highlight intro is Grillmaster
i want this intro so bad but i never get it in my loot boxes!!!

>>939465307
no cool scenes where the hero fucks two ladies at once

>>939465390
I'm eating some cheetos and drinking jack and chasing with beer. Strong beer is not a great chaser, if I'm honest. I'll switch to coke zero after this can

I like Chastain as an actress, she's above average. Never found her attractive though, and I really love redheads

choli is a shit

>>939465406
That's alright soldier is a noob character for little babies anyway
>>939465410
Me if I was Rand al'Thor (and it's 3 women)

>>939465416
<3333333
ˢʰᵉ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢᶦʳᵉ ᵐᵉ

>>939465472
>drinking jack and chasing with beer
ah noooo! glad you're gonna switch to soda. that sounds terrible.

> I really love redheads
h-hey...

>>939465545
kid named randal lol

Hans Zimmer is a fucking mastermind. 7 out of 10 times I've thought "this soundtrack was amazing, let's see who wrote it", it's Zimmer
>>939465575
Hello
>>939465566
Chasing whiskey with beer is fiiine. You just need to find compatible ones
Heineken does not go well with Jameson for example

>>939465636
Lmao post made me laugh

>>939465545
whoa whoa whoa we don't gotta go that far

Anne Hathaway never struck me as sexy but she is definitely pretty and cute. Being able to pull off short hair is evidence of having undeniable beautiful features. I've never jerked off to her though, not even to her leaks

>>939465641
<33333333

>>939465669
oooh. i don't drink too often so i defer to your expertise.

overwatch was cool at first when all the characters were unique but they slowly all became the same character

>>939465575
One of your very own took it upon themselves to make sure that "redhead" stuff was just a phase.
Made sure there was no feelings, no love, no hate-
Just nothing.
>Took advantage of someone because they had a thing for them
It's like dating someone with a certain name-
Now I ain't gonna name my kids or date anyone with that name.
>Or ginger chicks

>>939465857
I'd give you crush courses if you wanted

>>939465782
Hop on Cass

>>939465903
(^///^)

>>939465947
<333333333

A decade ago, people would actually engage in all sorts of random conversations. I'd kill bd for what he has done to these threads if I lived in the US. I really would

might beat my cock and shit

bd lives in canada mong

>>939466056
but hes in canadia

>>939466075
>>939443450

>>939466056
I support this

>>939466075
The chances of me living in Canada are way lower. Living in the US is of higher probability and it would be easier to make the trip to his Toronto shelter house

>>939466056
if i was more interesting i would make conversation more often.

>>939465954
lmao i don't think anybody wants to see me on cass.... it's BAAAAAAAD. we're talkin like 700 damage a round bad

tits come and tits go.
kirsten dunst lost her tits.
emily blunt bought new tits to go along with her new face

>>939466124
god i fucking love BBC and the BNWO

>>939464349
Dani was always the hottest

do you mean MCCREE?

>>939466210
Morsey was one of the most boring motherfucker, I still loved that guy

Or you can kill bots.

>>939466223
I'm starting to suspect you might not be that good at aiming
>>939466268
No that's problematic we call him Cole Cassidy now

>>939466268
we're talking about moira

>>939466128
Alice, my sister hasn't practiced drums in 2 months during summer. How do I convince her not to quit?

>>939466331
get her a black boyfriend

why would you want that

>>939466245
<3333333333

>>939466283
must've been before my time. i feel a little restless. i wonder if i should go to home depot and get some project stuff.

>>939466317
you would be correct kek. i can hit with soldier tho for some reason it's weird

Race-baiting chicks and dudes are ugly AF inside and out.

>>939466451
Yeah I'm not judging, you should play some Torb man

>>939466451
must be because hes gay and you can get into the mindset

>>939466446
Sorry I'm just trying to get you to reply to me

>>939466383
Blacks are not really a thing here. Try again
>laughs in balkan

>>939466389
This. She'll get a refresher on drum beating and an introduction to spear chucking

get her a black boyfriend

>>939466331
tell her to learn a 5 stroke roll thats all you need
>>939466497
torb is such a little motherfker lol i hate that guy

corly <3

>>939466580
I love Torb dude

Can you post Rodrigo's VMAs black dress? Thanks in advance
>>939466449
>before my time
I am sure sober me knows this, but when did you start joining threads regularly?

thats not me dont get mad at me

>>939466625
Too late I'm mad at you

>>939466389
>>939466383
I fucked this reply up, I guess I'm tipsieer than I realised
>autocorrect tried to make me write z instead of s, fuck you autocorrect, USA is not the centre of the world

i didnt even tell anyone about the blacked faps

>>939466580
>5 stroke roll
I don't know what that is and I doubt she does either. I will make a note of it though, thanks. You are good people, Alice. I'd let you join my bd baseballbat beat up

This dude's sister is giving me a 5 stroke roll and I'm about to fucking bust

>>939466617
do you like him for his op turret? my friend told me to play torb too but i don't get why

I remember watching a lot of videos about how scientifically accurate Interstellar is. Small details are so important sometimes, even if most people don't realise

>>939466828
K3k

>>939466569
<33333333333

>>939466621
time is weird for me. maybe 2020ish? but then again it doesn't quite feel that long.

is the ghost scientifically accurate

>>939466837
Well your friend probably said that because you are aim challenged but yeah the turret is better than it's been in ages with the wall turret perk, projectile dps is also a lot more fun than hitscan, and he is very tanky/slippery with E.

Funnily enough, I've run out of my regular whiskey and the only thing I have left is two bottles of Canadian whiskey my uncle has brought me
Slightly better than Jack, worse than Jameson. Uncle is a cheapass

>>939466802
is she a beginner? 5 stroke roll is one of the very first basic rudiments besides like a paradiddle. it's extremely versatile for easy fills. i was in my schools drumline and the 5 stroke is a staple.

>>939466941
Oh boy. Who did you even stay after the first year? That was peak Kate autism era...

choli is alice?

settling in to kendra sunderland blackedraw

zendaya is meechee?

>>939467030
She's been taking weekly lesson for 3 or 4 months now. I'd say she is still a novice. I try to encourage her by playing simple songs with her but work is wearing her down :/

>>939466979
his ulti seems good if you can land it in a good spot too. maybe i'll give him a try here.
>>939467135
Ah. Well tell her to keep practicing her rudiments, that's the most essential.

>>939467226
Not sure if this is a new word to me, or if I'm just too drunk to remember it. I try to but she doesn't listen to me. Older siblings are so annoying, I swear
She once punched my tooth out because I changed the TV channel

why is allison

>>939467135
Also get her to play When The Levee Breaks. That's like the quintessential first drum song to learn plus it'll teach her a lot about bass.

>>939467056
you know, i don't think i can offer any reasonable response to that.

>>939467218
<333333333333

>>939467324
i wish i knew.

>>939467328
Saved in a notepad to jot forget. I'll say it again, I like yu Alice. I wish we lived closer so we could hangout together and jam

Gay oral sex for the sole purpose of pleasing the Goddess

>>939467226
Yeah it's not bad, charges fast too. Mei is my favorite dps but I'm salty about her perk changes. Hanzo is really really strong atm, projectile is fucking huge lol

Cooper is about the enter the "power of love" bullshit. I should change the channel but I'll watch it to be reminded of how easily a great movie turns to shit
>>939467350
It's 4am here. Unreasonable responses are just as good

Verification was not required.

no more beautiful sight than a white girl SLURPIN on a big black cock

>>939467461
i guess the manic energy was appealing at first. then the weird people watching. then it just became comfy to always have a tab open so i can post with the handful of nice, interesting folks who hang out.

>>939467507
<3333333333333
i'm ashamed of how many boxes that pic ticks for me.

>>939467391
brotha i'm not alice i'm choli.
>>939467452
you're a mei enjoyer?! her ulti is SO disruptive, seems like a lot of fun.

>>939467619
>it just became comfy to always have a tab open
Too fucking familiar
>>939467659
Choli plays drums???

>>939467619
its one of my favorites

>entire movie plays out with a single commercial break
3am movies fucking rock!

>>939467659
Yeah it's alright have fun playin

>>939467753
i work from home most of the time and it's just me and my pup, so the "company" (so to speak) is nice too. <3

>>939467785
she's so precious.

>>939467919
yup

>>939467935
BBC

>>939467992
>>939467992
>>939467992

>>939467753
yessir. i was in drumline my entire highschool time. i played snare.
>>939467864
yessir will do

faggot was in marching band